The infinite pizza slice

>you will never eat the infinite pizza slice
>even if you could find the infinite pizza slize, you could not begin to contain it in your mouth
>even if you could begin to contain it in your mouth, you could not swallow the ultimate pizza slice
>even if you could swallow some of the infinite pizza slice you cannot swallow all of the infinite pizza slice
>even if you swallowed all of the infinite pizza slice your stomach would explode from the infinite pizza slice
>even if your stomach didn't explode from the infinite pizza slice you would be constipated by the infinite pizza slice
>even if you were not constipated by the infinite pizza slice you would be shitting out the infinite pizza slice for the rest of your life
>even if you finished shitting the infinite pizza slice, there would still be more infinite pizza slice to eat so you could not declare yourself consumer of the infinite pizza slice
>even if you consumed the infinity of the infinite pizza slice nobody knows what would happen next and probably it would be bad so dont do this

The infinite pizza slice

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WTF dude WTF

Dude! O_O

>even if you could find the infinite pizza slice.
>implying you found it cause you're telling us about it.
>fake news

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i like pozza

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If the infinite pizza slice is a physical entity then why am I not covered in pizza? If it's infinite then it must be anywhere and everywhere. is the universe made of pizza am I pizza my life is a lie

>If it's infinite then it must be anywhere and everywhere
you could fit in an infinite pizza slice in an infinite universe and still have room for other stuff too

sorry, I ate the infinite pizza.

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Could I fit an infinite number of infinite pizza slices in an infinite universe?

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nice double dubs

that's pretty deep for just pizza tbh, but im sure it's worth it! plz figure out the answer so we could all benefit from it

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(nice dubs)
Only if they're not too densely infinite for the cardinality of that universe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinality#Infinite_sets

If your pizza slice has standard pizza slice width and height but is infinitely long but your universe is infinite in all three dimensions you could.
you could both stack them infinitely high and place infinitely many side by side. so you would have infinity x infinity number of infinite pizza slices which is far too many if you ask me

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I mean cici is essentially infinite pizza 5.99

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I'm with you up until that last part
You're on your own with that one bucko

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pizza is unhealthy.

>>even if you consumed the infinity of the infinite pizza slice nobody knows what would happen next and probably it would be bad so dont do this
probably make a black hole, thats what happens when yoi break the universe right?

how much dimes costs one infinite pizza?

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>tfw you cannot and will never ead the infinite pizza slice
>seething

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oke then i'll have 2 thanks

this needs a bump
>shitting out the infinite pizza slice for the rest of your life
how much shit before your shit turns into a nutron star?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIANGLES