How heavy does a train have to be to ride it into a black hole?

How heavy does a train have to be to ride it into a black hole?

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you're gonna have to elaborate. any train of any size moving towards a black hole will eventually go into it. i guess to 'ride' it itd need to be at least the size of a bike

infinitely heavy

How heavy though?

No I'm asking how heavy the train has to be.

heavy is measure of gravity, do you mean how massive?
also any mass/weight, hence why i said any size

idk, anything less than the mass of the black hole?

I'm not talking about gravity I'm asking how heavy something has to be, in this case the train.

But how heavy is it to enter the black hole?

damn this is good, alright i'll play along
it only has to have a weight at all. any heaviness >0

But what about the black hole? It doesn't weight anything, so the train can't weigh anything either! So how do trains enter black holes if the train is created of matter?

>But how heavy is it to enter the black hole?
very heavy, almost infinately

black holes do have a weight.
i dont think the train "enters" the black hole in the way youre thinking, maybe. it mostly just combines with it

But the train is already heavy, how much more train do I need? Do I need infinite train to enter the black hole?

lol no you schmuck, you just have to go past the event horizon.

If black holes have weight why aren't there blackhole storms falling to the Earth like rain and meteors huh?

That's for another thread though, it's a simple question, how heavy does a train have to be to enter a black hole?

I don't want to go past the black hole I want to enter it.

you don't really get a choice in the matter

I do before I reach the black hole.

you're making it really tough to play along, bud, sorry

not really

You see it as playing, I see my life purpose ahead of me.

Perhaps you're right if the black hole finds me before I find it, but black holes don't usually come to Earth and steal my car.

Could an atom enter a black hole? If so the train would have to be at least the weight of an atom.

you'd be surprised actually.

OVER 9000

So how heavy does an atom have to be to enter a black hole? And how many atoms are in a train?

That's about how much I weigh.

But how much does the train weigh?

Over 9000 what? You seem like a wise guy to me!

Fuck me, I'm gonna have to say over 9000....

I will fuck you but first I will find out once and for all how heavy this fucking train has to be.