When's the last time you had sex?

2 years. I'm married. My wife is a fridgid bitch. When my is 18, I'm gone!

Week or two weeks ago. Maybe second time this year. Remember kids, If you want to have to sex, don't have kids.

jesus really?? how much longer do you have

6am this morning before work. She is a royal bitch unless she cums every day.

Gross

sex? whats that?

2002.

tanks here is gift for you

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5 years

I lost interest after the last cunt did normal cunt shit

I mean... That's not too bad for a married couple

gross

This.

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Kek

for the first and last time 7 years ago

Have sex

5 years!!!

My family is somewhat wealthy. I make $200k a year. She has a 20 hour/week job to stay busy. She drives a brand new 2019 Toyota Avalon that's paid for! Our $500k dollar house is paid for! I've made sure she was taken care of in every way possible....and the bitch won't even give me a blowie. Because it's "cheaper to keep her" I'm waiting till my kid is 18 and then I'm telling her to get the fuck out!!!

Almost 30 .. never

roughly a week ago. Then wife broke her elbow skating. She's horny and told me to come home at noon for some nooner sex (so in about an hour). I guess she'll take some good pain meds if necessary

I feel your pain. Similar situation

What age are you? This seems like my fate as well. Sex is going longer in-between sessions. Fucking sucks as I have a high sex drive

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She can't even keep a part-time job. She quits or gets fired every 2 months.

The bitch is using me. She waiting for the big payday when my parents kick the bucket. I stand to inherit mid 7 figures...

Good one

Today. I’m dating a slut. I only fuck with women who love dick.

I just turned 42

Offering free bjs or hand tugs in the 405 area. I'm drunk as hell..

im in the 405
interested in getting blown too?

Fuck man I'm right there with you. Guess its time for planning

Had sex last night with the wife, it's been well over a week since we had sex so it was more of a "let's get this done before it becomes a problem".
>3/10

Been 3 years since I had sex with a FWB twice. 2 year lull before that.

Around Edmond?

a few weeks ago, and I have a gf... sucks

With a female, like 4 years ago... Married. Tried hooking up with an Asian twink 2 days ago. He had a nice little body. I'm just not into stuff with guys, not as big as I thought. I thought I was, but the free times I have tried, it just wasn't working for me. Chicks are so much harder to have a hookup with.

This.

Last had sex with my ex on Monday. Likely will have sex again today. She bends over any time I need to get off. Doesn't even want me to wear a condom. But the sex is just a short distraction from the fact I'm lonely and beaten down from all the daily stress in my life. Life really wouldn't be any worse without the sex

Never

Join the club. Not worth the trouble of leaving, some things are great, but one the last kid is out, I'm done.

Are you me?

3 or 4 days ago

It's all I can do to keep from raging.

Is it wrong to pray she has a fatal car accident???

Never, and that was on purpose

You should start sucking cock. It's much more gratifying

I would be totally fine with 2 to 3 times a week. Consider yourself lucky.

Does it count if it was my wife? Last night when she bent over to put cloths in the dryer. If she does not count then 15 years ago was the last time I was with another woman.

More than three years ago, didn't feel like dating or having sex since then.

Sell me that Avalon just before y'all divorce

Same it's even tougher when you have kids and mommy and daddy cant go to pound town

Monday around noon with my gf, she started her period in the middle of sex but we kept going lol.

Its been a fucking week man im frothing at the tip over here ready to bust a nut.

Last night with my mexican wife. If you want to have regular sex for the rest of your life...wife a Mexican.

I have a kid. 2nd one on the way. Still get to fuck 3-4 times a week. Like I said. Wife a bean.

It's a NICE car bro! I hope she dies in it....

Dude. You got to get out now before she uses alimony against you. The kid is 13. He can handle it.

14 years ago. But I don't know if it counts because I have a phimosis and my skin was like a condom

Was married for 9 yeas until June. Sex ended after the first 2 years. She lost all interest. Frigid cunt had no problem fucking the roofer though. Anyways my new girl wants it non stop minimum twice a day. Makes me wonder what the fuck i was doing in such a miserable marriage.

