What would you do if you had 25 million dollars sitting in your bank right now?

what would you do if you had 25 million dollars sitting in your bank right now?
this is after any and all tax and legal issues
25million flat in your bank, what do?

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Retire to Thailand and fuck prostitutes until I die

prosties

Either invest or start a business

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Move to northern Norway, invest a bit, live a cozy life in the mountains without any people nearby.

Chinese stock, might as well own a piece of my future overlords

boring
hire a bunch of guys to beat up this guy

quit my job and set up investments to fund the remainder of my days...and get a young and sexy mail order bride...

buy a 100m large dildo and rape this guy

This guy deserves to get raped I’d pay to see this guy get raped and his butthole prolapsed

fap

Fun my local alt right organization and Sam Hyde's MDE2

pay a bunch of femdoms to cock and ball torture this guy

Keep 12.5m in the bank, blow 10m on useless shit, vacation, etc. Live off the interest of the 12.5. The last 2.5 would be for mecessities. House, car, clothes, everyday crap. Boring, i know.

Od on heroin and xanax

you know, that might just be that dude's fetish...
better to go with paying some one to rape his ass with a cactus

Invest it and live off the interest.

Retire early.

Get a visa, get the fuck out of this shithole, go to Iceland, buy a house and invest the rest

I'd build an army of loli sex dolls

buy a smoll two story house alongside small plot of land/forest at the periphery
buy lab equpement and make a tiny laborathory in my shed
maybe get myself a moderate car alongside driver's licence
rest is ubiquizus, I can spend some on furniture and tech but I'd keep atleast 70% of remaining money in bank and invest tiny bit in something

I might finally be able to afford an Nvidia card

never work a day for the rest of my life, maybe get a degree now that i don't have to work just for personal interest, solve my friends and relatives economic problems, donate to some charity, travel, buy a nice house with a small garden ( not big, just nice) and build a badass gaming rig just for fun.

I would be wondering where the other 15 million went to

wow u is rich

Buy properties around the globe for travel launch/land pads. Buy new wardrobe for myself and wife.

Invest the rest with a financial investment advisor to balance our investments for long term growth and stability.

Travel the world with my wife fucking exotic people in exotic places, visiting castles, creating art, attending eyes wide shut parties around the world, probaby exploring the extremes of bdsm with dominatrixs around the globe.

Get it the fuck out of the bank.

Put it to work. Keep moving it to more secure instruments and locations.

Hard fact anons: Once you attain wealth, keeping it becomes a full time job with tons of overtime. If you don't mind your money, it WILL disappear.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Eh...not really. Once split into balanced investments, you can pretty much let it run. Hire a financial manager to handle it. 25M portfolio will get you a pretty good manager.

Do that and that advisor will run off with your shit. The second you just hand over money is the second you lose it..

There's a reason over 90% of big lottery winners are bankrupt within 2 years.

Bernie Madoff was the best.

No wonder most people are poor. This has been informative.

Do your research and find a good one. If you don't trust that, split up your investments yourself into REITs, mutual funds, a mix of bonds, money market funds, and a high interest savings account.