"Nyaa!!! It's cold outside!"

Straight sex? Are you a girl...?

Ah, we're waiting time already. Someone's gonna see us if we don't do this fast! Do you wanna bend over or do you want to toy with my hole?

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NO! I am a guy but you have boobs and therefore that makes you a girl, so it is straight. I am going to toy with your hole and you will be come my new fuck piece.

Ohhhhhhh! Yeah lots of people mistake me for a girl because I've got big tits, but I'm really a boy. See, balls and everything! Not a single ounce of girl here~

So it's completely IMPOSSIBLE for you to have straight sex with me

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wtf

D-duh... i-is there something wrong sir? I'm in the right restroom, right? T-this is the boy's room, isn't it?

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P-please sir, I don't know the way out, I've been stuck in here all day!

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But you are dummy thick which means I want and need to fuck you! Your cock cannot be bigger than mine!
You cannot leave until you say the magic word!

nice nice

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I know I'm very pretty for a boy, but just because I'm a boy doesn't mean we can't love each other!

Magic word, uhh.... is it "fuck tripfags and jannies?" or something like that....? Please just let me out, I'm gonna get caught!

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No! We are gonna fuck until someone sees you and you thank me for saving you! That is when and only when! Also that magic word was wrong so try again dummy!

Uhm... is it "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me please!!! get my boywomb pregnant!" or something...? Please tell me I'm getting close, I can't stop cumming in here!

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BASED thread

BASED on mexican kindergarten (pentathlon)
"Tijuana tortillas no fuma mota"

What the fuck? I was fucking you! Who said you could cum in here you fucker! But yes that is the right password, now take me home!

chingada tu madre means hello in spanish!

But I still don't have any clothes! We can't leave without getting me some boy clothes!

...

Oh no I hear someone coming, what do we do??

*spurts cum like a startled octopus as a defensive measure.*

AHHH!! THERE HE IS!!!!

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>tfw your girlfriend has a fat sack

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Its means Apocalypse in navajo

Take my clothes boy!! I can survive being naked!
*Rips off the clothes places them over your gigantic colossus cock*
No need to be afraid! I am here! No need to be an afraid octopussy!
Yoink, that is my girlfriend now!

I love the navajo...

>When your boyfriend has huge tits

Fixed

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furryyy menace!

Thanks for this shirt, I think it really suits me! Where's your place?

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It is just up the street! Try not to cum everywhere and on everything until we get there...also don't get your cock caught on anything!

You don't mind if we stop at the laundromat to clean this shirt really fast, do you? It's not like it's peak hours and I have no other clothing or anything hahahaha

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Fine fine, just hurry up! I am getting really fucking horny and I need a release, HURRY UP!!

Don't worry, we'll be having lots of gay sex soon!
Just chat with me for a minute, and hope no one comes in. If they do, I can cum right in their face and then we can make our getaway!

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Fine fine, but what if multiple people come in at the same time? Can you take down multiple people with just one shot? Stop looking at your phone when I am talking to you!

I think that if I twitched my hole enough I could probably firehose down a few of them....

I guess if they're girls we'll both have to get them pregnant to scare them off!

...

Ugh, all this talk of anus-winking made me jizz all over myself again. Oh well! That's what janitors are for, right? We should probably start heading home, there's a subway station nearby that leads right to my apartment!

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wow this is hot and horny wow..... . .. .....

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Don't you think so? It's lots of fun!!!

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thank u 4 the reply... very horny! will be monitoring thread closely (very)...... . . . ..... . . .. ... .. .....

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I'm so glad! Please, enjoy looking at another man's body as much as you like

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Your apartment? I thought we were going to my apartment! But whatever. Your apartment better not be covered or smell of cum. Lead the way and I will keep you safe.

>enjoy looking at another man's body as much as you like

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Thank you so much! I always get so nervous someone will say something mean about my penis, or get mad about how much I drip everywhere... sometimes I wish I was a girl, so I wouldn't have to deal with this all the time! I hope you can milk me really good when we get home... it'd be nice to go outside without dripping everywhere!