Does it count when you're born? Since you're technically in your mom?

Sunday, and again this weekend

never, i'm 25 btw

i'd suck this

lost virginity with boyfriend last year
now we have sex like 9 times a week

Not in my state....kek

Wait...what state do you live in? I need to move there just in case.

Thursday a week ago.
Was a virgin up until like three months ago (27 YO). Now I'm fucking my boss around once a week (she lives with another man and is with a 4 YO kid, so that's why once a week is the best we can do).

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Texas. They don't do alimony or spousal support.

Literally the second my wife stops fucking me, I'm ending it. I don't know how guys do this. Sex is a part of the agreement unless you have some severely debilitating disease or paralysis or some shit and then it's completely understandable to fuck women on the side.

...God dammit. The state i have the most trouble moving her to.

late 2017...it's been awhile :(

April 2018 :^(

February 18

Been maybe 3 days. Also married. 3x/week is actually pretty good. We equally turn each other down. She’s a nursing student and I balance a 12 hour shift plus a pretty heavy exercise routine. Trust me it could be way worse.

Six years ago, bad stuff happened, got hurt a lot. Had a couple of offers, turned them down politely.
Yes I know "fag", "pussy" etc, I wish I could get my shit together.

>Fucking sucks

Hahaha, that's what she said! XD

And by "she", I mean my ex-wife. And by "said", I mean denied verbally but screamed loudly and clearly by her actions.
Weeks at a time. Longest was a month. I used to do a passive aggressive thing where I'd put a penny on the dresser, then stack one on top of it for each day I went without. After 6 years of marriage, I had had enough. She was a great person, but we didn't belong together. We had great creative synergy, she wasn't a bullshit artist, but there was shit under the surface that never got addressed.
Anyway, my former coworker and I are together now. We fuck almost daily. Just fucked last night. She loves cowgirl.

Last Sunday.

Just remember user Karma is a bitch.

Nah, they just live together because of the kid, they hate each other and basically didn't fuck since the kid was born. Still I think it's for the best if he doesn't know.

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January, 2012. Pumped a fatty off craigslist senior year of college while I was high on cocaine and blunts.

Just after that I thought I had a girlfriend of my dreams. The girl I had a crush on since freshmen year. I asked her out and our 3 dates still to this day fuck with my views on women.

I began jerking it to traps. Years went by, I tried to find a decent trap on craigslist but no luck. Honestly I didn't have the balls to do it. It was still just a porn fetish. Now I'm still looking for the right trap that isn't a roastie and I'm trying to breed.

What has happened to me bros? I've tried dating a few good girls over the years, but they just make me so angry. Then I try to find a trap and it's just endless bullshit.

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same

Monday night. Married co-worker. We've been fucking around for the last few months. Pretty much the only thing good about working through evening shift is our occasional lunch break fuck.

Need you a relationship with Jesus Christ bro

Never in the 29 years ive been alive. This year, I will become a Wizard.

>itt normalfags

It doesn’t suck if you have a side chick. Monday and Wednesday night and Thursday morning i fuck her. And the rest of the week I fuck my wife, or rest.

It's been so long since I had sex, I might be a virgin again.

saturday. perfect body, like everything i could ever wish for. but jesus christ it was so bad. maybe it was because she was tired from working 3 jobs. maybe she never had to put in some effort because shes so hot. maybe i wasnt her type. it just sucked.

Last month,

Dick was to big to fit in her. Really sweet girl tho went on a date and lost contact afterwards.

a year ago. so horny tempted to bang a chubby friend with issues because she said she was dtf no strings attached

never have

LMFAOOOOOO

Women are so lazy at sex. Especially, hot girls. I hate how the onus is always on the man. All these girls running around like hoes but when you actually fuck them it's like a dead fish in a plastic bag.

last sunday

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I think it’s been almost a week. I have a high sex drive my bf doesn’t Im going crazy. I love giving I love receiving but he’s too busy. I don’t get it

>looking for the right trap and I'm trying to breed
Got bad news for ya pal...

sharpie in pooper

anal vriginity doesnt exist

you lose that all the time taking a shit

I’m fucking my bitch right now ;)

Tits or be ignored.

