Hey Yea Forums whats the gayest experience you've had?

Bought this

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No it is DEFINITELY a kike conspiracy when you have the SAME fucking thread with the SAME fucking wording around the clock, 24 hours of the damn day. A real thread would have OP at least telling his/her own story. Notice OP has not ONCE replied to me or anyone else. You need to wake the fuck up.

> be me
> at friends house hanging out, playing ds games
> his younger brother comes in and wants to play too
> we play games for a bit but get bored
> friend goes into closet to get something and I jokingly hold the door closed and turn off the lights
> he gets a bit mad so I decide to go in closet so he can "prank" me back
> friends brother comes in with me
> friend goes and sulks
> I tell little brother that I'm hard and he wants to see
> I tell him to lick it like a popsicle
> he do
> Friend knocks on the door and I quickly pull my pants back up
> go back to playing games and never talk about it again

Clicking on one of these threads to call you a faggot and closet homosexual.

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Not gay but this is a yummy ass
Me too, felt good when they praised my dick

Also, I frequent chat rooms pretending either I'm a nympho young woman or a pretty aggressive bi guy

>Be last Tuesday
>Feeling super horny.
>Be "straight"
>Open Grindr account.
>Guy and I start talking.
>He convinces me to come over to his place, dude seems chill.
>Uber there, but when I get to his door, I only see half a face and an arm opening the door curtain.
>I panic thinking I'm going to die, and leave in my Uber.
>I get messages trying to convince me to go back.
>Be today.
>He messages me asking if I can come over.
>Tell him I'm busy.
>He throws a fit.
>Says that he got some good pictures of me on his door cam.
>Calls me cute.
>I'm scared.
>Help?

dude Yea Forums has lonely faggots as well as incels, it's a board for losers to get off together. relax. no one is forcing you to be in this thread, you can even make the inverse of this thread for straight stories and I wouldn't be in there sperging out like you are.

Valentine's Day 2018.
>Find out one-i-tis has a secret boyfriend (long story)
>Fall into a deep depression.
>Open up Grindr for an ego boost.
>Decent looking italian guy messages me, and he tries to talk me into hooking up.
>I tell him I'm just there for the ego boost.
>He insists.
>I delete app.
>Hours pass and I'm bored.
>I download the app and he messages me again.
>We started talking, and he tells me that I am not the first straight guy he has done stuff to do. That nobody has to find out.
>I find myself telling him to go to the restroom on a lonely building on campus.
> I am frozen.
>I go into the restroom and he's already there waiting for me. Our eyes lock and my head starts swelling.
>He smiles and motions me to the handicap stall.
>I take an eternity to begin moving, feel like running out but I would feel awkward to do so.
>I feel like I'm going to pass out. I am not in the stall and he sees that I'm motionless.
>Goes for the belt buckle and starts removing my underwear and jeans.
>As my underwear goes down my legs, I feel so vulnerable.
>His mouth begins blowing me with precision and experience.
>This feels good, but I still can't believe I'm doing it.
>Start thinking of all the people I know and what they would think.
>He starts raising my shirt with his palm, and starts kissing my stomach and chest.
>"Wtf is going on"
>I suddenly feel his hands squeeze my ass.
>My penis begins feeling warm.
"Your ass was meant for fucking, user" he says.
>He gets naked as I'm trying to not explode all over myself.
>I turn around and I can feel his head rubbing on my ass, playing around with my emotions.
>He grabbed my sides and I shuddered.
>He began to position myself, and I suddenly felt his hands reach for my shirt and began to remove it.
>What followed was initial pain and discomfort only for it to be replaced with grunts from him and a surreal feeling on my part.
>I still have fear approaching women. Never did it again.

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>be 16
>never think of guys in a sexual way...except for this one friend
>long, blonde hair, no body fat, soft facial features. He's hot
>staying over at my house one night
>smoking weed, watching tv
>parents don't lock Playboy Channel. Put it on
>out of the corner of my eye I notice his boner. I have one too
>take a leap of faith and start to rub mine outside of my pants
>he notices, does the same
>after a couple minutes can't take it anymore
>pull my dick out and start jacking off
>scared that he's going to freak out and tell everybody what a homo I am
>he doesn't. He takes his out too. Starts stroking it
>we're on opposite ends of a couch that I had in my room
>sneaking glances at him while we both jack off
>about to cum. Sneak another glance at him. He's already looking at me. Our eyes lock
>we both cum
>we clean up, don't say anything about it, carry on with our night as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred
>few hours later, not high anymore, Playboy Channel back on
>this time we're sitting right next to each other
>dicks out again
>another leap of faith
>reach over and start stroking him
>he immediately does the same to me
>feels so good. lean my head back and close my eyes
>then I feel his long hair draped across my lap
>open my eyes to watch him take my cock in his mouth
>holy fucking shit
>I tell him that I want his in my mouth too
>we reposition
>I'm so focused on how good my dick feels inside his mouth that I don't notice his start to twitch
>he fills my mouth with his cum. Seconds later I return the favor
>we both swallow
>kiss each other for several minutes
>fall asleep totally naked, spooning
>we were inseparable after that
>around our other friends we acted like regular bros
>by ourselves we were totally gay
>continued on like this for another couple years, until his family moved