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Edd

Lyara Mormont

Thoros

What!

night king

not today

okay

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Yes today. Night king just got stabbed by Arya with dragon glass and died. Whole zambos thing is done

Kek
He dun goofed

Melysandre

Nite kong ded bruh

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It wasn't dragon glass, was the dagger bran gave her a while back ago. My man was playing chess while the night king was playing checkers

The series itself

episode was shit

everyone not getting thats what she says to death

>episode was shit

sure

We get it but he did die so.. what's your point fag?

watch that edge son

Jorah
Theon
Lyanna
Melisandre
Night King

Probably a few more

Hipster faggot watching GOT when you hate it

Wasn't dragon glass it was the dagger ment to kill bran but ended up saving him.

Killing the night king with a cheap trick just like Ben Solo killing Snoke with a cheap trick.

She gave that dagger to Sansa when she told her to go to the crypt, the dagger she used on the Night King was dragon glass fromt he weapon Gendry made her

Beric Dondarrion -dead
Jorah Mormont - looked dead
Theon Greyjoy - looked dead
Melesandre - dead
Lyanna - dead
Night King - dead
Edd - dead
2 dragons now dead
Think that was it.

fuck they missed something cool then.

Nah watch it again, sansa even pulls it out in the crypt and its a dragon glass dagger

I thought the special effects could have been better considering how long it was in production. I still thought is was pretty good though.
>inb4 - faggot!!!!!!!!!!

> night king dead
> Arya killed him
> Never got a Night King fight scene?
> Costume must be hard to fight in
> NK is probably gonna come back after they fuck up Cercei's shit
> Imagine being Cercei and hearing that your enemies just killed death
> fuck
> get the elephant

Yo can I get a serious moment for my boy JORAH THE FUCKING ANDAL?!

Nah, Thoros was the one who kept bringing Beric back to life. He died last season.

"get the elephant"
Lost my shit

how many dragons left?

Yeah, sucks. Really liked him.

Did Danaerys use him to block a stab from a walker while he was still alive?

Ruthless bitch

Edgy

ghost offscreen death

It looked like that, I laughed

Drogon, so 1.

GET

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this episode was unintentionally funny,
in a bad way

Jorah the cuck

The stab wasn't even near her, she just kind of wanted him to get stabbed. He didn't even make a noise, he just turned into a pin cushion

Though, I doubt anything feels quite as painful as being skinned, like he essentially was

She gave Sansa a dragon glass dagger...

Nah, if you look at the ep 4 preview, Rhaegal and Drogon are still flying in the background

nah you can see ghost in the preview for the next episode when they go to burn the dead

Well, not sure if confirmed...
The other dragon fell to the ground, but we don't know if he died. When NK raised all the dead again, wouldn't Jon's dragon have been flying around if it were dead?

JEWS KILLED THE NIGHT KING

you're right

It wasn't a very clear but I think only 1 can be left.
>depends on if the writers still need two lol.

yeah just like "you already have one sword in you why not two?"

yeah, makes no fucking sense though

When NK and Bran had that long stare off, I wanted the NK to say something

I guess the writers of the show really are making NK just a bad guy being bad for badness's sake

I bet the books will make something really cool

>Get the elephant
>My sides

Yep. You're right. Didn't notice before.

how the fuck did ghost survive the retarded suicide attack though?

writers literally had a 10minute jurassic park scene
and ripped world war z

Jorah and some of the Dothraki did too though.

retards

was the one getting infested the one that landed at the end? and what about John's dire wolf?

Ghost and both dragons were in the previews for the next episode I guess.

Yea

Why?

I seen both of the dragons but where is ghost?

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In your ass who cares faggot, he's in next weeks episode

Nvm just seen him

"I am no MAN!"

Thanos is dead
Night King is dead
Subscribe to PewDiePie is dead

What does media have left

We still have milhouse

No, milhouse will never be a meme

only shows drogo flying not the other

I remember watching an interview with Maisie Williams who said she knew the ending of game of thrones and was smiling and giggling

Guess we know why now

Watch it again

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i have many times it only shows 1 dragon, at what time mark does it show 2?

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0:22 you twit

Or 0:21

Watch it in like 0.5 speed or something

thanks cum guzzler

The real MVP
>Gets bullied
>Looks like Quasimodo
>Gets a shit sword
>Gets blinded
>Gets swole
>Gets laid
>Kills team leader
>Gets highest k/d

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After this scene it had me wondering, is the NK Targaryen?

