Anyone drive around the beach jacking off in their car to girls in thongs and bikinis ?

Anyone drive around the beach jacking off in their car to girls in thongs and bikinis ?

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nope

You’re missing out

No. Really, no.

You’re missing out

Just you, you lonely scrub. fucking loser

You’re missing out

Try going and talking to one of them.

>Human contact OMG NO
>Girls EEK
>WhAt Do I sAy user?!

Real pussy is leaps and bounds better than your hand you fucking faggot

Eh I’d rather just jack off to them.
Seriously, drive around your local beach on a sat or sun and if you don’t get an urge to just start jacking it your gay

> *you're
> calling people gay for not wanting to masturbate in public

I'll just fuck my fiance senseless instead but thanks

millenial self loathing and technology has progressed to the point where they no longer use their hands. they build imitation vaginas from household items like pringles cans and latex gloves.

I can not think of anything more sad, pathetic and beta than this

Drive around you’re local beach and if you don’t feel the urge to jack off you’re gay

>fiance
who cares you cuck why even add that in?

I don't drive around and jerk off in my car because I'm not a degenerate faggot with a mental illness, I fuck my girlfriend like a normal person.

at least you spelled "you're" correctly this time!
>round of applause

>not a cuck
>try again
>*autism intensifies*

wait, is your autism intensifying? lol.

In high school and college I HAD to go masturbate in the bathroom sometimes, or else I'd be sporting a hard on in all my classes. I usually tried to get it out of the way first thing in the morning but having a room mate made it difficult. My fiance tried to shame me like I was a pervert for doing that but it's a fucking bathroom, it's a place to relieve your organs of pressure from built of liquids you don't want in you. I didn't WANT to jerk off as quick as possible in a public bathroom, I'd much rather edge for two hours in the comfort of my bed. I was literally just trying to be modest and not make people uncomfortable with my raging hard-ons.

didn't your fiance ever go to the bathroom to jerk himself off?

Ewww the same pussy everyday

yeah you tell him. what a loser he is.
all you have to do is close your eyes and your homemade towel-glove-lube device can be literally anyone.

what's actually ironic is she's a camgirl and loves voyeur shit so she'll go in the woods near campus or by the river trails and take pics of herself stripping and masturbating. The chance of getting seen or caught excites her.

Yea youre so cool. See you on the cuckold thread cockboi

I sure love to JERK OFF WEW Join our new discord server no rules anything goes! pTZSnTf

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