My pizza is late because the delivery guy is an idiot

My pizza is late because the delivery guy is an idiot.

What do we tell him when he is finally here?

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Dubs decides

Nothing, don't answer the door, let him eat the cost of the food.

paid already sadly enough.

"Pee is stored in the balls"

dont tip him. nuff said.

tell him that you are an idiot (you not him)

Fun fact: I write down the names of stiff repeat offenders. They're always the last run to be taken, leave the hot bag open with A/C on, etc. I don't get too vindictive but the fact is I do my job really well. Shit is almost always hot, accurate, and early. So stiffers can go to hell

i never pay a tip

kick the pizza out of his hands, tell him that this is what happens if you fuck with him.

Tell he is a loser and that he dosent get any money and can go home

say that he can suck your dick

Make him listen to Daoko's latest album

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tell him that you cant eat the pizza with no softdrink and that he is worthless, slam the door in to his face

Girl is named DAOKO, 22yo jp singer, i really enjoy her songs and she got a really nice voice

tell him to gtfo and suck his own dick

say that he must allow you to fuck his gf or wife to make up for the mistake

open the door naked with a raging boner

call him a gay loser and nerd

tell him that he is cute and that he can eat a load to get his tip

no one cares. late delivery i just bitch to your manager and get a discount for next pizza, maybe even free pizza that your stupid ass has to deliver next time anyway. keep delivering MY pizza late and you will get bitched at by your shitty manager because i keep getting discounts, not my problem. your fault for working a $4 an hour job, i aint tipping shit.

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Ayyyy, Dominos user here, Im much less forgiving of repeat stiffs. Order a pasta?? Im eating all the good shit out with my fingers licking in between. Same with pizza toppings, ill also just straight up eat bread bites and no ones ever noticed.

My favorite is when they tip $1 online and I can just drive around get drunk stoned whatever for a while while I eat an indeterminable amount of their food.

WINRAR

Since this is dubs, does OP have to repeat his whole post word for word? Including the post number of the user the post is replying to of course.

if she a girl ask her for a date

Eat the fucking pizza and stop judging people slaving away in the shit service industry.

Dates are gay

faggot

You shouldn't have to worry about getting stiffed if you're even remotely good at your job, but also remember that people who do what you do are WHY people stiff-- because they don't get good service.
Why work in customer service if you don't want to serve customers? There are a plethora of jobs that let you do so much less work and less with people

Morgan freeman

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I once hit a pizza delivery guy for not bringing my pizza on time and just putting it on the fucking street so I could pick it up later. Shithead broke his nose and lost a teeth.

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True. I always tip the drivers well. I always get my meals faster than the waiting time they quote. I ran into a driver that I had not seen in a while and he told me he had graduated from college and gotten a "real" job. He told me the drivers know the addresses of good tippers and will pull their orders off the shelf first to deliver them. The bad tippers? They get to them last.

imagine tipping anyway

point a gun at him and tell him if he ever fucks up again you will pay a visit to his family

"thank you"

"Sorry I gave you the wrong address, I should really learn where I live"

From my personal experience i found that Blacks and Indians are the worst tippers. They can have a $80 order and still give nothing with a smile on their faces. Any other race you can be late or mess up and youll still get at least $3 if you apologize for the mishap.

pizza cunt here

if an order needs to be paid for at the door and they don't answer, we let the store know and we take it back. only money we lose is gas money.