Of course it is~ But it still feels good, don't you think~ It's natural to lust after other men when they've got nice soft breasts

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Mine now as well!
I am fine with it as long as you give me the sex that you have promised me. I shall treat you like a girl for the evening or for however long you wish. Just no cumming in my eyes.

Finally, we're home! Now I can strip naked again in peace.

I don't wanna be treated like a girl, really! I just wish my dick weren't so annoying... What's it like having a normal dick? Mine is all drippy because my hormones are all funny, which is also why I've got such big breasts and hips and thighs, and a really high voice for a boy.

Also, what kind of outfit do you want me to wear when I milk your dick with my back hole?

...

I'm checking this thread, and wow! There's so many people watching it! Come look at all these notifications on my phone!

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BRAP

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Why not just keep your dick in an onahole all the time? That could help with all the dripping and hormones. Normal cocks are the best, I should know. I have one.
I want you in a maid outfit but if you don't have that wear something shows off your huge cock or breasts!
Balancing a phone on your cock is so impressive woooowweee!

I don't really keep lots of girl clothes here because I'm a boy, but I have this that someone bought me for a christmas party at work! I can't believe they bought a GIRL outfit, how stupid do they think I am?

Then I got fired... they said I "wasn't covered up enough..." did they really think my dick wouldn't be sticking out? It's almost like they thought I wouldn't have a huge, dripping cock or something!

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fart on his balls

How rude! That won't make me warm, and it won't solve ANYTHING!

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Don't fucking fart on my balls!
Mmm...Do you have anything even more revealing?I like your huge dripping, frothing cock but you will need something that really accentuates that unique body of yours you know!

I could take off the girl's bra and panties, maybe put on some heels. What do you think?

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(mfw) i see the cute boy with boobs + hips + nips + booty. very nice!

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Oooor, ehehehehehe~ I got this thong at a gay sex shop, with a special spot to hold my balls~

Aww, thank you

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you can use my face as your ball holder anytime bby ;)

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YES! I love cummies!
I like the heels please!
I like this outfit as well!

Aww, thank you! They get so heavy sometimes, and it'd be nice to have someone to rest my balls on when I'm watching TV or relaxing... I might cum though, and I don't shower very often, so I might smell really bad sometimes. You don't mind... right?
I didn't know other boys dripped like that usually! It's good to know I'm not the only one.
Alright, it's settled! Let's have lots of gay anal sex and shoot sperm all over my house until it smells forever!

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Most certainly!! Get on your knees and the sperm will go all over the place and especially inside of you!

Yeah! Make sure to sloppily lick my hole before you rape me, I've been a little tight lately and wouldn't want you to feel anything but pure velvet when you slide in.

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I don't mind even if you've just worked out and they're really sweaty.
you can rub them all over my face and I'll sit still like a good boy so your relaxation won't be disturbed.

Thank you so much! Even just sitting here my balls are getting soooo full...

*huff*

Could you just slide your face under my ass and keep my balls in your mouth? I know my anus will be right there, rubbing and winking all over your face, but I hope you can endure it!

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No raping! Just crazy fucking!
*licking your black hole, my tongue turning your insides into absolute velvet and pure bliss. All sorts of sloppy noises filling your tight tight tight extremely tight hole*
Now say that feels good!

y-yes.
keeping your balls in my mouth may hamper my breathing slightly but I don't mind.
you can leave them there as long as you like if you find it comfortable.

That feels so nice~~ I get so tense back there sometimes

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I love mating! I am gonna mate you so fucking good! You are gonna beg me to fuck you until your balls are drained of cum from my mating!
Milk my cock with all your power now! Do it! FUCKING DO IT!

try to hold it in but i'll try my best to endure even if you frost my face and seal up my eye sockets with your thick jizz

NYAHHHHHHHH~~~~

IT FEELS SO GOOOD~~~ IT'S LIKE I'M GETTING PREGNANTTTT~

AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHH IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN!!!!!

