How do I cum like this?

How do I cum like this?

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Drink 100-120mL of water a day for two weeks.

Jerk off daily for 5-10 minutes. DO. NOT. CUM.

At the end of it all. Jerk to completion, you'll cum like a fire-hose

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There's an infographic about increasing cum volume. It suggests you take a few supplements including soy lecithin (that's the one I can remember off the top of my head). I tried it for a few weeks without fapping and I was literally so full of cum I took a piss in a urinal at a bar and cum just started coming out after the urine. No orgasm, just random large cum leaking out. It was pretty funny. But ya I can confirm that it works.

Why is it shooting from the side of his dick

I found the image. When I tried it I only used the lecithin and l-arginine

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ya talking bout this?

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Just edge yourself for an hour and you'll cum tons

is it as effective with just those two?

I couldn't tell you that since I didn't try the other way, user. Duh.

>Drink 100-120mL of water a day for two weeks.

You want him to die ?!

A bunch of things you won't be able to do like
>drink a lot of water
>no fap for 4 days minimum
>fap or edge for 40 minutes
>2 quick preshots and 6 to 8 ropes of fat cum everytime
it isn't that hard

>100 - 120 ml of water
> 120 ml
> ml

That's how to dehydrate. Great, if you want to cum the consistency of syrup, not so great if you want to live.

This image is a pretty good start.
I've used Soy Lecithin and L-Arginine before. The soy increases volume, and L-Arginine did the same, and made me much hornier and harder.
Pygeum also increases your pre-cum to insane levels, and adds to your load.
Celery also 100% works. Makes your load thicker and creamier, which helps counteract the thinning out that happens when you drink loads of water.
And as lame as it sounds, the better you live and eat, the better your load. Less alcohol and caffeine, more fruit and vegetables. Since moving in with my gf, I've basically vegetarian, and drink a lot less, and my loads have gone crazy.

Looks pretty... hard... to me (le wink faec)

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All you truly need is Lecithin, Zinc, and L-Arginine. Dont cum for at least 3 days and make sure to edge, or if you are having sex, fuck your girl for AT LEAST a half hour. You'll bust a fat load in no time.

Here's a load I blew on my wife's soles. Not my biggest but a good one I think.

Good luck op!

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A good sized load on her face here.

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More examples of cum? I feel like I can yield this much without doing any of this tips. But my cum get watery within seconds. This does look more creamy

yeah, zinc is a key one, too.
One thing I will say is don't go crazy doses on these, OP. L-Arginine will make you shit yourself. Zinc overdosing can make you really sick.

Lecithin helps keep it a bit thicker. Zinc can thin it out while increasing volume. Don't go too mad on the water. Make sure you're well hydrated, but if you drink excessive amounts it inevitably makes your cum watery.
Celery is incredible at thickening and whitening it. It seems to work whether you eat it raw, blended, or cooked. I prefer the latter due to the taste.

The Zinc and L-Arginine will make it thicker and milkier. You can get those supplements cheap on Amazon or at GNC.

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100% this.
These anons know what's up.

Thanks man, yeah.
I think I maxxed out at around 14 spurts. With the last couple being pretty weak.
But it was a lot of cum.
A good supplement stack, good hydration and some abstention from fapping makes my balls feel really full, and makes me hornier.
The orgasms are also more intense.
It can get expensive and tedious, so I don't do it all the time. But I've found that my cumloads have stayed big, even without the supplements.
Although some guys have reported that the supplements start to lose effect if you use them continually. So doing a few weeks on and a few weeks off seems to maintain their potency.

How do I make it taste good btw? My ex gf used to spat it out and I was curious one time and tasted it myself out of curiousity one day and it was kind of gross.

I mean honestly, cum is never gonna taste great.
Girls who love it love it in spite of the taste.
Generally clean living helps. More fruit and vegetables, less alcohol, red meat, caffeine, etc. Smoking also seems to make it taste bad.
Staying hydrated stops it getting too thick, which dilutes the taste and makes it easier to swallow.
Some folks swear that pineapple makes it taste better, but I tried that with a gf and she didn't really notice the difference.

it pisses me off that people keep linking this when it did nothing for me

I just want to cum more damnit! How can it work for some people but not others?

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because human physiology and metabolism are complex and distinct for each individual.
some guys have huge dicks, some guys bust huge loads. If you aren't one of those guys, that sucks, but that's life.
Focus on something that you can improve. Most women don't really give a shit how much you cum.

I usually cum a lot more if I edge for about an hour

is that a fucking condom under your thumb??

my loads are already a decent size (that webm is me) I just want to cum MORE

dude, your maxed out, and that's cool. there's a limit to what your body can do.
that's an impressive load. I assumed you'd posted that as a goal rather than a demonstration.

Easy- only cum when allowed

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>100 mL

so basically inject a full syringe of water a day

I dont want to hear that :(

I wanted to cum like double that lol

well, mix it up. some things work for different people.
supplements are great, but really if you're eating shit for the rest of your diet, then you're not giving your body the materials to increase your loads.
abstention and edging also help, obviously. but just see what works for you.