It's like reading Old English, you have to subvocalize each word to associate it with the known equivalent
How do I get my girlfriend to stop fucking our two roommates?
now im reading everything on Yea Forums in an olde english accent in my mind.
alcohol in the morning is a blast
Why do beta cuck losers come on be to ask for common sense answers? Dude, grow the fuck up and be a man. If you have a hoe for a GF and she is fucking other dudes behind your back get rid of her you stupid retarded nigger.
kill her
>How do I satisfy a girl who needs this much sex?
You don't. As long as you're in a relationship with her she'll keep doing this. It's your call.
Leave now or embrace the cucking bro.
You beat her up and kick her out. Or get a restraining order if you want to good points.
Because they're stupid and can't think for themselves. Probably underage of 25
Wait a minute. This is old as fuck. Lost.
This is an old pasta, don't fall for the bait newfriends