Femanons, describe your ideal dick

you mean guy

this. some dumbasses just don't know to wash under the skin because they're complete mongs. same kind of people that don't wash their armpits or bellybuttons.

f-f-fuckoff f-fag

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fuck off shill, if you two brain cells to rub together you’d know that shit only happens if you go the better part of a week without washing.
i bet you fucking reek of mountain dew and b.o since you don’t even know what basic hygiene is.

maryvinc is their name on pornhub I think

obviously every slut on b is gonna want a fat chode.

I doubt that's even an issue for anyone besides NEETs who don't shower and don't have sex anyway.

I watch amateur porn with uncut dicks all the time and I never see any dick cheese. The dicks look very clean (no homo).

don't even entertain the troll

any bitch that judges a guy by the size of his wiener should reconsider their life choices and hopefully consider suicide. Yes. You . You Sally, fucking end it now. nobody loves you and you're a burden please kill yourself.

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Not femanon, but bi guy. Being clean is the biggest thing. Definitely prefer shaved, too. For sucking, too thick is kind of a pain because my jaw gets sore way faster, but for sex thick is fine. Cut or uncut doesnt really matter to me as long as its clean. Prefer smooth to being, but not a deal breaker. Just knowing what you're doing with it is the biggest part.

Prefer smooth to veiny*

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>Spotted the uncircumcised fags

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I'm not trying to turn this into another cut vs uncut war, but you were wrong. Dick cheese only forms if you go long periods of time without showering. I'm uncut and I never get dick cheese.

Banana?
Cucumber?

If I nut in my girl and get cum behind my foreskin when I wake up in the morning I have 'cheese' so I don't agree that it takes a long time to form. Luckily for me she likes the smell and enjoys sucking my dick clean.

both uncut and and cut guys are supposed to wash up after a nut.

my friend is cut and his dick fucking stinks, he doesn't wash it after he jerks off so it smells rancid.

>No man anywhere fails to wash his dick
Denial is so sexy.

>Luckily for me she likes the smell and enjoys sucking my dick clean.
i m going to vomit, congrats to having a girlfriend like this

Not for a fucking week.

If I go camping and go a few days without showering, there's still no cheese.

to be fair, pussy is kinda foul tasting even when it's clean. imagine eating out an unwashed pussy!

Yea you're meant to wash your dick but I'm not getting out of bed at 3 am after I've nuted to wipe my knob I'm going to cuddle and sleep lol lots of girls sleep with nut in them after sex it's tomorrows problem

if you guys are fine with that, then that's cool. personally, I like to clean my glans after sex.

foul? i think you both have hygene problems, i mean i didnt lick a pussy for a while but i dont remember it as "foul"

I'm not the guy who lets his cum sit there. I always clean my dick after a nut

But all the pussies I've eaten seemed clean (smelled good) but tasted unpleasant once the juices started flowing.

ok pussy juice depends on the diatary preferences just like cum, so thats something different

same here man

I think it's always gonna taste like that if she's a meat eater. I want to try out vegetarian pussy.

Guy that nuts In his girl and sleeps

I was vegan for 3 years and so was my girl and we now eat meat again I did not notice a difference in pussy neither did she in nut I think it's a myth

I guess it is a myth then. Are you British by any chance? I hear vegetarianism is really popular there

What about this one?

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You mean like this?

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nice cock, user

also a nice cock

what? why would his dick stink? i dont understand. does he get cum all on it and not wipe it off? why doesnt he cum on something like a normal person? I only wipe up with a cloth usually after cumming in my wife, zero problems.

he cums on his belly, and just puts him cummy dick back in his pants I think.

I also don't think he showers much, and he's fat.

Best yet

perfect dick for peeing

>6.5”-7”
>preferably uncut, so much easier to make them cum
>Trimmed
>curved slightly

how do you finish off uncut guys usually?

>perfect dick for peeing

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thick uncut with a really red head

idk why but this is always the hottest

do you like uncut cocks with big heads like in the OP?

i prefer a small cock with low hanging balls

not really if its too much bigger than the rest of their dick it just looks funny

so you prefer it to be medium sized?

yup

Same with cut guys but there’s something about sticking my tongue under the foreskin and swirling it around that just makes me fucking wet

giant veiny dick the size of an arm, if smaller then 7 inches then no thanks, also no guys shorter then 6ft tall pls

Femanons rate me plz

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go home russia you're drunk

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>femanons, describe your ideal dick

What is this, Tumblr?

show your balls and i will

I can imagine myself bouncing on that

Found the guy with dick cheese

Pretty thick,, I'd want you to fuck me

Thanks breh.

