ENDGAME SPOILERS. IRON DIES USING GAUNTLET. WIDOW DIES TO GET SOUL STONE. CAP GOES BACK IN TIME TO BE WITH SPY BITCH...

what's wrong with fun superhero movies that's got you so assblasted about it?
bonus points for anything other than 'the fanbase'

purple guy die and green girl live

They are shit tier movies. If they were released on sci fi channel with generic super hero names nobody would care or watch them.

>i don't like them because they're bad
not an argument

Someone's wearing jizz stained jogging pants and rarely leaves the house. You should stop trying to be so miserable.

And now that I got my bonus points. the fanbase are like fucking vegans who have to hype them till peoples's ears bleed.

>GAUNTLET
gauntlet dark legacy?

>Agent Carter
ah thanks

Just because you think they are great doesnt make it so. By any other standards they are poor excuses of cinema. So yea it is an argument u queer

At least he wrote Endgame Spoilers first. Considerate but derivative

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Only thing I care about does captain marvel get beat up at all? I’m
Hoping to collect some gifs of her getting her shit kicked in

two snap

Hulk snap and make everyone back

Iron man snap and make thanos to dust

Iron man die

>spoilers after the movies come out

You probably went and saw it you edgelord nigger fuck off.

Thanos dies at the end

Not him. but if these movies weren't so popular maybe we'd be getting better movies overall, when was the last time a movie with the quality of shawdshank or gran torino came out?

just because you think they're bad doesn't make it so, judging by how much money it's making i would say it's a pretty good example of cinema

too soon fam
you can talk about that fun game when i can play it emulated
last i checked it was broken af
it wasnt norath broken though i guess

They are out there - just need to look for em.

Not like either of those movies were huge hits in their day.

Bump because I want to ruin people's fun and I will never watch the Gayvengers

she's in the movie for like 10 minutes total, and only takes one hit when thanos shoots her with the Power infinity stone (because otherwise she would totally overpower him, it's dumb)

I think the whole thing was rigged.

>better movies overall
movies you like more, you mean

Best two reasons to watch a Marvel movie are indeed no more

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She starts overpowering Thanos at one point, but he pulls the power stone from the gauntlet and uses it to blast her away. She also destroys Thanos' ship. Her role is very small in the movie.

You're a retard.

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the original infinity war was used to reboot the Marvel comics universe.
If you didnt think MCU films would use the infinity war for the same thing you are sad and should feel shame

not an argument

Hulk dies at the end.

how's middle school going champ

>would probably like to read comics
>would never buy them
>Yea Forums fanbase too cancer to get into the pirating side of it
>everything is a jumbled mess and idk how to start the characters i do care about

Can confirm

Outside of subjective preferences do you really consider marvel movies to be objectively better than shawshank's?

>Hulk snap and make everyone back
does he die tho?

he ded

there's nothing to compare those two on as the only thing they have in common are 'they are both movies'
it would be like comparing halo 2 with cookie clicker

No, but they call him Lefty now

no.
his arm gets fucked up though, and he canceled out his ability to transform back into human so the damage is probably permanent

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In a way he dies because Ruffalo isnt allowed back for spoiling too much, bigger dick than Norton was

The part were all the marvel women team up was pathetic

>there's nothing to compare those two on as the only thing they have in common are 'they are both movies'
This is absurd, they are, indeed, both movies. Why is it wrong to consider one as objectively better than the other? Why do you need the movies to be similar in order to do so? I disagree, i do think you can categorize movies in some sort of "quality ranking" regardless of how diferent they are

Cool

Wonder Woman dies at the end.

Grow up. Stop watching children's movies. Read a book. Learn some skills. Stop drinking soylent. It's pathetic.

you mean the 15 seconds scene? jesus christ if that blink of an eye scene where marvel went "hey look, stop bitching we have a shitton of lady heroes now and their all badass so stop complaining already" bothers you that much you might just need to get a life
like dude i was ready to rage at that scene too until i saw the movie and released its nothing but a quick tiny fluff scene to calm the tumblrinas before they get back to the real action

srs movie is srs

faghot

any quality ranking in this manner will be prey to the personal preferences of the one doing the ranking

It didn't bother me but it felt forced and cheesy. Do you disagree?

I wish they had a scene where all the black characters were side by side out of nowhere. Pretty upset hawkeye, black panther, and black iron man didn't have a 15 second scene like that.

