Cozy thread
Cozy thread
if I see you outside my house one more fucking time I'll slit your fucking throat faggot!
how much ya figure that costs
six grown rich men's salaries?
is that elevator or whaaa?
or spiral staircase to observation platform
To build? I could build that for under 50 k
spiral staircase to observation platform should have spiral windows going up though you think herf derf
with muh 'lectrikity and muh plumbin'? I can do without internet if I fucking live in that, just give me my comfy with my retro vidya.
also in which country's dollars? I am a Leaf and our dollar is currently fucking awful, if you know what that's aboot.
our bollar is usually trashy for first-world
these kinds of places look nice but with all those windows i suppose they would be pretty cold
I am going to contribute also... I hope this qualifies as comfy to some.
Imagine the mosquitoes
if you like leaves. A lot.
dont be a pansy son
he said comfy not poverty
Haha. Actually I wouldnt do any "lectrikity and muh plumbin". I would hire professionals to do that. But the build itself, tops 4 months and a MAX 50 k budget. "lectrikity and muh plumbin" hired people included.
I think it's pretty comfy to travel around the country to national parks and camp.
yes getting scary on that, guess I've seen too many slash movies
Comfy doesnt mean money. It means simple
The expensive part is paying to have electric company bring power to the land. I set up solar for my cabin but not enough for ac or 24/7 power. A septic tank is realativly cheap.
Hes a troll ruining the only nice thread on Yea Forums atm
Sad really
Guys go to this retard youtube channel and tell how much of a retarded person he is and that he is wrong, the dumb fuck name is yupei. everyone go into his channel he tell him he's a dumb idiot
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Depends how they're built. If it's duo layered (with stagnant air between them), then it's a pretty good insulator. Those temps, however, can only do so much. I imagine there's a heater that warms the whole damn thing up pretty well.
I think of all the bugs
Showering makes me feel comfy. Worrying about parking/camping illegally is not comfy.
won't go alongside shit-for-brains in these threads, I'm out and my images also
Did somebody hurt your feelings, pussy? Srsly, trying to get people to go after him is pathetic. You must've kost an arguement. Just shows how petty you are.
Small/tiny homes like that are ridiculously cheap to build. if you didnt build the wizard tower you could do it for under $50k easy. Hell you can get a decent pre-fab plopped down for $20k. Hardest part is just getting the land, water, electricity and the concrete slab set up.
Your pictures were shit
ahh... serene
>electricity
solar or a small turbine. shit's cheap these days.
>plumbing
catch rainwater and build an outhouse/longdrop for taking a shit.
>internet
a lot of people are just on mobile/satellite internet these days. dont even need much internet if you have a good few harddrives full of .isos and .avis.
no problem, your mental age will reach double-digits at some point. Hang in there.
That is not remotely what is happening here. IT's not one guy bitching because he likes warm libraries versus someone else liking cold rainy cities. The other guy posted flayed corpses and floods...
I would kill to be in a place like this.
Fuck those pussies and their bugs comments. This is the best comfy pic I've seen yet
Dear God that's beautiful
I'm not the corpse guy, i just hate crybabies.
youre a fucking faggot
Right, never claimed you were the corpse guy. Again, he's not a cry baby, and it's not a matter of 'wahh its not my way'. It's a flayed corpse... in a comfy thread.
i dont know why Americans instantly freak out when they see a couple of trees/river and think bugs. looks too cold for em really and nothing that the screens on the windows wouldn't take care of (but I know Americans/Canadians dont have flyscreens on their windows for some fucking reason)
place like that i'd be more worried about bears or mountain lions.
It's not a corpse, it's a burn victim.
Oh sorry, I didn't realize he was doing us all a favor posting his comfy pics. Maybe he should realize this is Yea Forums.
Grass is always greener. I earn 250k have a mortgage etc. and I dream about escaping to this all the time.
We are not your personal army.
>people arguing over their definition of comfy
there's always an autist or two every thread. just ignore them.
what people find comfy is subjective.
Some like rainy cities
Some like snowy villages
Some like little cabins in the forest
Some like a warm, musty library with a fireplace
Some like a campsite or a campervan.
Just post whatever you find comfy, shut up and enjoy the pictures.
The best comfy/cozy threads are the ones where we all just post pictures and dont say anything, except the occasion "damn, nice".
