In this thread anons badly descrobe the plot of a movie and other anons figure out what that movie is...

In this thread anons badly descrobe the plot of a movie and other anons figure out what that movie is. Thread is meant to help recall movies you have seen before so the answer may not be known when you guess. Thanks for playing!

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The first movie is about a secret base that sends encrypted, but not descript sounding "messages" over radio to certain agents, unknown to those who send the messages.

Two people work in shifts entering and leaving the base, receiving instructions from an unknown authority and broadcasting encoded messages over common radio to unknown audience or agents.

At some point this base becomes compromised and the occupents have to find a way to alert their employers that they are compromised and survive the enemy

The next movie is known. A man with a great secret must find a way to say goodbye to his friends before moving on to avoid the discovery of his secret. The entire movie happens mostly in one room

Sleepwalking man causes mayhem.

Okay anons there are three to chew on keep it going okay? Thanks for posting.

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Is there a good reason new threads begin on page six? When the hell did that start?

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You can't bump your own thread, newfriend.

Thank you

I only read the first half of the first line but it kind of sounds like that Tom Cruise thing where he has an iPod spaceship thing.

Fucking hell

The Man from Earth. Good shit.

It pretty much is just about this base and two people that are not tom cruise. Thanks for the effort

Winnar! A favorite

>God kills an alien
>timey wimey stuff happens
>man with shiny pants kills the same alien

Endgame? lol

Ayep

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Haven't even seen the movie. Congrats on fullfilling your basic life purpose lol

Man who is dreaming learns to control it

Wow there is a lot of porn here

Bloodborne

Man seeks out retard, retard has money, finds out retard is related

This is not the answer user. Please try again.

Hackers

Inception

Man has a particular set of skills and becomes a nightmare

Rain man

The Matrix

These answers are not what the poster was looking for. Please try again anons.


Hackers lol?

The Collated Array

>get sentenced to life in a place called Shawshank
>find redemption by escaping

CORRECT!

Batman Begins

The Lawnmower Man

Good
Next one
Psychologist, And Ghosts

Step Brothers..?

The trick to this being fun is describing a movie badly, not lazily.

Try to imagine the worst way to summarize a plot

>talk unintelligibly
>avoid being fed to the fuckin' pigs

Incorrect user, great guess. More completely the plot

Taken

Taken

Bruce Almighty

This movie has been guessed user. Try another or post one of your own.

start by beheading guy
go back in time to defeat the future
future come back in time to prevent the past from defeating future
robo cop dies

>a jewfro young man has reality bending abilities for no reason
>the universe has game mechanic rules sometimes
>tfw no chinese gf
>not captain america does shadow clone jutsu

Hannibal?

Lock Stock / Snatch
They're basically the same movie so I can never tell them apart.

Two idiots go on an estranged adventure through tropical scenes searching for the answer to their troubles to inevitably have one of them possibly find their love interest in their enemy and soon to be friend’s daughter.

Winrar

Brie Larson - worst screen writing ever

These movies are still on the table anons

>a jewfro young man has reality bending abilities for no reason
>the universe has game mechanic rules sometimes
>tfw no chinese gf
>not captain america does shadow clone jutsu

sorry for copy post, the last one wasnt meant to be a (You)

Follow the links Yea Forums, its for your safety.

Wow that sounds nuts

Nigger likes to misfire weapon and overdosing broads

Batman and Barney Stinson loves the same girl. No one wins

I was referring to Snatch, but yes.

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Try to guess it user

stage 2: Why didn't they just use Captain Marvel?

>Chinese guy who lives in the desert(for some reason)
>falls in love with someone he cant have
>pretends to be someone he isn't
>fails
>gets the girl anyway

Moon?

>Two idiots go on a cross country rampage because people were mean to them on the internet. It makes them rich.

Dumb and dumber to?

>The movie made me fap
There, what movie is this?

Cowboy movie
Guy has a hatchet stuck to a tree in the desert.