Fucking nerds

Just watch the directors clip at the end of the show, they say very clearly "we knew it would have to be the valyrian dagger In the exact spot (heart) where the night king was originally pierced as a human during his inception"

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didnt think about that

Arya Rolled a natural 20 on her sneak attack against the night King.

Hilters doubles
Always thought it was him and would make sense if it was

Black Widow and Tony Stark

that was fucking garbage

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wrong

Thank you. People are fucking retarded. Watch passed the credits and get it explained immediately before your own dumb fucking opinion.

Shut up, Steve.

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she is hot tho

Maisie is delicious

Dragons definitely are not dead. Drogan appeared at the end of the episode. I thought Rhegal was dead but he's in the preview for next weeks episode.

for a goblin

yes

Can't kill Aegon's noble steed.

There are 2 dragons. Look at the preview for next weeks episode. Both dragons are shown.

Watch your mouth, Troglodyte.

So Azor Ahai is just that irrelevant thousand year old prophesy that happened to align perfectly and not matter in the end? This fucking blew. Fuck this show.

crazy, probably took more effort than any other episode of TV ever to make and these faggots call it garbage, let's see what your tv show would look like
>jerking off in front of your webcam
>480p

>doesn't recognize a real man
>due to small weiner syndrome
I feel for ya, faggot

>goblin
If I had my way, she'd be goblin my junk every damn day

I agree. And what annoys me about the moment before the NK showed up, Bran was in dream state, but we don't get a preview about what he was dreaming about, or why the fuck he was dreaming at all in the middle of a fucking apocalypse.

LOL. Funny shit user.

Arya was reborn in the House of Black and White.

Impossible
He was created by the children of the forest to fight the andals, long before any Targaryen left Valyria

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Jon could have become azor ahai, but of course he stopped to take a breather while initially chasing NK, who then magically gained a few football field lengths on him before raising the dead.

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Shes is fucking haunting. Imagine her bald.

Yeah, there was no clear goal the NK had, absolutely nothing, and we know he was intelligent. What was he trying to rule? Why did he want everyone dead?

>According to prophecy, our champion will be reborn to wake dragons from stone and reforge the great sword Lightbringer that defeated the darkness
>arya is a born again cult member
Sure, the math checks out. Well done.

At least I know my TV isn't dying. Post production really fucked up, okay when they lit the fires and had the dragons but the rest was a dark mush.

imagine 40yo Maisie

Because that scene was the waste of the century.
Spending 8 seasons building up for the undead winter with flashbacks back to ancient times to their creation, the symbols they leave behind and the myths and prophesies surrounding the white walkers, then some brat just stabs him before we can get to the meaning of all this.
My guess is that the writers couldn't think of something after building up all that so they just wanted it to end there.

Their whole fucking army, but I'm sure Daenerys'll pull another out of her gaping vag next episode

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children of the forest created NK to kill the humans.

i think 2 bcuz jons went down hurt but not dead..

Just intime to recast her as gollums in the remake of lotr save big cash on cgi.

YouTuber Altshift X does awesome recaps of episodes, connecting the TV stories with book lore, exploring different concepts and potentials. The NK had the potential to be a really cool storyline involving ancient history and bloodlines. I think that, because HBO pulled out pic related, the writers were forced relegate him to "I'm pissed because the children turned me into the night king against my will, so I'm going to kill everyone and raise them against their will" just.to save screentime

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Post is probably how they came up with the budget to shoot this scene and whatever else they have planned

Thanos dies at the end

Lost it.

Both dragons in preview for the next one

That moment when Lyanna got bitch slapped by an undead giant.

"get the elephant" fucking brilliant haha

Yeah then they started killing the children too, then the children allied with humanity.
They had other motives beyond their creation, the symbols prove this.
Since then a gient ice wall was built and they just hanged around up there all this time jacking off untill their king said it's about time I'll get myself stabbed.

Correct, they made a pact at the Gods Eye” and that’s where the Nights Watch was born from, and drove them back, ending the long night.

Champion of feminists before it was cool.

They stood. They fell.

If it makes you feel better he's still alive in the books and probably won't die in them either.

