Be me

>be me
>3 days ago cleaning out the attic in my garage
>See some glowing eyes in the darkness
>Raccoon.jpeg
>He looks pretty cute so I go to take a picture of him
>The flash agitates the raccoon and he lunges at me
>He kept bitting at me and I kept kicking him away until he left me alone
>He broke skin with his tooth when I kicked him
I've been feeling kinda dizzy and confused lately and my whole body feels tingles. Should I be concerned?

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This is where his tooth went into my leg. He is also still in my attic so I can't finish cleaning my attic. Wut do?

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You’re fucked. Go shoot that little bastard and take his corpse to the vet for testing.

Yeah what he said, either kill him brutally then go to the hospital for possible rabies. Or hospital the murder the fucker. I say beat him to death with a good ol fashioned club.

This cute boy UwU

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He's still cute. What if I just capture him as a pet?

possibly it's a curse, try to appease him with food

Gib him all the cummy wummies UwU

You're gonna turn into raccoon-man. Question is...will you use your powers for good or evil?

Lure it out with food by leaving a trail out of your house, then go to a physician.

This is now a dubs thread!
DUBS GET RABIES

I'll use my powoers for evil UwU, I need to get dem biscuits somehow

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What do they eat? I can pick up some food after work today

Approach the raccoon with a full erection.

Literally anything

you have 3 days to get rabies shot or you will die the most awful death you can imagine..you will lose your mind and die the most horriable painful death there is..go to er now and get shot NOW,,

But that's not fun! >:( We wanna see OP cac a rac, but fair enough get a shot faggot

If I feel worse tomorrow I will go to the clinic

YOU NEED TO GO NOW YOU IDIOT

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I probably just need to sleep. The doctors is expensive and I can't risk an unnecessary trip

Rabies is a death sentence op.

What would it if I capture in a cage suing dog treats?

You're transforming from a man into a wereraccoon.

The same thing happened to my uncle Jeb. He goes out to the bins one night and gets bit by a raccoon. After about 5 days he sprouts hair all over and runs off. Now once a month during full moons we hear him chittering about the town, turning over rubbish bins looking for scraps. We had to lock the bin lids down to stop him getting in.

Cute cat, whats it's name?

Motherfucker you retarded GO NOW rabies is literal brain cancer longer it is on your system the worse it gets eg you have brain damage.

Might be too late already

Only somebody with rabies-induced brain damage could be this retarded.

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Fake and gay

Pls don't. Just die

PSA If you come into contact with wild/unknown animals than the possibility of Rabies transmission should always be on your mind.

If you are attacked by any animal from Rats to Bats than you should go to your favorite Emergency Room immediately and you will be vaccinated. NO ONE reading this is lucky enough to survive Rabies.

OP Is trolling for attention, that "bite" mark is just the healing stage of a mosquito/spider bite evidenced by the white skin ring around the inflamed spot, his claim that the Raccoon kept biting him is immediately disproven by his picture showing a single "mark" and followed by his obvious troll replies to people looking out for his health.

OP is a Liar. This user isnt
Dont play dumb with Rabies, get treated.

dumbass go to your doctor get a rabies and tetanus shot. rabies takes a lot longer than 3 days for symptoms so you're probably just being paranoid with your dizziness but you should go to a doctor anyway.

Well said.