Confess your most retarded secrets

I wait for these threads just to jerk off to the pedo stories and I dont care if they are real or fake

I prefer jerking off to teens on omegle than having sex with my gf who's way out of my league

How do you even get started with that shit?

My sis was fine with it as far as I know. Niece is happy and that's what really matters

how do you even find girls on there

This.

Stupid kid brain back in the day
>play Pokemon blue
>See opening of player sprite shrunk to overworld sprite
>Think this means we shrunk to go to Pokemon world
>Put game down for awhile
>Later, see friend playing
>Has the bike and is moving fast with music
>Kid brain: Oh no the shrink ray is starting to wear off
>Never tell anyone this
>Look back on its few years later
>Wtf was I on to think that?
Easily my most retarded moment

Slutty ex corrupted me, left me with sour feelings. Discover Yea Forums a few years ago. You autists helped corrupt me further. Constantly fantasize about fucked up shit I could have done to her. Kinda starting to fuck with my sex drive tbh.

Wanna trick my gf into some exhibitionist moments, any ideas Yea Forums?

I want to find a way to permanently wreck my ability to get hard. I still want my dick. I just want it entirely useless except for pissing.

I got approached by a woman in the gym. She basically gave me her card and asked if I was interested in making a lot of money for very little work. I assumed it was criminal as fuck, but she and her card seemed legit. I said I'd consider it. I googled the company when I got home and it didn't really give me anything other than that it was some kind of administrative firm with stock photos of people working in an office. I was pretty close to living in my car by that point, so out of desperation I contacted her and she invited me over for a job interview.

Take her to MC Donald’s, have her take off her pants/underwear and pee in ball pool. Profit?

For now I would be fine with getting my hands on anaphrodisiacs to do it temporarily.

Also film and post it here

I fap to my nieces pics wearing her panties

I want to see female friends of mine get humiliated and dominated by horny teen lesbians against their will

kik?

I wanna get fucked by the local coyotes

Age?

I find sex boring, and would just rather jack off.

i love feet so much they make my dick throb whenever i see girls in sandals outside my window i cant control my urge to jerk it and blow my load all over myself

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>grabbed 3 shopping carts in target
>shit in them
>rolled them down the aisle full of kids

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I regularely cum in my cousin's shoes and socks. She's 25.

nigga you want some poop?
>eats poop

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yeah nigga i want some poop nigga

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me too nigga gimme some poop nigga please nigga

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yo nigga gimme poop nigga i want poop nigga please nigga gimme the poop
>rapes poop
>mom walks in
>rapes her

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and then you got fucked by old men for 4 years to get a degree in philosophy?

bro you want some poop nigga i got poop nigga just hit me up nigga and ill give you some poop nigga please nigga my wife got poop raped please niggga please plase nigga
>rapes poop

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Fiancee had a bunch of people over for a party. One of her work friends was too drunk to drive home and crashed on our couch. Fiancee and I went to bed. I couldn't sleep so I went to finish off some of the chips and dip that were leftover. Figured I'd just sneak to the kitchen no problem. Couch girl was laying there and masturbating. I was a little shocked and stared. She finally realized I was standing there. She apologized and said she was sorry. She just gets super horny when she's drunk and more so since she got divorced recently. And was super apologetic. Didn't want me to think she was just some perv. I told her it was fine. We all do it. Then told her she didn't have to stop. She was shocked a bit. Asked what would your fiancee say. I told her I just wanted to watch. Nothing else has to happen. Maybe it will be easier to cum if you have an audience. So she started again. And pulled off the cover. I stood there rubbing my cock through my boxers. I walked closer to the couch. And she reached out and touched my thigh. I guided her hand up to my dick. Then sat on the edge of the couch. She took my hand and pulled it to her pussy. And we both masturbated each other. When I was about to cum I told her I didn't want any stains to explain in the morning so she better stop. But instead ahe moved and put her mouth on me. She swallowed my cum and then I pulled her legs apart and said it's only fair. And ate her out. We never talked about it after, or even acknowledge that it happened. It was over a year ago and we still see each other for the monthly drinking and game nights.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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seems like you need some poop nigga. come on man buy some poop nigga please nigga please i just want money man i just want to sell my poop please nigga please nigga please fool

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I stroked a dog's dick, and thought about licking it a few days ago. Didn't though.

[spoiler]nothing here. Just testing the tags.[/spoiler]

nigga you want some pee nigga? don't listen to that poop guy hes insane please nigga buy my pree please bro i need to sell my pee please nigga please nigga buy my pee nigger please nigger i need to sell me pee i want to pee all over you nigger please

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>Be me
>be 12 years ago
>be stupid high school freshman
>have an empty Gatorade bottle
>go to bathroom, Jack off in it
>cause why not I guess
>store bottle in locker
>spend whole year adding more cum
>occasionally piss or a poop nugget
>last day of the school year
>bottle full with brown sludge
>smells so disgusting
>Dump in a Wendy's cup
>Hurl it into a crowd of kids in the courtyard
>direct hit
>some random kid square in the chest
>shitcum everywhere, kid soaked
>people start screaming and running
>I start running
>never got caught
>dunno why I did this
>dunno if I regret or not
>6/10 might recommend

nigga you want to buy my cum nigga? i want to sell my cum very cheap nigga please nigga please i just want to sell my cum please nigga i have anal juice too nigger please you want my sweat nigga? becuase i will fucking sweat for you nigga please nigga please

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that sounds pretty hot! can you give me a recipe nigga? i will pay you nigga please nigga please i just have too much body fluids please nigga nigger

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I am a dom in Greenville SC. I currently have 3 clients. One of which just asked me to put on a rape fantasy for her. It will be done this Friday.

>>dunno why I did this
Maybe because you are a sick asshole?

I fantasize about getting tricked into sucking cock (or similarly getting mistreated sexually).

How do rape fantasys work? Do you just blind side them and fuck them whenever or is it just rougher sex?

yo nigga that sound hot nigga please nigga let me in the deal nigga i can be a sexy poop ass nigga plesae nigga i shit on the whip and whip nigga >rapes poop nigga plesa nigga i love domionation of the poo p nigga Nuts in Throat
Nigga. PELSAE>
NIGAGA NGIAGGAIGAIGAIGIAGIAGIGIAGIGIA

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Wear mask. Overpower their struggle while securing them down. Completely immobilize. Have fun for hours using all tools at my disposal.

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What. No.

WE WUZ POOP KANGS NIGGA

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Oh shit, this real? Can we get a time stamp?

Alright, i can dig it. Do you set up a time that it happens or just spring it on her randomly?

For her I will be using this leather ottoman and restraints underneath. Imagine her face down on here with hands secured on both sides, then ankles secured in the back, then feet secured with the spreader bar as seen on wall here for easy unlimited access.

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Here's my middle finger for your proof. Yes it's real.

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Read Naked Lunch.

what about poop nigga wheres the poop pics nigga i want to do pooop rape bdsm PLEASE NIGGA POOP NIGGA I JUST WANT POOP SEX PLEASE
>EATS OWN SHIT
>RAPES MOM SHIT
>EATS DAD SHIT

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I've recently started binge watching anime. I am also actively trying to trade my Marvel and DC tpbs for manga. I regret nothing.

How old are you?

No. But I will be Fucking her in the ass. She doesn't like it because it's painful for her. It will be a first for us, and I know how to make it not painful at all. So, she down.

27y/o. White m. 5'11'' 135lbs

96

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I serriously miss the bestiality stories that used to be posted on here.

niggas b like

niggas b like

niggas b like

Are you good looking?
How did you enter this job?
How much do you get paid?
Are the women at your taste? Or do you need some viagra sometimes?
Do you shit/piss on some of the sub?