Not even joking, though. It was sometime last century.

>I love giving and receiving
men dont have tits user this guy has a dick

An hour ago. OC for you annons. Much love

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9 years ago. I'm 42 now and a born again virgin.

hi

>didn't enjoy it

tits or gtfo!

Like 10 years

dude fuck other women asap. fuck being loyal to someone that won't put out.

2 hours ago, man i got fucked in the ass so good and he came on my face

You. Will NEVER. Be. One. Of. US!

oh really? well i never had sex with someone that is mainstream hot. one girl was fucking crazy in bed. she was fat but she had the most perfect tits. she had a breast reduction which means her tits were as big as possible without medical issues and formed perfectly since a surgeon did his job. shes my friendship with benefits but our work schedules hardly match...

5 and a bit months ago

>anal virginity

you've been here too much. You're reading things that don't exist.

Never, 34 yo.

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you got a decent job? a hobby? life goals?

How'd you manage that?

Got drunk and fucked my American friend. Once that night. And once in the morning before work.
Didn't intend to.
Pretty bangin tho.
Good fuck.
Would again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shit. Carry on then.

2 l8 drill ur gay no u faget

I quit my job about 5 months ago, no life goals, no hobbies. I am afraid of women. I am afraid of everything. I don't know why.

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7 months, 2 weeks, 4 hours ago, but who's counting, right? :D

(Seriously, it's been that long :)

You say that like it's a good thing, to be one of Us's

Fake it till you make it.

Nice ass. Lets get some pics of her.

Monday morning. Too lazy to drive to my girlfriends

On Saturday my gf lives on the other side of my country so she was visiting for the weekend. My frenulum is very tight (i plan on going to the doctor(don't want to get circumsized)) so i used a condom for most of it for the sake of my dick but we got bored and and i took it off and just fucked her raw until i started bleeding it didnt hurt so i just said fuck it and kept going she thought she started her period

Honestly, would you like to stick your peepee in a girls vagina and become a normie? We can become Monks and shit if SHTF and the catholics take over.

We are the purest Men on this planet! HEIL VIRGINS!

prob because you never tried to live , i have a friend who has a shitty skin condition and pretty much did nothing with his life he is 22 now and after me telling him where to go and fix his shit he finally did and hes moving on , dude was so low he tried ODing on lsd and shrooms yeah i know you cant wasnt a fun experience for him but eh
he also was afraid of living was cucked by a girl he liked while the guy that was with her was fucking her up the ass and having her in w/e way he wanted and passing pics of her around and he was just there getting off when ever she flirted with him because she needed emotional affection , women can be cruel but you just gotta go and do something before you cant took him almost 10 years to take my advice dont make that mistake

jezus. Get yourself together and start living your life. I have cancer and try to make the best of every day I still have. Stop beiing such a fucking pussy and start doing things that scares you. You don't no what fear is until someone tells you that you have and x percentage change to live for a couple of years. Start living. One day you will face death too.

Virginfag here. Those of you ITT who get laid regularly, how fit are you? Are you in reasonably good shape? And if you are, do you notice that the girl you're fucking appreciates that or do they not give a shit and only care about the D?

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Lol. No wonder she don't put out. Ur money is obviously more important than her.

Supreme, unfiltered cringe

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Last week wt fiance

2.5 years mostly intentionally. Waiting for the one.

Would rather want what I can't have than have what I don't want.

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Ugly ppl have sex all the time. What reality do u live in?

Thank you, frens.

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20 minutes ago

with ugly women

Virgins sword fight for the damsel.

You have no idea what you're talking about. I have bent over backwards to be a good husband and provider.

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I’m a woman just can’t post my tits without revealing who I am. I’m reading about wives who won’t fuck and I’m having the opposite problem

You need support more than me, fren. I don't know what to say. You are very strong.

Sex with ugly women is far better than no sex with hot women

>39 years old
>never had sex
>tfw

in my experience confidence comes from being happy with yourself rather than w/e people make it seem idk what kind of idea you have , if you have a bad feeling in your gut before talking to a woman because of how you are , ask yourself weather its an issue you have with yourself or is she out of your social circle , one way or another you will get an answer after that its just trail and error with tinder and badoo you have plenty of chances for you to learn

im a fit 22 year old masculine dude but im gay and mainly attracted to older fit hairy masculine men, and most of them have a low self esteme or they are horny 24/7 so i basically get laid with whoever i want. im happy that im gay in 2019

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last Wednesday

yesterday

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same

1836

About an hour and a half ago with wife, just before lunch. Probably again in about an hour.

Then headed to metals4u to pick up some brass stock and some custom tool steel I ordered that came in today. Finish relining my medium forge with refractory ceramic, changing the gas orifice to my summer configuration. Probably done with all that by 6, our girlfriend gets back from her rounds at the ER by 8, she's oncall for the weekend, so no wine or bud. We suffer with her on that.. Probably a few nuts in both of them by midnight. Might go back out in shop, I like forging metal in the dark. Test the new orafice install and relining at the least.

How's your life user?

You may get the loony masses to call you a Woman, but no REAL bio woman has a penis, faggot tranny.

REAL Women can only receive, not give.

not this 1 faggot

im amassing a wealth and keeping it. i might give it all to my emotional support lizard Rex when i die.

You know what....that's fucking disgusting.

Giving a blowjob/rim job/riding/pegging doesn’t count? If a woman has never gone down on you you’re missing out.

yesterday

I need sex like 2 times a day is that too much?

If she doesn't want you to wear a condom then grab her face, stick your dick deep in her pussy and cum inside her until your seed is oozing out of her.

u jelly?

Never have, doubt I ever will

Couple of weeks back.
GF has endometriosis and that puts a damper on things.

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Uhhh Tuesday

Gotta be careful. I’ve posted her a lot I’m other threads, but if I post her face I don’t lost nudes in it. And if I post nudes I don’t post her face in it. Someday somebody might figure out they are all the same person and combine them though

2011

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i m 25 y.o. relationship of 8 years. last 2 years fucked twice or 3 times i d k. i m trying to get laid at night.

2012. Have had little desire since.

What kind of disgusting, degenerate trash woman wants to fuck a man in his asshole? What kind of beta faggot would let you?

disease ridden cunt if i ever saw one

Can you get an std from an animal?

I would be if she was hot tbqfhfamalam. But...thats just...no, not jelly...sad? for you I guess that you woiuld put your peepee in that gross vajayjay

Give her another kid she obviously can't admit it to the hubby if she doesn't want to destroy her family. You mark your territory, and another fool can raise your seed.

Why do women make you angry user?

Sexy! What's her name?

Hey, hey, that's VIRGIN FAGGOT to you good sir.

About a month now. I had a semi regular thing going with this girl but I honestly didn't like her much. She had an okay body but wasn't very pretty and I didn't like her personality. I was only messing around with her for the regular pussy but after a while the sex went downhill because I just wasn't that into her so I ghosted her.

Now I kind of regret it because I really feel like getting laid again.

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I just want to put my fingers inside of you.

Your girl doesn't mind you putting your seed in other women?

I no longer remember clearly, approx. around 2004 or summat.

Very very very long time ago.
I have not had sex in 16 years.
I had a GF when I was 18, we broke up and I never had the confidence to approach a girl.
I was constantly reject during my highschool years, that I make the conclusion not a single woman wants to date me or fuck me. So I gave up and became celibate.

This is why I tell guys not to get married. Men get married mostly because they think they have a great girl and they want to lock her down and be able to have regular sex. What actually happens is that the bitch gets comfortable and stops wanting to please you so she never wants sex anymore. After a few years you will be lucky to get it more then once a month.

Monday night. Condom broke. Came inside her. Shes pissed.

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Stop jerking off and exercise loser.

