Why are you on Yea Forums right now?

My girlfriend is on my xbox and I don't feel like playing any of my mobile games.

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On a 7 day on FB and they keep zuccing my alts so I'm just on here for now. I usually come check in once a week or so, though

I'm banned so I can't make threads but I can post

Im waiting for b to ban trap and pedo anime threads.

Same shit. Fuck the IP ban

Ban the traps and furries. Lolicon stays.

It's some BS reasom you. Retarded said i was "doxing" someone

trying to find this one photo of a silhouette of someone holding their sides of their head with the head open and like a puddle of psychedelic mush was inside

what got yinz banned?

Cause i like pina coladas,
And getting cum on my face,
I think hit-ler wasn't wrong,
I think he should be praised.
I've got to tell you about the jews,
They'll take over the world,
At a place called Yea Forums,
Where we'll all act our age!

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Too much month at the end of the money.
I'm too broke to go out tonight or this weekend.

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This

Bored, any other answer is a lie

Ponyfagging

same

It's home.
Been here since 2006, after a while there's a certain magnetism that keeps you coming back that's akin to battered wife syndrome.
We're all aware how fucking shit this site is, but we keep coming back... and now I spend more time here than anywhere else and it's fucking sad as fuck but fuck it I'm always drunk so I'm always fine with being here.

Not gonna lie I miss the threads where people kicked over the card stand, that was a daily thing that was funny as fuck.

I'm bored at work and need my daily dose of Aids

People in my area breaking the rules apparently. Wouldn't be surprised if it's just a ploy to get me to buy Yea Forums passes.

Get the fuck off Yea Forums and onto a better board, like Yea Forums or Yea Forums

i m not on Yea Forums

Nigga I bought one and still got a two week ban. It's the dumbass jannies who work for free

I don't know, I suppose that I'm just bored and like this place.

Looking for the occasional greentext

I wanted to see if there were any good rekt or webm threads so far unsuccessful

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You mean /fag/ boards.

KYS lowlife degenerate

I got more than 5 hours to wait in dublin airport for the buses to start running again because I come from a shit poor country

Not him but there is nothing wrong with some rekt threads here and there, it increases your resilience against that kind of stuff, after a while you will feel nothing or might even chuckle.

because faceberg is such a faggot and minority babying shitshow that makes my stomach churn

Got bored of YouTube / Just spacing out at my PC

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I'm drunk and bored

I'm bored.

Hoping someone would post homemade videos of actual teachers having sex with their students.

Bored and I hate facebook memes.

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trying to figure out how to kill my self

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I don't want to sleep yet. Gonna find something weird to jerk it to first.

* myself

That's an awfully specific request.

Don't do it man

Don't listen to this fag, he is a lardass and hates to take risks, risks like killing yourself to find peace 'n shit.

to beat me fuckin meat

Taking a dump, need something to read

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It spark from a short relationship I had with my high school substitute teacher. We fuck a few times and had a few laughs in class. None of it was recorded so it made think to myself home many are actually recorded. This is only one I could find that seemed real.

shesfreaky.com/video/another-teacher-taking-dick-132105.html

I'm in it for the jokes

Board

Do a fucking backflip of a bridge into rush hour traffic. It'll be fucking epic.

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seeing how long it takes to find something actually interesting among the massive porn dump that Yea Forums is in 2019

> .Some New XXX Ch@ns (imageboards).

twixar.me/sw7K

twixar.me/2w7K

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See the letters below and above? those are boards, each one of them is different and you can visit them right fucking now, if Yea Forums is shit (and it is) then just go visit other board in tandem.

cock

duh

I'm asking for advice, faggot.

Gay shit, why else?

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Because I have an addiction to it, and have to come back here every 20 minutes.

What's the best VPN service?

The simple answer is addiction

Because going out costs money and I don't have any. Every other online place I used to waste time at is gone or at least abandoned. This is the only option.

sorry meant short answer. God I'm retarded

rite? i dont get people that dont read when theyre poopin wtf

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I’m avoiding my responsibilities. Also, it’s raining in the NE USA and it’s super cozy

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Because I can.

