This man approaches at the bar
After a conversation he invites you to be his live-in 'friend'
>he will give you a $20,000 sign on bonus
>has a very expensive modern house, and insists you will never have to pay for any living expense or work again
>only requires you have sex with him 1 time
>he will shower you with extra gifts for each sexual favor
how do you respond?
one more image for good measure
Take cash, spread hole
fine, but no dicks in my ass or my mouth
and no kissing
also, I'm not touching his dick
or any other part of him
maybe his hand
I'll give him a handshake
but I won't look him in the eye while I do it
but other than that, yeah fine
Best. Comment. Ever..
no deal we're talkin the whole shebang ONE SINGLE TIME or nothing
>yelling at a spambot
Any person who will turn down a life not having to worry about food or a roof due to homophobia is just irresponsible.
That said... what kinda extra gifts are we talkin?
I currently live in my van. Id sign on immediately.
negotiate a 1-year contract and work anyway, and be an ultra-fag until the contract is up
cash, high end electronics, clothes/jewelry, even a nice car for continued 'favors'
Fuck man I'd do this in heartbeat
ok, but how dose he do it? is he mean? will he hurt me?
Dream come true if I don't have to botttom.
just waiting for op...
If it means I fuck him up the ass, I'll do it.
Found the fag
Is that even a question? I'm a bitch now.
actívate my recorder on the celphone, ask if he can repeat his proposal,
"mm maybe I could get excited if I listen to you say it again , maybe you do not even have to pay ;) ;) "
record all the shit, extort the mandril "kiss his cheek, whisper his ear, I'll put a sexual harassment lawsuit, look I'm a lawyer besides gamer, I want 100,000 dollars and let me give you a punch in the face, just one, fucking fagot, ha and I also want a new pc, a good one "
its not sexual harassment if he's simply asking you, plus you have yourself on recording agreeing to it. If anything he would counter-sue you with blackmail/extortion charges on top of defamation. I dont know how your tiny brain even thought your post was even slightly viable
he is very even tempered and caring but will indulge your fetishes
Haha nigga you know I just want to be wanted.
>tfw no rich daddyfu to support and cuddle me every day
WHY IS LIFE SUCH HELL? WHY EVEN BOTHER TO CONTINUE EXISTSING????
So, it doesnt say he has to fuck us. I'd let him suck my dick every week like a paycheck. Boom I'm set fuck you OP you're a faggot like always
I'd fuck him in the ass. I missed the sex part.. lol I'm such a whore like O-M-G seriously
Id fuck him in the ass for sure
i think i could keep my boner if i associate the sex with rolling in piles of cash Scrooge McDuck style
Fem user here with a thing for grandpas. Id fuck him just for fun.
Harassment means any unwelcome sexual advance, request for sexual favors or other verbal or written communication or physical conduct of a sexual nature or sexually demeaning attitude, causing interference with work performance or creating an intimidating, hostile or offensive environment.
I could have a case with much less
im a lawyer fucking retarded, omg ,obviously i can cut the part where I tell him to do it again, silly boy
if youre a lawyer than why do you type like a retarded 13yo pajeet?
either way its not that serious lil bitch
Inb4:
"Found the faggot in denile"
the one single reason that i could possibly understand ANYONE turning down this offer is if they were already wealthy.
other than that is there any real reason NOT to bend over immediately??
honestly would love to be just a pretty thing for some rich man, can feminine boys be "trophy wives"?
i feel like thats what most attractive twinks strive for, so yes.
sorry, not agreeing to sex before i see the dick
Holy shit. I would Fuck him day and night. Jesus, I'm not even fully gay, but I would for hi m.
I'm down. I'd go a few rounds. He can fuck my shitter all day.
if it's a micro dick, your ass won't hurt at all.
Motherfucker is hot to boot damn right I'd give up my boipucci
No and it's not because of the sex part. You can do anything once and live.
It's because you have to live with the guy and rely on him for care and protection. 20k isn't much money in the long run, and it would be too much awkwardness living with the guy after only fucking once.
I mean... I would have a relationship with him for a year and try to part in good terms as I try to live off the gifts and gain a life long friend
if its a micro dick, i'm out, dick needs to match the rest of the package
100% yes
is there negotiating? having sex doesnt mean i get fucked in the ass so i bet him if i have a bigger cock than him then i'm top he's bottom and then id take the deal
Found the child. This, that the other, PLUS A NEW PC. Jesus, kid. Any younger, you'd be blackmailing him for Gogurt.
Depends as if he fucks me up the ass or do i fuck him up the ass? because i don't wanna be fucked up the ass because the fact that it will cause anal bleeding but i am fine with fucking him (as long as i got a condom and he is nice and tight).
Literally be his live-in friend lol easy lmao
I fucking lost
Im 100% straight and id let an ugly fat guy fuck me for this life, so its just great bonus that hes ripped and kinda hot
I’d let him clap it for all that
that's what i'm sayin. be generally polite to some weird dude and get to live in a mansion rent free? sounds pretty ok to me
Wow.
Come daddy. Slather my shit hole in your spit and use my shitpipe as your dick wallet. Pound my stinking turd box with your meat rod and shoot a sticky white load deep in my boicunt. I want to shit it out and lick it up.
Story time please!
What's the van life life?
And why?
I've been thinking about quitting work for a year, living in a van/camper, and traversing the country
Fuck yeah I'm signing. That is basically all I want in life
1. Does anybody else find out about it?
2. How old is he? I don't wanna let him butt fuck me and he's near his death.
3. How big is he?
Not the guy you asked, but I lived in one for a couple months. It was fun but gets old fast. I would suggest, if that appeals to you, get a small house for home base, and van around for a few weeks at a time. Stay at campgrounds, visit interesting things, go to concerts, and return home. Vans are bad in the snow and cold hard nights if you're in the wrong climate.
This would be significantly more interesting if you listed a downside
A friend from my last job moved out to Cali several years ago. He lived with a male pornstar for about 8 months or so. No requirement of anything except blowjobs. Eventually the star asked for anal and my friend bolted.
He had an entire closet of label clothes, sunglasses, shoes, insane quality stuff.
So for OP's proposition, fuck yeah I'd take it. His beard is fucking gross though.
the downside is that you have to have full on sex with an old bearded man. but the positives seem to far outweigh the negative no?
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