My ability to lie and be a fraud kept me from being an incel despite the fact that I am not really attractive. AMA

My ability to lie and be a fraud kept me from being an incel despite the fact that I am not really attractive. AMA

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What did you lie about?

Do you like the Borat movie?

Havent seen it

I know you’re supposed to be a master convincer and all, but you’re on b thus you’re an incel.

Not in real life. I am an incel on the inside but I can be anything I want to in person. I will even admit I'm a con and a thief too. I have maintenance worker clothes I keep because I go into random offices and say that I was told to pick up some computers or printers or whatever to fix them and I just take off with them and no one asks anything.

You, uh, know an incel's a dude who can't get laid, right?
You're thinking of NEET, maybe?

Maybe. I am not a virgin. I'm not a Chad either but maybe get a little more than most normies because I can date multiple girls without them knowing about one another.

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Right, so you're a regular dude, except instead of working you steal and lie.
This makes you worse than an incel.
At least most incels will quietly do their jobs until they have a breakdown.

Well obviously you do enough to reply

What a gay reply

Well you’re enough of a faggot to make me want to call it out like I see it. If you truly were good at what you say you are, your make ya believe it without actually saying it so straight forward, pleb

user, instruct me on how to be a better lier and to fuck off any moral faggotry code so I can stop being lame beta.

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You’d make us

How often do you think about killing yourself

Thieving liars are the lowest of the betas. Why do you think being even more of a pathetic, hated faggot would improve your life?

Do you think thieving liars have a good reputation?

At least as often as you do

What a pathetic non-answer. Why even have an AMA if you're just going to vaguely answer the questions by turning them on the askers?

You might as well have just been writing "i know you are but what am i?"

Thats not what I meant, and I agree with what you say. What I mean is how you develope such elocuence and social skills, that you can be a bullshitter Class A, and everyone falls for it. Its not like you have to convince people that you are rich or that you a 3ft long cock... Rather that how to tell those very specific bullshit stories/experiences, to get the girl, the job, the oportunity.

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OP is an incel fag who watched catch me if you can and now he's (kind of) impersonating the protagonist. I'm pretty sure he's just living in his own fantasy land where he's master of lies and whatnot. Fuck off OP. And I suggest you Yea Forumsros to not encourage this by asking this faggot more questions

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I mostly go to those places where its kind of like an apartment complex but for small businesses. Usually you find insurance agents, law offices, Optometrists or dentists, and stuff like that. Idk if it's just a California thing or not but most of them just have people who are too busy on their phone to pay attention to anything I'm doing. I just tell them this thing needs fixing and not many of the small offices have access cards or cameras

I was a doctor for a week and I married a nurse but the FBI raided the batchelor party