I'm an Alien from Area 51. I'm on my coffee break. AMA.
I'm an Alien from Area 51. I'm on my coffee break. AMA
Xavier Wright
Elijah Hill
fuck off space niggers were full
you can crash on the moon if you want
Christian Carter
I work here you cuck.
Nathan Lopez
Do you like sluts like this?
Or do you prefer space sluts?
Jayden Morales
Our space sluts have 3 tits usually.
Nolan Watson
Do girls poop and fart?
Wyatt Young
We all actually produce bowel movements from our belly buttons. It makes for a convenient clean up
Josiah King
Is Cold Fusion BS?
Matthew Morris
how many hands do you have?
Brandon Barnes
No.
We're fucking aliens not mutants. We have two fucking hands.
John Morris
What about these aliens?
Lucas Long
We also enjoy your space sluts. Once you go black, you never go back!
Wyatt Butler
Ugh, we hate those guys. They're always destroying our organs with their toxic splooge. They rape our women and they die a horrible painful death. The screeching they make from being burned from the inside out from the semen is awful. We have at least 12 rapes every few months
Alexander Turner
Why you anal probe my uncle? He hasn't been able to sit down right for a week!
Camden Davis
So they are nigger aliens?!?
Jonathan Wright
I'm not in that gay shit. That's probably my cousin, Paul. He's a fucking asshole. And he fucks assholes.
Matthew Taylor
do they pay you well?
Austin Nelson
Damn it, Paul! What's his home address. My uncle has a chainsaw and a 24 case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. He'll take care of it for everybody.
Jordan Price
I get paid in moonrocks so I think it's worth it. They are delicious.
He lives on the moon now so IDK. Ask NASA.
Austin Myers
Is Mars filled with ayy lmaos or no?
Luke Flores
>He lives on the moon now so IDK. Ask NASA.
Moon? No problem. I know my uncle. He'll say, "Here honey, hold my beer and watch this," and usually he doesn't screw up something. Amazing. And he's from Wisconsin too, which is amazing.
Christopher Thompson
Ayy lmao. We all do it. It's an Alien thing.