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I wonder how the children and the first men drove back the white walkers without ending them like they did in the show

If they WERE able to make the dead retreat, that explains it, but if they couldn't, maybe they killed their NK as well and another one popped out/will come back later?

Remember Benjen? Yeah, D&D don't either

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kek

WAIT! the 2 dragons are dead, come on why! how?

they did, he died in a shitty story line to save Jon

johns dragon tried to fucking kill him at the end where were you?

It was clearly the bran dagger.

Which means even Joff had a part in defeating the night king,

Osha mentions something about the fact they were never really dead, only sleeping, when she talks about what killed her husband. HBO is doing a prequel on the long night, we will see.

The ice dragon is dead. The other two are injured.

If thats what happens it might explain why the walkers hang out in the north for so long, waiting for their numbers to stack up

It might be why they waited so long to wipe out the free folk, or why they waited until a dragon was in their ranks to tare down the wall

But, if the children and the first men killed the NK attacking them, why didn't they go up north to try and find out where they came from or something? Why even build the wall if every walker just presumably died?

I was really hoping he was riding out of the darkness before the battle. Instead, we got Melisandre

Joffrey didn't play any part of that dagger at all

Give me a brown paper bag and I fuck her hard for 47 seconds.

That's gonna suck. There's not enought RR martin frame work. They're going to make a bunch of lame characters, and have poor mans intrigue.

If HBO is gonna make more GoT stuff the ending to this GoT series is gonna be purposefully bland to keep more secrets in the next series

So is Bran the one the Night King was after? And why? Anyone know?

>Implying Martin will ever finish them
Odds are he's seriously waiting to die before he has to so he doesn't disappoint anyone since all his characters are too spread out to tie them all together for a coherent ending

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deeeeeerp casual detected.

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Because he's the three eyed raven

Not sure why that's so threatening to NK, but maybe next episode will tell us why?

I hope they'll bring the Night King back somehow because this deserves answers.
Jon in season 7 didn't really believe that killing the Night King would end everything and like mentions they were sleeping this whole time.

Yeh I just want the dragons lo live.

first draft of WOW is already done, it's in editing now.

is all that from the book l? the two are not related at all. i bet in the book azor ahai will kill the night king. it's not gonna be this shitty feminist 4 foot tall girl arya killing him

Martin has written tons of material about the world that is not published, or published in books that are “a history of” type books. You can find them, also I imagine he will still be a guiding hand, as long as he lives.

The Three-Eyed Raven is the keeper of the memories of man and the Night King wants to destroy all trace of mankind. As a result, he needs to take out The Three-Eyed Raven to complete his big picture plan.

Well it’s a prequel, but yes, we were never going to get all the answers to all the questions. The books leave a lot of questions too, like is Myra Reid Ned Starks real bastard? Fun stuff to ponder.

It's from the book and the show.

The first season is exactly like the book.

sam even said why when they asked bran why the NK would come for him in the 2nd episode

History of books don't contain fleshed out characters. Which is what make GOT so good. I've read all of martins westros material.

see

I've only seen the show, dagger led to little finger who framed tyrion. So Jamie told joffrey he was resppnsible for Bran's fall. This doesn't make much sense. I'm sure Robert would be thrilled that his son is assassinating his hand of the king's son.

It's alluded to in the show, but not plainly spelled out.

is that really the Mormont house motto?

What is this about...?

This. The entire 8 season (thousands year old) prophesy that aligned so perfectly was irrelevant at the end because they "Didn't want to make it too obvious" ... who cares you fucking retards make a consistent story first.

Bigger question is what's going to happen between Jon and Dany

They explained it last episode

Basically the NK wants to wipe out all of mankind and all evidence of mankind, and killing the keeper of all history is a pretty good way to do it

Yea, for actual character development they will need a good writing staff. It’s not like there aren’t great shows with great characters done by writers without prewritten material. I’m sure they will do ok. I imagine it will be more hardcore and less political talks of betrayal in the gardens.

Joff stole it from the armory for the assassin to use because he's an idiot. Little Finger frames Tyrion for his own reasons.

I think for one reason or another, neither sit on the throne. It’ll go to Tyrion and Sansa will be queen, by choice.