Years ago. I'm 37 and my cult Christian parents don't allow it.

Like 3 months ago. Just kind of over it at this point.

Men are always horny so I guess that's a plus to being gay.

rarely, you're much more likely with another human.

April 2018

February 14th, have a live in gf and she has a low sex drive, I work nights so there’s no real time to even pressure her.

I often jack off to her naked/underwear when she’s getting ready for work, since I’m about to go to bed.

>i want to put my fingers inside of you
thats pretty gay user

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3 years ago. sad, isnt it?

same.

look at the eyes user what the fuck are you doing? they have senpaku eyes

RIP you and your demon spawn from hell

An hour or 2 ago. She wore a fishnet one piece and is slim and curvy. So i literally closed the blinds and threw her over my shoulder to carry her into our bed. My girl and I fuck all the time and been together for over a decade. I made her blow me then hop on my cock and rode me until I filled her with cum. She can feel the cum shoot inside her and then has an orgasm. Love it.

Holy shit. I wish I could bottle 'abject loser' feelings in a drink to give kids sense of what it's like to never attempt anything remotely hard.

> slim and curvy
Why can't you just say the bitch was fat?

She loves her as much as I do. Wife has 2 girlfriend has one and wants another when her practice settles down, we're thinking as soon as next year.

Really they're both wives, but you can only put one on paper.

Yo why she got hives

You realize a woman can have curves and be slim right? You heard of an hour glass frame? Lmao moron.

2 days ago, 2nd date.

Maybe instead try not getting with fucked up bitches? I found two of them. One for 20 the other is going on 9 years.

Being more selective really helps.

Imagine exaggerating THIS much

So your gonna start a family with them all?

that’s my jizz. that was the second load so it was kinda watery

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january 2016/17 can't really remember

Last night with a semi regular fuck buddy. She’s 17 years younger than me. Passionate sex. Came inside her. The whole nine yards.
I genuinely dislike her as a person. In fact, I can’t stand being around her unless sex is involved and sometimes I’ll even turn her down or make up an excuse not to hook up because she’s so fucking awful. After I nut I have zero desire to see her again.

But even now, my dick is saying - text her and see what’s she’s up too. God fucking damnit.

You in Austin?

I get shit from metals4u

Also, I assume you guys are poly? A lot of my friends are poly, my side girl (whom I have fallen madly in love with) is poly. My wife however... Well she is probably about to be my ex-wife lol (fml)

Already have. 3 kids so far. First wife is good with two, the doc is younger, she wants at least one more. We make enough so that's not an issue. Even with 3 of us time can get a bit tight.

Oldest is finishing up H.S., youngest just getting into Jr. High. Just waiting for things to settle in her career before any more.

I know user
I know

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That's yogurt.

How does a 1yo respond to text?

Salado actually!!! Not really sure if were full polyamorous, more traditional polygamy. Not religious.

Yeah, we just kept it honest and above board. Divorce is expensive and sneaking around is a biohazard nightmare.. Ones a doc who specializes in infectious diseases.. I.. Know things I cannot unknow.. (shivers)..

If you have any interest in having kids this is not the way to go. Unless you’re selfish and care more about your own needs rather than your child’s

I have sex all the time and Im a little overweight. I have a small belly but Im handsome so I guess that helps.

Why's that?

monday morning my girl comes over in 2hrs.Sex gonna be painful got my stomach tattooed today.

7 months ago

What's keeping you from trying? You would have had to ask every female on earth to know that not one of them wants you. Sounds like your problem is a self-esteem problem. What kinda life do you live? Entertainment choices? Diet?

You must really love her, to be able to cum inside that!

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Why do you dislike her? What kind of shitty is she?

Are you kidding me? Quit whining: I'm lucky if my wife will let me in it on average once a month; more typical to go 5-6 weeks

>Provider
U just proved my point.
U could make any woman dry

lost

What? Why?

May of last year. Saw my ex one last time before I moved across the country.

