What's she like Yea Forums? Tell me all about her

She my best friend. I've known her for a decade. We love one another. But we probably will never be together as long as our current partners are here.

5 more years until wizardhood

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On a bad day, easily annoyed, short tempered, super fucking annoying and gets on my nerves.

On a good day, caring, sweet, very horny, really cute and giddy.

Why become a wizard when you can become a monk?

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God speed virgin bro. Puss is overrated anyway. Enjoy your wizard powers for me

I’ve only talked to her twice but she’s pretty

honestly glad i tried dating apps, she changed my entire mind about internet dating, even though she lives an hour away i can now relate to people like that now. she is the sweetest person i know, she genuinely cares about my friends and my friends like her too. she is amazing, and i couldnt ask for anyone better.

Nice

who

she used to wake me up when I fell asleep in our chair by laying her back on my legs and shoving my face between her thighs
I don't know why she stopped I'll have to un-stop that

shes my mom

Nice! My wife loves having me use her ass/thighs as a pillow. Yeah you do that

girlfriend's tits are like a door
they're just nipples, so I've never been able to live out my dream of sleeping on tiddies
I should sleep on her ass one of these days, I'll bet the shit is cash
not feces

bit more slutty this evening than usural

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We talking like plank of wood flat here?

Server filled with lonely kinky slutty egirls with daddy issues

https discord..gg
/PdMsWwn

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It is! Her ass is literally 'pillow soft' How's your gfs ass?

Wtf you doing here then???

a minuscule amount of more tits than a trap

her ass is the unicorn meat of ass
it's like a regular ass, but as if it was massaged for ten hours beforehand so all of the muscles are loosened up and my hand just sinks into it

If you ask me, you got the better deal. I've always liked small boobs the best. Are they sensitice?

Jeesh user sounds like my wifes. Seriously do yourself a favor and sleep on that bubbly squishy booty

Same my wife is Asian and hates her small tits but I prefer smaller

>sensitice
I like breasts slightly on the larger side or smaller side, but not the inbetweens.
I'd say they're more sensitive than most breasts, but that's just me.

I shall this night, she's somewhere in my house doing something tonight and spending the night

.....shit your right thanks for the advice user

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It's been 2.5 years since I last saw her, can barely remember her voice

Go plunder the booty user!

I literally do not remember writing >sensitice
Is Yea Forums lingo becoming part of my brain?

She's WAY smarter than I am. Loves Shakespeare and back scratches, and is witty as hell. Kiss her under her ear, and she just melts. She's tender and sweet when we're together, but a cold, hard bitch to the rest of the world. I love that; I feel honored to be on her sweet-side.
I'm falling for her hard, and I pray every night she feels the same.

Nice give her booty a pat for me. Just a tip if she has yoga pants have her wear those

Propose.

Which one?

The fantasy or the one I'm with?

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I hope you make that very clear to her how much you like them.
Typos are a bitch. Me personally, I like boobs that are on the lower side of average. Of course, boobs are boobs, they're great by default, but I would choose small boobs over big boobs every time.

this
can do, and thank you for the tip

I do! All the time but it just doesn't really seem to help.

Who?

Thanks and np! Enjoy that sweet bootylicious pillow

Big boobs can become a waste after a certain amount of meat, you only need enough to wrap around your dick and anything else is just extra,

typed this with my eyes closed btw, thought you should know that

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Believe me, I would if I could.
I plan on holding on to her as long as I can.
I know she's something special...

Well, at least she knows you like them a lot. To be honest, I think it's cute that some girls with small boobs are kinda self-concious about it.

Same, big boobs are great when they're 15 years old but once they get 30 they start to sag... ohhh, highschool. Ill miss you so much.

Why not?

She comes from another nation called imagination

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>loves Shakespeare
Good luck with that heartbreak Romeo. If she was a theatre/drama bitch gtfo the second things seem odd/off. Chances are she's on to the next. Those bitches desire new hopeless romantics without abandon. Don't be me. Still not over mine from almost 4 years ago.

o7 trust a stranger, please brother

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ok this is not her, I'm in two threads at once and they're mixing in my brain because I'm moderately intoxicated
but enjoy this picture

I agree.
See, small tits are the 200 IQ choice. We're playing the long game.