Masturbated into my friends salad when I in hs. She didn't know and ate the whole thing

SHIT/PISS? YOU ARE NOW TALKING MY LANGUAGE NIGGA! NIGGA YOU WANT POOP SEX NIGGA I AM VERY GOOD LOOKING NIGGA I GET PAID 12$ A SECOND NIGGA I WILLL GIVE YOU POOP NIGGA PLEASE NGIGA PLEASE
>EATS YOUR POOP
>POOPS IT OUT
>EATS IT
>3 YEAR OLD STARTS SCREAMING

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had 12 gf when 25.

niggas b like

niggas b like

I see this everyday. But what are you doing to follow your dreams.

Id be guilt ridden. But hot story bro.

What can I do? They run away if you so much as look at them.

I do this when I'm not in a relationship.
I got into it just by advertising myself one day.
In 24 hrs I was shared on social media getting instant publicly and had 4 inquiries.
The clients are at my discretion. I make them sign a confidentiality contract as well as a contract and a questionnaire.
If I choose to make money off the person, my rate is 100 a session.
I will not do any scat or piss.
I fulfill their fantasies.
They want me to be daddy, I'm daddy.
They want me to be Mr Grey, I'm that.
But I am a dom and not a sub.

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I'm a diaper boy slut and invite older men off fetlife to come over and spank me

Femanon here. Me too. 6 years ago there was a beast thread everyday. Read a story about some kid sneaking into his neighbors backyard and letting their dog fuck him. The detail got me so turned on.

That's cool.
I would like to "enter" the BDSM community but I don't know jack shit about it. Any tips?
Thank you for the previous answers

This was the post that started all of it

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really nigga? no poop nigga? really weak ass nigga? gay ass nigga? gay nigga? nigger? fuck you? nigger? rape? nigger rape? nigga poop rape?
>rapes poop aggresively

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Also probably wouldnt be into it lol. Got 75$ go to humain society. Get dog. Fuffil fantasies. Take dog back. Say it wasnt good match. Refund. Flex butthole.

poop nigga? gay ass poop ass nigga? really nigga? poop nigga? nigga? really nigga? poop sex nigga rape nigga? pee nigga?

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Where do I take the dog? Not my place, where pets aren't allowed, I hope.

Yeah that's pretty retarded.

I hate women so much. I am trying to make myself gay.
>Inb4 faggot

extremely jealous. can you give a greentext?

And how are you trying to do that?

I'm not involved with the BDSM community because I don't want people knowing who I am. But look online, just do a Google Search like (wherever you are) fetish community n see what comes up. You can find groups on fb. But I'm my own thing. I don't involve myself with all that. I'm going to sleep, I have my real job in the morning. If you have any questions, email@- itsyourdom@gmail .com have a good one, best of luck.

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casey, is that you?

I want sissy dick

thats fucking hawt

Molested my sister for three years

Anyone?

I too prefer masturbating to sex sometimes. If a girl is going to make it awkward to have sex or she smells or is fat, it grosses me out to the point where I wish I would have just stayed in the comfort of my room and wacked off.

Even when I'm dating a girl that I find attractive and have sex with a lot i still masturbate if she's gone for too long. Hell, if she leaves before round three and i'm still horny I'll masturbate. If she's on her way over and going to be another hour or two I'll jack off before she comes over.

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Is she single?
I love damaged girls.

Not at the moment she isn't

Fetlife is a pretty good place to start. Recon if gay.

one time when i was 15 i was top of my mother having sex (she was wearing her bra and a top still) and i asked her if she could pop her tits out so i could suck them and she said she would on condition that i did not suck them too hard. i agreed and she brought them out. came too fast after though from sucking her tits. lol

Nice dubs. Did you lick her poot?

I suck my cousins cock after he falls asleep

And how did you manage to fuck your mom?

Motel 6

I jacked off my uncles lab like 30 times in my teens.

Do they even allow pets? Throws the refund strategy under the bus.

I am part of a "human trafficking" network.

single mom. slept with her until i was 17. she used to come home around 2-3 am most times. she worked in a bar.

Sold my old laptop on Craigslist. Left a folder with my ex’s nudes on it

right on

Well only safe way to do it. You could drive to the woods or middle of no where. Bang it out. And bring back. But you risk a getting seen. Lol find a cave. The knot cave.

