What was life like before the internet?

What was life like before the internet?

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I had to jerk off to the Sears Catalog and copies of Cosmopolitan

better

I had a lot more hobbies back before the internet. Right at the time the internet started becoming popular I restored motorcycles, made woodblock carvings for prints, fishing, dirtbiking, i even took some crochet classes with my girlfriend. Now i just chuck wads to straight shota porn.

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These are incredibly true. Life has been meaningless distraction since.

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Are you two married now?

simpler
the internet is awesome tho

So much better. Less time wasted. People were also way harder to trick. Nowadays thanks to internet, every bit of deviance and stupidity can be portrayed as normal and opinions can be made dominate based on the number of shills purchased. Yes in the past you could pay for advertisement but it was seen as advertisement. On the internet, most of the advertisement is disguised as personal opinions of individuals which plays havoc on people's ability to judge commonality of thought

No. Just the straight shota now.

We hung out getting drunk inrl.

There was no instant gratification. People had more patience.

Jerk off to penthouse in Barn&nobles bathroom, and dumpster dive looking for porn and games. Before that I jerkoff to old bitches excersing on WEDU Channel in the morning and to Sailormoon intro every morning before school. Jerk off on school bus while watching the titsof a girl next to me bounce. Then basketball and doing bmx tricks. Got my bike stolen while playing Descent game in CompUsa.

Much calmer...I do miss the early years of the World Wide Web though, goofy creative junk and fan sites. Now it's mostly ads, conspiracies, and differing forms of entertainment sites...

Imagine the following: There once existed a time where you had to actually seek out information that you needed. The only source of information we trusted was lived experience because that's all we had. We were all blissfully ignorant. The world was MUCH smaller. Now information finds you. It seeks you out. At any point in your life have you ever thought about what d-list celebrities from 30 years ago looked pre and post plastic surgery? Well too bad. Here are hi-def pictures front and center of your screen when all you wanna do is check your e-mail. Did you want to know recipes for Middle Eastern cuisine? No? Too fucking bad. Here's an ad for it on Facebook. It's bizarre that we are actually more ignorant today and our time is being wasted and lost, not because of restricted information, but rather because we are bombarded with too much of it and we don't know what to do with it all.

1000% this

>I had to jerk off to the Sears Catalog and copies of Cosmopolitan
This..

Yeah the bra section was great.

JC Penny was also good.

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Wow, you too?

On the flip side, some truths are easier to spread. I've been reading more and more science journals on cancer from caramel color, aspartame, etc... I bet Coca-Cola and Pepsi would shut that shit down hard back in the 80s.

fewer niggers

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Cover of my first love.

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To google something, you had to physically go to a building in your town called the "public library", and look up the topic in a big chest full of small cards arranged alphabetically. There you would get a number like 973.2 and you'd have to go into rows of books that were arranged numerically, and find that numbered book. Then you had to look within that book by going to an "index" at the back. The whole process took 1 or 2 days to complete just for one lookup.

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Fellow oldfag that bated to Sears and Penny's catalogs in the early 80's. The pre-internet era was like today but it took longer to find information and women weren't retards with a phone bolted to their skull. Women were always retards, but social media has fucked them up beyond all recognition.

i remember moe saying something similar on the simpsons, didnt really understand it until now

Yep. If you wanted to know something, you either had to look it up in a book, ask someone who knew, or....live without knowing.

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That blonde slut is hot af.

Cruise around town, chase girls, party

Loved her back in the day. Here, have some 1980's.

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We were all outdoors more often... it really was easier, simple.

You were allowed to be a straight white male

People numbed their brain playing stickhoop uphill both ways all day

Checked

Fucking awesome, you didnt have loads of liberal couch potatoes ganging up on the internet to make themselves feel empowered.

My mom didn't get Sears but She did get cosmo and my sister got seventeen, victoria secret and other fashion mags, i'd usually wait till they tossed them in the trash to get my fap on. My mom caught me digging through the trash one night looking for the latest victoria secret.

Tapenga is best grill, fuck shovelface clarissa

Actually women adopted traditional useful roles and didn't complain about how legitimately strong and necessary they were grandpa sperg

>1 to 2 days
Kek

Seriously though libraries were great. At least when you got the book/information you could generally trust its reliability. It wasnt circular internet reporting. Snd citations, and important journals articles werent behind paywalls.

Fucking porn is on point now though.

Topanga was and always will be a hobbit tier fat trailer park version of Miss Piggy.

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They were all indoors smoking pot and sewing drug rugs

You could fuck a girl who wasn't already in porn.

You could go through your day without finding out what some dildo cooked for dinner. You actually had some privacy and you could disappear without worrying about your phone going off and you had an excuse. You didn't see everyone with their faces stuffed in their phone. The worlds a different place now. Although now I can watch movies while I take a shit that's pretty kewl

There was a lot less shaving of body hair, particularly pubic hair in women. And if by some chance they did shave their pussies, they usually neglected the hair around their buttholes. Not that it was always a bad thing.

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Jerking off to the scrambled playboy channel that flickered clear enough

Lots of arguments about trivia that couldn’t really be settled.

Rather because it is easily referencable and provides a safety "net" for idiots, who in turn learn to practice the process of learning less

Magazines for everything.

Spotted the femanon. If you are calling me grandpa you were born post- www. Have fun with your life-dominating social media addiction.

top kek

If you didn't look at porn you found in a paperbag hidden somewhere in the woods, you were an absolute nerd.

Easy, quick access to information and transfer of data. The rest is commercialism. I used to edge to porn for hours and finish to that “perfect” pic. It’s an addiction like a drug.

>instant clairvoyant knowledge based on two typed sentences

Yokay spergo

try beating off to black and white bra ads in the newspaper

>Check
before you kek.

>which eventually spirals into a compulsive continually lower quality need to do the drug based on learned behavior versus the unique thrill of being taboo

Based

Yeah. The stoned know it all was far more attractive. I bet you think pink power ranger is ugly

>Actually women adopted traditional useful roles

>believing women in the '80s were actually useful

Finish your homework kiddo, school starts early tomorrow.

Sometimes a couple of months. I was trying to find out about sex, and was detained by the library police once.

>being unable to hold comparitive moderate views

Spaghetti comes in a can now, did u know?

This reddit spacing is giving me a headache.

It was that much more neat when you actually found something out. Lol at the 80 something horned rim glasses wearing knowledge guard trying to save your purity.

Trips. Who cares. Deal.