*Cringe*

>Need you a relationship with Jesus Christ bro
I tried a Christian virgin girl. Was even going to wait to marry her. It cost me 4 grand and in the end, just another independent woman unable to submit like the good book says.

>Got bad news for ya pal...
Don't worry, I'm not desperate for a whore that doesn't get checked.

>Why do women make you angry user?
Their independence and modern women are insufferable

>Stop jerking off and exercise loser
90 days no fap, faggot

Trust me lads, it's over. Get used to celibacy. Ironically, I'll be 30 in 2 months *sips*. What a perfect age to see the end.

Honk Honk.

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I know that feel. I love her, shes a great person and a great partner, but just has a much lower sex drive than me. She doesn't want it very often, and when she does it's always lame vanilla sex where I do all the work and if I want her to do anything I pretty much have to spoon feed her directions on what to do, which take all the fun out of it. She's been a frumpy mom type since she was a teen. I hate saying it but thats the best way to describe it.

But I recently picked up a sort of emotional mistress. She's in the same boat as me, drastically higher sex drive than her bf and he can't keep up. She's just as horny and frustrated as I am, we have all the same kinks, and many people have stopped us to say what a cute couple we are/would be. We met at work and became best friends instantly. We go on "friend dates", she dresses up for me, we flirt constantly, we call eachother pet names, etc.

We haven't done anything physical, and have set boundries such as not going to eachother's houses, being very clear that neither of us are willing to cheat regardless of how attracted we may be to eachother, etc. Its all playful fun, and honestly the sexual tension just makes it that much better. The most we've done is hug, held hands a few times, and I kissed her on the top of the head once when she was having a really hard day, we had both been drinking and she had her face in my chest about to cry.

In addition to the usual stuff you get from a friend, we both get from eachother what we don't at home. We are both sorely missing the attention we aren't getting from partners who just don't seem that into us. They say they love us, we have long established relationships, but don't get the excitement and passion from them that we get it from eachother.

We've gone on a few double dates. Her bf likes me, but my gf doesn't like her. My gf is comfortable in that I won't run away with this girl, but still doesn't like that shes a natural flirt.

Is that lucille?

enjoy it while you can - once those rings are on it's a downward spiral
>source: am married
>also source: this thread

why

20 days ago. Shit was so ca$h.

> solid 9/10 qt3.14
> no condom
> no birth control
> came in her with the strength of 1000 suns
> plan B for breakfast
> gonna probs see her again next week

Before that, a year ago.

bit early for such summery larping, innit?

Nice.

You do know that inheritances are personal, right? By that I mean that the inheritance would go to you alone and not to both you and her. It wouldn’t be marital property or community property that would be split in a divorce.

I am pretty sure non of us have ever had sex

You're getting cucked m8

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Last night my wife fingered my ass until I came and then I used a dildo on her. Does that count as sex? Lol

I'm fucking dying here

You'll be banging her within the quarter

Ummm ... Just fuck her. Cheat or tell your wife that you love her and want to stay married, but getting some on the side is non-negotiable, since you aren't getting enough with her. Suffering is OPTIONAL, not required.

Was a reply to
Inheritances are separate property and are not split in a divorce. So, no payday for your wife when you inherit a small fortune.

How do your kids feel about their parents’ relationship(s)?

Gnarly

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If you want moar, my father commited suicide on my birthday a couple years ago. I'm not joking.

Monday night

August 2017.

Not fit but not a hideous fat beast

Last night

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>It cost me 4 grand and in the end

"I need fifty dollas to make you holla," x 800 =/= Christian virgin girl.

July 2017

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Twice today

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same man fucking my ex tonight then this girl that wants to be with me on tuesday

last night

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underrated

You think you guys who go out to bars and pick up women to take home and fuck, you think you're hot shit?

Listen to this. Last night, I had sex... with my WIFE!

You know how hard that shit is?!

Nobody picks chicks up at bars anymore grandpa

That was a boomer move, people go to bars to get drunk with their friends not to troll for singles

2008 but there was no love so I'd say 2003 was the last time.
But at least I got dubs

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poor bastard

w h o o s h .