Because it's a time for meditation. Empty the mind and the bowels. Don't read during your next shit, you will have a better one and appreciate it more. I guarantee it.

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Looking for raids or ipcam threads
Or pictures of bananas

I check back every few months hoping something has changed but it never does

Because I want someone to call me a faggot.

fruedian slip made me type it instead of another website and i decided to visit b for something unsual it since i was already on the site

Just lurking

i feel like telling people i love them but am too shy to do it in a place where i have a name

I don't love you tho, I don't love anyone here, specially on Yea Forums of all places.

i dont care. it might make someone feel better, and that makes me feel better

You sound lonely as fuck and also gay, go play a MMO, become a heal slut and get bullied by an entire guild.

>xbox
>girlfriend

you can stop lying user

Because i've got fuck all else to do. This place is a giant black hole for productivity.

And I love it. I come here to waste time. And if I'm done wasting time, I'm gonna waste some more time by starting another Factorio game.

I didn't answer the question? Oh, you want the real answer. K, I'm here because from time to time it just feels good to be a terrible person alongside other terrible persons. Just lather in the hate, filth and degeneracy. Not too much, just enough to feel like I'm literal trash.

Then I can close this tab and be a better person again.

>stoupid fb

i dont wanna be some role play slut
i wanna be a real slut

Right no money

Kek >>>>

for teh lulz

I don’t feel like playing vidya so I’m jerking off

>Freudian slip
>Yea Forums
What?

bored

T&A + vegene

i wanted to type in something else but typed Yea Forums.org without realizing and pressed enter idk im not a psychologist

I'm trying to see if I can troubleshoot why I can't post in /adv/ due to a supposed 'Connection Error'.

Plus, I need to fucking vent, and the GIOYC thead is in /adv/, but since I can't post in there due to the 'Connection Error'...I guess I'll browse Yea Forums some more.

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shiit son

I don't have friends anymore or a life because my gf cucked me

for any reason

>cucked me

Stop using this word. It's only "cuck" if you watched and enjoyed it. Otherwise it's called cheating.

thats kinda gay, my dude

wasting time, looking at cute guys and girls

Because my boy just left

posting billie eilish and andy sixx threads
55K/year
30 years young

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Welcome to Yea Forums. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect. You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins. Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on Yea Forums in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time. Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to Yea Forums. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos. As Yea Forums and Yea Forums slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to Yea Forums. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to loli, furry, guro, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality. And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight. Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my Yea Forumsrother. Welcome to your new home. Welcome to Yea Forums.

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Procrastinating on my English Assignment

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i'm a NEET that's horny 24/7. do i need any more reason?

Just put baby to bed, wife is reading in her bedroom, I haven't eaten yet, kind of want to beat off to traps or read a YLYL for a while. Will stop when I get hungry enough

Are we the same person? Loneliness, depression, and sexual frustration don't mix well.

Iron man dies

We already know, you faggot. This isn't reddit.

Delaying my advancement to life by wasting my time here bieng an emo and shit.

Porn

Kik groups

argue with trannies

bc of the the lovely community that u cant find somewhere else

I hear you. Been on here since Scientology raid came from something aweful. Just seeing what you fags are ranting about. Trying to go to sleep, I’m at a soccer tournament 400 miles from home with my kids

because im bored

hard for me to find girls, wanna get turn on, kik, etc..

Tired but searching for a laugh before going to sleep

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On what issues?:p

Because other "Social Media" Platforms and websites are boring

Because the forums on Megadeth.com were shut down a couple years ago & I absolutely refuse to sign up for fb/ig/tw or any of the other bullshit social media outlets.

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Am looking for thumbs up pepe shitposting meme

All the tattoos that guy has on his arm, no way he's a student. Just because they're in a room with a desk & books doesn't make it a student/teacher thing.

Can't sleep. It's 5:48am here

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I'm looking for a rekt thread so i can get those sweet webm

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

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Hoping to see my pics being spread around

On whether or not they classify as human beings

To get lucky

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Can't sleep for the 2nd night, already played lots of games, tinder, watch videos and now i'm here.
I was taking some pills to sleep for about a year and decided with my psychiatric to stop taking it, so i'll be sleeping 2-4 hours for about a week.