Dubs names my new boyfriend machine that I strap my dragon dildos onto and set to 11

dubs names my new boyfriend machine that I strap my dragon dildos onto and set to 11

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12 cats, the wall and a dildo

plz dubs plz

Disappointment.

Stub boi

Alan Jackson.

small

lisa

HRC?

Neck pls

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What brand and model is it?

Name it Fido.

jumm

Name it ivan the impaler

tom

generic chinese sex machine; no identifying branding or model information

it's... surprisingly good at what it does though

Edgar the cunt creamer and his randy cervix slaying member

Faggy McFaggotface

edgar has creamed no cunts, nor slayed any cervix

T900 buminator

Link to buy one? How loud is it?

Rex

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i've had louder toys, but roommates would probably notice the whirring if everything else was quiet

Jesus

op is a faget

oh no i've been found out

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Eventual death by perforated colon.

Peter

if god wills it

Tarkus

Based

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The dildozer

EL&P get

maybe i'll cue up Carn Evil 9 while I'm getting my prostate pounded

You'll do.

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do you think you went a little overkill on the size of this thing?

the ass, it hungers

welp....rev that fag machine up and give us a webm

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