What's the best male sex toy? Looking to buy one

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Magic Wand. Works equally well on clits and dicks, requires no consumables.

I had a Tenga and hated it, had several fleshlights over the years and have always ended up enjoying them. I did find they took some getting used to though, and I found it really hard to make myself cum inside the Fleshlight. This got easier over time to the point I could shake one out in just over a minute thirty.

I like these a lot

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Njoy pure wand

Anything that stimulates the prostate.

I mean I'm straight and that shit is amazing. They're worth the $40 with lube on Amazon.

Honesty for years I’ve used a vibrator on my cock and it feels so incredible...when I cum it’s for like 20 seconds. Just get a vibrator and try it out

How about this instead of a fleshlight
amazon.com/-/dp/B0733XLCKF

Are you still able to cum without a vibrator??

My first toy was a fleshlight, I enjoyed it. Obviously way better then using your hand, plus easy to clean, and fairly discreet.

Starting feeling a bit bored of it after awhile, and decided to pull the trigger, and get a hip type onahole. This ended up being way better then the fleshlight to me, being able to place it on your bed, desk, or whatever, and fuck it made the masturbation experience way better. I'd recommend skipping a fleshlight, and go right for one of those. Takes a bit more cleaning, and general care then a fleshlight, and can be a bit harder to hide if that is important to you, but oh so worth in imo.

Check out j-list or toy demon, I recommend those websites if your looking to get one.

Should I pay for an hour with an escort or buy a flashlight instead? They’re pretty similar in price but I can use a flashlight more often I guess but it’s not a real woman

Seconding this

yup was just thinking of breaking out my Helix Syn, everytime I get high that thing blows my mind

Those are for faggots, retarded, we're looking for sex toys for normal people.

Those are for faggots, retard, we're looking for sex toys for normal people.

spend $40 bucks on the the closest nigger walking on the street. It's like magic. They will take a dick for that.

Why fuck a fleshlight, which isn't a woman, when you can fuck bois, who are equally not women?

Bois are harder to find

because fucking boys makes you ghey

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I bought a back massager and I wedge it on my cock between my undies and it vibrates my cock. Hands free jizz sessions

Considering to buy it

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Just get a sybian

If you use the code Trisha on Adam and eve (they have a lot of male sex toys lol) you get half off and free shipping. Gl

Don't do it man, find you're local truck stop. arm yourself. bang a filthy vagina.

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gonna go with both at once, should be fun

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Oh sure, it just doesn’t feel as amazing unless I’m fucking.

I just got the stamina training flesh light and I think it's over hyped I second the truck stop hookers

My Aneros didn't work for me. I think because the one I got was too narrow. It also had a rough finish so I had to use a progression of sanding pads to get it glossy. I got a normal penis dildo and it does work with the right technique.

surprised this was the first reply kek

it is summer after all

Just get a gay friend. No need for toys.

One of these are pretty good. It's a long term commitment that can cost a bit, but if you get a decent one they'll keep themselves clean for you

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Lol irony

Who dat?

The only problem is they talk way too much

magic eyes lolinco torso is fucking awesome, anal feel so soft and relax and vagina is full of bumps and sphincters with different textures. worth every dollar.

i had the Progasm (not bad but didn't do much for me), but the Helix Syn is the absolutely perfect size/shape IMO
i have another toy, this LYNK prostate massager (in the image), it's pretty amazing really, just think the shape is slightly too short but otherwise it's seriously incredible

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Some do. It's exhausting. Can't even take them to a play or movie without constant interruptions. Need to get up and move at Alamo Drafthouse so you won't be ejected.

I don't like anything that can't be pressure steamed.

and this one, it has 2 parts that vibrate, the 2nd one rubs your perineum and that's pretty awesome too

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Absolute best dog vagina simulator. Accurate inside too.

But it's loud as fuck. So don't plan on using it with roommates nearby.

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Can confirm. Bought it for the wife. She doesn’t know I use it more than her...

the gorgeous georgia jones

Good to hear. My old discontinued Panabrator will need to be replaced and I was concerned those aren't powerful enough.

Which shape is the one you’re talking about?

Just ordered one of these, hopefully its as good as people say.

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i think you'll enjoy it

>bad dragon
watching videos of girls taking one of their dragon cocks in the ass with their cum lube is addicting

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Soo.. You've fucked a dog before?? What was the like?

A little ruff

OOOOO! Beast and pedo both in one! Was it incest too? (g'ma)

Hopefully, looking forward to one of these hands-frees

Pop bottle stuffed with barbed wire.

you cant buy kids

This unironically,
The La Bocca Della Verita by magic eyes

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FWIW it's a very different feeling, just don't expect it to feel like a regular orgasm or you'll be disappointed
it's just different and you've gotta be patient with it

I really like the tenga eggs. They will not last forever, but then they are also not very expensive. So you can try out a range of interior textures on a budget.

Got the tenga flip zero, it's pretty good, and lasts a while.
But mine started getting discolored after a while, even though I thoroughly rinsed it with hot water and soap after every use.
Guess the silicone only lasts for so long.

>Absolute best dog vagina simulator. Accurate inside too.
>But it's loud as fuck.

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>Accurate inside too.
wait, how do you know?

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Girls/Women

They show you a cutaway on their webpage.

If I was drinking tea it would be all over my monitor

Yes, but how do you know that it's actually accurate, and not just random ridges.

>it's a very different feeling, just don't expect it to feel like a regular orgasm
That's what makes it interesting

A black woman

you can if you're rich

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Amy's pussy

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schumer really put on a few

buy a dragon fleshlight here Join our new discord server no rules anything goes! pTZSnTf

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Was thinking of getting the Doc Johnson. Any experience?

gtfo I'm gay

youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

The doc Johnson is definitely the way to go. It changed my whole life

This 1 or upgrade it with 350$ for the near life sized

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That's a cumdumpster

Amy Schumer?
Yeah, she's a dumpster alright.

I wouldn't recommend jacking off with a flashlight. But a Fleshlight is pretty decent.