New religion. Trips decides what's religious canon

New religion. Trips decides what's religious canon.

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nigger worships

No need for a new religion when we're living during the eternal reign of the great Kek. Praise Kek.

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Judas was gay with jesus

pediphilia punishable by crucifixion

God's kingdom is holy and eternal, accept no substitutes.

Socialism Punishable by crucifixion.
We will call it Christianity

We must vote against trump in 2020

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Satanic trips witnessed

This one sting too much OP?
Sorry to ruin your fun thread

Witnessed

Nah, this is the type of shit I’m here for.

Checkem

Howitzer is best canon.

Furry porn will be the only porn allowed

6…6…6?!?!?

Kek and check'ed

please include me in the screenshot so the redditfags can see this totally useless and unfunny comment

>Checked
Thanks Satan!

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Checked
Also thou shavest thy pubes only on the scrotum

Witnessed. Also, if trips, thine idol shall be a statue of mine penis

Cardinals wear leather robes, religious icons and ceremonial tools replaced with BDSM gear, and the only sexual taboo are pedos, who will be made to dodge bulls until gored by the horns or tranpled.

On the 7th day, God said fuck this noise, I'm going to go shoot pool with Satan for the next 20 billion years.

I always knew Satan was behind all that christianity shit.

Wasn't Christ practically a socialist tho-
oooooh I get it