If you say so.

I don't really care about size,, as long as hes 5+. It really matters to how he uses it, big dicks always hurt throughout sex though.
I prefer minimul hair. I kinda have grown to like uncut better because the head always looks nicer.
I dont think I'm too picky.

>t. Every average female ever

Thanks for chiming in anonette.

What do you think about a locked cock since your femanon

ITT: dudes complimenting each other's dicks

If that makes me average then so be it

Gotcha covered user

What does that mean?

It wasnt intended to be an insult to you as much as it was a testament to women's preferences being pretty average guys dicks as opposed to women preferring giant pron dicks.

Sorry if it came off the wrong way. Keep being average or whatever anonette.

Cock locked in chastity

I prefer 6-7”. Big head with veiny shaft. Girth, not too much. I prefer anal, and quickly.

That's what I got out of it too. Most girls just want an average, maybe slightly big dick.

I think aesthetics might matter more than size, and even then it doesn't matter much

Ah oki c:
I honestly thought the average girl liked big dicks

What dick in this thread has the nicest head in your opinion?

OH
Uh it seems kinda stupid to me because I wouldn't be able to use it. Plus it just looks painful to the guy.

uncut and hygienic, i feel bad when I see scarring or no frenulum (or whatever)

size idc as long as its clean, my cooch is tiny

Maybe they do, who knows? Every grill I've ever know or been with thought big dicks are neat, but not what they want to have for a long term partner.

But you could unlock it for your use only the lock back up so no one else could use not even the guy locked

too short?

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I get the kink but it's just not what I'm into.
I'd rather do other things that would make me a dom

Hot.

Imagine having to walk around with that thing! I would be embarassed if anyone saw me peeing through a cage.

Do you like facesits?

Probably
>798504744

Oops I made it a greentext

I guess that's a part of the kink?
Idk it doesn't even look nice in there.
And I'm the type that'll lose the key or somethin

Yeah, the humiliation aspect I think. And losing the key to that would be horrible!

Aa yeah but it's kinda embarrassing to do

Oh yeah? Not really many other to compare to though...

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That's true :0
If I'm going to humiliate a guy, I'd rather do it to his face

What? Why? Face sitting is hot.

That's true but they asked which one out of the thread so winner winner chicken dinner

Why is it embarassing? It's hot for both.

Aa well maybe to the guy but I'm pretty self conscious

In my throat lol

Why, are you afraid he won't like the smell? I fucking love it personally

I'll take it, thanks breh.

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Pfff smell is not a problem, I shower and eat good. It's just a body thing, I'm not too big on showing it.

Ok, duh, if you get to the point where a guy wants to fuck you, I promise you your body is not a problem. Dont be so self conscious. It's the same thing youd tell a dude about his dick I'm sure.

But it's your bf! Do you even let them doggy you?

My wife does doggy, but shes still so self conscious about it. Pic related.

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Long enough so I can grab it with two hands and thick enough like i cant wrap my hand around it, anything smaller is dissapointing and anything much bigger would probably be uncomfortable

Lol. I wash my cock and pits. I shave both. I dont however trim my toenails or wash my belly button, unless it gets annoying. Its fun to use the big toe nail to make raptor noises like in jurrasic park

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Can I get a r8

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Ok, how big are your hands?

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about 6" across the palm

Shaved, even if it's smaller than average, as long as it's clean, it's good to suck

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How?

>Femanons
lol

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as big as fuckin possible pic related

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I'm this but not veiny or thicker.. or curved upwards but curved left and long lasting.. real long lasting.. like a minimum of an hour everytime.. so like 25% the same lol

me

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Fucking kek

>cosmo
This is jew shit

Meant for

Is that you stroking?

Whatever this is

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no that's my gf

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Nice girl. What does her ass smell like?

Gosh darn. Will u look at the size and veins on that thing, no homo, but, id let that enormous thing violate me

delicious

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Thot be gone

5" to 6" length
needle to medium girth
no visible veins because looks gross
slight curved upward
love both cut and uncut (make sure no dick cheese)
nicely trimmed bush, no clean shaven and no thicket
verbal and likes to breath within my neck
varied skill, stamina doesn't matter
at one point letting me be the dominant would be nice

5-7" is a good range, but idc as long as it looks proportional
a little on the veiny side
hairy-ish. trimmed is ideal
uncut 100%. cut dicks look weird to me
bent up a bit, ideally
honestly tho, as long as it's clean, i don't care. please just wash your dick