You need hyphens in that faggot. Also Pink power ranger is clarissa tier hotness.

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>oh no the memes

Oh yeah, you for sure don't spend your days in an echo chamber

How much did your tramp stamp cost? Do you actually believe your black boyfriend will stick around when he finds out about your pregnancy "accident"?

I lived life, now life lives me and bombards me with information through the internet

you lucky son of a bitch

Trips checked. A cunt wandered into our thread, mate.

You know the rules. Tits or gtfo.

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Server with no rules

It’s the Wild West

Anything is allowed you can post your most fucked up shut you weird fuck

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I don't put anything in faggots, faggot.

Ah to finish jerking it just so eagle feather could share tidbits of wisdom post nut, those were the days.

About tree fiddy

How will bots ever compete?

Spergalurt

Pretty cool 2bh.

I would take pictures of the women in the catalog and then paint weird square titties on them with my gameboy camera.

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As people allready mentioned, the world was smaller, we were alot more homogonized as a society, because we only had the same information to consume, meaning that we almost exclusivly formed the same opinion.

Where I grew up in the 90's We only had acess to two and a half TV Channels and you wouldnt at all be suprised if some one said "yeah that's true because i read in the news paper", because well we only had two of those too.

What I do see as a clear downside, is that gaming and social media, has allowed for quick dopamin rushes, that in the past has force you to either be social and/or physically active, now being replaced by indoor complacency.

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Trivial pursuit ruined friendships and set families at eachothers throats

Unless you had an illegal tuner and the special little screwdriver

Home when the streetlights came on

Yeah, finding anything out was a hugely laborious process. If you were writing an essay, you could lose a couple of hours just trying to confirm one little point. I did some courses after the internet became a thing and was blown away by just how quick and easy it had become to get your hands on the relevant information.

Pic related: Life before the internet.

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>the apathetically overwhelmed race of fragile ego narcisscists accept information they did not previously know

Disagree. Drama is easier to spread, for sure.

And thicker skin

People usually appreciate things more when they are difficult to obtain, such as porn.

Alpha af

Investigative journalism and honest competition used to be a thing

I jerked to my sisters fashion mags. I tried to be careful not to get my jizz on a pic. But, happened once. “Hey, where did my magazine go?”

Man, I forgot all about porn hidden in the woods. How did it get there?!

We have more news than ever but it's mostly shit news. Finding out what's going on in your area is actually harder than it used to be, 'cos local newspapers are either dead or reduced to worthless clickbait. The stories websites show you are based on algorithms tailored to you, so what you see is curated without you even realising. Political and commercial interests deliberately pump out huge amounts of bot-generated garbage to hide the truth in a sea of bullshit. Batshit insane rumors spread through Facebook and Twitter like it's some 17th century New England village fretting about tales of witchcraft. It's... not good.

People still used phrases like "hold your horses"

Woh, we've got a 1337 tier hacker here

God most likely

"That's a tit! That's a tit!"

It was better. I'd say life was better in general before social media showed up. Early internet was great too.

Things I remember from pre-internet or early-internet years:
> Watching movies was a big thing. Going to a VHS rental place was exciting, especially if there was an 18+ only curtain you could peek behind.

> 80's and 90's porn looked like pic related

> I looked forward to Saturday mornings because that's when all the best cartoons were on, just before "Sport Fishing with Dan Hernandez" where you could watch a fat man eat fish for an hour.

> You developed a feel for when to stop the cassette ff/rw to skip tracks. It was a dark day when the fucker invariably ate your tape.

> Seatbelts in the back were optional. Nobody sat in child seats, that stuff was for fags.

> Most of the day was spent outside, playing baseball, football, riding bikes, burning ants with a magnifying glass, that sort of stuff.

> Kids would bring Nintendo Power to school

> The kid that managed to bring a playboy to school was a fucking legend. You would pay this kid your lunch money just to take a glance, and he was happy to rent it out in a money venture.

> Japanese electronics were superior to everything. Just about everything sold in the US was "made in Japan" at one point.

> Looked forward to renting an NES game from blockbuster. Would play that fucker until my thumbs were raw, even if I hated the game. Also, q-tip with alcohol worked better than blowing into the NES cartridge. I don't know why people blew into those things.

> If you wanted to call someone, you had to either plan ahead or call them randomly throughout the day until they were home and near enough to the phone to hear it ringing.

> If you were outside, people couldn't call you. If you went somewhere alone, you actually felt like you were alone. Now you're just a dope on a cellular tether back to society.

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i thought i was just living in a fantasy world, woods porn was some good shit

We prepay for channels and information access and expect them to compete for our attention using anything but dishonesty. What a joke.

No it's not. We are speeding towards the precipice.

To find out a thing you went to library. If you wanted to find out where a friend was you called his house. Not his phone, his house.

Yes wanking got easier. But access to information is the real game changer.

All of this.

Before google and wikipedia, you couldn't pretend to be an expert on eveything. Oh, and if you wanted to run your mouth, you had to do it IRL and risked getting punched in the throat, so there were far fewer tough guys.

Way better. Simpler & nicer.
Between 24/7 unnecessary news feeds and stupid Twitter (the CB radio of idiots), we are awash in shit that does not matter.

Old fart here...

Here ya. Of course the children will say die old fart, “boomer”, whatever. Appreciation has died. The need for a greater dopamine spike is greater now. With that, opiate addiction and deaths, shootings, anger, apathy, suicide. The last one on your list, unless work-related, is a choice. I don’t carry around my phone like it’s an electronic leash. Nope.

damn, the last parts about the phones sound nice
growing up and getting my first phone in 2009/10 sucked because my parents would always call me and shit and bug me about coming home and being worried about my safety

> TV also had good programs. I remember the discovery channel used to have loads of interesting nature programs and the news actually presented the news. Like, an unbiased version of it, with actual facts and without people screaming over each other.

> Nobody cared about racism. It wasn't really a thing. Black folks and white folks got along just fine.

> D.A.R.E to keep fags off drugs

> Going to an airport and flying somewhere wasn't the fucking nightmare it is today. You would be whisked through security, which amounted to stepping through a metal detector _without_ having to remove your shoes, belt, or anything else. Your entire family or friends could go with you right to the gate, without a ticket. You felt human. You weren't treated like a criminal.

> Flying on an airplane usually resulted in loot. Even in economy, the airline would usually give you stuff - playing cards, a toiletry bag, usually some sort of toy for kids. Food and drinks were free, as were blankets and whatnot.