Critters are easy enough to bait with some fish or chicken feet, leavin em out about 100yds from camp with a good sight line and snipe the fuckers with a flamethrower. There you go food for the week.
Am American and can safely say most of us have screens on our windows and doors. Also those guys are just pussies. I love to live where ever that pic was taken
>vans
my nigga
finished saving up for my first van, looking at getting one later this year. got a bunch of pictures of other people's builds to get an idea of what I want.
Ya I'm in texas where theres shit tons of bugs mosquitos and MASSIVE wasps. So we have a screen door on every door. And we dont open the windows cuz it's either 200F or a wind chill of 0 f
Damn, my wife's Grandmother had a place that looks just like this one in Snoqualmie, Washington. Quiet as fuck, was a perfect singles home.
Your telling me youd rather live there alone than with your woman?
I'm a widower now, have been for the last six years.
Garden railway goals.
I'm very sorry user. That has always been my worst fear. Is meeting the love of my life and losing her like that.
Yep, the big C is a bitch. At least the kids (3) are almost done with College, thank God for smart kids and full ride scholarships.
there's a rail line like that in the countryside near Kyoto. changes from season to season, Spring and Autumn it's stunning
I want to capture something like that in my eventual garden railway, along with the slate mountains in Ffestiniog. It's why I love the garden medium, it's so dynamic.
do want
Here's your fucking cozy
do want
You missed the point. Im not any of those original posters, but the reason one of them decided to up and leave was because someone was posting burnt corpses and such.
>The best comfy/cozy threads are the ones where we all just post pictures and dont say anything, except the occasion "damn, nice".
Nah, the nest ones are the ones where everyone talks about life and feelsy days and moments.
Now why'd you gotta come in here and be a busta for?
Japan has a top-tier comfy aesthetic to it.
nah what you're looking for is a Feels thread.
Comfy threads are usually just pictures, often the same 100 reposts.
Just wanna snap you out of it
I want a furry blanket like that.
No.
Bump
I'm a fan of eastern european villages.
What even is that?
I've seen combined comfy and feels threads, they are amazing when they go well.
A fantasy cozy pic
Another fantasy cozy pic
Is this a call of duty map
Not quite, Sheep live in it. But I can see the confusion. It is very brown.
can you imagine the fucking awful smell in that thing after that girl's been pumped just once with no shower in sight
can fit a shower on the roof of a van easy dude, plus there's always camping showers (essentially a canvas bag you hang from a tree branch).
but sticky, sweaty sex is part of the fun though.
That's what the weed smell is for my dude. You never fuck in a van before?
just fucking kill him already
More cozy fantasy
This is me, in this cozy nigger free little town, side by side with my pal's store, his name is Herbert.
Get with the times people. You can go without showers for longer than before. Still want to hit the camp/truck stop showers if possible but camping out is much easier than before.
short term solution but not a replacement for a proper shower
Incredible
And I mentioned that. Before that people used baby wipes or rags with camp soap'ed water. Sometimes a proper shower is not available, this is the best light weight solution. In fact it is the solution I tell people to have on hand in Bugging In/Out SHTF or Natural Disaster level situations. Using even a gallon of water to bath or wash your hair would be insane until you have a new source of clean water.
i have a battery powered shower for camping. fucking thing works great
I got a solar shower bag as well that works great, but water is the main concern in some areas I go to.
hes living fallout 3 in real life
Damn if that doesn't remind me of Wild Arms
Yeah, depending on where you live AC can be a luxury or a necessity. Neither of my sets of grandparents' houses had AC. The ones in Colorado? No problem.
My mom's side in South Carolina? Hot, sticky, hell.
>Nixie tubes
Please, I can only get so erect.
Im gonna post a couple more cozy places as i am looking for more.
And one more a cozy town
Dude I'm in Colorado
Idk if it is i just was looking for fantasy cozy places.
Where at? I grew up mostly in Aurora, but my grandparents are in Buena Vista.
