How to make money online?

of course, but then i need the fee in advance

I understand stocks and bonds, what are options?

create a yt channel with faked pranks, meaningless vlogs and tell the viewers in every 2nd video that you want to kys

give me a hint, what do you do?

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options can mean a couple of things.
generally you're gambling on whether somebody will wish to buy or sell a security/stock at a given time period.
investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp

I am doing survey's to make $25 so I can buy my girlfriend a promise ring because I don't want to use my money so It's easier to make money doing some 15-30 minute survey's you can't just pick a bunch of bs like you really gonna do the survey's most I made was like $2 from one survey normally I make $0.50 per survey a few times I made $0.10 but eh some thing to do when I am bored, you can only do 3 survey's a day I am waiting to get my last 3 so I can cash out.

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couldn't you have just worked an extra hour or two at your job and made this money quicker?

ebay and amazon are amongst places one of them outlets
One sells phyiscal goods as somewhat of a middleman
The other sells entirely digital goods, wholesale

No nigga
>working in 2019
Sheep mentality I need to work or I will lose all my toy's.
Complains about how the world has a money problem but people are too pussy to quit their jobs.
In fear they will lose every thing, nigga if every one quit their jobs ain't no one going to take your house or your car because no one works at the bank anymore.
Sheep mentality makes people scared to quit thus, we will never fix the money problem

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Wow. Imagine being this retarded.
Question, if everyone quits their jobs and just decides to do nothing all day, produce no value, then how will we get food? Grown and purchased? How will your internet work? how will civilization continue to be civilized?

I bet you're on government hand outs.

shut up nigger

wow, racism in the current year.

I am going to tell you how make at least $100 per month however you need to have never been banned from Google adsense.
What you do is start a YouTube channel make a channel for a livestreamer like Ice Poseidon recaps clip only the good parts out of the video say no longer then 5 minutes of good funny shit like him getting swatted or anything that is funny if you can't come up with funnier shit them him getting swatted all the time then your channel is gonna be shit and don't use Ice Poseidon use some other live steamers videos and clip them
Until you get 1,000 subs and 4,000+ hours of views you will not be able to monetize and don't buy fake subs YouTube will fuck you for it

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So you ARE on government benefits? Preaching how everyone else should stop producing, while you directly benefit from their production.

Confirmed retard. You are the nigger sir.

Get ass raped by a bunch of niggers and post link on this site. Faggots here would pay to see

My best advice would be to become a woman. You're not gonna paid for existing like a pretty chick can

the highest paid people on youtube and twitch are men

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provide a service or product to people online

that's how

yeah, but there are more sex workers than professional jewtubers.
get learned you fucking pleb.

A really, really bad idea unless you know what you're doing

Calls working sheep mentality.
>thinks everyone should quit working and just do nothing, like a sheep.

do shabbos goys really believe this?

send fake invoices to major companies

It counts, but the average btard doesn't accept this as valid, because he's a lazy shit.

what is this surveys site? does it pay on paypal?

Every easy method has been saturated by people, so you have to have some skillsets that the average person doesn't.

The things that will always work:

Website with ads with good articles/guides
Youtube with original content

But $$ will not be great unless you work at it. It's never going to make you rich, but having an extra $100-X a month doesn't hurt.

The idea is to make passive income, and get a REAL JOB.

I offer a femanon $20 in btc for answer me naughty questions.

Fakecheck will be done!

I dont want to post it here, but if and only if you have around 100-200 to spend each month I can give you a way to double and even triple it. It will not work right after a month or two. You need to be persistent. It's something you need to advertise and most of your "investment" is to buy ads. I will just tell you where and how. And give you a product to promote obviously. I can be your mentor. Not a pyramid, but you will be my referral and I will earn when you earn so it's in my best interest to make it work.
[email protected]
I will reply tomorrow, too sleepy.

to do this you also need large sums of money which im sure OP doesn't have

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actually nobody said that
he just said "shut up nigger"
you're putting words in his mouth like a self-righteous faggot

also most people have enough food for 1-2 weeks
Food would probably be the one industry that would stay open throughout the whole ordeal for obvious reasons and it's likely telecommunications would be running on a skeleton crew

>pretending to be someone else
this shit is why we need ids

donate plasma

yeah we do need IDs so you can see that i'm not samefagging

you're just wrong, deal with it lol

sounds like a pyramid

Try this guy's stuff?

Anyone here try it? Sounds decent enough, and just like anything else, you gotta actually try and put effort into it to be successful.

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Tai Lopez is a fucking joke, and you should feel bad

U will get copystriked

Retard

HODL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

I haven't tried it, just curious if anyone here has.

short PRAN
buy NEWL

Ok, the following works the best if you're a femanon, but with some prep it also works for males.

Just post pics of your feet on twitter (If you're a male you might have to shave them first) with some nailpolish on. Eventually some creeps starts to ask if he could get more pics in exchange for money, just suck all the shekels out of the retard that you can, send the pics and find your next victim.

This method is pretty much foolproof, assuming you're not a drooling retard (but you're on Yea Forums, so there's a higher-than-average chance of that) and there's also the bonus of knowing that some retard jerked off to your disgusting, man-feet.

Selling your nudes or feet pics.
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Hi, are you searching for a true ACTIVE discord server to hang out and make friends?
Where the mods aren't power hungry?
Look no more!

We have MEMES, tons of LEWDS, a selfie channel, comfy channel, lots of E-Girls (Traps/Femboys too!).

it's a meme, op. it's only for over-qualified people who have an expertise of some kind. if you only have a high school education, i would forget it

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become a pimp

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hawt

this is b, where are the mods banning your ass, oh yea this place died ages ago thanks to your kind

So is it constitutional for some people to have a right like say for instance the pursuit of happiness by smoking pot in one part and people in other parts not be allowed too also? Or does something like that just apply constitutionally when someone is marking the tires of a car to see if it has moved

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Attack of the /pol/

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you misspelled "real life"

make youtube videos where you get a TTS program to read out threads from Yea Forums.

You rob people at gun point online and steal their money

You need vagina

Sell your sperm to lesbians that want babies. I know a guy made almost $30k last year doing it.

How do i learn porgraming online that leads to a real job .

More info on that, i demand.