Guys give me damn endgame spoilers so i can troll redditards

Captain America gets to dance with Peggy
Iron man meets his father
Thor meets his mother before she dies.
Iron man wields the infinity stones
Hulk snaps half of the population back.

They ambush Thanos on his planet, learning the stones are gone. Thanos snapped them.
5 years later:
Bruce and Hulk merged, so now it's Hulk's body with Bruce being in full control. Also he does a dab.
Avengers figure out time travel using antman tech, goes back in time to take infinity stones back to present to un-snap the universe.
Thor's fat, Nat dies to get Soul stone, past Thanos discovers Avengers plot due to past Nebula experiencing memories of present Nebula, who's now in the past.
Hulk undoes the first snap, bringing back all those that died to that.
Final boss fight is with Thanos and full army.
Massive fight against Wakanda + super heroes and Thanos with his army.
Stark snaps Thanos and army, winning the die but dying in the proces, leaving his wife, Pepper, and daughter, that he got during 5 year time skip
Everybody happy, Steve does time travel to be with his love, comes back to pass on shield to Sam, Thos goes off with the Guardians of the Galaxy to find Gamora and Nebula who're now lovey dovey sisters.
And that's about it for the major plot points. Enjoy

Havent seen the movie, but the only spoilers i know are that black widow dies and iron man dies

Trolling would be making up spoilers
Using real spoilers would just be called being a dick

who un-snaps the universe? also, doesn't look worth seeing tbh

>Using real spoilers would just be called being a dick
if hell exists, they'res definitely a place for people that spoil movies, shows, etc.

in the final battle, all the men do all the fighting while the women go somewhere to pose and compare costumes and makeup. very sexist movie

Antman kills Thanos by crawling inside his butt while small then resizing inside of him.

Black Widow dies

Nice try, I know she doesn't. She's getting her own show.

nah she actually does. she sacrifices herself for the soul stone

Hulk/Banner

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>who un-snaps the universe? also, doesn't look worth seeing tbh
Hulk brings everyone back. Tony snaps thanos Dead

Whatever comes next for Black Widow is most likely going to be a prequel story.

go to r/offmychest

And find my post about iron man. link it and I'll give you a steam game

You guys forgot the part where Thor threatens to kill a kid's dad over a game of Fortnite

Anyone and their mum can tell you Endgame spoilers but I have information on the NEXT movie.
>Avengers: Rematch
>One year has passed since Thanos' defeat at the hands of the white male dominated Avengers at the end of Endgame.
>The Stunning and Brave Titanette, Thanorina (played by Brie Larson), enters from an alternate timeline to reclaim zir throne after being oppressed by the alt right Nazi Avengers led by the orange man himself, Steve "Drumpf" Trump, codename "Captain 'Fascist' America," and Tony "Big Stinky Homophobe" Pence, codename "Electro."
>Thanorina uses the power of love, tolerance and banning everything ze doesn't like to pull the Diversity Stones and Gauntlet from hammerspace.
>Ze drops the White and Male Stones and crushes them with zir foot because it's 2024, people!
>Despite being two stones short, Thanorina grabs two GRRL POWER stones from hammerspace to complete zir collection.
>Ze puts on the completed gauntlet, snaps zir fingers and, finally understanding the true root of the problem with the universe, kills every straight cis white male, not being injured by the gauntlet this time because socialism just works.
>Thanorina removes zir photostatic veil, revealing that she was Hillary Clinton all along. She looks at the camera and bravely states that "it's my turn, Drumpf."
>Mid-credits scene reveals that Captain America and Electro had been trapped in the Phantom Zone prior to the film's events.
>The entire movie is like 15 minutes long but fuck it. If you're still with Marvel at this point, you'll pay to see anything (or else you're a bigot).

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Lol, really trolling them is let people sit through three hour comics book movie.

they'll probably just bring her back to life. they did that with everyone else. no consequences in marvelland

Nah they said like 5 times she cant come back, hulk tried with the infinity stones

If you want to spoil it

>Tony Stark dies snapping thanos and all his fuckwits away
>Captain 'Murica goes back in time and lives with his old flame and in the present day is old and will probs die soon

Basically Tony and Steve are dead and no longer avengers.
Thor may be in Guardians Vol. 3

>Avengers: Rematch
N-NANI

Nobody in this thread mentions the most epic scene of all: Captain America wields mjolnir like a boss, thunderbolts and everything, he's better than Thor with it. He kicks some Thanos ass with it for a bit.

Yoda dies
Marty McFly gets rescued by a rat
Indiana Jones says Hail Hydra
Green Arrow family gets snapped
Bondage Lady dies
Rob Zombie gets fat
Shrek is smart

When Thor was like "I knew it" I just smiled.

5 year jump from the snap. Everyone realizes the world really is better off with a smaller population. Come to the realization that Thanos did nothing wrong. Everyone goes on with their life’s and lives happily ever after. Except Captain America, he dies from the gay Aids.

This sounds like an absolute troll, but it's 100%-true.

This

This isn't trolling.
Trolling is a lost art - it's supposed to make others look stupid not the one doing the "trolling"

See the fucking movie for yourself

i'm really tired spoiling, reddit is just filled with retards

Thanos from the future kills Thanos from the present, giving the Revengers the oportunity to fix shit.

Robot man is kill , he hugs insect boy before

Thunder man has many beers and is shape not good

USA man is a hammer guy and gets to be old and gets to be a marry man to 40's girl

Green guy gets smart

Black widow dies when she sacrifices herself for the soul stone

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J. Jonah Jameson kills Thanos

The movie is all about time travel and is retarded. You can't ruin it.

It's not. It's all a shitty time travel movie like in every sci fi thing when they run out of fucking ideas.

Kek

I saw Thanos the Mad Titan at a grocery store in Wakanda yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his Gauntlet shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like six Infinity Stones in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to make more resources first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the stones and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each stone and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by snapping really loudly.

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I agree with this 100%
Just stick to the God damn source material.

Thanos eats a hot soup made with a vegetable from his planet garden before dying, hawk eyes using the sword, Hulk remains in the green form but manages to have the normal character, Thor steals his old hammer to himself and gives it to USA man because it already has its new ax-hammer weapon because using two weapons at the same time is impractical, when Thanos from the past reaches the present (after learning of his future murder) shoots at the base of the avengers and use a very Cool practical weapon, Thanos will be killed by spider man, iron man dies, USA man will go into his past and deliver his shield instead of enjoying his old - new present (not using the time machine created by Hulk which alters the age) will do the old man

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this all the way

thanos dies in the first ten minutes, it's so unexpected that it might just work!

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Had to google it. Still got a kek. Cheers

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hulk and ant man bond over tacos and end up lovers in the end

The former pair reach Vormir and are greeted
by an aged Red skull just as before. He explains the requirements for obtaining the Soul Stone: That you must lose that which is most precious to you. This had impact in
Infinity war because nobody expected to see Gamora die, and nobody would think Thanos loved her enough for it to work. This time around, the setup is flipped on its head. We're
presented with two people who share the goal of obtaining the soul stone, knowing that this is the only way. Two people who have known each other for years,
even before Iron man 1 on their own timeline. Two people who have had to be there for one another in the darkest of situations. Two people who would each give thier own life
to save the other....and now those same two people are fighting each other for that exact reason. THe fight ends with the pair of them dangling over the ledge, Hawkeye holding
black widow's hand and begging her to let him go instead. She lets go, and the sacrifice is accepted. Hawkeye wakes up in a pool of water....with the stone in his hand.

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