Why don’t you have a traditional submissive housewife Yea Forums?

Why don’t you have a traditional submissive housewife Yea Forums?
>cooks and cleans
>fucks on command
>always keeps herself looking pretty
>can be brought out into public without making you look foolish
>looks to you as her leader
>follows your orders
>irons your work shirts

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I do well about as traditional as possible

They don’t exist anymore

Because feminism fucked up everything

They do in Japan
>source trad jap waifu

I’d rather have a shitload of money

As do I

your question is fucking stupid and you should feel bad

Nice! How long married?

Oh but I do. Eastern European girls love you forever when you get them out of that shithole. They stick with you when western girls woul bail. Oh and slim.