> Europe was European. Every country had it's own unique identity and culture, and most people were quite proud of it.

> Old people dressed nice. I remember just about every old person you'd see in public wore a suit, or slacks and collar shirt with some sort of leather dress shoe. It was very rare to see a slovenly old person.

> Men's default demeanor was to try to act tough and confident. It was shameful to show fear, lack of control, or to play the victim.

It was awesome when my mom would throw away her mags. No need for a jizz rag.

Republicans used to be an actual political party. They had an intelligentsia that made rational arguments for their conservative views. They fought campaigns fiercely but after the election, if they lost, they would put their country first and remain a, "Loyal Opposition". The idea of going to the Russians for help would have made Reagan puke.

Then the Internet came along and the Republicans recruited every drooling, bigoted hillbilly they could find south of the Mason-Dumbass line, and turned the GOP into the grotesquery it is today.

There is no doubt that the average testosterone levels for men have declined in the last 60 years. Why? No necessary challenges mostly due to technological advancement. Not saying that tech advancement is a bad thing, but men need to work out. IF they care about the T.

Screwed, screw that
Under the weather
Raining cats and dogs
Your face will get stuck like that
Because I said so
I don't care what anons parents do
You will catch your death
Don't be silly
Wild, crazy, awesome
The man
Liquor cabinet
Icebox
Commode
Out on the town, paint it red
Shindig, hop
What an interesting opinion, would you care to hear mine?
Retard unironically, touched, special
Be nice
Put on your big boy pants
Buck up
Jump the gun
Beat like a red headed step child
You lost, try again
I am sorry, how can I make it up?
Bees knees
Dude was derrogatory
If someone said shut up, you did and worked on having more interesting useful things to say
Want to ride bikes?
Going steady
KYLC
loose women
If she smokes, she pokes
Boys will be boys
Attagirl
Go get em tiger
Yes Sir
Can of worms
Shrewd
Sleepover
Want to come hang out at my house?
Pop a wheelie
Radical
Rots your mind

Dialing 900 numbers from a payphone was everything I could have ever hoped for.

We went weeks not knowing what we were supposed to be Outraged about on any given day.

You could still do those things, you just choose not to

Sounds great

Just use a pencil to wind it back up user

Niggers held the test of time though. Wonder why.

Friends who had a fort with a porn stash were tighter than a virgins honeypot

I’m 43. You’re 72 aren’t ya bud?

Lots of fapping to Playboy.
vintageplayboymags.co.uk/Cfp/1068.htm was one of my absolute favorites.

Star 69 that bitch

I was lucky enough to find my dad's porn tape stash. You poor bastard(s).

>you could actually be shamed and ignored for being retarded

The end of an era

It is an addiction

Porn was so rare, you had to either get lucky and have your friend's bring over a video that they found in their parent's private stash or you stole vids from the local video store that rented porn. Anything that you got a hold of was pure gold, you were lucky to see what ever came across your VCR. Today you can see whatever the fuck you want and end up pretty numb to most of it.

Some other things,

> Going to an electronics store was fun. I could wander around the aisles for hours just window shopping, or playing on the demo computers.

> Exposure to anime was through DBZ on the mexican channel.

> Getting Japanese pop-culture items was a big thing, especially in the early 90's, before globalization and global commerce really kicked in. If you wanted something from Japan, someone had to actually go there and get it for you.

> Baseball cards and comic books were a thing. So were rollerblading and pogs. Everyone wanted to trade with the kid that had the heaviest slammer, but he knew the value of what he had and would die before he traded that thing away.

> People smoked. In restaurants, outside of restaurants, at parks, you name it. Tobacco companies were allowed to advertise on tv, magazines, billboards. Joe Camel's mouth looked like a pussy. Smelling a waft of second hand smoke now gives me a rush of nostalgia for a better era gone by.

“Lucky” but kind of disturbing. First time I found my dads stash, it was a combination of excitement and embarrassment for him.

Love the list.
Don't know KYLC though...

1991 here. For people who were kids when the atari was around what was it like to play it the first time? Were people blown away by technology of it or did they think it was gay looking compared to how a movie looked? And after the video game crash in the mid 80's and nintendo reviving the industry what was it like playing the NES for the first time compared to an atari?

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Also old copies of National Geographic. The hoax article about the lost S. American tribe was my go to fap for years. On par with Quest for Fire movie, modern women naked and pretending to be primitive.

I wouldn't even say it's testosterone levels; it's just fashionable now to be a victim. Just look at social media - everyone is a professional victim now, looking for things to be offended by.

Different.

It would always shit itself in the same spot, especially if the tape got crinkled. It also sounded worse afterwards.

They were known as lame but still OK becausae that was what you had if you wanted a home game. Don't forget video games were big back then too - you just had to go to a game palour. The graphics and game play were actually pretty awesome.

Games tech has always been improving. The latest stuff was always the best ever, so it was fine for the time.

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>80's and 90's porn looked like pic related
No it didn't. Your parents just didn't pay for the damn channel.

Wunderland if you were a poor fag growing up like me. Those nickels would go a long way

I could get a job by chatting with the manager of a building. If you try to do that today everyone will laugh in your face and tell you to apply online. Now you have to dump your application into a black hole that desperately tries to convince you that someone's actually going to look at it. Everyone sends out hundreds of resumes to each employer, so every possible employer gets swamped with junk that you get lumped in with. You'll be lucky if your resume even gets printed out, and even then it's probably going straight in the bin. The position then ends up going to some clinically retarded nigger whore just because she's a minority. The internet prevents the best candidate from getting even the easiest jobs.

Yep. Then when you got it, it was a euphoric rush like no other. Now, it’s nothing. Thanks internet.

I think Sped Racer was the US introduction to anime. Cartoons weren't all pseudo-violence in the 70's. When people got shot they died.

Mom got colecovison tape drive computer with a Buck Rogers cartridge. Was first computer game after pong. There was no pause but I got so good that I could leave it running with my bonus spaceships repeatedly crashing, go eat dinner, and be back and still be in the game.

As far as I can tell, nobody's parents paid for the channel. I can't think of a single kid that had 99 unscrambled, who weren't also lying through their teeth. There was always some fat fuck that would claim he "had a device" that he "got from a guy" that would descramble it, but it somehow either never worked when we showed up or we couldn't come over to watch because .

Pretty much the same, just offline but without underage trolls and spam bots.