(I don't know the name, I just need help finding it)

All the estranged adventures i can think of have more than two idiots

Stage 3: Brie pulled a spaceship 1000 light years in under a day, why didn't they just use her to kick his ass?

Facebook Fap: an Incel Story

Jay and silent bob strike back

Swordfish

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deaf chick makes the whoopee with a fish man in a secret nazi bunker.

It is not about astronauts the base is on earth. Think double blind MI6 kinda thing

Yo.

Everything about the physics of Captain Marvel shits me. it was broken in her own film, and now we have to believe she accelerated enough to pull this off without melting Tony's face in the process.

Nope
Think bigger user, think beyond the scope of explicitly rated R movies

a bunch of people are in some chinese mountain cave getting attacked by spiders

a jew marries a sex-bot

We need more people to guess anons. Your descriptions of movies are overwhelmingly terrible and not easy!

Swiss Army Man?

Shape of water

Nein

The jungle book lmao

Deus Machina

Some help, I believe it's a Clint Eastwood movie.

Her

Nope, but definitely in that ballpark

Tarzan?

I can feeel it

Shows the actual ceremony, jew crushed a bottle and all

What is. The road to eldarado

Love Death and Robots, specifically the WWII Russian monster fighters

Nope
Nope
But all you anons are going in the right direction

Don't forget to stick around in case anons correctly guess the movie to your description. Thanks bros.

guy finds a luggage and becomes obsessed. ends up tracking down the person whole left it. stalks that person and uses a lot of money to become part of their life. after he spends all the money becomes stranded on a desert

Oh FUCK ATLANTIS?!

So it's a Disney movie?
I posted a Disney movie too didnt get any replys

Dumb and dumber

Or WILSON!

?

Not a disney movie per say, but definitely near it.
Nope

>Dumb and dumber
haha fuck you, you go it

he means it sounds much rougher than the innocent plot it actually summarize

The girl with no butt

SpongeBob movie

soviet girl ww2 kills dead crusader

Win.zip
Congratulations

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:3

Holy shit all those people got shot by the nerd.
Holy shit that dude has no arms or legs.
Holy shit that's a lot of pans.

Worst sequel ever created.

First movie specifically eliminated the chance for a sequel, but they did it anyway. Token actor in sequel that was a main character in the first one very unhappy to be there

Be awesome if anyone gets this.

Is it a spongebob movie?

Suicide squad

Buster Scruggs.

MIB2

Fuck yeah it is.

I am tapped user will try again if something comes to me... Tropics..

The cystal skull??

Someone already guessed it moron

No. But awesome guess that was a bad one. This one is eye gouging.

It's the SpongeBob movie

This user got it
It was the Spongebob movie

Incorrect
Hint, the movie is Named after the protagonist

Last Jedi?

Holy shit there making a new one
MIB: International

Where would that be decidedly rude person?

Well, since you all gave up
It's Serenity

guy can't sleep, someone is sending him weird messages on the fridge. rolls up a carpet and then unrolls it down the hill. rips some guys arm off. meets some woman and starts dating her. drives down town and finally falls asleep like a baby

Well thank you

I am actually posting as fast as I can

Did you read the thread at all? Like 6 people have said it since the first person guessed it

dat ass

teen girl hates herself for being different. she follows her parents around along with her younger brother and they find out they have to defeat a super villain or whatever. at the end she learns to love herself and her family for being different

Four survivors.
Cook, Sailor, Shitskin, Shitskin-mommy.
Mommy liked bananas, cook was gross man (he ate a rat even though they had food), cook dried the rat in the sun and ate it, he was also resourceful, it was his idea to build a raft and catch fish. Sailor ate rice and gravy, was in agony, couldn't speak much english or shit-skinnish, sailor broke his leg and got infected, cook tried to save sailor as shitskin boy held him down. Sailor died anyway. Cook caught a Dorado, mother got angry because cook used sailor as bait, cook let sailor die. Cook tried to attack mother, mother slapped cook and left him stunned. Cook attacked shitskin boy because he couldn't hold on to a turtle, mother attacked cook, cook killed mother afted shitskin boy escaped. Cook through mother's body overboard and the sharks came and ate her. Next day shitskin boy kills cook, cook didn't fight back.

