Femanons, describe your ideal dick

not true, I actually met a woman from Yea Forums and she told me in real life that she loves dicks (including mine).

I can tell the difference if they write enough. Some shit only actual girls say and some shit girls don't say. Trannies and gays can never get it 100% right.

As long as it's not really gross looking or small I don't really care. Probably around 5-6 inches with a decent girth if I had to specify. I care more about body hair than anything though. The less body hair the better.

this makes me feel better about not having much body hair. my legs are hairy but my chest and back are bald.

Maybe 4.5 inches and a bit thicker than average. Definitely like soft smooth cocks. But really anything less than 5 is yummy tasty.

~6.5 in, circumcised, shaved.

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Virgin spotted.
Ignore and move along.

anything more than 6 is annoying and the guy is usually a prick

Best dick I ever had was from a really nice guy at six inches that had veiny skin. He wasn't too thick and he felt like heaven inside me.
Really miss him :(

what letter does his name start with? I wonder if it's me

user...

what do you mean?

either is fine
>caring about gender identity on an user board
i gave my answer, don't care past that
nice reddit spacing, newfag

R u sure it wasn't a man. Or a tranny.

I know some DEPRAVED sluts. And none of them like getting dick pics or anything like that because "dicks are gross". Women are all about social implications. They don't even find a huge ripped chad at the beach sexy for his muscles, they find him sexy because his body makes him more valuable as a commodity, and he'll look good in their Instagram pictures, but they don't actually get wet thinking of his body itself. Nor do women get wet looking at dicks.

Not a femanon but I’m gonna tell you my ideal cock anyway since, well, I’m a slutty cocksucker.

Bout 6 ish inches, slight upward curve, not too thick, completely hairless cock and balls, nicely shaped helmet.

we were butt naked and had sex, she's definitely a woman.

bump

You should try dating a woman for once. It's pretty fun and rewarding.

we don't care for getting dick pics because it's gross getting that shit from random ugly ass dudes we have no interest in
which explains where your frustration comes from

do you like dick pics from guys you're interested in?

bump

Not the same person but yeah should l absolutely. I like seeing cumshots specifically and I've had a boyfriend that would send videos every one in a while.

That's dope. I have HUGE cumshots, and I've been so happy when I got to share them with girls in real life. I came all over my belly and her body/hair

How new can fags be?

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>Femanons
>in Yea Forums of all boards
lmao

big ones but only thick big ones. 8 inches is probably ideal. Not black though

Have you ever had a black cock?

After sucking my first one I pretty much turned into an exclusive BBC whore.

it's more the person that's attached

Oh I totes agree. Niggers are basically the scum of the earth. I don’t even know that I would classify them as people.

But goddamn their cocks are glorious.

Fucking lol youre trying way too hard, kike

Trying too hard for what? And I’m not a Jew either.

>Trying too hard for what? And I’m not a Jew either.

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Nah, just an autistic alt right troll

Don’t really care about the cock as long as it’s clean and doesn’t have warts and shit on in.
If I’m into the guy, I’m into his cock.
That said, when I watch porn I like to see a big dick. In reality, anything over about 7” just isn’t comfortable to fuck.

Do you have any favorite porn guys?

i love my husband's dick. perfect length/width, nicely-shaped head, straight, no huge veins.

man this was so cringy

>tfw no femanon gf to worship my dick and give me cuddles

serious answer here:

women will say anything not to sound like fucking sluts, and when asked about dick size they will always say it doesn't matter, what matters is the guy's personality.

i have a 8'' x 6'' dick, and at first I believed women's lies, so I never bragged about my dick.

I fucked north of 10 girls, 2 I dated for a long time. all of them explicitly and spontaneously said that I had a nice big dick, without me asking. And I was a fucking asshole to most of them, one I actually slapped on the face a little bit. And she didn't leave me until I grew tired of her and discarded her like a used kleenex.

not saying that dick size is the only thing, but it's like a comparing a girl with a big, nice, firm ass, and one with a plank, flabby ass. The second one better have some shit to compensate for that ass.

