For those on Yea Forums who like casual, anonymous sex: why hasn't a decent alternative to Craigslist Personals been found yet? Doubelist is shit, Tinder is for a billion flirty back-and-forths that never go anywhere, OKCupid has been overrun by rednecks to ugly for Tinder, and Fetlife is for mentally scarred degenerates who celebrate their abuse by calling their partners "daddy" and posting pics of the cuts on their bodies.
Can't a guy post "I want to fuck your face until you pass out?" anywhere that's not an internet ghost town? Pic attached: a bitch I met on Craigslist who let me cum in her throat.
Stop going back and forth, moderate how many responses you receive and take, and establish a date.
"Which day of the week best works for you?"
Christ...
Bentley Torres
I live in a small-ish state where half the eligible female population has foreheads bigger than my entire face.
Chase Turner
Sounds like you're too neckbeard for Tinder.
Adrian Bailey
Nah. I'm a tall, decent looking dude who just wants to skip the line and be a hedonistic little fuck like I used to be.
Ethan Morris
was gonna say fetlife but you brought up a good point...
Jeremiah Powell
oh, le chuckle.
My thoughts and prayers to my friends in the smaller states and those who live in L.A.
Ian Powell
Go fuck a bar fly
Elijah Richardson
In all honesty, the folks on craigslist casual encounters were mostly ready for something right away.
They were the sketchy little sluts that I needed and fuck it is just the hottest to fuck a true skank.
So hey, where does one go for this type of thing these days?
Xavier Campbell
oldfag here, 20 years of online hookups Tinder is best because the majority of people on there are sane(ish) and looking for a hookup. This means you can manipulate them into doing whatever you want them to do fairly easily. All the others are for people with some sort of hang-up which means their hang-up will always come first and you second. Chicks on Tinder if you do the whole number on them will make you number one and do anything you want. I'm into hard fucking and BDSM restraints, it's easy to take a vanilla chick from Tinder and get her to play than it is to take some chick with a hang-up and deal with all the bs that comes with dealing with people with mental issues.
Julian Kelly
Any tips on opening lines?
Cameron Ramirez
ewwwwwww her BREATH that stinky alcohol and stale air skin her drunk bs stories
Brayden Rivera
I have some tales.
Jacob Thompson
Whole typical convo would be great to see
Sebastian Baker
Yeah check her pics out. And make a specific comment about something noticeable in one of the pics. Do not say stuff you could not possibly know from looking at her profile.
I don't like to date stupid chicks, so most of the time they have a university/college on their profile. My goto opening line is;
Hi Great smile and you studied at so intelligent too, what's the catch?
If she is a psycho to avoid, she will spill her whole life story in her reply, if she is sane she will make some joke back about what her vices are.
But you are always going to get the best replies to stuff you reference in one of their pics. ie...Is that pic of you in the Bikini at Barbados main beach, I was there in January and we....
Lincoln Morales
Thank you, I appreciate this.
Christopher Clark
You people are and always have been what's wrong with this society since you ever existed.
Hunter Parker
says the guy who caught his wife with another guys cock in her throat
David Green
I'm 20 and not married.
Landon Stewart
craiglist was only used for prostitutes, lets be honest with ourselves here. for that purpose many other sites are better such as rubmaps(for asians), eccie (for local and reviews) and p411 (for locals and reviews). craiglist is not needed.
Julian Stewart
I have one with a chick I met online and was supposed to marry.
From the first "hello" to the "fuck you, BLOCKED"
It's about 5G of chat/pics/video and music, I want to publish it because the sex stuff was bat shit crazy but I need to put all the text chat together with the pics and video and music so it is watchable.....and that is weeks of work.
Ian Taylor
tinder is a meme, you are not going to get laid unless you spend that montly fee.
i can go in detail on why if you want. long story short tho, RNG.
Anthony Sanchez
and still a virgin i bet.
Lucas Rogers
Have you been on tinder lately?
Jacob Evans
wtf.....I have to set the "show me online" to off a lot of the time and I am a 5/10 at best.
If you attempt to flirt with more than 5 women at once you fuck all of them up. I like to have like 10 Whatsapp fuck buddies and I use Tinder to keep that number. But they are girls I have already fucked and can call up for a date and fuck. Getting girls from Tinder to whatsapp and a fuck is a lot more effort, there is no way I could deal with more than 5 at a time, I have tried and in the end all the girls I was flirting with figured I was flirting with others and ran away. It's counter productive.
Ayden Lee
Yes using it at the moment, why ?
Leo Phillips
The thing is, if you could not go to a bar and pick up a girl and get laid......then you are going to be just as fucking useless on Tinder.
