You've got 10 seconds to prove you're not an American

You've got 10 seconds to prove you're not an American.

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I am an American.

Chocolatine

When i'm in a different country, people are nice to me.

Oh easy, I don't have diabetes

Im not a hamburger eating fatty

That's JUST what a non american would say...

Samefag stfu.

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Sieg Heil! Lang lebe der Führer! Seit 5 Uhr 45 wird zurückgeschossen! Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg???

I dont own guns.

hola amigo

is she sbeveing

k, you win.

It is currently midnight where I am and i've never seen a gun.

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I can buy a kinder surprise

Only Americans like Nazi shit.

boily goulash

I'm not free nor my nation goes imparting "freedom" to others over oil

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Amerifags can't Nazi.Nur DEUTSCHE können echte Nazis sein. Vielleicht auch noch Österreicher.

I'm unemployed and my country has austerity measures and a net exodus of the population. Name my shithole?

me too.

Quesillo.

Greece or any other Balkan shithole.

Japan

Suomi?

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Argentina

In my county there is 0.58 saunas per capita

im not obese like 95% of all amerimutts are

Found the Finn.

Honestly that number seems a bit low.

We fuck each other in the ass, we're too stupid to use birth control, and our GDP consists of olives, baklava and religious candles.

Around 5.5mil fins and 3.2m saunas

Greece. Pay debts. Greetings from Germoney.

I know this.

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viel zu fett für die SS

I spend a disturbing amount of time on the internet sharing my opinion about the US and Americans.

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I've never talked with a black man

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i am white

I love Nickleback

My college degree didn't bankrupt my family

I have a normal BMI

I don't force my opinions onto others

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I’m in shape

I can locate more than 2 countries on a map

I can correctly pronounce advertisment.

My dick is uncut as god intented

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Kurwa

you're on Yea Forums.
no you aren't

Sorry.

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we eat dogs

well, countries #2-whatever don't matter

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Sam motherfucking Steeeele

youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc

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Once I got sick and went to hospital. I'm not bankrupt now.

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>14 years old.

Looks like a hard chain-smoking 50

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Every bit of money I earn is taxed at 50%, and I wait months to see a doktor.

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Women as pm

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We rely on NATO to protect ourselves from world powers.

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I drink warm beer

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Did god intend for lampreys to look like your schlong?

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easy,
my dick's still the way it's supposed to be

I have no Full Retard President, Gun Powder in any Form....and don't life in a compleat Shithole...

mosh moshi kuso san!

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Americunts are somewhat Nazi too...

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Гocпoди, cпacи poccию oт пиндocoв eбaных!

I'm under 15% bodyfat and don't brag about it cuz most others are too

Im 20 minutes from the town that is said to be the birth place of hockey

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A fellow Scotian fag?

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There are Technically no German Soldiers anymore you Fucking Retarded pice pf plain shit...!
Have a Nice Day!

Sure am

>you Fucking Retarded pice pf plain shit...!

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Hot damn. You in Wolfville?

61 Deaths that's the same amount of Kids Dying in Murica in 1 Hour right?

1m=100cm

I'm 1.80

based billieposter

colour, favour, flavour, neighbour, doughnut, armour

私わ100%日本人です

Sackville

Why do bongs waste their time bitching about America when they're under duress from the state?

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My fiancé still lives with her parents and can’t move in until we’re married. Done.

I'm white.

Capitalism sucks.

Capitalism sucks.

Weeb faggot you are as amercian as McDonalds

i know more that 50 countries

People who can't be arsed to hold thier eyelids above their pupils typically have low intelligence.

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wtf

He started a thread a couple years ago asking for advice. I think an attorney helped him out.

I have free health care

why?

Issou

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I'm spanish

Viva México putos

free healthcare.