Why did you " " it. Like we dont know what it is? Or is it some weird shit. Details user

I'm obsessed with my wife's 3 younger sisters. I masturbate to their facebook and insta pics constantly, and get strangers to jerk for them too. I use their thongs to jerk off whenever I have the chance, I've cum on their toothbrushes, pissed in their mouthwash. I've had conversations with them while they unknowingly drink my cum in their morning coffee. If I got caught my marriage would be over but I don't think I'll ever stop.

Part of it how? Recruiter, client or merch?

>But you risk a getting seen
Nevermind that, I risk losing the dog.

Hes a slave

No, women only, mostly businesswomen, usually late thirties to early 50's.

Leash. I know cyotes would rstaer run/fight. So no chance there. Hey patents/room mates, i wanna get a dog. For.. protection...

Sometimes I fantasize about getting tricked or forced into getting fucked by a dog.

We don't really call it that. That's what it has been labeled.

I find vulnerable women and take them to India. They become unwilling organ donors.

Wtf is it with creeps pissing/cumming in stuff people use. Hurr durrr i shit in her pancakes. So hawwwt.

I smoked meth again after being clean a week. Damn this drug is a bitch to quit. All tied up in a sexual addiction too.

That brings the count to at least 4 of us in thread wanting to get knotted.

I have been driving around with an expired drivers license for over a year...got pulled over for RBT last week and I gave the cop the name and address of a guy I know who looks like me.

So far...no knocks at my door, no consequences. I know that soon the lie will be exposed...kind of excited about the prospect of getting away with it...and also truly dont give a fark if im found out.

I hope you die. And suffer the pain and fear that they and their families have then.

Like I told you in another thread, it makes things super weird later.

But here's something new: go for it.

Find someone on fet life who's into two types of knotting and suggest youre interested in it.

>Leash. I know cyotes would rstaer run/fight.
A lot of effort going into going into just getting fucked. At least a coyote is easier to explain (should I somehow get caught).

>Hey patents/room mates
That's not what it's about.

What caused the relapse

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Lol i dont think itd be easier to explain. Uhhh help? They are.... raping... me? Yeah raping my butt. Fkin cyotes

Mostly depression. I know though that as I come off this I will be more depressed than when I started out. Dumb addict behavior.

Nice. She hot?

Easier said than done. Besides, there's something of a fetish element to having it happened as fantasized.

O hope you also die. How dare you ruin my dreams that everythings real on here. Wait till santa hears about this.

I raped this chick back on new years at a random house party. she was super out of it but still tried to fight a little, it was fun

Compared to a domesticated dog wearing a leash while doing the same thing. A wild animal would be easier to explain (and probably less gentle in the process).

They don't suffer. I give them a drink spiked with nembutal and they never wake up. I have been forced to watch the procedure so I am just as guilty. I don't really have the stomach for it but it pays the bills.

Male or female?

Eh she was decent. 19 year old body and a cutie. Best was she was so innocent looking so not the type you expect to see posing spread eagle

im a femanon.

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Male

IT doesn't get much hotter than some chick taking a knot. My secret fetish

I constantly imagine enslaving my female friend and making her my personal fuck toy

post pic of her.

I wish I had friends

>Wait till santa hears about this.

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Keep your daughters away from spring break, festivals and raves.

What do you think happens to all those "missing" people?

i'll be your friend.

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Shes just so cute

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watch that edge faggot.

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There's an undeniable hurdle to overcome in the fleshy reality, yeah.

Its a bit of a burden with the consenting nonconsent play to boot. The best kinds of that blur lines of legality and decency, but are so incredibly rewarding and fulfilling... but one wrong step? Jail for one and unbelievable trauma for another. Not a good time.

Still though, if it weren't inconvenient, id abduct you and have a couple of dogs turn you into a proper bitch.

no she is not. she has a jew nose.

kill yourself you degenerate.

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You're right, but that would be hot.

Statistically, they turn up in the wilds raped and either dead, or near death. But with all there organs.