>workplace shootings

It is low T as well. 20 genders. Me too, toxic masculinity, safe spaces, soy-power...

> Things would break and you had to know how to fix them. Cars, computers, AV equipment, you name it. Stuff broke in the 80's, but was fixable if you weren't a dumbass.

Ah the arcade. Maybe that's why so many adults are spergs nowadays. There's no real equivalent to the arcade now. It was a teen training ground for mixing with other people and testing your game before you were old enough for bars (at 18)

You had to memorize phone numbers and know where the fuck you were going.

truth

OP asked what it was like before the internet. Your list was mostly just childhood experiences. Sure, they'll be different than those of the kids nowadays. My point being, some of us were old enough to obtain real porn before the www.

So fucking true. Any minor thing that could be explained away or seen as obviously inconsequential in a minute of face-to-face gets flagged by some computer text algorithm. Hell, unless Bob your golf buddy can get you in the door don't even bother if you're in your 50's

>Me too,
Yeah, women should just shut up and accept their role in life.

I stole this issue from the laundromat and used it to fap for months. Mom must have found it because I came home one day and it was gone.

Younger actually. I had a bag phone and people thought my parents must be rich. Power outage? Still works. Nintendo had to be screwed into your tv with tools and you had to pull a knob and wait for the tv to warm up. No one fucked with saturday mornings, no one. Children everywhere would have rised in revolt. My dad had to pay four grand to have cable run from the highway and my mom called the cable company to have Mtv blocked. Fucking pogs and slammers. Marbles. Helping old ladies cross the street. Bicycle gangs. Going back to school in your free time to use the playground. Hearing someones parent scream for everyone to go home three miles away. Having your ass beat by a stranger when you walked into the road. Convincing my cousin MB would send her real money if she mailed them monopoly money and asked nicely. Blowing up crack lighters. Getting cracked by a teacher when stupid, same teacher carries you home when you're sick or hurt. Schoolastic fairs. Presidential fitness test. Fucking dodgeball. Timeout. Staying up an extra hour to watch resuce 911 or wild police chases. Recess. Penpals. Oregon trail on 12 floppies with one missing. Bop it. Skip it. Moonshoes. Rollerrinks. Arcades. Haunted houses. Laundromats. Police taking you home to make you tell your parents. Collecting bottlecaps. Baseball cards. Fake cigarettes and big league chew. Those fucking wax candies poor people bought. Potato sticks. Flinstones push ups. Old ladies with candy. Mowing lawns, shoveling walks. 20 pound camcorders and polaroids. Dial up. Gak. Slinky. Silly putty. Stretch armstrong. Bubble guns and supersoakers with a fucking backpack. Jarts. Baseball. Community Christmas pagents and halloween parties. Hay and snowrides by horse carridge. BB guns. Wrist rockets. Magic DARE coloring book. Seen not heard. Power wheels. Dangerous exercise equipment. GTOs for every teenager. ADD my ass, I'll make you pay attention.

Wow I have to stop eventually. Kids really fucking missed out.

Lucky you, I had shitty art books with a couple boobies in them.

Same

Keep your legs crossed. All girls wore dresses. See my next list.

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Tribe women with knee length titties ftfw. What are you boys all giggling at back there?

Put a towel over it and iron it.

I hate how the internet killed arcade culture.

>get jobs by showing up, looking presentable, and saying Sir

How did they possibly think getting rid of this was a bad idea?

HO HO!
*freeze frame*

There was a device my grandparents had one. As well as a yamaha stereo that would bring down the fucking walls of the house next door

Yeh, I remember when any teacher could tune you up, and if you needed further beatings, they'd take you to the principal's office, where he had a 4 foot club hanging on the wall. You didn't get to be a little shit back then, there were consequences.

We had a few in our town. One was s real dive, literally down an obscure ally that you needed to know or you wouldn't know it was there. All the 'bad' kids hung out there so you felt like a badass going there but had to be careful. Actually never saw a fight though. You could smoke while playing.

Funny, I still do a lot of that. not to become popular, but just to maintain and fix things with the knowledge from the internet I can.

Still I fap to Shota and smoke weed. Now I have the choice and its great.

This. One thing i hate about now especially is EVERY fucking place now requires online just to submit a fucking resume to wal-mart. I miss when you could just walk in and give them a piece of paper with your skills and what you desire out of the job.

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My principal would make you copy a number of pages from the dictionary and after checking them for punctuation, grammar, and correctness burn them in his trashcan. The board was only used if you did something nearly criminal. He was a huge scary fucker.

Dives. Mannn.

If you were driving down a road and saw a magazine on the road you knew it was a beat mag.

The games in the arcades were way better than the Atari console, but Atari was still kinda fun, something to do. Collecovision was a bit of a game changer the way I remember it, the graphics were closer to what you would experience in the arcades. NES was also fun when it came out. It's hard to compare today, I mean atart was a step up from pong but still not as good as the arcade so was underwhelming, but you have to remember we were pumping in quarters to play before they were available at home. 3DO was pretty dope, but was another stepping stone, playstation was legit, the PS2 was really great at the time. Some of those pld games were a lot of fun, they weren't to complicated but pretty intense. In the arcades games like Robotron, Asteroids, Joust, Zaxxon, Missle Command, Frogger, a bunch of them were pretty fun and addicting.
We could only imagine how much better games could get, fucking insane where they are today now that I look back.

I borrowed Trivial Pursuit from a friend. Got a call from his parents just screaming at me one Friday to bring it back right away because they had company over and thought it was at home.

My 4th grade teacher got tired of the class dumbass disrupting things, so he threw him in the corner and worked him like a heavy bag for a good 2 minutes. We all got the message, stopped fucking around, and learned a lot that year.

chad?

Yeah they fucking suck now. You died? Just load a savepoint. Back then the only way for casuals to beat a game was to call nintendo at two bucks a minute

Did you ever play more modern arcade stuff like street fighter and mortal kombat? How were modern arcades compared to classic arcades of the late 70's-early 80's compared to mid 80's- to mid to late 90's? Also a question for all old timers here: did you have concerns about the year 2000 rolling around? Did you believe in Y2K?

so your grandparents watched porn and listened to loud music?

Borrowing things from friends. Everyone crowding around the one kid with a walkman that took 8 batteries and lasted two hours. Having your own headphone buds. Digimon handheld combat decks. Fuck that stupid one the girls had to excuse themselves to the bathroom to feed their kitty. Right. Tamogachi

Word.

