Femanons, what does your ideal dick look like?
Femanons, what does your ideal dick look like?
it's a senseless and moot question
Racist faggot here.....I like mine like I like my slaves...all niggered up
>looking for girls
>comes to Yea Forums
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Circumcised
Femanon here. No offense, but you lil boys are about retarded if you think "dick" has anything at all to do with pleasing a woman sexually. We squeeze babies out of there. There is no such thing as a "big" dick to us. Also, "big" is useless as most guys with big dicks are floppy noodles, and dumb as fuck to be honest, with zero skill in bed. If dicks made a difference, then how is it most girls get off on cunnilingus way more than dick? Additionally, the trend is toward lesbianism for pleasure, and girls don't even have dicks.
Only teenage boys are obsessed with dicks. Women could care less. Sex is mental, not physical. No dick causes an orgasm--ever.
Dumbass kids around here these days.
Maybe if you children stopped watching so much porn to create your brainwash in fantasy porn world, you might actually be able to find a decent woman.
honestly, this makes 100% sense
and btw, i have a huge dick
i honestly wish it was smaller
>dumb nigger boy confirmed
Show it faggot
>No dick causes an orgasm--ever.
You were off to a rocky start, now completely discarded.
Most girls can't cum from dick, but some definitely can, and that's an obvious fact.
like you really have no aesthetic preferences?
trips of truth
I'm almost this big. I can tell you, this is not ideal size for most women. 5 inches around is entry to "good dick"
it's probably fun to pee with that thing though
If I was that big, I'd have no shame if people saw my dick at the urinal
Is this thread assuming my gender?
wow. you dont have to be so mean
>tfw no femanon gf to play with my small dick
if that's so true, then why are women always clamoring for big dicks? is it about bragging to their friends? if so, how fucking gay
I wish I had a penis like this
Is a good dick a locked up dick ?
Femanon here as well.
What you said is not true for me and most of the girls I have these kinds of talks with. There may be girls like you, or maybe you're trying to appear not superficial, I don't know.
Also, you saying that guys with big members are mostly "dumb as fuck" or floopy noodles makes me think that you are sour, or even maybe an insecure guy faking to be a girl.
Personally, I prefer circumsized, tanned or black penises, not too big, not too small. Pale penises with a really red tip (more common on uncircumsized penises) look a bit unappealing to me. But in any case, when I like the guy, I like him entirely, his penis appearance doesn't matter.
>Additionally, the trend is toward lesbianism for pleasure, and girls don't even have dicks.
Excuse me bigot, some girls DO have feminine penis's.
what is your race, out of curiosity?
and what do you think about this dick? you can be honest.
what about this dick?
>assuming girls go to Yea Forums
If my boyfriend knew I was on this website talking about this would be so freaking awkward.
Yours looks nice..but like most girls I feel a bit uncomfortable talking about this. Thank god this website is anonymous.
I understand but I just wanted your feedback based off what you said. So I guess you like uncuts as long as the head isn't red looking?
What about locked up cocks
I guess, what looks also a bit weird is when it is not in erection and there is the floppy skin.
when I'm soft, the skin covers the head but it doesn't extend past the peehole. but flaccid dicks are only for peeing anyway
Shes just mad she can't off having sex with a guy without a her back massager on high pressed into her clit. Same as a guys death grip watching porn all you woman need to lay off jamming 10 inch dildos into your snatches with unrealistic vibrators. Believe or not some self control just makes sex feel amazing.
Tits or gtfo
In these cases it can be nice.. When there is only a little skin it can be fun.
With my ex I liked to tease him by putting my tongue in between the skin and the tip. I'm contradicting myself a little bit hahah.
It's more a case by case thing I guess.
Also I'm european.
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Where in Europe do you live? It sounds like somewhere with a lot of Arab guys since you prefer dark cocks
Also, are you into white guys? Are you white yourself?
In germany. I am white myself, but it's true that I always had a thing for arab guys hahah.
My bf is white, and I love him to bits.
Is your bf uncut or cut? How big is it?
I'm white but my dick is tan like you saw lol.
Honestly this might just be a weird fetish of mine but really pink ginger dicks do it for me, but I have a thing for pale men so that makes sense.
