Anybody else just use a piss bottle instead of getting up to use the pisser like they already did ten minutes ago...

I don't have an infection, so no. Piss is sterile and isn't considered a biohazard until something is wrong. As long as it's clean it's good.

so far, nope. I don't do it often, and I haven't noticed a smell from it.

You got any piss bottle pictures

oh, okay. you do you i guess.

my bad, thought this was in reply to me.

I did this when I lived at home with my folks for a couple of years during my mid-20s, only I used beer bottles. I didn't have a nightstand, so I would set them on the floor. It became awkward when I surrounded the one side of the bed away from the wall with them. I almost had to climb into my bed.

Moral of the story: Don't live at home with your parents in during your 20s.

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how many more do you have?

pics please

oh damn, I like to piss in the mickey's bottles on account of the wide mouth.

i just have one empty into the toilet duh

I would piss into bottles for no good reason other than I was playing video games and didn't want to leave my spot.

I had a piss bottle collection. Anyone care to see a picture?

Used to do it, but then some anti-depressants I was taking (mixed with some other drugs I shouldn't have mixed) caused me to go on a psychotic break in which drank my own piss from one of the bottles. When I finally recovered, I was so disgusted with my actions that resolved never to leave bottles of piss around.

>I do the same thing because my parents complain about me using the bathroom to much.

What kind of parents complain about their kid going to the bathroom? Unless you're causing the waterbill to go up in the thousands, what's the deal?

I don't think there is anything wrong with pissing into bottles. I wish I could fill a water bed with my own pee.

This fucking thread.
Nothing I've seen here in the past 10 years has disturbed me as much as this fucking "Yea Forums-in-a-nutshell"-thread

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Why are you even here then? Politics? Go to another board or website.

Maybe he likes to feel disturbed? I know I do. Don't drive him off. He got trips!

OP here: I'm actually in my 20s right now and only live with dad to moderate his prescriptions. He had a couple overdoses that left him hospitalized a couple times in the past two years. Now I have to supervise him to make sure he's not overdosing and I put a key lock on my door so he can't get in to take any more medicine, unless he feels like breaking the knob off. So he couldn't find my piss bottles even if he wanted to.

Same here. Just today found one old bottle that i had forgot in the closet. There is a new life form in that bottle

Confirming the thesis. Anything that makes me feel something is welcome. That's what i am here for. So, just go ahead, you bottle-pissing fags.

dude shoot us a pic of the specimen

Yeah i only drink water from bottles because the water at my house tastes like lead so why not

yeah how does OP even piss into these little bottles without spilling? my dick isn't that big but i use 32oz vitamin water good for 2 uses before i have to empty it

Just put the hole of your dick hovering slighty over and pee, it takes steady hands not op btw

It helps to have a foreskin to use as a hose of sort, as long as you compensate for the pressure build up.

just hold your dick to where your urethra is aimed right inside and let loose. if you spill or miss, game over man. try again after you've washed your hands.

>my parents complain about me using the bathroom to much
Start pissing in the kitchen sink and I bet they'll quit their bitching.

Yeah lol if you have a foreskin and its in the bottle it will blow up like a balloon

yes

I got one too

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Lucky trips are lucky.

than post them pls

my rents are giant assholes. They consider everything in my life to be my fault while never admitting to the fact their shitty parents. Their delusional beyond belief and there really is no way of getting to them unless its like meaningless social gestures that rely no impact on their worldview. They are very passive aggressive.

so, what? you guys are all howard hughes?

Witnessed satanic trips.

I'd like to see a collection that can take on my troops.

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Trips

okay i understand that there are situations where u would piss in a bottle - but i may ask why u fucking keeping them?

I'm sorry for you, Yea Forumsro.
Still, you can't get more passive-aggressive than pissing in the kitchen sink.

but i'm pissing in a bottle because i'm lazy

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That's a ton of dark stuff...might want to get ur kidneys and liver checked

That's quite an impressive range of colors, user.
Also
>dat filename

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I thought it would be cool to make a bean bag chair but with piss bottles but I gave up.

even if you piss it out clear it will darken in a few hours

>saying rents in 2019
>they're shitty* not their
>that rely no impact on their worldview makes no sense

don't blame your parents for you being a fuck up user. I can tell what type you are already because I was that man for awhile. Just get your shit together. Plenty of successful people have shit parents. get your shit together and treat them with respect.

Anyone have the screen cap of pisslord, Yea Forumsro went live on periscope with a ton of piss bottles and poured and took a bath in the tub. ‘Twas an epic thread

i love you

I think its mainly dehydration

>I do the same thing because my parents complain about me using the bathroom to much.
>What kind of parents complain about their kid going to the bathroom? Unless you're causing the waterbill to go up in the thousands, what's the deal?
These kind of parents:
youtu.be/YWWWQR6nMZU

Maybe let itm evaporate and concentrate some chemical. Make ur trash into treasure

The trips are strong in this thread.

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Alright heres mine

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that would be such an epic battle but these are mere childrens games. Do you have a... boss?

What the fuck, Ray? That's a piss jug

sadly i did just throw away about 50 yesterday and an entire gallon bottle of arizona iced tea filled to the brim with piss

It's for the best that you got rid of them. Good work. Next time use a garbage can like this user did.

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Heres my favorite full to the top dark as wine and got some shit growing

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Seek help.

Dude that is so rancid, I love it. I would seal it up with electrical tape to preserve the specimen. >ALDI water

I bet it would be beautiful if you shook it up like a comfy snow globe.