>bag phone
Bought a car in '93, just as they were phasing out the huge briefcase sized analog cell phones. They would give them away free if you bought a car, and mount it in the center console. I drove around, talking on my giant phone, feeling like James Bond. :)

Friends period.

My physics teacher got tired of the retard playing with the bunson burners and locked him in the closet. He usrd the chemical oven to cook venison during lunch. My math teacher would hold onto everyones pocket knives until after school. Yoyos were a weapon. Auto shop and wood shop. Typing class. Lunch on the bleachers

They knew how to live

My favorite loli porn back in the day.

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...dad?

More fulfilling

Fucking with the laserdisc presentation in biology with the remote watch your cool uncle bought you from playboy

Cindy grew up to have some enormous tatas. Way hotter than marsha or jan

It was more interesting.
Conversations actually happened, and people weren't afraid to speak their mind.
People talked openly, had political conversations, and willingly gave their opinions. I would sit around for hours with friends sipping beer and just talking with no interuptions.
People didn't have this manufactured sense of "cultural norms" forced down their throat by 5 really loud twitter accounts with 170000000 bots retweeting them.
People were honest, and socially competent.
Life was definitely more fun.
I'd give up everything now just to be able to sit down with people and KNOW they wont be just staring at their phone. Like why are you even leaving your fucking house if you're just gonna sit in silence spamming cannon balls in runescape... like you aren't even really there faggot.

Embarrassment for him? Your dad is a man, is he not?

Going to the store to buy your parents smokes. Keeping the change and handing the teller the note from your parents that gave you permission to buy them.

expectations differed. Street fighter was pretty amazing when it came out. Believe it or not you could get absorbed in asteroids the same as you might in counterstrike or whatever despite the difference in graphics and options.

I was an avid techy around 2000, I knoew it was overblown and thought it hilarious the hype it was give. That was a media thing for the plebs. Anyone who knew their ass from their elbow didn't believe in it.

Grandma kept a bottle of white lightning under the counter and we were allowed two fingers every Christmas. Or a nip for toothache, sore throat, etc. Pinkeye? Teabags. Teething? Frozen pickle. Sick? Homemade chicken soup.

>post pics of granny

Lol, making up projects to explain the nunchucks you were building in woodshop. Candlesticks? Table legs?

Another bad thing about the ease of internet porn is that kids are jaded before they even have sex. There was a time when people got excited about just the prospect of kissing. Nowadays, thanks to internet, shit that adults thought was extreme is considered passé by middle schoolers. Wasn't it a couple months ago that an Australian teen received colostomy bag for life rectal damage because she was involved in a double anal gangbang? In a way its no wonder the porn industry is running out of steam, there's literally nothing left that can be sexually done to the human body that can't be seen dozens of times for free on the internet.

Damn the nostalgia

haha die, start from the beginning.

Played those a little, it was expensive though, Only a quarter sure, but that adds up especially if you don't have any income. It was a different experience though, you'd be standing in a 7-11 or in a Liquor store, also the arcades. It was way more physical the way you intereacted with the joystick and buttons, like you would really slam that stick around and smack those buttons with your whole hand. The gameplay was good, responsive, had to have good timing. Not sure how to compare them, they were simpler but not really easier. It was more of a social thing, meet your buddies at the local arcade, play some pool or video games or go skate or something. There was another game, I didn't play it but some friends loved it, I'll see if I can find it. Was also in a movie Rivers Edge.

Yeah, we thought y2K was going to cause issues with the computers (at least I did) but nothing happened lol.
So weird, I bet many of those games you could play for free online from a website, that's how powerful are machines are now. happens so gradually but we are in the future. Games like GTA are just mind-blowing compared to what we had back then.

I didn’t want to be thinking about my dad jerking off.

I would accept dying at 25 just to go back 20 years.

>giving the cashier a note from your parents

I totally forgot this gem

Lol, my neighborhood grocer didn't even need a note. He knew my dad wanted a sixpack of Rainier and a pack of camels.

Imagine the internet, but it takes 12 hours or days to download stuff.

Every sculpture eventually becoming an ashtray. With flammable glaze.

Waiting for a porn pic to load line by line.


Ffffffffffuck!

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dadam

Lining up quarters on the machine for your turn. Invariably, some little shit would put in 10 quarters so he could play all day. Then we would have to hit the power button. :D

It was gay. More serial killers, shit technology, inconvenient shopping, less friends, less accessible porn, crappy ass video games, no Yea Forums, and way harder to find prostitutes.

Ignorance is bliss for you medieval oldfags I suppose

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This is the comfiest thread I've seen in a while. God I wish it were the 90's

I guess you would rather image him fucking his hairy asshole with some blunt object rather than what every man does already. Why the fuck would you even think about your dad jacking off anyway? Do you realize your mommy and daddy had to have sexual intercourse to produce you? You don't think of that every time you fuck your wife do you?

This. When my Dad died I lost the last person I could have a political argument with who would recognize it as a stimulating debate over a difference of opinion instead of making it out as a personal attack.

Yeah haha, I remember that now! I was addicted to Asteroids for a while, would learn some tricks from the other guys before me.

Nostalgic scene here, reminds me of hanging at the arcade with friends.

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Fewer friends but better irl friends. Adequate porn that didn't leave you jaded at 12, and hookers were always easy to find.
I pity you nauseating adolescents.

You could find them on the strolls. You could pick the one you want and you could use the outfits they were wearing to help pick out what you wanted that night.

There was no bait and switch with fake pics.

Born in 1997 here, not an old timer by any stretch but got to experience childhood without smartphones in everyone's pockets and these twitter echochambers.

Feel bad for my youngest brother. Hes 13 now and all him and his friends do is play fortnite and watch streamers. When I was that age we may have played runescape but damn we still took our bikes out to do dumb shit.
I hardly ever see the younger generation out on bikes now.

But that whole social media and always reachable softphone shit shouldn't have become a thing except for actually functional tools. That would've been better.

With everyone always online and reachable we hit a whole new garbage value low on the internet's quality.

My 18 yr old nephew can't ride a bike

Exactly.

The guys who could program in Cobol made out like bandits. Early IT guys did a lot of the programs in-house and they wanted job security.so most code was 7000 lines of annotated spaghetti logic.

People actually did shit like this & trivial pursuit etc

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Damn thats sad.
I remember we had a teen guy babysitter who would show us cool powerslides and other tricks.
I feel lucky to me some of the last kids to have grown up just right before social media took its hold.
Probably one of the biggest cancers for the human psyche.