I just want her back.
I married her, fell into depression, and only recently got a job again.
She was so patient for two years, but I wasn't able to get on my feet fast enough.
I think she's leaving me soon, and it hurts to think about.

The only real one out here

check em
I don't know if they count

Yup! Big titty niggas have it coming for them... when they're 30 years old and they look over and see titties hanging on the ground like black people's knuckles, they will realise how smart we were.

Yeah one time she was naked in front of the mirror with me back hugging her and I flicked her nipples and said "perfect" and she vehemently shook her head and said "too small" you'd think it would be cute but ut fan get annoying quick

I mean, slightly off, but will take.

We're both still in college; we're a bit too young for makin' moves like that.
Also, money.

Let her know you intend to marry her. I told my now wife that.

As long as she's not dumb enough to get implants you're okay. Implants are the ugliest thing on planet Earth. I would rather have a girl perfectly flat chested then look at implants.

My first love, never felt this way about anyone, not sure what makes me so obsessed with her. She's attractive but not overly so, decent personality, laughs as shitty Facebook memes. But she's just amazing. We would text everyday from when we woke up to when we went to sleep.

I decided to write her letter a while back because I decided that was better than just telling her in person. I asked her what she thought of the idea but made it seem like it was another girl, and when she asked for details I described her but made it somewhat vague.

I gave it to her and she flat out yelled "NO! NO user! NO!" That shit hurt. She wouldn't text me for a few weeks after that. It's been a few months, and it's still only a few sentences a day.

That ia my biggest fucking regret. Fuck why did I do that shit.

I've thought about that..
I'm still gonna hold-out and see where it goes.
I'd rather live with the memories and heartbreak than nothing at all.

Naaah b, wait until you're almost out of college. Or completely out of college. Don't get her all hyped up if she's going to have to wait 5 or 6 years. Only thing saying that's going to get is one quick fuck.

Yeah right
Very based

She's not going to and she's never suggested it though she has said she hopes they get bigger when we have kids. I wholeheartedly agree. Implants are just revolting

They don't but damn was I close.
Sometimes they get luck though and they're still firm well into their 50's. Either way though, I'm glad to see another man of culture.
I suppose I think the concept is cute rather than how it is in practice. Guess I just like the idea of making someone feel like they're perfect the way they are, even if they themselves don't buy it.

See, that natural growth actually looks nice, and it's not like they'll grow a huge amount. How small are they, exactly?

Literally who?

She's perfect. Smart, funny, beautiful. It's why I married her and why I plan on spending the rest of my life with her

that message:
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

How old are the kids?

>she comes from another nation called imagination

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She's beautiful, funny and smart. She's the sweetest girl outside, and the biggest slut in my bed. She's way out of my league, but she loves me, and I love her.

Oh I make her feel like a queen and sometimes I wonder if it's not just attention fishing. She's really proud of her big ass so I always compliment that

Smart, funny, and remarkably attractive. Issue is she has date tomorrow so I wanna shoot myself.

She's married.

>inb4 cuck the husband

Bump

A cup, don't know anything more than that. There's some fat but not that much.

>imagination
>nation
didnt expect that

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Mh

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Smart, smaller tits (a plus), and a nice ass. Sad this is she's underaged. Good thing is, shes only 1 year younger than me. If I'm 18, and shes 17, is there any legal issue I can have incase of a bad break up, or accidental pregnancy? Shouldnt happen but... idk

Well if I'm being honest get nudes so you at least have something to blow a load to once in a while. Even though that can be a very indifferent experience in itself. Nothing is worse than pouring your soul into someone who'll drop you at the option of the "next best thing". I salute your endeavors as I felt the same way, but that strain is fucking real even to this day. Here; have a pic of her, because fuck that bitch.

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a cunt.

