ITT the first time you saw a pussy IRL

To be fair, I would never date a 19 yo now.
There is just nothing to talk about.
At least I enjoyed my youth when I could.

kinda. I haven't eaten a pussy in over a year and tbh I miss it

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that's a nice vagena

>tfw never IRL

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how old are you. I don't think his friend was dating a 19 year old he just had sex/hookup which the immaturity is no worry.

I showed her how it rolled back, she kept doing it, basically getting a HJ.

>There is just nothing to talk about.
What do you mean by nothing to talk about. As in jobs? Life experience? knowledge of the world??
I am 25 and I don really have much more to talk about than when I was 19, mostly just boring shit and the odd time something bad or unusual has happened to me over the years since 19. I still live in the woods and hardly go any where and have still never had a relationship or even kissed or hugged a girl that was not related.

>be me, 15 years of age
>highschool metalhead, played the piano
>this chubby girl idolized me because i played black diamond almost right and other tunes from tristania and lacrimosa
>she was a chub and had an ugly face, but then she literally said she would suck my dick if i let her, so i became interested
>since i was a metalhead i didn't know how to be a douschebag so i got her to be my gf before fucking with her
>her stepdad left, her mom was never around the house and her brother (who was supposed to look after us while we were alone) also left
>she blew me, then got naked and showed me her hairy pussy
>fucked her like a champ that day, asked her to get shaved
>next week i saw her pussy all shaved for the very first time in my life

getting off topic but I had a similar thing with a cute chubby girl freshman year in high school. One of my go to fap memories was me and her in a friend's bathroom at a party where she kept playing with the tip of my foreskin, and kept trying to hold it open to see inside (I used to have mild phimosis) and she did this thing where she stuck her finger inside that felt fucking AMAZING
(never did see her pussy though...)

>be 11yo me, her 11 or 12, at resort our families went to every summer
>usually hung out with her whole family plus other kids there, but everyone's gone for some reason
>she asks me to go swimming in the lake with her
>meet her on the beach and she's in a bikini instead of normal one piece
>attempt not to stare and swim with her for a bit
>she wants to hang out on the raft that's out there, I follow her over
>as she's climbing the ladder her bikini bottom slips down, I'm waiting at the bottom and basically get a face full of pussy
>perfect pink slit with blonde pubes
shit was so cash, also probably why I love a bush

I was 14
She was 19
Im reading a comic book on a bench in the park and she sits does next to me and tells my to follow her into the small wooded area behind the public toilets.
Long story short ,she jerked me off and let me finger her.
Didn't know her, never saw her again.

>be me, age 12
>wake up earlier than usual one morning
>assume family is all asleep
>go to pee, don't flush because can't wake people
>tiptoe into the bathroom to wash my hands
>notice the door is closed
>walk in anyway, everyone's asleep right?
>look in the mirror
>oh shit
>first pussy I've ever seen IRL
>it me

Beastiality isn't cool, user

>be 11
>visiting dad & stepmom
>finished swimming
>going up the stairs to change
>stepmom in kitchen yells at me to check on sleeping baby stepsister
>think "that's what you have a stupid baby monitor for, bitch.."
>run up the stairs
>go into stepsis's room
>shes laying in her crib
>awake, sorta kicking her legs around
>one side of diaper isn't attached; front poking up a little
>from my angle, can just barely see the crack of her pussy
>bonerinitiated.jpg
>pull diaper away a little to see more
>pussy wet from pee
>pull a little more
>everything is wet and puffy and red
>dickisdiamonds.jpg
>reach thumb in
>rub against lips
>push against pussy crack
>pee getting all over thumb and a bit of palm
>hear stepmom coming up the stairs
>push front of diaper down
>bolt to the door, yell at her from down the hall
>"she's awake. needs new diaper."
>go into guest bedroom
>wait til hear mom enter stepsis's bedroom
>pull off swim trunks
>close eyes
>sniff thumb of hand and picture the piss covered pussy
>fap furiously
>come within 15 seconds

This is virgin talk. For muscles to stretch permanently there has to be injury. Muscles are built to stretch. There is not a human dick big enough for this to happen! Your sphincter would stretch and cause fecal incontinence from shitting if this were the case.

A coworker that I apparently went to middle school with (I don't really remember, but she clearly knew stuff and my memory is shit so whatever) became a friend with benefits. We also attended community college together at the time. Anyway, we went to an abandoned building and found an empty classroom at the school. She was wearing a skirt and showed me how to play with her using my fingers. I later went to her house and we gave each other handies and stuff several times. We never had full on sex, mostly because I was autistic, because she was down to fuck. She also asked me to go out with her as her bf but I didn't really want a relationship. The fooling around was fun, though. She's married now and lives in another state so that's ancient history.

I haven't

>be 22 virgin
>never seen a pussy irl
>frustration and desperation rises
>finally decide to go to the hooker
>pick one of the cheapest (but with good reviews) because you're fucking collage student
>nervous as fuck
>call her and set up the meeting
>get even more nervous
>few hours later go to her
>she's 5'10" bbw but with great tits
>chat for a while
>turns out she's really nice and with good sense of humour
>get undressed and get to work
>she sucks really nice for some time before putting a condom on my cock and laying down on the bed
>her pussy is plump, shaved and smells not bad
>start fucking her
>despite being experienced hooker she's nice and tight
>cum after some time
>she says it was nice, despite me being a virgin
>pay her
>she kisses your cheek before you leave