I usually rub one moments after coming inside gf. It’s just a pattern I have fallen into

Except for you. I hope to watch one of your kids gutted like a fish

Wrong.

I can't stop thinking about her

>Except for you. I hope to watch one of your kids gutted like a fish

t.not a 12 year old boy on the internet.

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Dont care. She's hot to me.
Want to make her my fuck toy

Naive Americans lol

Who else thinks off doing this?

Just every guy on the planet

Am i experiencing the Mandela effect, or is this actually from a music video, and if so, which?
I'm referring to the image

Stop it, you're scaring me with you hardcoreness

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its from a book in this universe, but in your universe its a music video.

I haven't touched my girlfriend in 6 months, because she have another boyfriend (my best friend), and as her daddy, he don't allow me to touch her at all.
Sometimes I don't know how to feel about it, but if it's what she wants, I don't really mind, because I love her so much.

How would you enslave a girl?

>greentext that shit!

Woah. I didnt say i was going to do it. I just hope if it was true hed have to suffer

>be a different time
>be good looking.
>have car.
>have money to spend.

Like I said before, they don't suffer.

At this point I expect some people to know this, I'm the guy who is love with a cousin. We met when. We were teenagers now I'm 21 and she is 20, I'm in America and she is in Europe with his Russian bf you k kw the rest!
Well I got some update I was feeling really depressed because people at my lab have lost respect to me and was actually feeling suicidal. I wanted to talk to her about how I was feeling in case I did something stupid and I almost said I still like her. I did something less autistic and mentioned to her that we never discussed that I used to like her, she knew this, and that I wanted to know how she felt about that because I felt hurt that she could have feel disgusted about it. Well she said she didn't and that she only felt sad because she didn't feel the same and couldn't reciprocate.
Anyway I thought it wa pretty sweet of her to say that and be there for me when I was feeling really down. Still wished to know how would have she reacted if I said I like you but maybe in the future if I'm desperate enough.
P.S she still wants to visit me or that I visit her.

She totally thinks you're a creeper

I don't think so she texts me at least once a week and tells me how she is and how are things going over there.

>>Well she said she didn't and that she only felt sad because she didn't feel the same and couldn't reciprocate.

Creeper

Fell in love with a girl in an incest survivor support group.

Were both married but we keep hooking up. Our spouses aren't happy about it, but none of us want to change our situation.

Mods mods mods that's yotsuba

I've been having sex with the married woman next door to me for 4 months. Her husband has no idea.

MODS MODS MODS

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I prematurely orgasm, so I prefer escorts to dating. Ive probably spent $35,000 on sex with prostitutes in the last 10 years.

cheap. how many diseases are you carrying?

Well time will tell if what I said will ruin my relationship with her, but for now it seems that it isn't the case. I guess I'm something of a creeper because of my feelings for her, but for almost 6 years I've kept a really good relationship with her, how many can say they talk with another cousin every week even when you haven live in the same continent for the last 3 year, so I don't say that ending any time soon.

>Be me, 16-ish virgin.
>Spend the weekend with my 20 y/o brother and his 19 y/o gf.
>Gf is a 7/10, but with perky small tits, just like I want them.
>They live in a 1 room apartment, with small kitchen and tiny bathroom, so we sleep in the same room.
>Pretend to be asleep. Hear them have sex. Fap in silence.
>Later that night, hear them snore.
>Still have massive boner. Sneak out of bed.
>Look at girl’s tits, hidden only by T-shirt.
>Can’t resist urge and touch them with one hand.
>With other hand drop boxers and stroke boner.
>All blood flows to cock, leaving brain short of oxygen.
>Get down on knees and slowly pull her T-shirt up.
>Expose tits.
>Dick diamonds.
>Touch bare tits with both hands.
>Start kissing boobs and sicking nipple.
>Girl wakes up.
>I freeze like an idiot.
>Sit there on my knees, with boxers around one ankle, boner sticking forward like a rifle.
>Finally get up and run out of room into kitchen.
>Stand there trying to catch my breath while heart tries to escape from chest.
>Boner still rock hard.
>Realise boxers must be on the floor somewhere.
>Girl enters kitchen, holding boxers in her hand.
>Prepare to be scolded at.
>Instead girl looks at boner, smiles, hands me boxers and kneels down in front of me.
>Grabs dick and starts jerking me of.
>Cum quickly, shooting several ropes over her shoulder, hitting cabinet.
>End up dripping all over her hand and arm.
>Girl gets up with big smile, washes hands and leaves kitchen.
>I catch my breath, clean up myself and kitchen.
>Put on boxer and go back to bed.
>Following morning we pretend nothing happened.
>When I leave she says “bye sweety”
>Never talk about this again.

