I SHOT A MAN TODAY
>be me 18
>in my bedroom watching yt
>both small dogs laying on my bed when one of them barks
>hear the bathroom door across the hall that was already closed slam shut
>look out the window and see neither my moms nor dads car out front
>open my bedroom door and the dogs are running around the hall and sniffing under the door (i think the dogs thought it was my mom because they didnt seem scared and i have a chihuahua)
>go back to my room and as fast as possible i load my ruger precision .22 i got for my birthday (i know its a small round but its better than nothing)
>i sit in my doorway with the gun aimed at the door when i see the nob slowly turning
>guy see me (roughly 6' wearing jeans old boots and a red shirt with some sort of decal i dont remember what)
>first shot send a round into his stomach
>he jumps a little and sprints past my room and down the steps
>im 6' 5" roughly 200 lbs and around 5% body fat so i wasnt scared of this guy after seeing him
>anger sets in and i go berserk dropping my gun and chasing him down the steps
>hes at the bottom of the steps when i spartan kick him in the back of the head
> he goes face first into the entertainment center next to the front door that the tv is on but catches himself
> guy runs out the front door and sprints away
>i call the cops and they come a ask questions ect
>parents get home and i tell them what happens and my dad talks about buying me a bigger gun HAHA
I SHOT A MAN TODAY
Godspeed user!
Shot without warning....and he didn't die you may he fucked...
its a fucking .22 and it has a scope that im not gonna use literally 5 feet away
this is fucking retarded
>im 6' 5" roughly 200 lbs and around 5% body fat so i wasnt scared of this guy after seeing him
ok my dude
i have an insane metabolism
Hell yea dude
....not really how that works but ok.
Depends where he lives. Not here in Texas.
and we're supposed to believe this?
Police report or it didn't happen.
TieeEEEGHT STORY user! BIGGER GUN IT IS!
Leon, please i need you to fuck my sister quick!
>.22
Why not just hit perpetrators with a slingshot or spitball? they have the same, if not more stopping power than a .22
He will be back with a massive fucking gun when you're asleep. And then it's payback time.
Yeah I read this too and rolled my eyes. Seen skinny dudes rock bigger guys all the time
I'm 6'2", 190lbs. Based on my waist size, I believe him. I ain't in the best shape, but you can still tell where my ribs are. It's a pretty average 6' life to be near 200 pounds. Sorry manlett.
His dad did say he needs to get him a bigger gun. Padre knows what's up.
Gut shot. ouch even a .22 will kill and thats going to bleed out for a long time, and its going to hurt. If he doeant get medical aid hes going to die slowly.
6'5" and 200lbs.. are you a goth or something? Maybe a skinny jeans model? Some sort of basketball twink?
Jesus bro, go to a gym.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
LARP much?
>im 6' 5" roughly 200 lbs and around 5% body fat so i wasnt scared of this guy after seeing him
Post pics or stop lying
On a real note, I shot my uber driver less than 3 hours ago... anyone want me to green text before I go to jail
You guys don't just shoot people randomly all the time? What the fuck is this world coming to?
I didn't die in WW2 for you pussies to NOT be fucking shooting everyone randomly.
was he a nigger?
are you white?
"See ya virgins"
Yes
I'm 6'4 and only 180 with a high fat %. There's a much larger range in weight than manlets think there is.
>have to tell an intruder 'imma shoot ya'if ya'don't get oot of me hoose!' before shooting some big ass fucker who just broke into your house and hid in your bathroom
what a pussified world you think we live in
why?
i think op would have had the decency to point out of it wasn't white
>It's a pretty average 6' life to be near 200 pounds
I'm 6' exactly, and weigh 118 ;-;
you must be all gut and mantits
I'm 5'9 and 180 and built like a tank
You should be able to make some friends over at Crystal Cafe
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