Colton Stewart
95% of the damn app is blocked by a paywall. if you are free you are going off random matches. i literally cant even display my fucking age without paying.
dont use tinder.
Michael Johnson
Nope, but I don't like casual sex. You people are the embodiment of the desease un our society.
Nathan Allen
>picking up girls at bars
i still to this day dont understand why picking up literal disease bags that are drunk out of their minds is a thing that people advise other people to do as if its a good thing. last time i did that i got a shit stain on my bedsheets because the girl doesnt properly wipe her ass.
This retard is doing more for his community and this world than any of you degenerate ever did. You are not different from those faggots who think 1000 genders exist.
Ryder Gray
post some pics of her
David Turner
>last time i did that i got a shit stain on my bedsheets because You don't know what shit smells like?
Easton Collins
Don't post that man. I have a similar archive spanning 1.5 years but I've no intention of ever opening it again. Let the past rest
Next person that bitches about Tinder must post their profile so we can see whether it is a problem with the profile or with Tinder
Jayden King
or how about you post your profile with all the bitches and matches you are getting??
Sebastian Watson
been there done that, spend like 10 minutes blanking names and faces out, to get told this is fake/photoshop etc.
I don't have problem with Tinder, works great, others here have confirmed, you are the people with problems, if you want answers then post your problem profile, dont be asking for a pissing contest.
Connor Miller
lol. nice chad response retard. gtfo of here. tinder is no diffrent from adult friend finder or any other dating site for that matter. its all bull shit, mostly hookers.
Ryder Bailey
Tinder loser.
You are either; 1. Overweight 2. Stupid.
And the first can be overcome if you are intelligent then you must be;
2.Stupid
Austin Hall
>tinder loser
do you even know how you sound? if you weren't a pathetic anti social faggot you wouldnt even need tinder to begin with.
Juan Wood
Yes I don't sound like anything this is soundless web board you fucking moron.
Post pic of your amazing girlfriend and how you met her. Is she educated or a fool like you?
Most of us have an ex archive and I'm not saying you have to delete it but the sooner you stop looking at it/thinking about it the sooner the thought of doing something stupid and petty like putting it out to the world will fade.
Nicholas Robinson
lol, plenty of casual encounters via cl over here, no pay to play.
i miss it too, OP
Jason Ortiz
Why are you so defensive about tinder? It truly is a very shitty app
Leo Lopez
Jesus you are butthurt. You realize there is an entire culture on this website dedicated to helping dudes build their tinder profiles right? Probably not, because youre an emotional little bitch that gets irl mad when anyone calls you out for being stupid (even when theyre trying to help!)
Blake Smith
plenty of kidnapping and sex trafficking of kids too on CL. face the facts, there is a reason its gone.
Logan Smith
Do you want to get laid or not?
You can either have standards, or get laid - never both
Ethan King
>entire culture on this website dedicated to helping dudes build their tinder profiles right?
ya on reddit if you are that type of fag. and this has nothing to do with profiles anyway, but the app itself.
Evan Hall
yeah, obv the bad shit was terrible. but plenty of sex was had that was just two horny consenting adults.
Jordan Jackson
Who said those kids didnt WANT to be kidnapped and used as old mens fuck toys? The studies show kids are just as sexual as adults you know, they just need a little push. Its no big deal. Everyone does it. We need craigslist back so we can get our dicks sucked by white trash idiot girls with stretchmarks.
Joshua Cooper
I am not kidding. I have had more success with this chat up line than any opener or conversation starter I have ever used.
“You must be a partially uncovered fossil and I’m an unqualified palaeontologist...because I want to date you badly!”
Make me laugh, make em breakfast
Benjamin Ortiz
No, here dipshit. Go back to r*ddit, newfag. Also >dude asks you to post your profile >I-ITS ABOUT THE A-A-APP HOLY FUCK No. Youre just a fucking moron kill yourself. This coming from a dude who has never used any form of social media besides Yea Forums.
Colton Nguyen
Plenty of children are kidnapped in Vans....I guess we should ban all vans too I guess. Cuck
Brody Wood
100% on the money here. You can find a fat slob anywhere and having them available on a website doesnt outweigh the ease of which kids can be trafficked on a site like that.
Christian Johnson
Said retard still didnt post his profile. i dont need to post my profile if i think the app is shit and dont have it to begin with you fucking monkey. the burden of proof is on HIM to convince ME that the app is not pure dog shit. and of course no proff is given.
Henry Torres
Apples and dildos buddy.
You're actually autistic.
Ethan Allen
I guess child trafficking has stopped since they closed Craigslist huh?
Well faggot? Did it stop?
Charles Rodriguez
>any form of social media besides Yea Forums.
Thats a good thing. But you are 14 so i guess you dont understand how cancerous social media truly is yet.
