>be me >18th birthday >female friend of mine throws a party >8/10, huge tits >gets booze, the whole 9 yards >good times.jpeg >party winds down, end up at her place >getting ready to turn in for the night >she comes out of her room >"hey user, come to bed with me" >i have some lumbar spine issues, assume she's being polite >"that's ok, I'll be fine on the couch" >visible confusion >"user, come to bed with me" >"the couch is fine" >"no, user, COME TO BED WITH ME >insist that the couch is fine >she says "fine!" and leaves in a huff >whatever
Holy fuck. user how the actually fuck. I didn't realize that people could be that retarded
David Barnes
Amazing, isn't it? Always wondered why girls never flirted with me. Told recently by several friends that they always are. Turns out I have no idea how to flirt or respond to it. Autism is a bitch.
Connor Hall
Legit autism bruh?
Imagine being good looking and smart but being completely fucking oblivious to people flirting with you. That makes me sad for myself, I get nothing.
Jacob Wood
Hell, might as well put another one out there.
>be me >probably 19-20 >been texting this girl for a while >cute as hell, 9/10 >she tells me to come to her house >I ask what for >"if you come over, I'll curl your toes ;)" >run retardation.exe >i think she's threatening to tickle me >"why in the hell would I want that?" >she never speaks to me again >took me an embarrassingly long time to realize what she meant >mfw
Idk if legit, never seen a professional about it. Only explanation I have. That or I'm missing a chunk of my brain.
I'm not even good looking (to my knowledge). People apparently find me funny and charming, even though I never have any intention to be. And I'm to retarded to put it to use.
David Sanchez
We gotta find someone good looking then we can be a whole ass person
Aaron Murphy
Even a person to whisper "flirting" in my ear when it happens would be a godsend.
Ryan Adams
Autism is a lie
Chase Green
Anyone else have stories? I can't be the only person this retarded on this site.
Jonathan Cooper
If only.
James Gonzalez
We only find your kind rarely
Tyler Edwards
Even in this festering den of aspies, I'm a socially stunted unicorn.
Jonathan Rogers
>be me >Talking with this 8.7/10 >"I heard bigger guys like you have huge dicks" >"I'd sure like to help you find out" >What I actually said was "yeah idk" >Stopped flirting with me for the rest of hish school. Now she has a kid and lives half way across the country. Just recently figured out she was flirting. FML.
Connor Peterson
Reminds me of another layer I forgot to add to my original post.
>be me, again >3 days before birthday >8/10 from story is talking to me >talking about how much guys like me turn her on >I think she's messing with me or something >"you know what, user? Your getting laid for your birthday" >"good luck finding someone who'll fuck me" >"oh, I think I know someone"
How the fuckshit did this fly over my head? Also, thank you for sharing your story. I find your failure comforting.
Alexander Thompson
Fuck it, might as well
>be me >about 16 in hs >take an afternoon study hall ordeal >meet a solid 7/10 >talk a bit >she’s awkward and spastic around everyone but me >leave class walking together >she says her house is close, if i could walk her home >we get to talk more so idc >get to her house and i see a fucking pitbull w chains on it’s neck >the dog can smell the pussy on me >”user, you wanna come in? My mon wont be home for another hour or so.” >she’s pulling my hand at this point >”sorry, im really hungry and ive gotta go home.” >walk 3 miles home and think ab what i did >mfw i realized what she was insentivising >mfw the dog is outside and cant go in >mfw im trying to convince myself it’s all bc i didnt have condoms
Thank you for sharing user, I'm sorry for your lost opportunity.
Christopher Parker
Guess I'll throw another one out there.
>be me >19-20 (better social life then) >met a female friend for dinner >another 8/10 with massive tits >went back to her place >says she wants to change into something comfortable >does so right in front of me >sits on couch next to me >puts her hands on my lap >"you know, user, my mom is already sure we're fucking" >"we might as well then" "hate to disappoint her" >that's what I should have said >instead I ask her if she always talks to her mom about who she's banging >sit awkwardly on the couch for a few minutes until she makes some excuse about why I should leave >again, took me ages to realize she was trying to fuck
At least I got to see her semi-nude. Small victories,I suppose. Her mom sent me nudes at one point, but that's another story.
Hudson Brooks
I'm gonna turn in soon, so last call for retarded stories/ roasting this retard in particular.
>be me >hanging at yet another female friend's place >not sure if this one was trying to bang me >get a text from a strange number >says she's other friend's mom >ask her what she wants >"an older woman like me could teach you a few things >i decline >"no strings attached, just come over and do what you do" >this text is followed by a series of increasing explicit pictures >actually not half bad for a woman with two kids >I decline again
Why, you might ask? I wanted to bang that female friend, and didn't want to make her mad by fucking her mother. Yes, I was still awkwardly pursuing the girl who'd stripped down right in front of me and draped her hands on my dick. I am a retard.
Isaac Sanders
Well autistic people probably shouldn't have babies so it's probably good that you guys can't figure it out. It's like autism has a self correcting mechanism that prevents it from spreading.