No. It's terribly politically correct. Almost everyone would have missed this movie I doubt it even ascended to the five dollar bin straight after release

Fight club

Incrediderps

It's not that, it's seriously the only movie I seen a jew marry a sex-bot
Thought it was easy sauce

Did anyone say.... correct, before I posted?

Incredibles 2?

Movie 1: Documentary about Trump administration
Movie 2: Guy loses arm, other guy goes to prison. Neither are happy. Chick gets electrocuted, another takes it in the ass but they're OK.

WINNER

I never saw it, I am a failure

yesh

pulp fiction

God damnit. Someone did a really good job with three and now no lazy producer can rest. Fuck.

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no

Wooooo

Saddam Hussein almost takes over the world

Yes

Bigger Longer and Uncut

Yes

Post more movies or add more hints anons. The awful unneeded sequel is a coming of age movie.

South park movie
Dirka dirka

guy and a nigger are scavenging for money, they save up and leave for a journey. main guy gets a black spot and dies. nigger gets picked up and goes back to his roots

The bucket list?

nope

Our master moved
We have to move too
Fuck, these guys are better than us
Magnet nigger

This one might be good.

>Kike can't say no to free property, doesn't like his roommates. Also Shaggy.

>I have to troll because a movie guessing thread is too uncool for me

Really guy?

Anyone?
I tried throwing you off by saying Chinese guy

same movie

This movie involves a sport

Fuck me, Aladdin

Blasketball

Your a dumb ass I'm not trolling I'm participating. This is the only thread I'm in right now.
That guy (you) was just a moron

Yea buddy

diff user, but maybe.. i made a mistake and the 'guy' doesn;t die actually so kinda fucked it up

Tremors 3?

Oh, so we're allowed to just make shit up? Okay then,
>a dog turns the moon into a spaceship and starts a war with subterranean dwarfs to decide the fate of veganism.

Steel Magnolias

I expect he dieded after the film ended

How stella got her groove back.

You're somehow both correct!

I didnt make it up dipshit. Technically he is Chinese look it up faggot

quite possible

Yeah. OP said call eavhother morons. When you said yes, the answer was no. Try having fun, leave, or go full sperg and shitpost. Thanks user

>Arab=Chinese

Britbong confirmed.

Involves a sport. Coming of age movie.
Token famous actor unhapoy to have to be in sequel

Contact?

guy answers a phone and from then on people start dying around him...

Lost boys 2?

One missed phone call

Whatever man.

>3 crazy bitches try to take the life out of other people to make their powers stronger

phone booth or whatever the fuck with colin farell

nope nope

Hocus Pocus

yep phone booth

Karate kid?

No but that is a fucking awesome movie jodie foster is an understated genius. Thanks for trying this movie is the whole reason I started the thread

Righto

Panic Room was fucking awesome

I actually liked that movie as a kid and can bear it as an adult. Movie is filmed in any suburbantown, amercia

Santa ruins Christmas for some niggers

indeed it is, user. can you see why i might think so?

Nearly ate my nails

Fuck yeah bro

Dude hates his life. Likes his neighbor's life. Makes a plan with coworkers. Gets his neighbor's life.

both still unsolved... thought the first one was too obvious

2nd one was guessed user

IT's cool to be a cuck

guessed by myself tho

Definitely yes. It is KNOWN that sectet agents or sleepers of somekind are listening for these common radio broadcasts to know the next step in their missions. Daily spy updates or somesuch

ah, well then i know the answer :P

a kike and a wop go around comitting petty crime until they mess with the wrong latchkey kid and wind up getting into a heap of hurt.

Sandlot?

source please? love this shit.

There is a big dog

YES HOLY FUCK

sandlot?

I have no idea thats why I created the thread I need to watch this fucking movie again

Home alone

Gay guy does gay shit.
Friends get mad at gay guy for doing gay shit.
Gay guy and friends make up.
Gay guy dies from doing gay shit.