DRAIN ME DRAIN ME DRAIN ME!!! CRUSH MY PROSTATE!!!

OOOHHHHH~~~~~

...

Mmm. Thank you! I feel much better now.

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So quick and done already?! I WASN'T DONE CRUSHING YOUR PROSTATE!

Thank you so much! Say, would you mind being my pillow too? My usual one gets soggy because I have lots of wet dreams and cum dozens of times every night. Just don't wear any clothes, or else they'll get all mushy and wet every night!

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Ahhh... ahhh...

S-sorry... I get really pent up and cum sooo easily... Please, keep pounding me until your satisfied, even if I squirm and yell even more!

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~y-yes
please let me be your body pillow
push me bend me twist me and soak me all you want, i'll be a good pillow, much more durable then your usual pillows no matter how you abuse me

Yeah you better be fucking sorry... Cum all over yourself and call yourself a cum slut you filthy cum drinking slut! Yell my name!!

Mmf~ Thank you so much, I have so many wet dreams and get everything so messy :(

Climb into bed with me, I'm getting tired already

...

S-sorry, I have a huge boner, and I'm already leaking... you didn't wear clothes like I told you, right?

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Ahhh... ahn... ohhhhh

I-I don't have enough stamina....

I can't stop cumming...

ahhh... Ahhhhh..... AHHHHHHH!!!! IT KEEPS COMING OUT!!!

OOOOOHHHH~ IT FEELS WARM IN MY GUTS

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How does it feel to be fucked by a normal cock huh? A not freakish cock like yours making you make a mess out of everything and everyone! I dare you to eat your own cum as well you slut!

y-yeah, I took off all my clothes *blushes and climbs in*
g-good night

Ahh... Thanks, I'm not used to cuddling up to something so warm and soft~

I hope our cocks rubbing together all night doesn't bother you... You might wanna shower when we wake up, because you'll smell like seed all over...

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Ahhh.. N-no! Don't say that!

I-I'm a normal boy!!! I just leak a lot!!!

Ohhh.... ahhhnnn...

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Leak all over yourself you freakish boy... I told you to eat your cum so getting eat right now! Freakish cock. Freakish cock! Eat cum or I will cum in your eyes!

O-ok, I'll eat it but only if you stop saying mean things about me! I'm a perfectly normal boy!!!

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Suuure you are, eat it all up and say you are a perfectly normal slut boy.... and then eat all of my cum!

Ahhh.... I'm... I'm a perfectly normal boy... No matter how much cum fills up my guts and spurts out of my balls!

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Did I ask for your opinion? I said eat my cum and suck on my balls!! No, just suck on my cock until cum shoots out of your nose!!

Mmm~ Ok

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nyaaaaaaa Ɛ>

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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How does it taste? How does it feel? How does it smell?

COMFF...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Ahh... It tastes like my own cum... feels like banana pudding...

And smells like my bedsheets in the morning

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Now suck on my balls and tell me you love them!!! My banana pudding cum!

Imagine being this mentally ill

I'm sorry but I don't have anymore playtime! I'll be back soon, m'kay?

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oh my g*d rub it on my nipples

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Bye bye!!

mashing on these boys

imagine training an army of giant crabs to take over eurasia

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lewd stuff is gross I just want kisses and hugs!

based and pure pilled

Ahh... good morning everybody!!!!! I slept really well last night, what should we do first today?

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buye u an chasity cage, boners r ebil

Hey! This isn't nice! It's mean! Let me out already!!!

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*kick the bole*

OWWWW!!! STOP HITTING THEM THEY'RE SENSITIVE!!!

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Why does this dude have gynecomastia?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

He just has some hormonal problems is all. Otherwise, he's perfectly healthy!

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>this whole fucking thread
i admire your autism

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You sure? His hips are pretty wide for a male. He might have some sort of a genetic disease. Klinefelter syndrone maybe?

You never told me you were back!

Chang your porn ways and get invested in touhou!

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damn, why this girl dont stop cumming

So this is what Little Mac is doing these days huh