You've got 10 seconds to prove you're not an American.
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When i'm in a different country, people are nice to me.
Oh easy, I don't have diabetes
Im not a hamburger eating fatty
That's JUST what a non american would say...
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Sieg Heil! Lang lebe der Führer! Seit 5 Uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen! Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg???
It is currently midnight where I am and i've never seen a gun.
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I can buy a kinder surprise
Only Americans like Nazi shit.
I'm not free nor my nation goes imparting "freedom" to others over oil
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Amerifags can't Nazi.Nur DEUTSCHE können echte Nazis sein. Vielleicht auch noch Österreicher.
I'm unemployed and my country has austerity measures and a net exodus of the population. Name my shithole?
Greece or any other Balkan shithole.
Suomi?
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In my county there is 0.58 saunas per capita
im not obese like 95% of all amerimutts are
Found the Finn.
Honestly that number seems a bit low.
We fuck each other in the ass, we're too stupid to use birth control, and our GDP consists of olives, baklava and religious candles.
Around 5.5mil fins and 3.2m saunas
Greece. Pay debts. Greetings from Germoney.
I know this.
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I spend a disturbing amount of time on the internet sharing my opinion about the US and Americans.
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I've never talked with a black man
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My college degree didn't bankrupt my family
I don't force my opinions onto others
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I can locate more than 2 countries on a map
I can correctly pronounce advertisment.
My dick is uncut as god intented
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you're on Yea Forums.
no you aren't
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well, countries #2-whatever don't matter
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Sam motherfucking Steeeele
youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc
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Once I got sick and went to hospital. I'm not bankrupt now.
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>14 years old.
Looks like a hard chain-smoking 50
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Every bit of money I earn is taxed at 50%, and I wait months to see a doktor.
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Women as pm
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We rely on NATO to protect ourselves from world powers.
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Did god intend for lampreys to look like your schlong?
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easy,
my dick's still the way it's supposed to be
I have no Full Retard President, Gun Powder in any Form....and don't life in a compleat Shithole...
mosh moshi kuso san!
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Americunts are somewhat Nazi too...
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Гocпoди, cпacи poccию oт пиндocoв eбaных!
I'm under 15% bodyfat and don't brag about it cuz most others are too
Im 20 minutes from the town that is said to be the birth place of hockey
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There are Technically no German Soldiers anymore you Fucking Retarded pice pf plain shit...!
Have a Nice Day!
>you Fucking Retarded pice pf plain shit...!
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Hot damn. You in Wolfville?
61 Deaths that's the same amount of Kids Dying in Murica in 1 Hour right?
colour, favour, flavour, neighbour, doughnut, armour
Why do bongs waste their time bitching about America when they're under duress from the state?
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My fiancé still lives with her parents and can’t move in until we’re married. Done.
Weeb faggot you are as amercian as McDonalds
i know more that 50 countries
People who can't be arsed to hold thier eyelids above their pupils typically have low intelligence.
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He started a thread a couple years ago asking for advice. I think an attorney helped him out.
Issou
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