What would you do, anons?

take blue pill, find guy who took red pill, mind read his bitcoin password, done

Tesla

Red. I could have gotten laid at twelve and never realized it until years later. That is why I am on Yea Forums now.

Red. But also wouldn’t be fun having my alcoholic parents berate me non stop again and going to school smelling bad because my mom would beat me if I tried to do my laundry

Red

red

Red.
Just so I get the chance to fuck my sister again.

I don't know if blue pill is worth it. The radius is pretty crap and you'd need knowledge of psychology to take advantage of anything you'd learn from reading a mind. Maybe I'm biased from my absolutely digusting life but red sounds way nicer, gotta go with that one. Please, Lord Kek, let me do it all over again.

you're uncle will still fuck you user. hope is not lost

Blue. I could pretty easily learn some fun stuff.

Red becomes useless once you change 1 or 2 things about yourself. Because then you change your experiences.

Red, obviously.

Red is best.

Apple

Blue all the way.

Does it have to be 12? Old man here, blue wouldn't do much good anymore. But 12 was probably the worst years of my life. How about 8 so I can change that? Or 16, when things got better?
Oh well, guess I'll take the red and deal with it.

Red

Eat both thumbs like a baboon so he cant stop me from taking both pills

this but also things like google, youtube, skype, sports betting etc.
bitcoin's an obvious one but it didnt hit it's biggest value until only last year, i'm not waiting 20 years to cash in

RED. RED RED RED RED RED RED. RED.

Noone mentions trips. /B has fallen so hard.
Kys mfers.

I hope you idiots know that time travel investing is subject to the butterfly effect.

Red Me Boi!

I'm pretty sure that poorfags with 300 dollars aren't going to significantly change anything by investing in shit that will fucktuple in value.

kidnap a rich kid from high school hold them at gunpoint . drive to their insider trading shit fathers mansion. get within 20 ft. Show corrupt whitename father His retard seed son the result of some dumb whore he knocked up because he was rich. Have him sign into computer. Absorb all knowledge. Kill insider trader boomer father. Hold back on dumping all stocks because FBI. Wait 3 months. Buy stocks with laundered money.

Got 'em

Was gonna say red but then realized my teenage years sucked (beyond my control). I'll take blue and be the world's only real psychic. Gotta be some cash in that, even if it's a boring job doing interrogations for the government.

take the red pill, time to start investing in apple and bitcoin with everything I have and cashing out in 2019

Red. I want to be young again.

Blue is superior bc you can basically take over the world after that if you know when to ask people what questions.....

But I mean being 12 again would be cool especially with what I know about the vagina as an adult

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itt actual retards who don't know anything about money or taking advantage of the jew exchange and or money and or retarded.

you know that saying with butterfly came up from chinese saying about a butterfly swinging his wings and couse a storm miles from it. But we all know that is not how it works in rl. So a minder change on stocks and winning lottery a few times would not change that much.
Example there was a good bet chance on one London brocker if Trump would win the election i just bet 50$ back then if i could do it again i would use 50k for the bet and no one would be offended. Yes if you would put too much into one "bet" it could change a reaction on stockmarket but here should be a very few guys that could have that much money to do so. Butterfly effect could be more a problem with interaction with people in your surrounding but there are many ways out of it and if people that use this chance aka redpill would take time to think about it.

go home you're drunk

The ability to read minds is most likely not as cool or helpfull as you wish.
People think all sort of shit and lie to themself constantly. You will have quite some sex and probably enaugh money to live but thats about it.

Red on the other hand lets you have a look the future, you can win lotto, invest in only profits, become the richest guy on earth and ACTUALLY make a difference all by yourself.

take red

it much easer money that you think you could blackmail everybody that have a contact with you , knowing there needs and how to manipulate them also knowing the bankdata so you just need a fast global money transfer systemsomething like bitcoin where you can not trace where it came from.

>Take both
>12 y old can redo my life
>can manipulate everyone in my surrounding

Anything but red. Family problems, school problems, I was in such deep shit at that time

Please explain hownthat makes any sense drunk or sober. Usually substance abussive parebts are also fucking lazy parasites I'd assume they would appreciate their offspring doing their housework for them

Your worst time defined what kind of person you turned in to youre being given the change to navigate your way out of it equipped with the tools to better yourself. You wouldn't?

Hmm why the offer user? have you taken them? where do you get them?
Nice trips tho.

Redpill would be great, but I think I would be insanely frustrated by the slow internet and lack of porn though it would be nice to relive enjoyable moments and possibly fuck girls.

Blue all day

It's hard to say. I was still fat when I was 12 years old. I really only want to go back to the point before I became fat and ruined my body in more than one way.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Checked, and blue. Too much potential for butterfly effect bullshit with reverse time travel.

Red. Invest in Tesla. Start climbing seriously in high school and fuck as many girls as I can

You dont need mind reading pills to know that people think poorly of you

Take the red pill the. Take the blue pill

Reepillme!

