so, i was sitting alone in my house. scrolling through social media when i feel a fart coming on. being alone, i push as hard as i could to get maximum noise. as the “fart” came out, i felt a warm watery liquid flow out my ass.
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i have no cleaning supplies at my disposal.
help me Yea Forums
it smells
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flip the cushion
burn it
shop fail
get new mattress
Stfu u lying sack of shit
Eat it
Lick it
Blame the dog
cover it with a pillow or blanket. problem fixed
Throw the whole thing away
Vinegar is a good stain remover, but your best bet is to flip the mattress op
Its done for, this is why you use mattress covers
Cum on it.
Tell your mom. Moms always know how to get stains out.
Baking soda and vinegar homie.
fart on it again to cover up the original
Buy diapers
This doesn't seem like it's a mistake. This isn't your first shit yourself rodeo is it.
Filthy fucking shit skin, maybe if you weren’t on a niggers diet you’d be able to control your bowels you sick fuck.
I fucking hate you non-whites.
r u cute?
too bad hes white, and it angers you to find out youre just as shitty as the rest. Grow up, get out of your parents care cuz theyre just some backwoods meth heads
also i learned something, it seems black people kill to rob, but white people kill because theyre broken people
He’s not white, and it’s obvious you’re just a pissed off Pajeet street shitter.
Sorry — did I offend you and your space program superiority?
Get the fuck off my Yea Forums.
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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you cant even defend yourself articulately, whose the nigger now