How much did you make per night?

None. Always protected, always safe. I always research my service provider and stay away from any that offer bare services. Avoid street whores and the younger trafficked girls and things are pretty safe.

It was that time to say goodbye
she picked up my hand and told me why
you are so damn nice
babe let me give some advice
she told my about times when I was weak
I didn't stand up and act like a geek
She said I think you know
That honey it's time to let go

So why don't you put another drink on my tab
So I can stay here until she's back
So why don't you put this one last drink on my tab
So I can stay here until she's back
But she's not coming back

So now I sit here to drown my pain
I guess you have heard the same old same
I should just try to see
If it really was meant to be
I know that my life was one big mess
And she was under a lot of stress
But it's so damn hard
For me to let go I hope she knows

So why don't you put another drink on my tab
So I can stay here until she's back
So why don't you put this one last drink on my tab
So I can stay here until she's back
But she's not coming back
No she's not coming back

So why don't you put another drink on my tab
So I can stay here until she's back
So why don't you put this one last drink on my tab
So I can stay here stay here
Put this one last drink on my tab
But she's not not coming back
No she''s not coming back

Haha what state? Sounds like some midwest shit.

You know some girls have a thing for guys like you.

700$ per night, 800$ if it was on my off nights. I don't even have debts anymore.

Good guess user! MO

>be me
>be turned on by feeling fooled
>each year april fools day comes around
>suspend all social activities afraid of pranks
>worried someone could unintentionally give me a raging hardon and an unforgettable sexual memory

>also be turned on by costumes
>I love clown costumes
>fantasize about a girl pranking me on april fool's day then giving me a clown nose to wear in public as a punishment

>april 1st
>actually buy a clown costume
>got a red nose, a wig and a huge bowtie
>undress and put them on
>squirty flower hardon
>start looking for april fools themed JOI
>everything's behind a paywall and I'm not prepared to give my credit card details to some shady porn sites
>sad clown
>lament my extremely specific fantasy nobody shares

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im in iowa and doing the same

I wanna become a girl's breeding "bitch"

meet a lot of hook ups in sex abuse groups too. Hypersexualization is common. Sad, but a sick silver lining.

Fucked my mom while she was drunk

Hahah what city? I'm in Lees Summit.

brother...

Well that's rape

I fucked my girl outside a high school very quickly while my friends walked around the track. The school was closed and I came inside her. Happened last year honestly

And people are calling me a creep m, when there's people like you

Live to 45, eat unhealthy foods, don't exercise, and your dreams will come true

Hey my enslaving buddy from last post.

I love fapping on omegle and similar sites. Do it all the time.

Is it still a secret if there's 10 thousand of you online at any time?

Had 2 black guys over to fuck my mom who I got super drunk and high

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I had a girlfriend she was 15 and in high school and I was 22, her. Mother knew about us and was okay with us dating. What she didn’t know is that she didn’t go to school sometimes so I can fuck her mexican pussy and cum in her daughter throat. She was a chunky girl but we had a lot of fun together. Even fucked her in the kitchen of her house. I should have gotten her pregnant so we would stay together. But we broke up

So where do I sign up?

I think it would be super hot to see nudes a girl I know on /b. That's the only reason I come back

Molested my dog in high school

Fantasize about dominating and impregnating friends wife

I think you and I talked about last one. I just remember I saw a teacher I knew once. But no nudes and it was her husband posting them or something.