Carson Ramirez
no one is saying this should happen. attack the strawman!
Benjamin Hall
on craigslist yes it did stop.
Lucas King
Nope. They’re still getting kidnapped in Vans.
When will the authorities DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE EVIL VANS
Benjamin Kelly
Bullshit. Easily fucked 80-100 women with absolutely no strings. I got hotel rooms a few times if I couldn’t host. Barely ever had to meetup in public first. 1/3 were married and there were some uggo’s, but also fucked quite a few surprisingly good looking women. You just had to post constantly. You’d catch women right place right time looking to scratch an itch. Usually post breakup or they were married.
Brody Nelson
again, you are lucky you didnt get kidnapped and murdered. craiglist has always been russian roulette. you are the lucky one, many other unlucky ones.
Lincoln Barnes
All you're doing is reaffirming that you're a moron who's sole experience is the same for everyone
Jaxon Walker
And it only happened because of craigslist right.
Ban words because bank robbers use them to intimidate bank tellers
Lucas Cox
lol, must be sad living in fear all the time. millions of people used cl.
Wyatt Morris
How old are you, I’m starting to see why you don’t get pussy
Julian Clark
Nope but its one less place kids can be trafficked you dumb fuck.
Just not a huge sacrifice preventing ugly fucks from meeting via craigslist. Go to a bar.
Nolan Edwards
Pffftahahahaha what the fuck are you, 16?
Logan Russell
No shit its a good thing, retard, what the fuck did you think i was saying? Social media is cancer and all you dumb newfags bought right in.
Ryder Hill
OP, i share your nostalgia for cl hookups. too bad your thread is full of retards who think you are somehow trying to resurrect cl, instead of reading what you actually wrote about where else to go.
there are so many fucking stupid people on this board.
Jaxson Howard
>one less place
>implying Craigslist is a physical place and that censoring it will make the child traffickers disappear
Libtard faggot
Josiah Collins
Too bad you didn’t listen to your own advice you Fucking brainlet faggot
John Parker
> brainlet
sick burn
Hunter Jones
Keeping jerking off in your basement using your tears over craigslists closing as lube faggot. You can always go outside, experience sunlight and meet a girl.
What a waste of perfectly good trips. You should probably kill your self
Jaxon Roberts
Dubs of truth
Jace Davis
you’re not too smart or ya champ?
Jaxson Moore
Just think its ridiculous people get butthurt over a site like craigslist when theres so many alternatives out there including but not limited to just going to a bar.
Nathan Kelly
Jesus Christ Wasting quads now too?
You total degenerate faggot.
Definitely kill yourself now
Robert Perry
Western society is done pandering to prostitution because now there's a market (incels) for the counter-sex push. We give it a few years and it'll mount as an industry
On the other hand I do want to see you describe other dating sites in more full detail, it sounds like it would be hilarious
Noah Brown
Blame hookup culture nigga. Back when personals was a thing, bitches werent as open and picky online about dick like they are now. When you have too many niche sites that focus on certain relationship aspects we all lose >fetlife for freaky kinky sex >tinder for general dick hopping >OKC for general relationships
This gives women the pick of their choice and thus makes them way more picky, theres a reason why talking face to face worked the best because if a bitch sees you on these sites, they can easily assess what they want in that moment based on you being there in general rather than you having more to offer than just your bio.
Tyler Perry
kek....trips of thruth.
I keep trying not to comment on these "Ï can't get a gf" treads but I can not stand the 2 characteristics these fags have, Lazy and Cowards.
Too fucking lazy to get healthy and looking smart. Too fucking lazy to write a good profile and entertaining chat. Too fucking cowardly to speak to a woman. Too fucking cowardly to risk rejection.
Jordan Bell
Yeah its nightmare hellhole for pussy in Los Angeles >_>
Oliver Flores
Her lips are weird and your finger looks humunculated
Christopher Morgan
Samefag
Juan Bell
I miss the fuck out of it too. Got a lot of surprisingly hot fuck buddies from CL. Something needs to be done
Daniel Davis
Kek.....No.....just because 2 different people think you are a moron does not mean they must be the same person.
Keep kidding yourself, keep going down in flames, fucking incel
Wyatt James
I used to use Craigslist to find thirds (male and female) to join my female fwb for threesomes. It was great for that because we could specify what we were looking for (big dick, big tits, etc.). Haven't found anything to replace it for that.
Gabriel Nelson
You must be a blue collar, CL is like Tinder for dipshits, ALL the women I ever met were lower class, don't use it any more because of it.
Nothing quite says "I pick up hoes on CL" than taking them to your local restaurant.
Benjamin Murphy
Fetlife or one of the many other CL type web sites,