Targaryen's have incest monarchs all the time, it'll probably be a queen elizabeth and prince philippe situation, with Jon as a subordinate

There's nothing like GOT in terms of political intrigue. No show, and no books even of that grand scale, with so many characters, so many personalities working for their own means.

Dany is going to turn evil. Jon is going to have to defeat her.

Actually, The Wheel of Time series has a broader scope in every way. Amazon is making it into a series.

Ok so the cheeky little goblin did it, now what?

Robert Jordan coined the term Daes’ Damer. “The game of houses”.

Which might not be too long the fat cunt

Robert Jordan was a fucking hack.

this is my hope

This

Yesyes, but why?
Why now, why would the white walkers risk themselves for this reason?

The last time they invaded they retreated and the Stark's ancestor Brandon Stark the builder built the wall and the crypts in Winterfell, why?
I would think during those times they would be super paranoid around dead people and burn them as soon as possible, so the idea of a crypt for the dead makes no sense but Winterfell is obviously an important target for the Night King so there's an untold connection going on here.

If you say so, he was Tor’s top writer until after GoT went to series. Martin and him were friends and his work is referenced in a few ways in Martins books. His work could use about 2 books worth of material removed and some amount of re-editing.

I hope for this as well we don't need a mad queen

That makes way more sense but they dont really have as strong of a claim as Jon, and I don't see him dying

Yes but Dany went from having a claim to now being second in line, and I don't think Jon is okay with the incest thing unless she's prego

There is no way they have a happy ending for Jon or Daenny, way too obvious & not annoying enough for this show.

Either Cersei wins or it's King Hotpie or something

Feminist bullshit

Tyrion is right by birth, as Cersi actually was. The genealogy to put Cersi on the throne was documented. Without a Targaryen, or Jamie Tyrion would be the rightful ruler. It all goes back to some Baratheon marriage like 150 years prior, but the genealogy was published and people had done the research to know if Tommen died Cersi was the rightful Queen.

Jon and Dany are tragic characters. They have both lost their real loves, and Jon does not want to be king by any stretch.

King Tyrrion.

Broader scope, flatter characters.

Is this book? Because in the show they never introduce this. Yeah it could work but the show runners now what there doing. All I want to see is Jon take a dragon and melt that throne

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Eh, I dunno. I can see both sides of that statement. If you have ever read Feast for Crows then you know all about long slogs of flat, boring characters. Cersi being the absolute worst I’ve had the displeasure of reading about.

I just feel that maybe the army in the north may not win and everyone dies by wildfire, leaving on the throne to lay in waste

Cry some more, bitch boy.

The female characters in wheel of time are pretty weak. Like cape shit bad.

WHERE IS GHOST?

I think you're overthinking it

the title of this weeks episode should have been "Black Blobs and Dragon Tornadoes"

Not funny and irrelevant.
Go choke on a dick newfag

It’s all detailed in the genealogy history of the 7 kingdoms material. You can google it and get better answers than I can give. As far as destroying the throne, then what? There would be chaos. I think the point of the throne is that it needs a strong and wise leader. Remember Tywin talking to Tommen about the flaws of the famous kings. Tyrion is an embodiment of truth and compassion and wisdom. Sansa has grown to be a worldly and wise woman. Plus uniting houses Stark and Lannister would bring cohesion to the kingdom.

Ya that book kind of fell flat. In RR's defense it wasn't supposed to be released in that format. AFFC and ADWD were supposed to be one book. He never intended for that much Cersi all at once

It was so fucking retarded not to make this the LAST episode. Get the cersei shit out of the way first. They had this very convincing that the night king was going to win, and westeros was doomed. WHY EVEN DO THAT IF EVERYONE KNEW THEY WOULD SOMEHOW BEAT THE NIGHT KING BECAUSE IT WAS NECESSARY FOR THE SHOW TO MOVE FORWARD, ARRHG!!!!!!!

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I think hes dead Cgi cost to much I bet

I suppose it would be a tweest, but Martin has said the ending is bitter sweet, and that’s just bitter. Imagine Tyrion on the throne with his young, banging hot wife that loves and respects him for who he is.

This will be awesome. The way the describe the use of "magic" in those books is so good. Great series

Tyrion is also a secret targaryin in case you didn't know. The mad king raped his momma. That's part of why his Tywin hated tyrion, he knew he wasn't really his.