But in a way even that was good. Instead of being on the computer all day you were way more selective as to whether or not.something was worth downloading. Also that meant you would go do something else in the meantime

Full electronic model racecar track that you could send the car off of in flames if you went too fast around the corner. Model airplanes. Model anything really. Fucking erector sets. How did that not survive. Name too gay? Full GI Joe model base with c230 and army men with real parchutes that were fucked after you used them twice. Kites caught in trees. Buying fireworks out of the back of a truck trailer from a wompum indian that would blow a mailbox to smithereens. Snowball fights. Someone poisoning the neighborhood dog with antifreeze and neighborhood kids destroying his fucking house for the next three years. Crunching a can on your bike tire so it sounded like a dirtbike. Bonfires. Wapatulis. The girl next door. Battletoads. Truth or dare. Mars attacks. Not being invited to someone's birthday party. Hard gum with mini comics. Pogo sticks. Pinball. Friday the 13th marathons and tales from the crypt. Babysitters. Being sent to your room, and hating it. Trying to destroy the speaker on the modem without anyone noticing. Mom sending everyone home because we were plying supersoakers with the weird curved bottle we found under the sink. Everyone getting sent home when someone got hurt. Being sent to hangout with kids who had chickenpox. Hanging out in garages. Tireswings of death. Hide an seek over a half a county. Ollie ollie oxen free. Being brave enough to say dead mary three times to a mirror in a dark room. Stealing virginia slims.

You ever say "lost" in a ylyl thread? Shut up.

I had one of those Super Soakers. My dad modified the seal on it with an O-Ring that was about twice as thick as the one it came with and the pressure you could get on it was immense. Went too far with the pumping one day and the canister attachment cracked. A dark day.

>I was a fucking nerd

>reeeee gurgle gurgle

Just had to chip in. You had things like paper address books to keep phone numbers in; you phone was tethered to the wall as they were all wired; you used to have dictionaries and encyclopedia in any learned household (I still have both); and I learned to program ALGOL on an ICL 1901 mainframe using punch cards - I think the mainframe had a memory you could measure in kB. Any screen entertainment had to come down wires or over the air via TV sets and your music collection was on vinyl or tape.

>then maybe I could lose my virginity

Potato guns and propane bombs

youtu.be/NS4UT_t73b0

Kick the can until late when mom would start yelling your name. Walking a mile to school without getting kinapped and raped. Knowing your neighbors names, addressing grownups as Mr. and Mrs., Trick or Treating for hours, all over town, without getting molestered, using your boy scout knife to sharpen a pencil in school without getting arrested, learning how to shoot and gun safety at YMCA camp without gunning down the other kids

>Damn thats sad
Our cousin tried to teach his son how to ride a bike. They ended up buying 7 bikes in 6 weeks, because people kept stealing them. Up to and including cutting the chain while the kid was at the park in broad daylight, and knocking him off the bike so they could take it. Not even in a ghetto, either. He finally kept a bike, it lasted 2 weeks, and they got a call from the cops; a cop had noticed him pedaling alone, stopped and detained him, and called the parents to threaten them with jail for negligence for letting him ride around by himself 2 blocks from home.

The bike is gone, and he probably won't ever get a new one after that.

Late 70s early 80s were better. Herpes was reserved for LA, NY types and HIV/Aids was fags and porn stars. Smaller towns were still pretty safe. Late 80s early 90s is when one coal burning thot wandering into town could cut a swath of death through the 20 somethings.

Awesome.

Calling your highschool crushes house hoping she would answer only to have her father pick up the phone.

*so you actually OWNED stuff you bought and had FULL CONTROL over it, not like now, with that licence / drm / always online / usage rights of copy bullshit that won't work anymore by chance once the system is no longer supported or their servers go down.

And games even had nice manuals back then that were actually relevant. You could feel games were made by gamers for gamers as they cared about the game and often the manual also expanded the story from what was experienced in the game.

Eh, AIDS might have been rare, but everone was scared to death. That whole sex=death really put an end to the easy pussy of the cocked up disco 70s

My favorite was Rampage. Liked when you got killed you reverted into a little naked man trying to shuffle off the screen while you dug for quarters to change him back into King Kong

That's like completely missing out on a normal childhood. Too many shitty people out there nowadays.

And negligence from a cop? My uncle had spanked one of their kids in church this past year and they got a visit from child protective services.

>science journals on cancer from caramel color, aspartame, etc
Fucking ironic, lol. Or you are trolling, idk.
But misinformation regarding studies is just another way people get tricked.
The studies suggesting cancer from aspartame have been called into question and further studies have been inconsistent.

I was thin

Kick the can. Or anything were just a whole group of neighbor kids would get together and just do shit without adults instigating or supervising.

>Rampage
Didn't play that one much but remember it, kind fo like Wreck It Ralph haha

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I caught the very tale end of punch cards. Back in the day when a typo would cost you hours.

Lol, you could kick the shit out of your old lady in the 70s and cops wouldn't do a fucking thing. My mom went to the cops once, with a face that looked like raw hamburger, and they told her to go home and be a good wife. Got tuned up again for ratting. :-(

What really pisses me is when you buy a program and nowhere is it mentioned until after you make the purchase is that what you really got is a year rental.

There is much truth here.

Boy scouts teaching you how to shoot, use a knife, build a fire, survive in the woods. Playing smear the queer because it wasn't a forced social pussy fest for boygirls homeschooled by "conservative" families. Learning how to stop a car at 30mph with rope and sticks, apply a tournekit, survive drowning, fish, smoke said fish by digging a hole in the ground. Campfire stories, washing your own clothes in a stream and having the balls to shower in cold water. Fire percolated coffee, sheepherders, meeting people from all over the world. Being respected by the community as an eaglescout, getting a job or getting out of a ticket. Knowing how to take medication yourself, hunt, get along with all different types of people and feeling bad for some kids and finding a way to involve them,watching people grow out of being introverts, merit badges that meant something, swordfighting, learning about financial responsibility and how to be a leader. Building a shelter and staying in it in 30 below weather, show shoeing, skiing, archery, orientation/never getting lost. Banning GPS. Fighting a forest fire, how to stop and survive one if you're caught in it. How to build a cabin, hiking 150 miles in one week, how to do your part for the environment, what different sirens mean and how to respond to emergencies, identifying animals, insects, safe plants to eat and use as medicine, how to melt steel with a fire, making your own clothes, sailing, maritime signals, morse code, legitimate religious services and respecting others' beliefs, how to carve, work with leather, build useful items from junk, knot tying, how to retire an American flag, traditions in other countries, how to build your own radio, how to drive a tractor, irrigation techniques, and I guess how to sell popcorn.