She has a sculpted figure which is twine-thin. Her waist is tapered and she has a burnished complexion. A pair of arched eyebrows looking down on sweeping eyelashes. Her delicate ears frame a button nose. A set of dazzling, angel-white teeth gleam as she gently smiles which can be felt from miles away. It's always a pleasure to see her flowing, moon shadow-black hair. Her enticing, constellation-blue eyes gaze. Her lips tasting strawberry sweet when I kiss her. She has a bouncy personality and a sugary voice, which I adore. Not content to be just another drone, she wore vibrant clothes to express her innermost joyous emotions. It's too bad she's gone tho. Always overstay your welcome Yea Forums.

It might be, but I personally wouldn't mind since we'd both get something out of it.
That's about perfect, imo.

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Right? I don't understand the obsession with big boobs. They don't look good after 25 but a big booty that's something else. Yeah I love complimenting her, she gets all coy and blushes (except for her boobs)

She used to be great, but now post-three kids, she's a fat retard that spends her day eating and bitching about things. She'd be a tyrant if she had any power, but unfortunately for her, she's a fucking dope and can't do anything beyond trying to withhold sex or threaten divorce once a week, both of which I stopped caring about years ago. Just a few days ago, she threatened divorce if I don't buy a house, and sat there staring at me in slackjawed confusion when I told her I'm never going to buy a house so long as she's married to me specifically because she keeps threatening divorce.

The flatter the better, if you ask me.

>This thread

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What letter does her name start with?

pretty perfect but i think i scare her

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perhaps you should leave

Imaginary. T-T

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same, friend

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Sweet, funny, caring, thinks im the greatest thing ever for some reason. Pussy tastes good, petite slightly chubby, younger then me. Has 2 kids and I don't even care. I haven't known her that long but I know I'm going to marry her.

there is one girl in my psych class that is really cute, she laughed at a joke i said once and smiles at me before class but im too shy to actually talk to her because i have no topics to talk to her about and my heart gets really fast when im around her.

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And what, never see my kids again while paying for them+her alimony? Fuck that shit. I actually enjoy hanging out with my kids, which is why she keeps threatening to take them away anytime she wants something.

She has been always nice to me.
But I feel like piece of shit next to her.

Don't try to find things to talk about. relax. That's why you fail to keep a conversation going, because you are too busy trying to think about what to say. Just follow your mind and it will select things to say, don't try to lead your mind. Don't think too much or you will make everything complicated.

Listen to what your mind brings up about what is said and say it.

I hope I am making some sense

I understand, but can you elaborate for a fellow?

no i dont have problems talking to people, i have problems starting to talk to people. like if i just walk up to her and go "hey im user nice to meet ya! so hows your day going?" it will be weird and not really a good first impression. she sits in the back and i sit in the front and when she had laughed at my joke it was overhearing it i didnt tell her it directly

Ah, Well you just got to be on the look out for a good opportunity to interact with her. If she's talking with someone you are familiar with you can talk to them and move on to talking to her for example. But if you are good you could just walk up and talk without it being awkward or odd or too obvious.

idk dude i have picked up drinking alone at night i think ill stick to that instead of talking to her

sweet, needy and the only real relationship I ever had my entire life. anyways I took off any trace of her so I can get on with my life. at this age I can get over shit like this no problem at all. I'm just numb to it all after the fact

that was last year, I moved to a new city and I haven't made the time for dating someone new since I got here in september

Your brain will have thoughts about what is being said if you listen to the speaker whether you try to or not, as long as you listen. What people who stall and have nothing to say are doing is they are trying to force up a response, so they are ignoring the natural thoughts that arise that give you subject matter because they direct their attention into trying to artificially generate a response rather than directing their attention to what thoughts the persons words brings up.
You should try not to care too much about how you are perceived

one step at a time, find the opportunity to talk to er one of these days.

ask her about her life and pretend to be sooooo interested about her.
what she wants in life, what she likes to do in hr free time, what she's studying for. shell tell you why and what draws her towards to make a living off whatever. its not hard, its just that most of these twats are all the fucking same and uninteresting.
its an easy guess that you seem really fucking starved, try using the same cards with another one from your other classes the more you do it the more it gets easier and well you start going out and find more about one another. its not hard, I understand how you feel.

i can't talk to her once but we make stare at one another and she makes my heart fucking melt

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My wife? Cute, but clueless. Forgets things and can't keep the place clean if her life depended on it. She is NOT fit to be a mother, yet I want a child. She is also a bit chubby and won't do anything about it on her own, I'd have to forcefully change our diet and go to the gym.