I guess even if they weren't nudes I just want to recognize some one

Didnt the OP ask for retarded secrets?

All you gave us was, sexual frustation and make belief sexual stories fantasies. The blacks and latinos must really be taking all available pussy in the USA, leaving you to wonder and fantasise and incest.
Greetings from Australia.

I know what you mean man one day. Maybe yet if you have a friends tell about Yea Forums but say you post. Just say you seen some crazy shit on their. I might do that and see if anything appears

I've had someone recognize a girl I posted once

>Fake stories

If you're gonna nay-say everyone's secrets, then what the fuck is the point of posting the secrets?

I'm in a 7yo relationship and fooling around with a waitress from a few towns away who's also in a long term relationship. No sex, just kissing and being intimate. Feelings are probably involved, but neither of us will break up. It sucks to be a dickhead like this, but whatever.

My best friend asked me to house sit for her and her husband. Their house was a mess, random crap everywhere. Her panties were in the front room and I came in them and put them back where they were. Idk if she knew

>gfs niece is staying with us for the weekend
>she is young
>my gf is petite and skinny and they are about the same size
>sleeping at night i feel movements on bed that partially wake me up but didn't give much attention
>morning wake up and have a huge hard on
>turn around and start cuddling my gf and legit rubbing my dick on her ass
>impossible not to feel it
>take out my dick through my boxers and line it up between her ass cheeks
>start moving in and out basically dry humping her inner thighs/pussy
>she is still asleep
>finally take her hand and place it on my dick
>hear a huge gasp and takes her hand immediately
>i thought it was weird so for revenge i put my hand in her pajamas and start rubbing her pussy and asshole
>i was still sleepy with no eyes opened but i was so fucking horny i wanted to shove it in
>slipped down her pajamas a bit but i was feeling she was holding them up
>i told her numerous times i don't like her when she is playing hard to get so i got angry and just spit on my hand with my god awful morning breath saliva and rubbed my dick
>was trying to get in for and unhealthy amount of time
>finally fucking open my eyes and get on top of her to fuck her properly
>as i get up i feel a second body on the bed
>look behind me and it's my gf sleeping
>realising wtf was happening, my erection went for vacation
>cold sweat
>sick in my stomach
>fortunately, niece was face covered with the blanket so didn't get to see if she was awake or not
>100% she wasn't

I love dressing up fem and finding guys to suck off and give me facials on grindr

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I find it fascinating to look at everyday guys my age (late teens early 20s) naked or partially naked.

Pics of niece.
Did she ever tell gf or anyone?

maybe we should trade moms

Still here user? What city? Kansas city area?

Thought there would be at least one other person into that. Prolly near impossible to find irl here

not posting pictures
as far as i know she didn't tell anyone at the time
broke up with gf 2 years ago

My big sister is looking for some boys who will stretch me out, prolly because she's tired of practicing on me :(

Recently had MMF threesome with my gf and her ex boyfriend. It's all I can think about

I'm secretly a huge Katy Perry fan. Nobody irl knows.

I'm a sub bottom aide you will have to do the stretching on me

I guess there are no people with organs available...have to fly them in at great expense of time and money.

Found nudes of my sister, sent them to guys from her school and a bunch of our creepy neighbours. When it got around to her she naturally assumed her bf spread them since that's who she sent them to and they broke up

and you're not sharing here? fuck you.

Anyone who has ever liked any of Katy Perrys awful "music", is retarded and beyond salvation...should be euthanised.

or at least forced to have a vasectomy.

Kekekekekekekek

Your mom is Caitlyn Jenner?

The way I understood it, they do all the recruiting themselves.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\6H9PzSX

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i jizzed in the pot of noodles from the sister of my ex.....
the next day the sister eats the whole pot.. not a single noodle left...

That's not what this thread is? The point was sending directly to people that know her, no interest in posting them here

idk if my bepis can even get that stiff anymore but I would love to try. Can we take turns?

Kekekek because there are no vulnerable poor women already in fucking India

LARP much?

>thinks secret threads aren't just another form of fap thread

newfag.

[Citation needed]

Lol nah

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Test

why didn't you just fuck her?

because none of this is true, just an elaborate addition to the brain washing cult of Yea Forums

yeah but what are they trying to brainwash us into believing?

it's *insert your tin foil hat conspiracy group here*'s attempt to make the average white guy think they're actually super small and inferior to blacks. Nationally blacks are like... .2 inches bigger than whites on average.

Yea Forums offers some one the ability to hand pick the 1% of huge dicks in the world which is still a big number to pick from and play it off like it's "average" because most of the dumb fucks that visit this site can't see past their own insecurities.

Literally endless research from various organizations to prove this otherwise but we're so beaten down by porn and shit like this site that we're either just "accepting" it or angry and troll others to bring them down to that same anger level because humans are shitty like that.

This thread will be 404'd soon though. last one I made a similar statement on that was less than 20 minutes old but very active post-wise did as soon as I posted.

Mods are in on it bro.

I did 9/11

and that's 0.2 not 2 inches.

Most likely russians, they have factories in order to spread racial discord to divide populations. I n fact this whole thread I think is full of made up degeneracy for some purpose, or maybe i'm just being paranoid

that's why there's almost 6 "jealous white boi" threads on this site at any given time.

>dat reading comprehension

idk comrade, I'm pretty sure I'm actually a degenerate tranny, but I'll check again

I wore my underwear backwards once

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how was it? my ex is interested for me to join her and her bf. I'm nervous

When I was 15 I used some kind of bean pod, it was a huge one, like 1.5 inches wide (some exotic shit idk) to fuck my asshole in front of a webcam to get off with some girl who wanted to femdom me.

I didn't cum and she most probably was a he

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I've felt the warm, smooth and firm carress of a dog tongue on my cock and balls, to completion.

Yes indeed. She's too good to not share

I fuck your mother in her sleep tonight

awww, did you ever find your femdomme to put bean pods in your ass?

You don’t belong here

When i was 18 i cut our recently divorced 42 year old neighbor woman`s grass. She paid me with sex and made me call her mom when she used me as a sex toy.

If true, awesome my man

How fucking dumb do you have to be to get tricked into sucking a cock....Jesus Christ I fucking despair for this species.

masturbate on rekt post

>How fucking dumb do you have to be to get tricked into sucking a cock

Depends on whether the subject is intoxicated, or if there's a reasonable belief there'd be no cocksucking in the future. Spare us your attitude, dumbass.

*organ harvesting intensifies*

hey one time I fucked ur mom lel

>oopsie-blowie

" " are because I only traffic niggas

>Spare us your attitude, dumbass.

I want to seduce my best friend who is also a male,any advice?

just do the no homo thing. Wanna cuddle, no homo? Wanna kiss no homo? Wanna suck each other off, no homo?

Won't work sadly

then just get him really drunk

I used to fuck my high school girlfriend in a confessional at the church near school since we had nowhere else to go. Once the lights came on, and you could see people walking by. A service started, and we snuck out through the side. Not sure if anyone saw us leaving.

He doesn't drink alcohol so

Used to fuck my hs in my car in the church parking lot. Made it hot cause we could have got caught

*hs gf

I want to be fucked doggie style side by side with my wife

user, that's called sexual attraction

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>130 lbs.
Christian grey wasnt a child.

Fat for a child

a guy sent me 7 or 8 videos of him rubbing his cock to my trap pics this morning c: i love knowing he used me

I think there's chemistry between me and my lab partner, problem is we're both in relationships

wtf do I do

Just fuck her already.

Fuck on the side.

proof?

Yeah I know that but part of it is just interest in the aesthetic appeal of the human body at that age.

Not really a secret. I've had 2 girlfriends so far and I didn't fuck either of them because I'm keeping my virginity for someone who I actually love. My brother thinks I'm a faggot what do you think guys?

I fed my little sister and her daughter my jizz once. It was so hot to see.