Out in Weld County 25 miles from the Wy line.
wtf how many coloradans are in this thread? different user but aurora as well
kek
I'm not sure, but I'll find out. Fuck Boulder.
lole
If I had the money I'd do this for probably a whole year at least. Just fucking drive through every state.
perfect
just ignore em and save the thread
Decent area, in my opinion. Unlike all of Denver metro, which can only be cleansed by the purifying fire of the atom.
this
Probably a lot of us. It's better to be in a comfy thread than contemplate what's happened to our state in real life.
bug spray.
is that a van? that looks cozy as fuck
Greeley’s alright. Good beer weldwerks at least.
A sad truth
fuck man...sorry to hear
where can u get these? and how tf do they work?? never camped before
i found mine on amazon.
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I don’t know why (whatever you are insert here) always say “Americans” like everyone one of us do the same thing. Go be a forgot somewhere else.
a forgot?? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>how tf do they work?
solar shower... it's essentially just a black bag you leave in the sun for a few hours until the water's nice and hot.
then when you want to shower you hang it from a branch or the side of your vehicle and do your thing.
some people who live in their vans fulltime put a black plastic PVC pipe on the roof of their vehicle and put a shower nozzle attachment on one end. fill up with water, park vehicle in the sun (or it gets warm when you're driving on a sunny day) and same thing.
hang a shower curtain around your doors with some magnets and you're good.
damn girl, we're all just people.
Same, Amazon. You can get other brands as well like I know Coleman makes one as well.
The bag solar camping shower basically you fill with water, have it sit in the sun and the water will heat up because of the dark material of the bag giving you warm/hot shower water. You hang it from a tree and it will have an adapter at the bottom you open to spray yourself and close when you are soaping up or done rinsing.
Some people use them as well with stealth vans with a bar over the top of the 2 back doors and hanging it there. Then put a curtain across the end of the doors for privacy.
walmart also has the solar bags for like $10.
well that sounds like that absolute tits!
What the other poster talks about is another nice option for car rooftop heating.
Copper though is better for on the roof for solar heating.
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that's so fucking cool, really makes me want to get a van and do this now. I guess shitting is the only concern...
It’s not a burn victim. It’s radiation poisoning.
>reee over auto correct
As I said, go be a faggot somewhere else.
if you're in a city or town, take your daily shit in a Mcdonalds, the gym (most vanlife people get a gym membership for showers, shitting and lifting anyway) or wherever.
if you're out, just shit the same way you do when you're /out/.
you can get portable chemical toilets from Home Depot for really cheap to keep in your van for when you need to take an emergency shit middle of the night or first thing in the morning. Usually they're small enough you can store them away.
Your the one with shit for brains. Frankenstein father and son is the definition of comfy.
AT LEAST YOU SPELLED IT RIGHT THIS TIME! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DON'T YOU SHIT ON A DICK THEN SUCK SAID DICK YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT! BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
that would be comfy if there was something more than a towel on that hard stone ground
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>worried about bears or mountain lions
for a tough talking dude you sound kinda pussay
I grew up in Colorado and everyone has screens on windows and doors and I've seen black bears 100+ times while chilling hiking etc. Even saw a mountain lion in my hood. Only brown bears and moose would give me pause.
kek @ this faggot getting butt blasted ahahahaha
Florida Man Master Race here
We're Australia, just the right-side up version where our toilets flush the right way. We have Mountain lions, bears, mosquitos, beavers, rats, FLYING biting cockroaches, ticks, spiders the size of cars, fresh water AND salt water alligators/crocodiles (only place on Earth where the two are found living in the same palce fyi), coyotes, anacondas, ball pythons, boas of all kinds, ferrets, every type of shark, water snakes, birds of prey the size of a small pickup truck, etc. etc. etc.
These pics don't bother us at all.
why there is a picture of an asian in the wall at the height of the crotch standing up???
Some people think that dead bodies are cozy, faggot.
It's a man that was exposed to radiation, nothing that sinister.
Congrats to them, in all sincerity.
Why is there a pelvis mounted on your mantle?
that wasn't a flayed corpse. It was a jap who was kept alive for as long as possible after being burned by radioactivity.
just sayin...
He was kept alive (against his will) for something like 3 months before he finally died. Brutal.
Way too aggressive for me. All that metal-work contrasted by paper and wood....no thanks. Very NOT cozy, and nor is it comfy.
faggot
Hey, fuck you, asshole. You must be some kind of reptilian humanoid to find that aggressive, soulless environment cozy. Or non-white.
Agreed. Low level cozy.
I love it.
Perfection