Not bottles because I pee too much it won't fit, but in college I used to use 2 solo cups and dump them out the window because I didn't want to go to the bathroom because I had to go out in the hallway to do so and that would require putting on clothes.

i use a 1 gallon milk jug that i try to empty once a day. my and my parents bedroom are directly across the hall from the bathroom. i work nights so i wake up at 12:30am and drink energy drinks and water so i need to pee 3-4 times every morning i can't be going in and out of the bathroom while they're trying to sleep so jug it is.

I would as a wee boy still living at home because I'd drive around town drinking and smoking all night since my parents didn't know. Rather than going into walmart for the 500th time or risking a public urination charge i'd piss in those huge sonic route 44 cups. but now i just never leave my house and go to the bathroom like a normal person

Isn't it funny how when you are actively trying to be sneaky and quiet is when the parents wake up.

also sounds dumb that I'd have no problem being DUI but worried about public urination/intox. I've only seen a checkpoint once and i'd just drive in circles around the rich part of town where there aren't any cops

>trying to sneak out wine bottles on my way to work
>tied up tight in plastic bag so they don't clang together
>exit door with bag in hand, turn and start walking down the hallway
>*BANG* the bottles slam against the door frame
>hear "user are you okay?" in moms sleepy voice
>say "fine" and start hustling out the door before they come out and see the bottles

used to piss in jugs and bottles because of my dad lol, i was not allowed to use the toilet in the night
what a fuck

I actually miss pissing in milk jugs. I've since "grown" and got a girlfriend (lol normie) and bought a house together. But I drink a lot of tea and I hate having the use the toilet every 30 mins. And I hate hate HATE having to get up in the middle of the night to pee, all stumbling in the dark and shit. I have a hard time getting back to sleep. On top of all that, because I own a house, I have a water bill that I have to worry about (which, to be fair doesn't add up that MUCH.)

When my gf is at work and I have the day off, there have been instances where instead of having to trudge all the way up stairs to use the potty, I just grab an empty milk jug from the recycling bin and just use that.

Not related, but I've been feeling less and less about being in a relationship. Not solely because of not being able to pee in jugs, but it's a huge perk for me.

don't h8 on aldi water that shits cheap

the fuck is this?

jesus fuck I know I keep a few for a while but how the fuck do you keep all these

My friend is an avid pee jug user and he has a wicked anecdote that I like to tell people to justify the peeing in jugs:

He was in the military (chair force lol) and had to go through the whole boot camp process. While there, you're given an dorm bedroom, but there are multiple bed rooms connected to a one bathroom, so needless to say, my friend had a roommate of sorts.

One night, he woke up in the middle of the night having to pee, but saw that the light to the bathroom was on. Instead of dealing with talking to roommate, he got out a jug and peed into it and went back to sleep.

Friend woke up before normal wake up time to cops/officials waking him up to question him. Turns out, the roommate commited suicide in the bathroom. Had my friend actually gotten up to pee in the bathroom/confront roommate instead of just peeing in the bottle, he may very well have seen a dead body and traumatized himself for life.

So lesson learned: just pee in bottles, it may save your life.

No one else with any input?

Or if he hadn't been such an asocial dweeb he could have been there to save the guys life.

two reasons to pee in bottle 1) on security detail or stake out and can't leave location 2) you want to use pee as wild animal deterrent and get for free what you pay $3+ per jug at hardware store.

I'm proud to say, after moving out to my own flat, I never used peebottles again...
As it was mentioned before I too used this method to avoid contact with my family late at night, mostly bc they kept pestering me about staying awake for too long...

No you are a lazy and stupid.

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Lol. Piss hoarding. That's some TLC shit.

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Why not just grow up and move out, then you can stop being a lazy neckbeard and piss in a toilet like a normal person

But if it was well after the point of no return, why risk it?

My girlfriend said the same thing though, like /I'm/ the asshole who killed him.

But then you get your own house and bills and having to pay the water bill. This saves on that.

Dude what the fuck

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Nigga i was literally about to post this pic.

I actually used to do this, i was so lazy I would just lay on my stomach with my hips up and put a gatorade bottle under me.

but i got lazy with the bottle and realized i'd never keep it up and itd get awful. and i didnt want to answer questions lol.

my solution was just not drink more than i had to before bed. if i was thirsty, just drink enough to satiate my thirst to get me asleep.

Yeah I’m lazy as shit and live at home. We only have one bathroom so it is often occupied. Girls don’t seem to mind , which I thought is strange. I do it the most when I’m drinking and have to piss non stop or during sex or something where I don’t want to take the time to go all the way to the bathroom lol
I also horde dishes, I feel the 2 are related. Combo of being lazy and my house being busy or shitty. When I was a kid I couldn’t leave my room a lot of the time because things were bad in my house so I’ve always just had to live this way

Bro, I legit have ten or more gallons saved since around last summer. Originally, I had planned to use them just to leave outside to piss my landlord (my dad) off when he saw it, but I just ended up hiding them on my front porch when a girl was coming over to hang out. They've been there since because I don't know how to dispose of them now without being a nuisance or vomiting.

If you guys wanted to grow Tomato plants this spiring those piss bottled would be an absolutely insane nutrient for them. The longer its been in the bottle and fermented the better. It's shocking how much enriching the soil with plenty of piss can make pretty much any vegetable grow much better. Especially tomatoes

WTF is this thread... everybody proud of his own piss bottle collection... WTF

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Why use a piss bottle when you could wear a comfy diaper instead?

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archiving this for posterity

Rashes suck.

They do, but with powder or barrier cream it's more manageable. Having a good diaper helps tremendously too.

Eh, if it works for you it works for you. I personally don't take the ability to relieve outside of my pants for granted.

Used too when I drank. Knocking over fermented piss cans is not fun.

if my post is dubs you have to drink a sip

if my post is trips you have to down the whole thing