As for size? Six inches I guess, I’m pretty petite so anything bigger just hurts. Smaller is fine too, as long as you’re enjoying yourself I probably will be too.
Thank God...
Would you suck off Ed Sheeran?
British guys do have some nice dicks
What about locked up dicks
That you have key for and control of
By boyfriend is cut, and his penis is a bit darker than the rest of his body.
Dude, no doubt.
I’m a pretty stereotypical white girl when it comes to Ed Sheeren.
Do you think this dick is nice, out of curiosity?
Latinas dig him too it seems like.
Have you ever had a ginger BF with a pale dick?
Dis
Looks a bit big hahah, seems like it might hurt.
Goddamn that's nice
This.
But I meant like do you think it looks nice aesthetically?
I haven’t :(
Have had one boyfriend, he was really fair but not a ginger, he was a blond though which was still really cute.
He was like five inches and insecure about it, tried using bigger toys with me which is when I learned I wasn’t a fan of bigger dicks.
Well I see it as a whole. Nevertheless I prefer when it's slightly darker..
If it was your preferred size and color would you like it?
Aww you're so wholesome.
Do you prefer natural or cut? Shaved or unshaved?
if everything was exactly how you like it, would you like it?
no shit
no fucking duh
Thoughts?
Ya'll like me semi?
So you do think uncuts can look perfect then?
I dunno, unshaven I guess. I liked the feeling of his hair touching my nose when I was blowing him.
I don’t have a preference for cut/uncut. I haven’t been with anyone uncut but I’ve heard that it can make someone more sensitive so I would assume I’d like it since it would make it easier to pleasure my partner.
It looks nice! Your skin looks really smooth and cuddle worthy too.
Would you mind if he had a full bush? I haven't shaved since Obama's first term since I'm afraid of getting pubes in my bathtuv
Lol probably not, just don’t expect any licking where the hair is.
That's fine, the foreskin and head are all that matters tbh
You gotta kik?
this is my dick
Beautiful.
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>what is cervix
not a femanon. nice try tho.
We should do a pubic hair amount contest, I'd bet I'd win.
tfw no ones posted "Chocolate dick that shoots money" yet
No me
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I want to sniff a German girl's ass so badly
>No dick causes an orgasm--ever.
lol k
Nobody gives a shit about you, faggot.
And on the of chance we are, we're interested in your sex, not your fucking gender.
Now fuck off.
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clitoral stimulation - word on the street
My big cock lol
pic is my gfs ideal
she says bigger doesnt mean they fuck better. the dude with the biggest cock that fucked her wasnt very good. BUT she prefers bigger dicks in every other way. theyre much more visually impressive and sexy, seeing one in person turns her on more, theyre more fun to hold and play with, loves the feeling of being filled and stretched. in her experience guys with bigger cocks are also more aggressive and dominant in bed, which she likes.
is your cock uncut? if so, it's fucking beautiful
7", tightly circumcised, scar low on the shaft, larger head, slightly upward curved shaft.
i WISH that was my cock. hes an ex of hers.
would you not be cool with a handsome guy with a beautiful uncut cock?
oops, meant this one
that is a fucking awesome load.
>ok
gtfo cuck
No, I think circumcision should be required.
t. gay guy with fetish
you're entitled to your preferences, but cutting is stupid
looks delicious
First off the phrase is, and should be 'couldn't care less' saying 'could care less' indicates you could in fact care less. Dumb fucking yank. Secondly dicks definitely can cause orgasms. Mine does. And size definitely matters and feels better if it's big. If it's huge it may hurt. But an average 7 inch dick will feel better than an average 5 and an above average 8 or 9 will trump both.
She agrees
>dicks definitely can cause orgasms
>mine does
that's fucking gold
This but bronzed and placed on a pedestal for all to see.
If you're longer than 12 cm, you should be fine. Instead, concentrate on the following:
* Personal hygiene
* Physical fitness
* Social skills
* Financial stability (NOTE: You don't even have to be wealthy; Just live within your means)
Boys never learn; Men do.
Cheers buddy
Thx for the knowledge
*Tips fedora