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nah it was forced and cheesy. and they dont explain at all why its suddenly all the women converging on one spot without any signal or call, and why its only the women and none of the men are around
but like i said its such a small scene that it goes by to fast to really matter at all, its quickly overshadowed and forgotten by what comes after imo

at worst i would describe it as watching a person run and seeing them stumble just a bit but recorrect themselves and keep on going to the finish

Id describe it more like a runner stopping during a race, taking a shit on the road, then keep running like nothing happened

Can't wait for the red letter media coverage of this movie so I know what to think!

what did he spoil? i dont follow media/news shit

white people, why they are bad mmkay

>
again if it distracted you that much you might have problems

He said that gay characters aren't allowed in the marvel universe

Well of course, you can't establish which movie (or whatever) is better without taking personal criteria into account, but i still believe there can be some relevant ebjectivism when talking about movie quality

Literally everyone knew Iron man was going to die, Robert Downey Jr hinted multiple times that he wanted his contract to end soon, and was tired of playing Iron Man

triggered

how is that a spoiler? celebs have legit accidentally spoiled shit
having a gripe isnt the same thing

so tell me, how can there be some relevant objectivism when talking about movie quality when you can't establish which movie is better without taking personal criteria into account? doesn't that sort of exclude or invalidate any objective rating system?
also nice d i g i t s

Dude, you just admitted it distracted you too. I didn't say it angered me, it was just super out of place in the context of the battle scene. I hate idiots like you who are out there looking for misogyny that doesn't exist. "Anyone who complains about that scene must have problems!" Fuck you're an idiot

Wouldn't go as far as to say it invalidates it... but i think one can compare how well things like story depth, character development, and such are handled while putting aside personal prefferences. It's like when you recogize a movie is good, but it doesn't "click" you.

>misogyny that doesn't exist
im not looking for anything. misogyny doesnt exist and feminists need to shut up, that was the whole point of the scene, it was marvel going " are you bitches happy now, look at the pretty strunk woman on screen and giggle"

your the one upset enough to come into a thread and complain about it, and the one getting hostile for no reason

Someone else brought it up and I was just responding. You're the one saying stupid shit like "oh if it distracted you too much you might have problems." Whats an appropriate amount to have been distracted by that scene in your opinion? I'm just calling you out on saying dumb shit. Everyone is going to complain about that scene, so get used to it.

its time to calm down user, take a breath and relax

People who clapped during and after the movie should be dead

I am calm user, does that disappoint you? It seems like that's the rebuttal you were banking on. You can keep trying that if you want, its amusing

+1

thankfully there was maybe 15% who clapped during stan lee
there was a super small clap from one section later on but i forgot what it was

He revealed the extent of the snap pre-Infinity War on some talk show and some other slips through social media

I had faggots crying next to me, shaking Slurpees

Did Cap stop 9/11?

Black Panther, War Machine and the flying brotha lol

When they time travel and look from the window I was hoping for a scene with the WTC

Ya I realized his name isn't hawkeye after posting. The lame black flying guy who's supposed to be the new captain America which will never happen but at least people can say marvel had a black captain American for 2 minutes.

ALL THE STRONG WOMAN COMING TOGETHER ON THE BATTLEFIELD OUT OF NO WHERE WAS RETARDED

Watch out, there's a fag lurking that's gonna tell you have problems for not liking that scene. This fag:

Everybdy knows that already and you are not relevant needy bitch

He basically caused it by not stopping it.

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Fuck capeshit. In the original comic, Adam Warlock gets the gauntlet and fuck Thanos up. If this isn't what happens in the movie, Marvel is cucks and faggots and complete retards and anyone owning those comics (infinity gauntlet 1-6) are about to get owned and their value is going to drop into the toilet. Fuck Marvel and their SJW bullshit. Us hardcore comic fags already know the outcome, it was written in the early 90's. They've clealy fucked that up. Enjoy your literal sjw capeshit, you fucking morons.

half jew bitch and violent wife beating alcoholic?

yeah, we didnt want them in the first place.

I don't get why they teased Adam warlock at the end over guardians 2 if they weren't going to use him. I thought thats where the soul gem would come from, not from red skull chilling on a hill

Thanos sucks Captain Marvel's toes and his teeth fall out.

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