I'm fuckin' dead yo!

He was only "alive" in a virtual world, which means he can be recreated in any other virtual world, including mine.

Do the two of you have an orgy with Sonic and Tails in your virtual world?

Your mom included.

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Yes and there is NOTHING wrong with that! My mom even said so.

Whos that from?

duarararararararararararararararara

aka dddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Wrong, it's sword art online, one of the most under-rated animes of all time.

In that case Yui is my daughter.

That is sick. She's a pixie. Although I suppose you could grab her, spit all over her, piss on her a bit to smooth it out and rub her up and down your cock.

And im her sugardaddy.

You touch my daughter and i'll give you a Mossberg colonoscopy

I'll turn her into my personal bitch whether you like it or not you fucking virgin.

Care to say that in the microphone?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CrEqIryCt6w

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oops make this one #3

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I want a 7-10 minute high quality production animation of the two having intimate sex.

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If only A-1 (or better) would do it.

Sooo many people, of both genders, would BUY that.

I would pay $1,000 for it.

How do you figure? Mary Sue Twinky boi waltzes his way into a harem of bitches and everything else is almost-rape

Nigga he ain't no Mary Sue. Mary Sue's don't do or accomplish shit, they get everything just handed to them because they got tits and pussy. Daenerys from GoT is a Mary Sue, probably the biggest ever.

Yeah, let me just walk in with all my crazy sword skills, save the world on a level 1 character, all because I had a sad backstory once, which is why I wear black all the time.

"Oh, a sword that can kill admins appeared out of nowhere while fighting the admin because it believed in me or something. Guess I'll use it"

nigga he was level 70 when everyone was like lvl 40 at best, cause he busted his ass and was a badass in general.

nigga he was so badass his spirit (and so was asuna's) was so strong that in his brain, still attached to the nerve gear, he was able to muster up the strength for one last move.

nigga plz

Any sword could have killed him, that was the objective of the game, and it didn't appear out of nowhere, it was Asuna's sword that was sitting there cause he had just killed her.

he didn't bust ass for shit. he just had holocaust flashbacks of a video game and vowed "NEVER AGAIN" like an autist

So he busted out the heart of the cards and violated game code so he could win.

Give him a female avatar and a lightsaber (oops too late) and put his twinky ass in star wars.

FUCK YEAH!!!

He was sooooo cute!

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No way, did they seriously go there? I watched the first show years ago when I was a teen, but like any normal and well adjusted adult I moved on from anime as an adult...

But did they seriously go there? Tell me this is fanfiction shit.

nope. I believe they called it gun gale online

Yep.

How can we give the fans more of ... no, the most of what they want?!
>uhh... make kirito (kitty-toe) a girl and... err, give him a lightsaber?

JACKPOT!

Oh and for all the normies, a female deuteragonist with a hot ass and show it off a lot.

Yuuuup. Plot wise in gun Gale you get a randomly generated body and he got girl version Kirito because fan service

It was just Sword Art Online 2, the Death Gun half of the season. Gun Gale Online was the name of a LN, later adopted into Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online, which kirito is not in.

I so badly want to see that from the backside...

Watch the show and you see his backside a few times, including a brief nude if you watch the TV-MA one on hulu instead of that shit on crunchyroll.

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