There are ups and downs among them. Elayne, Faile and Nynaeve get old and are pretty flat. But not all of them are. It could use some editing, no doubt. But Martin benefited from it being in others hands from book 4 forward.

I agree. I've lost interest. Cersi isn't as bad as the night king. Dany saw kings landing in ruins with snow on the iron throne in a vision.....Why? If the army of the dead never make it to kings landing? What a cope out.

Glad the books will be different. The show is like fan fiction.

Man, being in Cersis head half the book and knowing Breanne was going in the wrong direction the whole time made for a long, torturous slog. 5 was better, but not great.

There's still hope for the book sempai
Euron is gonna blow his magic horn and take Danaerys's dragons, and there still might be a chance for everyone to die and the night king wins. It's a longshot but it's the true ending to the books or should be

It’s got a lot of powerful stuff behind it, his philosophy of the wheel alone is really good stuff. But it has to be done right and that means money... Amazon does have money though.

They constantly write him into the show, then have to cut his parts cause of budget. I'm not sure why just filming a wolf and scaling it up costs so much, but they keep saying that's the reason.

You're making so much sense, but to me it would look so cool. Does it make sense no, but the meaning behind it would be great, "we could have used these in the great war, now it's just waste" type thing. You're right because the kindom has been ruled by fighters not thinkers. In what world does that make any sense?

That shit must be in the books, and I don't trust that source anyway, it's written by someone who clearly doesn't know and is openly speculating.

That dragon belonged to littlefinger, and littlefinger hired the assassin for the lannisters.

what piece of shit writing. we saw a deus ex machina coming from a mile away and that was one of the saddest "nevermind that plot" moments in the show since they got rid of all the sand people

MFW the wolves are the biggest red herring in the entire story.

dagger*

Yea, I kinda hoped we would find that out and he’d be a dragon rider. The dragons did accept him, but that reason wasn’t made apparent. Maybe that will be a surprise revelation from Bran. Maybe if Jon and/or Danny fall he’ll ride a dragon. That would be a peak of the show, a dwarf on a dragon, melting Cersi to death as justice for the realm and himself.

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5 ended before the battle of slavers bay because the publishers deadlines. It was supposed to include that battle and a bit more.

Got it backwards there, friendo.

I would like to believe this but it doesn't make any sense, because the mad king wasn't around Joanna for her to have Tryrion

Qyburn orders zombie clegane to cut cersei down.

Dany does speak of wanting to break the wheel, so it is an option that there is no iron throne in the end. I’m leaning toward Tyrion as a fan favorite, I’ve said for years him and Sansa will fall in love, but anything can happen.

No.... He didn't. That doesn't even make sense.... He wasn't up there..... He was in kings landing you fucking idiot. He didn't even know bran had fallen......

What reason would little finger have to kill bran you fucking twat....God damn you're fucking stupid.

Yeah but that's to fairly tailish for me, it makes the most sense but it just isnt the ending I see coming. Of course who am I to say what's going to happen I thought Dany was going to die this whole episode

Good guys win and keep both dragons
No more important character deaths are coming except cersei and maybe jaime
It's gonna be happily ever after fairy tale shit unfortunately

Yea it just felt bogged down, the politics of Myreen and Tyrion with the pig jouster. Other stuff, the other Targaryen kid. I dunno. He could redeem it, but his time is limited and he doesn’t produce fast. He will probably croak like Jordan, but from old age.

ikr... at the end of the long suspenseful shit and the night king walks up to bran, someone would had to be retarded not to know that SOMETHING was about to happen to the night king. Everyone knew that if the night king dies, his entire army dies.

Everyone knew that he had to die for the show to have a episode 4 and 5.


what the fuck were they thinking

There’s a few possibilities, for the common viewer that might be the best ending, and it has picked up many common viewers.

Yeah like look at this last episode they were willing to die protecting those people, at first I thought they were going to commit suicide, but man it just seems right especially for Tyrion. It reminded me of when he charged into that one war, he wasn't even look for glory afterward

Mad king used to brag about raping her on their wedding night. No one knows if it's true. But he might have done it more than once. Joanna lived in the red keep when tywin was hand.

Little finger saved the world. Not Arya.

I feel like there going to try and keep it as close as they can to how GRR was going to end it, but also pleasing the fans

pretty sure young grif is a bit of a red herring. However the next book Dorn will be much more important.