Whatever gets you more high

redpill after memorizing multiple winning lottery number combinations on dates when no one won.

Blue. You cannot retain your memories if time travel were possible. Innocence is merely the absence of experience. You can't have both

Except bitcoin is very easily traceable once you buy something.

Red is the fucking obvious choice, I'd go fucking suicidal if I could read minds

Having that red pill is my greatest wish

both

bitcoin a lot of them

Red pill. Blue pill is a curse unless you can turn it off.

blue, i don't wanna fucking change the present, and break anything.

Redpill.

Save every dollar I make and mine/buy bitcoin.

In early 2010, bitcoin was worth $0.008. $1 could buy 125 bitcoin.

I remember in 2010 I wasted $2000 on a gaming PC, if I put that in bitcoin, it would be worth 5 billion dollars at bitcoins height.

However, if I remembered the highs and lows and bought and resold during these periods. I would have something closer to 1 trillion dollars.

Go on...

Red. I just want to see my mother one more time.

>Blue pill is a curse unless you can turn it off
-guy having fantasies fucking his tortal

Red pill
Start taking female hormones
Become qt 3.14 trap
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Profit off of anti discrimination case

Red pill to infinity. I would relive 12 to 29 over and over again until each year was perfect.

>over and over again
Would you use one of those passes to improve your reading comprehension skills?

So if you take half of each pill you turn back to age 24 and can read minds that are within 10ft?

Red
>get rich and dont date my ex at all

Red Pill. Become bitcoin billionaire.

Blue pill- make millions playing poker.

Right, because you know the lotto numbers that won? Betting on sports and world events would be a better option.
>yfw you realize that this actually happened and some btard placed the bets on 9/11

Given all of my actual problems, red.

Ban all of you faggots that are red pilling. No 12 yr old faggots here. Plus we got a bunch of bitcoin faggots in here. You do know that you only make money with other ppls money right? If all 100 of you red pilling faggots bought bitcoin in hopes of being billionaires, keep wishing dumbasses.

Blue, cause im still fairly young and it sounds way more fun.

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No, the offer is right now. Take one or none.

I would say blue, so I can take advantage of everyone I meet. But honestly, if I go back in time I can just invest in Google / YouTube / Amazon and become filthy fucking rich. I'm turning 30 in two weeks, so waiting another 18 years to make bank? Hell yeah. Plus I can redo my beta as fuck highschool years. We are talking Grandmaster Wizard levels here. Didn't lose my virginity until college, lol

Red pill. I will consecutively bet my life savings on every single major sporting event, and win the jackpot on every single national lottery.

Plus fuck all the girls that i was too retarded to know actually was into me.

Problem with red is that I do have a hand full of people that I like right now and I don't know if I'd manage to get to know them again.
But even if you do, every thing that you've experienced with them is just gone and they don't know it.

Sounds pretty fucking depressing to me, so blue one, I guess.

I'm old enough that blue wouldn't help me change much. But having my current knowledge back in 1989 would let me position myself much, much better in life since I basically fucked around from '95 to '15.

Blue pill. Living in the past is unhealthy

Red all the way. Imagine being a 14 yr old billionaire. Slaying 14 year old puss left and right.

Imagine being 12, I'd start betting on every sporting event I could remember the outcome off (unless I'm allowed to bring lottery numbers).

Reinvest the winnings into internet companies (I'd go back to 91). Be massively short 9/11 (wouldn't want to change the past too much).

Imagine going long oil in 2007 with leverage, sell out summer 2008. Imagine being short in september 2008.

Imagine buying FB at 16$. Or google below 100$.

Imagine how much money you'd make. You'd be a modern god.

Why the fuck would I take the blue pill just to learn that most people don't like me? I know that already.

You could just buy new friends.

schizo post

I remember when faggots on Yea Forums were buying "free" pizzas with their worthless bitcoin. All I would have to do is keep shitposting on this board and I would have plenty of money. I only need a couple million to comfortably live the rest of my life.

Red pill

People are saying red pill so they can get rich. Takes too long. You can get rich with reading people's minds. Try professional poker.

That sounds even more sad, my dude.

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It really doesn't take that long. Bet on sports when you're 12 years old, starting out with $20, by the end of the year you have $2bn if you manage 50% return per week (should be doable when you know the results in advance).

Obviously you'd need to put your earnings into stocks you know do well, but still. It's very doable, you'll be rich within a year or two.

red

Friends are imaginary in any event.

Sure, but I'm almost 50 so all I'd be able to do with it is retire comfortably.
But with my current knowledge at age 12, I'd be able to graduate high school with a 4.0 GPA and a full ride to an Ivy League, parlay that into high paying tech industry jobs. I'd know when to invest and sell certain stocks (remember Enron?) And place bets against world events and buy/sell real estate.

Yeah, it's a flawless plan. By the time you're 50 again you'll own most of the world.

Red.

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