Kids these days are straight useless

Fuck we even learned how to fly a damn plane. Forgot that one

Ahhhhh

Game was cathartic. You were just there to trash stuff. AS an added bonus there sometimes would be an arm waving screaming woman in a window. You could grab her and pop her in your mouth like a gumdrop.

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Being in high school and getting to trade or sell naked Polaroids of freshmen without worrying about child sex trafficking charges.

my first crush as a child

Yep

The internal cumshot movie in sex ed that later became meme porn

based.

Buying your first bag of oregeno. Not being able to purchase drugs without doing some with the dealer

It was living in a blissful sea of pure ignorance. You never knew how fucked up people were unless they were so fucked they made it on the news or daytime tv.

If you remember life without the internet you're too old to post here, grampa. Go back to Facebook before the nurse comes in with your bedpan.

People were smart enough not to be fucked up outside of their homes so no one cared

No SJW social media call to arms. Land of the Free? Forget about it. Make a joke or off color comment to a friend and someone overhears, express an opinion not on the approved list, or done something not PC 30 years ago as a drunken teen? Strangers will track you down, send you hate mail, get you fired and threaten to rape and murder your dog. There was a time when the only bully you had to worry about was the one that had the balls to meet you face to face in the parking lot.

>gotem

I still prefer it.

You must have been a tremendous dick. This never happened to anyone I know

Now it has girls in it because heaven forbid boys should ever have a chance to be boys without worrying about their behavior in front of girls.

We had BBS. You had forums and stuff but since it was all dialup you either got your parents permission to have it on overnight only, or got a 2nd expansive ph line. (yeah for you millenials, you couldn't take more than 1 person on a ph line).

You had what were basically the same as local forums now, with nil graphic content.

That is a nice female. Whoever that is, thankyou for sharing. Moar?

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i still have a flip phone, and i carry it if i want to be available. often, its not with me.

That too. Now everyone knows what's up so no one cares about tact or respect anymore.

Did you miss the kid from Kentucky on the field trip to Washington DC a few months back? The one in the Maga hat? He did literally nothing wrong (and for once I don't mean that in the meme way), and got totally hammered by libs out for blood. Death threats and rape threats to his family, and they had to put local SWAT at his school to keep people from attacking him on his way to and from school.

Bigger where do you live so that your bikes getting stolen every single fucking time? Spicville or niggertown? Must be them damn Jews back at it again thinking they can "shekel" the bikes!

Non approved safe hehe senior pranks and dances completely set up by students where they didn't check who was drunk or high except to call you a cab after. We hated this one teacher so we stole liquid nitro from lab, froze three cans of shaving cream, cut the can off with bolt cutters and threw the frozen pucks in his car and shut the doors. An hour later? FOOM!

Took a fucking crane to get it out.

Stealing metal lunch trays from the cafeteria and locking them under the back tires of my buddys honda with the ebrake to whip shitties in the parking lot. Much, much more.

You don't have to downgrade your phone to be less douchy, Just leave it on silent and get back to people on your own time. I think it's dumb not to carry a resource like a smartphone around.

Yeah. I was outside doing things. Also that would be now, not then. Sorry that's what it sounded like you meant.

I think its dumb to not have a swiss army knife or leatherman instead of a carrying a big brother brick everywhere you go.

Upper middle class white suburbs. They live in West Chester, OH. Look it up. Germanic Protestant community, as close to outright Aryan as anywhere is anymore.

People come in from the rural areas and steal whatever they can to feed their meth habit.

This. There was a thing called shame. Deviants knew they were deviants and kept to themselves. People were, in a way, more tolerant because its easier to tolerate something you don't personally have to interact with. Now their deviancy is shoved in your face 24/7 and touted as the new normal thanks to internet/social media. People that did things that were off the radar now generate secret desires to purge rather than increased tolerance because of the constant exposure to "promote" acceptance.

Some people are even proud to be losers

Fact

Left the thread. Wow. You really do have autism don’t ya little buddy? This is how most brains work. It’s a fleeting thought. The image of hot, naked girls instantly cancelled that out. Understand now?

Did you ever come across any? And how was that like, assuming you did? Tell me more of this magical time when people had shame, including women.

Who gives a fuck about big brother. Besides, it's not the government you have to worry about with smart phones, it's your carrier and any bullshit apps sharing your info with hajib. Don't keep personal info on your phone and don't sign up for bullshit like facefuck and you're fine.

>including women.
Now that's impossible.

But they knew their place back then, and they stayed in it if they knew what was good for them.

>sought out to instigate a huge group of hate mongers but "technically" did nothing wrong

That is called stupid, poor judgement. Vilifying people like this is everything wrong with the world. Needing the government to protect you from being an idiot is why everything has to be illegal and tidepods need a fucking warning not to be eaten.

It was great. I never knew how stupid the fucking kids are, and I never knew about a feminists, niggerloving liberals and any other filthy scum.

Not retarded millenials, for sure. Or.. OR get this. Just don't fucking have one and skip the hassel altogether

We still use a lot of those, but then again I'm in New Zealand.

Rat tails came into fashion and then out of fashion in 2012 all within 1 year.

I think the internet is speeding up our progress to catch up with the rest of the world finally.

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Bags of sand. Get pseudointellectually fucked.
Shame on you for talking like an idiot by responding to an idiot

Not having to identify 40 fucking storefronts to talk

How so, boomer?

Yeah I wouldn't be so eager for that

it was odd, consoles and pcs rocked ass but no online shit meant basically, enjoy exploring games.

>boomer
It's a 18+ website, fucking kid.

Okay its the end of the thread where are all the dude fam faggots who just can't help themselves? Ollie ollie oxen free you queers get in here and shit on everything.

And this is just the most recent one that made headlines. Papa John. The wedding baker. A few years back the 2 guys who ended up getting fired because one leaned over to his friend to tell a joke a black women behind them overheard

And if the don't have anyone current to go after they go after dead people. Latest is Kate Smith. Philadelphia Flyers played her doing God Bless America since the 70's. Considered this a good luck charm. One person brings up the fact that she sang a song called Pickininney Heaven in a movie back in 1933. Her song is out and her statue out front is removed after a public shaming. Yes they did a public shaming of a statue.