>>she kisses your cheek before you leave
lost

Inb4 yes, I get tested after that and yes I'm clean

>Be 6 at the time (currently 20)
>Visit cousins house
>One girl cousin is 6 and the other 8
>Randomly start talking about sex and how funny it was (I think we saw a scene on T.V ,softcore shit)
>6 year old girl cousin gets the idea to play a game and take turns flashing each other our parts
>All of us sit on the bed and one goes in front of us and pulls her pants and panty down
>shows us the frontal
>Turns around and bends over and spreads it
>P U R E , T I G H T, P I N K
>that's what went through my mind, it wasn't even "sexual" just curiosity of the opposite form
>Older sister went next, basically identical to each other
>Then me, pulled my pants down and they laughed a little.
>That's the first penis they saw
>They stared as I pulled on it
>Turned around and bent over for them to see the sack and my ass, spread it while looking under my legs
>saw my dick hanging and there reactions of excitement.
>Older cousin touched it while bending over looking under
>We rotated turns three times again
>More touching as turns went on, cousin doing bigger lips spreads, eventually saw the inside close up (hymen)
>After we were done I asked to see my older cousins puss puss one last time
>Notice the room smelled kinda funny just musty from peen showings for a half an hour
>AUTISM KICKS IN
>She bends over and spreads it for me and I fucking take some barbie spray and spray her shit
>ahshit.jpeg
>She screams loud af running out the room screaming "mY cOoKie bUrnS, mOmMy!!!!!"
>Even in the house finds out what we've done
>Got the shit beaten out of my by my dad, literally cried to sleep
>We only mentioned it once after that and laugh at what happened

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Yeah, that was kinda weird, but oh well

I was 13. Had two neighbors, 11 and 12. Both sisters. Saw/touched both of their pussies. Got my dick in the younger one but never got to fuck the older one. Thank god no pregnancy.

Quick question... was the girl in question named Julia? Or Kelsey? Sounds 100% like one of my buddies stories.

>both blessed with great genetics so hot as fuck at the time

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>>Got the shit beaten out of my by my dad, literally cried to sleep
you should beat the shit out of your dad for treating you like shit for no reason now

This: Women are made to fuck cocks, as many and whatever size, without causing any adverse effects. Almost all women have fucked a lot. They want it just like guys but most have a much easier time "recruiting" cock whenever they want. So, yeah, that "perfect" pussy has been fucked a lot.

Yesterday , i paid a professional.

I was probably 8-10 I guess. Saw my grandma’s hairy pussy. She came out the bathroom completely naked and just standing there drying her hair like it was nothing.

Also first toys I saw in real life. No, she was not a hot gilf or anything like that but made me hard and spiked my interest.

Yes, lead to her showing me much more and teaching me how to jerk off, how to please a woman and what sex was. Summer was nice back then.

> Be me, 19 years old, had h.s. gf who did everything but fuck.
> We were LD for first college year.
> There was one girl freshman year at college who I probably could have fucked if I was confident and knew what I was doing.
> Now starting second year.
> Hot girl asks me to dance at beginning of
> year dorm floor party. After, we go
> back to my room and make out, but she leaves when things really
> start to heat up. She comes to my room the next night. Another
> make out session. She doesn't leave this time. All our clothes
> come off. I'm between her legs, ready to slide inside. Ask her
> about BC. I'm on the pill, user. She's NOT a virgin. Her pussy
> feels so great. So this is what I've been missing. Wow.
> Fuck her for about 20 strokes before I cum. Stay hard and start
> round 2 after a few mins. Lasts a long time. Round 3 later. She
> stays the night. YES. I'm in love. Fuck her all year.
> A few months later tell her that she took my v-card.
> Mutters under her breath: Shit, I was never going to do that again.
> Good thing I never mentioned before fucking her for a few months.
> Whew!
> P.S. Finally fucked my h.s. gf the next year when she decided
> she wanted to lose her v-card to me. Yes! Finally cum in her pussy.
> Almost as good as losing my v-card, lol.
> Should have started fucking pussy when I was 14....
> Go for it, guys! Just keep asking girls until one says yes.
> Never pay. It's not as enjoyable and it's not necessary at all.

First tits. Stupid damn phone.

A neighbor girl that I had a crush on and I were exploring an undeveloped area near our neighborhood, and three older boys pinned us both down, stripped her naked from the waist down, and took turns holding me down or molesting her. It upset me so bad I still had baggage about it in college when I finally went to therapy over it.
Her dad was also abusing her, btw.

Jesus Christ just look at those faggots. This is either butthurt femanon homosex or underage incel talk.

I love when some idiots starts white knighting acting like age has no impact on skin. Pro tip for you sunshine. You can't even remotely compare 18yo pussy to 40yo pussy. There's huge difference. And it has nothing to do with "how many dicks she had". It's about getting aged as fuck. Women age like crazy, they achieve their prime in 20-30 and after this there's downhill. Ever wondered why most women become so desperate finding husbando at that age? Because they have to sell their best assets before their value will drop like crazy. There're RARE instances where woman is blessed with genetics and even 40yo can look pretty decent but when it comes to skin, there's visible difference. The same goes for pussy which is basically skin which gets stretched very frequently and is exposed to multiply cycles of period throughtout woman life. It's the same as with getting wrinkles, there's no way around it and there's no way to deny their existance. Added to the fact most women have 1-2 kids at 40s, there's a huge devastation down there. Sure, they get sewed and pussy will scretch but there's NO WAY to compare it to women who never bore a child or is 18yo. Maybe with some crazy plastic surgery. Anyone denying it is either underage or virgin. Period.

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>me and my sister used to always sneak in eachothers rooms when we were kids and just explore eachother
>for some reason a big thing was me smelling inside her pussy/her smelling inside my foreskin cause we always thought we smelled funny
>as an adult I have a smell fetish because of this
>no clue if she does though

subtle, user. i was so quick to defend the roast beef part that i almost missed the great genetics part

Kelsey last name?

>tfw

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>you HAVE seen a pussy before, right Yea Forums?

no

41 yo incel btw