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How do you fuck a girl that works for you?
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Ask?
If asking was all you had to do we'd all be getting laid. What kind of boss is attractive? What kind of girls get attracted to a boss easily?
Bump
Beyond that, it's just making friends with them like you would any other guy. You know what I mean? It's like saying how do you make friend with guy to play fortnite?
Same thing, except you're going to kiss and fuck them instead.
with your penis
Well here's some exposition for my confusion. Ive never been a boss before, and this is all new to me. I dont usually beat around the bush, im intense, confident, i want to fuck you and you know it. Maybe im also getting older and want to be more gentlemanly, if thats even possible now adays. No matter what obviously i cant have that overbearing personality at work, i dont want her to feel like she HAS to fuck me. Also "being friends" has never worked for me.
Thanks Jake.
On her desk, of course
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If you're the boss, you're going to get into some trouble with HR for fucking subordinates
Don't stick your dick in the company inkwell
Last bump?
offer her a raise
Stop trying to fuck up your workplace, faggot.
Ever manager Ive ever known fucked suboordinates.
Fire her on Xmas Eve then don't pay her in January
IF you're the boss the only people you can fuck at work is subordinates.
Dude, no. Don't even think about it. She can claim all sorts of HR issues if she doesn't get what she wants later. You would be giving her all kinds of ammo to sue the company and/or you. Just no. Control your damned dick for once.
Make her the boss first.
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Sauce, moar?
You make it her idea, not yours. To explain how to do that we would have to know her and you and since we don't, you just have to figure it out.
fat bitches be like
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she works for you. like any other employer you're screwing her in more ways than one already.
From a professional point of view: You don't. Not unless you want to open a can of hot burning shit. Do. Not. Go. There.
user, of all the women in the world, the only ones off-limits for your own protection are the ones who work for you.
I have seen some shit. A boss had a friend who worked for him. The friend had a female co-worker, the friend started tapping that. Friend and the woman break up. The woman files a complaint against the BOSS, not the friend who broke up with her. Said the boss intimidated her into going out with the friend. Felt she had no choice. Boss fired, friend kept job. Woman transferred to another store. WTF.
Another one. Boss hires gf to work for him. They break up. Ex-gf complains boss is harrassing her because she won't sleep with him anymore. Big manager doesn't give a shit, just wants peace. Boss fired, gf gets $3K to shut up, sign papers that she's all OK now, and she quits.
In today's world you don't know if a woman is going to play the #metoo card because nobody wants to fight it. Just stay away from the 0.0000001% of women in the world who can cause this kind of shitstorm in your life.
You place your penis inside her vagina and thrust rigorously until you ejaculate.
Don't fucking shit where you eat from stupid fucking idiot.
Seduce her.
You are already in an authority position which most women find attractive. Some day, when you are having a meeting 1 on 1 with her just take out your penis and start jerking it. Now most people will say that this will lead to you being fired or arrested but they are wrong. 9 out of 10 women will be shocked but will fuck you because the daring and boldness of the move excites them.