And the maximum age is 25, so anyone talking about experiencing a life pre-internet is too old to be here. So fuck off, Boomer

>being forced to enjoy things

Back to the 50s, grandpa.

I like having a world of knowledge in my pocket. What I don't get is people being glued to their phones every waking moment while stolidly maintaining a dangerous level of ignorance of the world around them.

Maybe she shouldn't have been racist, then

No one cares

>And the maximum age is 25
Where is it written, you fucking zoomer piece of filth?

>I like having a world of knowledge in my pocket
Yet you still wasting your time to watch some trap fags and cats pictures and arguing online with anons. Pathetic little fucker.

If you're talking about feminism, NZ is the most cucked country in the southern hemisphere so it's fine.

We're the Canada of the Oceania.

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I'm not on my phone right now and I don't use it for that bullshit you assuming prick.

To be fair, compared to sheep, I can see how they're 10s

I like only talking about things I gained through experience and dedication. Not being a know it all twat and surviving just fine without an overwhelming shitpile of trivial facts no one gives a shit about while attracting people who value real human beings not constantly getting angry and hyperspeeching out of their ass.

Exactly. Giving most people a tool that makes them not have to learn does, guess what? Causes them to stop learning, being tolerant of new ideas, and gluing them to that stupid adult pacifier.

Take a phine from a millenial sometime. They will freak right the fuck out. Doctors aren't required to learn CPR anymore because of AED.s. genius. So they dont. Dont have a heart attack outside of a hospital.

Did sjw type people always exist? My 35yo friend said they always existed and they were always pretty harmless until now where they are literally effecting policies everywhere in the world excluding the usa. He says the internet like democracy was a mistake and were worse off have all these rouge people running around giving their own version of the truth as opposed in the past when we only had a few news organizations around and we knew they were all bullshit.

>He says the internet like democracy was a mistake
Truth

Your friend is right on all counts. Especially the part about the internet and democracy being mistakes. Oligarchy/Feudalism is the natural himan order, and we're going back to it. Thank God.

Probably because theumy think they have a world of knowledge in their pocket and going outside is boring. Lrn to common sense

I think we all agree that life was much better, but tell me b how can we go back. What day to day changes can one make to save ourselves from being irreversibly fucked in the head from modern society.

You can't. Either kill yourself, or kill society. There's no other way.

Another example of the double think. Whenever you have discussions of good and evil people are always talking moral relativism. Yet people from the past are constantly being held to todays standards. Kate was an actress singing a song in a movie. Are you saying they should demonize Colonel Klink because he played Nazi on Hogan's Hero's?

Look at Kipling. He's condemned as a racist because of "white man's burden" when during his time he was considered a flaming liberal. Meanwhile all the liberals are still practicing the mindset of "white man's burden" in almost everything they do.

No I am actually referring to nothing. No dramaticized who gives a fuck its only alive because you give it attention bullshit special acceptance groups for red faced rejects who find a place to belong instead of getting laughed into oblivion

>Yet people from the past are constantly being held to todays standards. Kate was an actress singing a song in a movie. Are you saying they should demonize Colonel Klink because he played Nazi on Hogan's Hero's?
Yes they are and yes they should be. If something is wrong, then it's wrong no matter when or where it's committed.

>I really really want to derail this thread into the goofy shit we have to debate and hang on every day.

FUCK. OFF

You can't. You can unthin skin and special ed people.

Join this server op
(Take off extra dot)
discord..gg
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>people were much harder to trick
>urban legends weren’t a thing until the Internet
What? The flip side of your argument is you can now check any fact at the literal speed of light (I know it’s not actually the speed of light cuz conductors faggots). Sources are sometimes shot but what’s the difference when people just believe me the shot they heard anyway?
>golden gloves boxers have to register their hands as deadly weapons
>the interstate system was built so they can land B-52’s on straightaways in the event of war
>razor blades in Halloween candy
>the Anarchist Coolbook had accurate information
>blood is actually green inside your body until it’s exposed to the air
>cannabis is proven to kill brain cells

wow, what an ugly bunch. usually, there is at least 1 hottie in a high school group shot. sorry new zealand.

>but what about gay meaningless shit? Plz respond!

I hate kids so much

>forest porn
Only 80’s and early 90’s kids will understand

Cindy is So Woke

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NZ was the birthplace of women's suffrage.

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>so you never have to learn to work for anything and appreciate it

Yepps

Thats better.

>What day to day changes can one make to save ourselves from being irreversibly fucked in the head from modern society.
Kill off people who like modern things. For real, that's about it. Can't go back, user.

The bright side is hopefully, if the War comes soon, we'll still be alive by the end of the reconstruction and the permanent setting of the New US into proper 1950-1980s values. They can't have progress past then if we kill off the progressives.

Did you just agree with yourself to try to make a point? You're trying to lecture me on logic? The reason I want to keep a resource is so that I can use it if I need to, that's all. I don't even like know-it-all twats such as yourself.

>blacks staying inside
You obviously have never been around blacks.

No way to tell you without an overwhelming crowd of people being offended and screaming about how they like being retarded. You guys missed the boat and I do actually feel sorry for the three percent of you who are not retarded

>if you need to

Exactly how no one ever did?

>no u

Ah get fucked mate

No. They were inside.

So is that a yes? You personally are going to spearhead the social media witch hunt of Werner Klemperer for his portrayal of a Nazi camp director in a humorous manner, thereby making light of the Holocaust? Because obviously, not only are people of the past held to current standards, their even held responsible for roles. Better track down the cast of Birth of a Nation and Gone with the Wind as well for their posthumous condemnation. A lot of them played confederates.

>There were online communities before 'the internet'. (we were called nerds)

>you'll never know the disappointment downloading a file called buttfish.jpg (took 4 hours. It was a butterfish)

You’re allowed now. Nobody is stopping you. You just better check your overflowing privilege and feel like shit about shot that happend before you were born.
>whites are responsible for what their ancestors may have done
>blacks aren’t responsible for what their children do

: )

Yeah, im down for that. They should have known what they were getting into when they signed up to be immortalized as racists.

Enjoy trying to find any of the experiences in this thread on your cell phone, nanny school, burger flipping, or smoking pot like air.

Skitching. Getting blazed and hanging onto every open door on a car while skiing down a backroad on your shoes. No one ever got hurt because we didnt suck