Yes, this entire episode was wasted on just the suspense of which characters were going to die, with everyone knowing that the night king would be one of them.

total ass

Dude, yes he fucking did. Everyone knows that's what happened on the SHOW.

It's a possiblity that Cersei and Jaime are his kids. She left to Casterly Rock after alot of that so idk it just wasn't proven to me, simple because he wasnt a dragon rider. He could tame them but I feel like that's different

Right, who else is really a wise and just ruler. Especially with Sansa has queen, the north will reaccept the concept of a unified kingdom.

That was a great episode, y'all can eat a dick

He did tell them how it ends. He just doesn’t know exactly how it will arrive their in his books.

So when sansa is accusing littlefinger of his crimes, some of which she learned of from brans visions, somehow the whole "and you hired an assassin to kill my brother." was just bullshit?

Does that mean everything else she accused him of was bullshit too?

He’s got a lot to do in 2 books, and won’t live for 3 at this pace.

Isnt jorah a pedo in the books and like a tubby balding dude. I mean he's basically in love with a 14 y/o in the books is he not?

Amen to that, the show is just fan fair at this point, yeah it was suspenseful, but dany should honestly be dead rn and so should Jon. No one of importance died wtf

Good I agree. But what was Bran doing the whole time?

After 8 years they pull a deus ex machina on every one
>great episode

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book readers are annoying. In the show littlefinger had a hand in almost every single war, conflict and major event in westeros.

He wargs out on some crows then what?

Holy fuck I was wondering the same shit. Maybe he was being like Doctor strange and pulling at strings mak in ng sure it was perfect

Watching lord of the rings

>only one deus ex machina in this episode
you mean like 34 in this episode right

The knight king won't win, but nor will the humans. Little finger will win the iron thron only moments before being killed as the army of the dead sack kings landing. John will defeat him after slaying dani (she's going to turn evil)

Eh, anyone who’s played enough WoW should have known the rogue was the only toon that could pop up behind him.

Kek what north at this point

They did that with the battle of the bastards too, and it was stupid as fuck.

"Oh I wont tell my brother in advance that I have this army to help us, I want to impress him so I'll just some up and surprise him if he or anyone else is still alive at some time well after the war has started."

He's truly the jews of westros.

show up*

I imagine him and Mellisandra had an idea of the events that could or would transpire.

He was seeing what's going on in the battle, that's why he knew aryan was there. It literally showed him controlling the ravens and looking around.

I'm talking about killing the final boss of the show. THE threat to humanity
THE THANOS of GOT

The Glover’s and people in the crypt I guess. lol. But yea, true.

backstab multiplier

the fuck was bran doing controling the crows? how the fuck were so many and so close white walkers and then suddendly there were no one around. It was a fucking disaster of realitation

>Rogue
>Soloing any boss

playing angry birds

Yes yes course but every character on this episode got their own little ones

>pull a deus ex machina

clearly show you don't know what this means

you are comparing oranges and apples

Shadow step, one shot. Arya was max lvl and NK was a lvl 19 twink DK.

And wait, why the FUCK would joffrey hire the assassin anyway? Does he know in the books that he's a child of incest and has to keep it a secret?

>no you
go read a fucking book kid

I was glad to see him, but man it was so short lived. Like come on at least show him dying

backstab stacks with crits. The night king is a glass cannon.

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A lvl cap can one shot the boss in the dead mines, cummon.

was*

It means "god from within the machine"

In entertainment, it's when something comes from out of nowhere to save the day.

RIP GoT
Now we wait for the books to be finished to get the good ending.

Tyrion is unable to figure out why Joffrey wanted Bran dead, and attributes it to his innate cruelty. Jaime later realises that Joffrey sent the assassin in an attempt to impress his father, after overhearing a drunken Robert I Baratheon say it would be kinder to put the crippled Bran out of his misery.

Kek shattered like glass to

touché

I just didn't realize GOT was a dumb-down rpg

Who has the best tits in the show? How about the worst?

I just never imagined the Night King as a dead mines boss

RIP Lady Mormont. youtube.com/watch?v=Lq7w73plmL0&feature=youtu.be

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The most the nk ever did in this fucking show was throw icicles at people wtf that's the bad guy? No sword fight like come on

Now this is the real “kek”, not the faggoy version the alt-reich hijacked and claimed as their own.

