ITT we are cops.
ITT we are cops
Adam Rogers
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Benjamin Sullivan
Okay white criminal I'm going to let you off with a warning for getting caught with drugs. Run along now.
Lucas Gomez
More like,
>I really don't want to shoot this nigger and lose my job and have it turn into a national news story but he's on PCP and trying to kill me
Landon Foster
Then go kill yourself
Thomas Anderson
not again, i retired once already.
Xavier Parker
Dibs on dispatch!
>radio feedback noises
William Long
Camden Collins
Dispatch we have niggers that appear to be playing basketball in a park. How do I proceed to arrest them?
Jackson Jackson
wee woo wee woo
>lights blinking
William Walker
threads over
move along, nothing to see here
Matthew Gray
And thats how the mandingo party started
Colton Cox
Unit 3448 proceed with caution as they may be armed with spears or other dangerous weapons. Use lethal force if necessary
Jeremiah Edwards
I'm a Chinese American cop. I still have public power to shoot and kill niggers. No one blames chinks of being racist against porch monkeys
Jaxon Turner
Didn’t make out that last one dispatch. “Use lethal force no matter what?”
>can hear someone opening a car door
Josiah Ramirez
guys I'm fat, kill some niggers while I lose some weight
Leo Foster
donuts here! cum filled donuts!
Hunter Watson
Yes sir sherif dickless retard
Eli Thompson
Copy, shots fired. Officers returned fire
>low background cheering
Daniel Baker
Got damnit bill, you forgot the coffee
Isaac Thompson
*raids the evidence room for cocaine, other drugs, and weapons*
Grayson Hill
Negative, niggers opened fire on each other after one stepped on the others shoes
Colton Rodriguez
*sheriff
Jordan Adams
Sry dickless retard, you don’t get both f’s
Ryder Hall
Chicken fuckers
Jack Diaz
*bang bang*
I just killed a nigger
Zachary Morgan
The way to remember how to spell sheriff is: "two f's stand for fat fucks".
Zachary Foster
You're a loose cannon, Chang...if you weren't the best Damn cop on the force I'd take your damn badge in a heart beat
Zachary Nguyen
It's too quiet here, I'm gonna put out some bait.
Mason Cruz
They have the nastiest chicken I've ever had in my life.
Cameron Evans
Tyler Adams
I've never eaten there myself, they're always located in .. uh.. areas I don't venture to often.
Easton Murphy
When the fuck did we hire a nigger?
Grayson Gomez
Have you seen the one they installed in the men's room?
Christopher Watson
Maybe I WOULD have, if the goddamn janitorial staff would replace the light bulbs!
Nathaniel Wood
Black lives matter protest erupts in the city
Adam Sanders
Fuck that was supposed to be green text
Isaiah Morgan
Blake Campbell
Cities?
Asher Robinson