Yeah but a lot of girls really don't care for huge ones

Anything 12 cm and under.

Are you really into Asian cocks or something?

Sure, asian is cool, I just prefer smaller penises in general though.

timestamp or obviously a 6" dicklet lying

Smaller vagina?

Post an example

be glad, some people aren't so lucky

More forced than logposting.

5 inches, decent girth, smooth, trimmed pubic hair.

Bump

Really? Only 5?!

The time I randomly came on 2 girls smoking weed once..
>Kate (23) not a 10, has HUGE like E-cup boobs. pale aerola's that almost blend into the skin... despite average looks, huge boobs bump her up a few notches
>mandy (23), tiny, has a few trashy tattoo's, small a-cup boobs, and has thick thighs/legs/ass, that look good in shorts. "Outta control" type girl
>at the house, we smoke a couple of times, Mandy jokes about "Kate wanting to come here and hook up, she talks about it all the time."
>Mandy: "Shes says your "Girth Brooks". (im 7 3/4 x 6.5)
>We all laugh, whether because high, or its actually kinda funny
>Mandy:"show me!".
>I take off the basketball shorts and pull both my dick and balls
>mandy turns and says "dammmmn Kate" approvingly
>i sit back down in between them, my dick lays across my lap. As kate hits the bowl, I pull her shirt up over her bra and pull out her E cup tits.
>Mandy reaches over and clasps her hand around the shaft of my dick a few times, trying to make the tip of her fingers touch. She starts to stroke up and down my now throbbing dick
>Im turned on by the whole thing and know I wont last long. I say to kate "when I come, Mandy should jack-it all over you"
>hearing that Mandy scoots closer to me and laughingly says "im going to shoot it all over your face kate!" needless to say Kate laughs, protesting that Idea.
> I stand up and mandy reaches up and starts jacking my dick, as come starts spurting out. She let out a kind of surprised yelp, as my dick starts to spray stream after stream wildly as she jacks the first few spurts. Kate winces her head back in surprise when it sprays everywhere onto her tits, and over her hair
>after reacting to the first few wild spurts shot all over kates chest, had pointed it down at herself, where I had shot two huge streaks up her thigh and on her shorts/top, and then dripped more onto her legs, her shirt and the love seat.
>most i had ever came' in my life that i could recall.

some people feel the same about age.

an hearty 8 inch black cock really makes me wet.
if hes white a girthy 6er

>Femanons, describe your ideal dick
Plastic, because I'm sick of the disappointment embodied by your entire pathetic gender.

>ITT - all sausage

that is because your diet of excess soy creates low testosterone and high estrogen levels in your body. A real man has fucking hair.

i like how women blame men for not getting hard when it is clearly there job to be sexy if they indeed expect one.

Females. If you see nothing but soft dick you are ugly and should end it all.

T. Hairy Turkish scum

As long as it doesn't keep slamming my cervix or mash my fucking bladder to the point it hurts to piss after sex

Can that really happen??? The bladder thing

>As long as it doesn't keep slamming my cervix
If a man isn't long enough to break through the cervix, they aren't long enough to be allowed to breed. Your pleasure is immaterial. What matters is getting you "people" bred as efficiently as possible.

That sounds oddly hot

Rate my dick.

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That looks painful. Why do people put things in their peehole?

It's a fetish.

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Cut fag spotted

Yes just depends on size and how rough he is

99% of the posts in this thread are dudes, what do you expect?

Heh you’re gonna be disappointed when you learn the truth

Found the incel

This.

Cool story

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For me it doesn't need to be completely shaved..also the size doesn't matter until its not a micro..above 4 inches i like it

Not because I can I will. Both the boy and girl d move to not hurt each other.

This is incorrect

I regularly get off to just dick or a video of a guy jerking off or something

Do you have any favorite videos?

What is your favorite kind of porn to watch?

Average, smooth/veiny idc, hairy, uncut, straight :*

Honestly that dick in the OP pic looks great.

It's not all long and shit but it looks fat as fuck and honestly fat dicks are what matters sort of.

Really it matters how you use it.