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In the show, it's Jaime that says it would be kinder to put him out of his misery, and he says it to tyrion.

And littlefinger hires the assassin on behalf of, presumable, jaime.

So what about the prophecy?

Lich King perhaps? Probably still not one shottable as a rogue... but the pieces are there, in our imaginations.

that's cute you trying to explain to me what deus ex machina means
the very definition of what happened today when Arya teleported from nowhere to save the world

he's never going to finish those books.

Shadow step, bitch.

the only way the show can make it up to us is for an arya/sansa lesbo full nude lap dance on the iron throne

no it showed him controlling ravens, he already knows whats going to happen.

he was doing something.

never

Iron Man
Also thanos, iron man kills him with infinity stones

Literally the entire Dothraki Horde..for fucks sake

It was entirely possible that everyone would have died and the Night King wins, then all the key character who escape Winterfell go south and have to depose Cersei so they can use Kings Landing and the Royal Army to try to beat the Night King again.

I honestly thought that was what was going to happen.

Thank you I'll be here all week

He doesn't do his own dirty work. He got lazy always having minions

when did she became a fucking beguiler?

>faggots talking about 1 shotting the LK
if only you were there for 25 heroic LK wiping for 8 fucking hours 7 days a week

man the show writers really fucked that up.

So the real question left is, will Jamie choke Cersi to death with that golden hand?

That sounds so stupid. I swear everything I've heard about the book makes it sound so stupid.

He's gonna prove his cruelty by sparing a boy his misery, and he's going to steal a priceless dagger to do it, and give it to some bum assassin who would just steal it, even though any o'l weapon would do.

And he thinks this would impress his father, because of a offhand comment he made?

Naw, raiding sucked ass after BC. PVP.

"I am your son, I am you writ."

Yes, the book is stupid.

Dude, she was in stealth used shadow step to open.

For fuck sake

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this is not how its used in writing
she was in the same battle the whole time
and example is when johns uncle saved him

guess it got too hard for you
raiding was fun in classic, but the tank and spank got mad boring, only naxx 40 was hard as fuck, but it wasnt fun playing 12 hours a night

knew this season would turn into a clusterfuck when i saw that there would only be a few episodes because not enough screen time to tie up all the loose ends leads to hurried & rushed writing. battle of winter fell should have been two episodes, at least. so much build up and so much blue balling, for no payoff. horn or winter? meh. azhor ahai? meh. howland reed? meh. it's almost as bad as SW:TLJ.

spoilers say she tells the mountain to kill qyburn and qyburn tells the mountain to rape her. id think she dies from that but if not ill definitely enjoy watching how she copes

Deus ex Machina is more related to the actual plot. Building tension around who is going to die is a lesser version and doesn't really count.

Like when Arya is sneaking around the library her surviving (even though I thought that wasn't egregious by any means this is just an example) isn't Deus ex Machina because it's not solving an UNSOLVABLE problem through the PLOT. They could just not have the scene and the plot still stands. So that is just building tension because it could have been there or not.

Lord Soth only had like 40 hp. I one shotted him in a campaign once, but got killed by his nightmare right after fire kicking me to death.

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She was besieged in a room by WW. Why are you even trying to defend this "out of ass" excuse of resolution?

You mean the mountains body with joff's head?

I bet the Night King wasn't expecting teleporting rogues after all eh?

oh no i didnt know that lol oh no oh no

No, just boring. Playing Simon says and fighting Edragons. “Ok, guize phase 2, spread out and run counter clockwise, don’t step in the fire” “Oopps, someone wiped because no one said Simon says, now I’m angry about muh loot.” Hard pass.

Mind blown

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What did you learn this week on Yea Forums about GoT spoilers?

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I was. lol.

Dub Dubs confirms it

Yoooo this better fucking happen

I know I cant stand that prick

I thought she was wearing a dead guys face and snuck in with his entourage

Actually it's more like

>I am your son, I am you writ. Now if you don't mind, please do hurry up and die. I have a boat to catch.

What a stupid fucking pretentiously unnecessary word and I can google confirm that he didn't even use it right.

the question is, knowing what bran looks like now in season 8, could you go back in time and plunder season 1 bran's little dirty shota boycunt?

It’ll remain a mystery of the universe.