Hint.
Nigger santa ruins Christmas for some niggers

>3 somewhat troubled friends go looking for the best party in town

Runner up winrar

guy runs an illegal business
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
starts getting ready to go to prison
gets last minute help and escapes
but he doesn't

alien becomes part of man and fights other alien on a rocket ship

Distric 9

you guessed it

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It's almost Lord of War

25th Hour

bingo

Windy Turds 2

Bohemian rhapsody

Bingo

There's a dick gun and like, vampires

From dust til dawn

You got it

Avengers

Cowboys and aliens

people trapped on space ship with killing machine who gets upgraded.

Kiddy diddler is a medical technician

guy gets involved with the business man. they like each other but he likes the business mans girl more. she likes him too. but the main guy ows money. he has to deal with it. the business man gets blown up. the girl takes off.

Alien

Fatass gets his ass kicked then kicks everyone's ass

Halo?

Paul blurt mole cup?

Oh fuck the mute movie with Alexander Skarsgard and that antman fag

Saturn 3

Nope

Pick of Destiny

Kung fu panda

The run down

Nope, more family oriented

Yes!!!!

Janitor has wild adventure

School of Rock

Weiiiirrrddd

Jason x. It fits I guess.

Cinderella lol

kek that description.

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It ain't no easy grab.
They got T.

no guesses?

yup. winrar

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Was kung Fu panda

No one?

Amnesic woman used

Black confidence trickster

Holarious guess, but incorrect. More literal

Yea Forums made a movie about jannies?

King Kong 2005

Trading places?

Not close, sorry. Clues cross fourth wall.

heh

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No, it was kung Fu panda

friday after next?

No

best guess itt

Guy parties on government's dime. Scar

Envy

Yes sir

Both of these movies have nuns

Speaking of,
>People demand to know the whereabouts of their poop. Threaten violence if the secrets of the poop are not revealed.

couple is researching the work of a great man, just to find out that he was with them the whole time

More hints plz!

Quote
"Hermoine stole all of our shit!"

Sister act?

stars the kid from the sixth sense who moves in with godmother(whoopi goldberg) after his mother dies in a car accident. also he copes by creating a imaginary friend who is played by a famous english actor.

new liberal harry potter remake?

Sixth Sense

>guy gets involved with the business man. they like each other but he likes the business mans girl more. she likes him too. but the main guy ows money. he has to deal with it. the business man gets blown up. the girl takes off.
hint- businessman was dealing with a faggot and main guy was friends with a paranoid man whose woman had a really bad constipation
also the businessman thought traps are NOT gay

Bogus

it has nothing to do with Harry Potter

>guy can't sleep, someone is sending him weird messages on the fridge. rolls up a carpet and then unrolls it down the hill. rips some guys arm off. meets some woman and starts dating her. drives down town and finally falls asleep like a baby
hint- the main guy was paying a woman to listen to his problems which gave him comfort, and the woman he dated had a child

Dudes shoot balls into a basket, dwarf sleeps in a drawer

The thing

Winner numba 1!

Baseketball

Now too old for jail

>couple is researching the work of a great man, just to find out that he was with them the whole time
hint- the title is misspelled and they had to fight to survive the wrath of the great man

Meets a very serious man and a closeted pyro

Everything is ok in the end

Yep

Dick

Sleepers or some shit like that?

Classic, psyche

i think i remember the movie but not the title... do they confront him in front of the church?

Actor is a diddler in real life

Confront is not at all what occurs. But things occur in front of a church

mein neiger :3 winrar

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and the key person dies by falling down and hitting their head in front of the hospital?

No key person dies. One person dies because they have issues

Mother, jugs, and speed.

Enjoy a great movie for your participation fellow anons and bros.

greedy businessman turn his factory into a refuge

still not guessed
1
>3 somewhat troubled friends go looking for the best party in town
2
>quote "hermoine stole all of our shit!"

both movies star the same actor

shindlers list?

This is the end

you know that one and not the first one?

you got it

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