Bro thats good. I maybe have sex once a week, sometimes less.

You haven't had sex. Since 08?

2008
And I passed on multiple occasions... I don't know what's wrong with me

Correct.

Like 2 days ago. Didn’t call her back. She was okay but not the best.

Fellow 2008 bro.
Was the chance "offered but not worth the baggage"? That's how it was for me.

Did someone see my trips? I think I left them here.

Today

try being married for 15 years and havent had sex in 14

24 year old kissless virgin, I'm actually completely normally with a functioning life, I've just never really felt like I've wanted to. I masturbate but not really interested in sex, dunno

Random girls in my class tried to take me in their flat... I wasn't interested at all
Ex girlfriend of some friends... I passed
Close friend in couple... I passed
Drunk 20y slut... I passed
I tried Tinder... Ended up with an ugly ass chubby who rest on her back doing nothing...
I could even had a threesome with two 22y but on of them was in couple with on of my friend...
I'm not gay tho

30th of march ;(

Wednesday was the last time. With my friends married sister.

Never but I got a blowjob a couple days ago.

about an hour ago with my friend's wife

An hour ago.

about an hour ago with hubby's bff

lefty, 3 weeks ago

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Why do you even bother being married?

Does she have to be human?

Was she great? Sub?

old picture but yesterday

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Last night off of Tinder.

Met a cute girl off of Tinder, but can't remember if her name is Stephanie or Carla.

*shrugs*

15 years ago. I have avoided a huge amount of problems over the years.

Best sex ever was with an ex gf, we went to her house after work and she showed me this transparent robe thing she got to wear for me and she put it on with nothing else and we started off slow fucked in her bed for awhile and then she got up to grab something out of her closet I bent her over her dresser in there and pounded the fuck out of her til she came all over my cock and could barely get back into the bed i fucked her some more and came in her pussy, she cleaned up climbed back into bed and let me put my semi hard cock back in her pussy til we fell asleep
Shit was cash I miss her a lot

sure

Setina Rose, went to school with her.

Looking to find her porn videos as she has since become a porn star, she has loads of cam videos but cba to pay

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December 2018. A few days before my gf broke up with me

Same. in august.

this morning before work why?

Three years ago. Don't miss it.

...

I think its a mix of some mental thing and CURRENTYEAR humans.

>I only fuck with women who love dick
Uh, doesn't that stand to reason? I mean, technically you COULD fuck a woman who DOESN'T love dick, but then it would be called rape & you would be a rapist.

So yeah. Notwithstanding gay stuff, in order to fuck a woman, it's kind of a prerequisite that she be one who "loves dick."

Or at least tolerates it, like my first wife.

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February of this year, about two weeks before she left me

Knew something was up when she stopped wanting sex

I'll get back in the saddle eventually, no rush

Never because incel

She sucks dick like a champ, bit chubby though

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What about the house? It currently belongs to a family trust, but when my parents pass I become the owner of the trust....ergo the house. Will the court give her half the value of the house as a marital asset? The house is currently valued at ~$510K.

I hear ya, except I'm this guy: That stress is part of why it's been 3 years. Thankfully, after a year or so, the gf stopped attempting, dropping hints or complaining. I feel bad for making her go without, but at this point, following through with an encounter w/ her would solve a couple problems but it would create 4x more than it solved.

Uh, no. I support gay rights, gay marriage, gay everything. Just not interested in males. Never have been, never will be.

Honestly, why people have sex is beyond me anymore. Guess I've had so much pussy over the years, it's just gotten old. Lost its lustre or something.

The best women are plump. They can take dick like a champ and they fuck back

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Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men, OR a virgin.

Proof positive.

this morning

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promising tits, got moar?

You get used to it, as I'm sure you know by now. Point is, you do you. Nobody else is gonna look out for you better than you can.

You know what you need, or don't as the case may be. Who gives a fuck what other people say.

she has talent, first time she sucked me off i nutted embarrassingly quick

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a lot more

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do you feel like virgins again? cuz i do