The girl I'm crushing on? Beautiful, fit (but not in an overdone way). Smart. Productive. Can take initiative and doesn't depend on others for smallest decisions. She is wonderful with kids and the way she just beams up when she sees one tells me she'd be a lovely mother.

Breaking up with my wife would kill her though, and besides all her flaws, I do care about her.

Ok but you aint going to get her that way and girls you pick up at a bar drinking are only looking for cock and will jump on to the next cock when they had enough of yours. Usually won't last, but if you are just looking to screw around then that's obviously the best way.

so why even get married in the first place you fucking loser

test

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reeee

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and what your story with this woman

Shes the most caring, funy, and sweetest person ive met. Convinced me to go to counseling to get better and shes the best

this described me for three years. decided not to settle. moved out and working out. even if I die single and alone, the self respect ive gained from taking back my life was worth it.

is right

Don't be retarded.

You have no fucking clue if you are compatible with the girl you are crushing on, and it is also extremely likely that she will change once she has you secured. Almost every pretty girl on Earth seems like wife material at first glance, especially when your spiced up biochemistry does more of the talking than your cognitive processing.

You know that you are compatible with your wife, despite her flaws. You have flaws too.

Do not fuck up your entire marriage because you haven't yet learned that the grass is rarely, if ever, greener on the other side.

And if you have a child, raise that sucker yourself. Let your wife do the easy work while you do the real raising.

Again, don't be retarded. You're bordering on full retard with statements like these.

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she's black and about 29.3 inches long, she's a little front heavy but also has some storage room in her rear if you know what I mean. She's loud and spits fire. She's a Mk18 mod0

>Smart frog poster

i dont think u understand the joke, i was saying i will drink myself into an early death instead of having the courage to talk to her. its a really simple joke dude i even got trips cmon keep up

She saved my life. I was going to shoot up my school about 3 years back and I decided since it's my last year I might as well go in and talk to her. We became great friends and not long we dated. I lost my v card to her and even had a reason to keep living. Thanks to her I feel new. I'm thinking positive and there's nobody I want to be with than her.

Because I was shortsighted. We had to marry or go separate ways. Didn't want the latter.

Selfless and sweet, but knows to take no shit.

Oh right, I thought you were saying you went out alone and picked up girls.

Just b ur self m8
She won't bite you, probably. You just casually talk to them if you ever have an excuse to, and then you get to know them the more you interact

How lame. U were gonna shoot up your school and just because you got some pussy you didn’t? Imagine actually being like this.

Trips of truth.

Been contemplating that path myself. I know that if I do decide to do something, it's not gonna guarantee anything. At best I'll be free to steer the ship where I want it.

But it's not an easy decision to make.

What state do you live in? If you record her threats and attitude and threats of keeping the kids away from you, plus her lack of any incentive to do anything but leech off of you she could get nothing in the divorce. Especially if you have proof you can care for the kids and afford a life for them (house, food, clothes.)

Shes drop dead cute and just the right amount of autistic

>Wanted to shoot up the school because he wasn't getting pussy.
Faggot

she's cute

this is.. Light Yagami and who?

She is so emotional, and at the same time purports to be the hyper logical and reason based decision maker. She talks to me rudely but then says its only because she finds putting emotion into her voice exausting, and knows I will put up with it while others wont. She is also the love of my life and I'm going to marry her.

Cute, submissive, loving and the most supportive person around. You tell her your goals she'll support you every step of the way, and compliment everything about you while she's at it. Tell her she's beautiful and she'll squirm and giggle as she hugs you tight. She's kinky in bed but loving and cute after. She's immensely loyal.

She has a nice ass too.