Been with as small as 4 inches and as large as 9
And I can tell you that the 4 incher is on my top 3

I think dicks are cute.

Sure I dont masturbate to a dick but the thought of my bf jerking off is fucking hot.

>being this new

Hate to break your little boys club up but I've been here long than you lol

Is 12 centimeters enough?

My boyfriend sends me dick pics and videos and I save them because I genuinely like looking.

If I watch porn it's usually of a guy jerking off (preferably without his face in the frame because that can ruin it) or fucking a Fleshlight, or throatfucking a girl. I don't really like to watch regular penis-in-vagina penetrative porn because it's usually filmed to appeal to men so there's a lot of focus on the woman and her facial expressions which immediately turns me off. I also hate hearing the women moan, so I turn to throatfucking videos because they don't moan as much.

I would agree that I don't like receiving unsolicited dick pics, because I think it's just very forward, and if I find the man himself unattractive I won't be able to compartmentalize- I'll be grossed out by the dick too

Probably

What kind of dicks do you gravitate towards?

I'm a Bi dude. My verdict is 6" or so long, slightly less girthy than a soda can, smooth, shaved, & cut.

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7x7, my wife lets me do pretty much ahything I want as long as she gets hers every night, I've fucked so many women since I met her, had a second GF live with us for a while, fucker her sister etc, idk if it's size alone but I think if you can give a chick an unbeatable dicking she pretty much becomes your plaything, her younger sister's first and only orgasm from a dude was when she fucked me, I feel bad cos she's never settled in a good relationship due to sex issues since.

Describing dicks as cute is weird as shit bro. Dogs are cute. Cats are cute. A dick is not cute. Dicks can be hot sexy whatever the fuck you wanna call it except cute.

What makes you think femanons are going to reply? What makes you think a ton of fags won't reply pretending to be girls?

>tips fedora

I like you

Looks wise I prefer uncircumcised, smooth, and pretty girthy. A thick looking dick is more appealing than one that's just long. I prefer there to be hair, but groomed/trimmed- I think fully shaved dicks look weirdly juvenile. I do like the balls to be shaved though.
I like a straight dick but a little curve is fine, preferably upward and not too extreme.

For sensation- I find that uncircumcised dicks are easier and thus more fun to play with if I'm using my hands. I won't have to use lube, and if I'm sucking I won't be worried about me not producing enough saliva.
Dicks that are too long can hurt in certain positions-my current boyfriend is pretty big and we have to be careful with doggy, because he occasionally goes too deep and hits my cervix (pressure on the cervix alone doesn't hurt me, but if it's sudden and hard it does hurt).
A thick dick feels nice too provided it's not too extreme. It might be slightly painful but it's good sort of pain, very satisfying, like being completely filled up.

Women dont give a fuck about your size.
They only care how it effects their social standing.
12inches or 2 inches, if he can boost her social standing she'll gladly fuck him.

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Patrician taste!

op is this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=qgJrJfGqzOM

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shaved, cut, in chastity

my fiancee is so well behaved since i took away his porn and masturbation. he prepares bubble baths for me, massages my feet for at least an hour a day, and i almost always falls asleep to a warm modest lovely little orgasm from his mouth while his penis remains caged.

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> No woman even likes dick

you made me laugh so hard man :)
i feel sorry for you

i concur, fantasizing (or even better watching) my bf jerking his dick is one of the best

once i got a small video as a present, i still have it, i still masturbate to it.

wanting a next one xD

hot af

does he get to fuck you on his birthday?

i unlock him and let him choose exactly the sex he wants, and he still almost only prefers my soles since he can last 2-3 mins between my arches and on about 30 in my pussy before i lock the cage back on his little penis : P but this year i took pity on him and let him fuck my feet and insisted he take my pussy hard and fuck me like a champ...after i put numbing cream and a condom on his lil' dicky lol

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cool. and you fuck around, right?

Does he enjoy pain ?

gtg after this psot late, but of course ! i have way too many needs for caged dick to satisfy. he loves to watch of course

more discomfort and frustration than pain

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