REKT

stop replying xd

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this guy was a police informant & actually wasn't in custody, hence he wasn't in handcuffs. So it's factually incorrect to title this webm as ''escape trick'' he had no reason to escape.

Wasn't me

R u blind

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If she had done that naked she'd be a legend.

They're not in the US either, unless they've been a certain amount of time without a seizure. My friend had narcolepsy and couldn't drive for 6 months after fainting once. Then it happened again, they changed her meds and gave her 12 months without driving. Once they think it's relatively likely you won't have another one (especially if something specific triggered it and its' something you can avoid) then they let you drive again.

I passed out from heat stroke driving home from my construction job... luckily it wasn't bad, hit a guard rail and woke up 100 ft from my mechanic. Tied my muffler back up with a coat hanger and drove my shattered wobbly car into his shop... lmao his son goes to my college so he let me go back to work and pay him next paycheck.

why drive a car if you're one of those pathetic losers who can lose conciousness randomly

> Falling pipe

Thats a crane you brainlet

you called him pathetic because he lost consciousness thats pretty funny

People with epilepsy/narcolepsy or any other involuntary disorder where you can pass out dont deserve to be able to drive. They are massive hindrances to society.

it is pathetic. Why the fuck is he driving a car on that road if he has narcolepsy. You're a fucking idiot if you dont see that as stupid.

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randomly passing out is pretty faggy

you're literally discriminating against people that have a disability. mini Hitler worm.

You can literally see the part where the cable is attached, and where it extends. What are you, a nigger?

i didnt say it wasnt stupid i just think its funny you called him pathetic i didnt even disagree with you why are you so confrontational seek help

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yeah i just think pathetic is a funny word to use for that

nah user,i just couldun't remember the right word,english is not my first language

And they are risking the lives of others by driving. You narrow minded idiot.

oh, well yeah it is pretty funny.

I can't believe people think you can actually die this way, ProTip: you can't! It's water it's not like you are hitting concrete, the only way you could die is if you didn't know how to swim and drowned. Fucking retards!

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so where was the nigger? do you know what you are doing

Exactly its a disability. blind people aren't allowed to drive. Nor should narcoleptics.

Battle of the titans right there

>or any other involuntary disorder
people who have ADD lol. you're dumb

the framing of that suggests they were taking a cool video and it wasnt a suicide thing. Yet the guy films him all the way down. Classic asian bug people.

thats fuckin funny as shit

>involuntary disorder where you can pass out.

Did you pass out before you read the whole sentence, fucking brainlets in this thread.

Narcoleptics can see, blind people can. Argument invalid.

found the guy with ADD, hows having shitty genes going for you spaz?

narcolepctics can see while theyre asleep?

ADD aint shit

>Classic asian bug people
What the fuck i actually lost to this comment

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Yea Forums is a terrible place to mock people with these sorts of disorders because this place is crawling with sickly freaks. Bet most of the people in this thread have ADHD, aspergers, epilepsy etc

typical mustang driver

what a throw. give that person a medal

Not going to lie, that one's going in the spank bank

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actually kill yourself.

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...ok

ok...

...ok...

Imagine how hard her nipples got.

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LOL, negroes.

oh yeeeeahhh

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>that filename
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>They are massive hindrances to society.
So are neets, yet here you are.

Come on shut up already.

>still intact on the outside after that impact
Noice

The framing suggests it? The ledge he stands on clearly breaks off. He doesn't jump.

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If you have it under control it's not bad and you can definitely tell if you're going to have one

harvey oswald be like

>tfw alcohol does bad things to your stomach
Stop teasing, pls.

he escapes the car dumbass
>at INCREDIBLE SPEED I might add

>30 year old neckbeard basement dweller complains about society that he takes no part in whatsoever

Seizures yes, narcolepsy can come on in seconds.

kek do you have narcolepsy? Are you pathetic genetic failures like the OP post?

thats just a spider molting they all do that there also harmless at least tarantulas are

Rocked his world

>what is surface tension
what are you, 12?

>harmless at least tarantulas are
i wouldn't call them harmless, especially the tree tarantulas. sure they wont kill you but they will make your life hell.... for years

>narcoleptic waste of life falls asleep at wheel while typing shit neckbeard comment

Chances are it probably won't kill you but it will take the wind out of you. Imagine running into a wall as hard as you can them being stuck under water and having to swim. That's how a lot of these people die.

At that height its enough force on impact to kill

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this, this thread is full of actual morons I swear. The speed that person organs were going and the spread way he landed made them go at close to terminal velocity into the front of his chest cavity. He dead.

it will hurt thats about it ive been bite before its like a real bad bee sting unless your allergic or something

not as hard as mine

Kind of what I said, but with more words

Fucking retard, when you hit water at a high enough speed, which would occur in a free fall like that, water becomes as hard as hitting concrete since due to surface tension the water won't have time to displace.

Fuck sake, you need to go back to second grade science you dumb fuck.
It's LITERALLY like hitting concrete, it's why it's been such a historically common way to commit suicide.

Because I was agreeing with you..

this guy was obviously trying to get this reaction from you. Well done. You failed.

Fair enough

What happened? I don't get it! (I know i am dumber than you!)

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imagine being this mad

More like this?

he lit the nerve gas regulator under the seat. He knew it would send him through the back window to freedom. Hes still on the run till this day hes untouchable.

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You're comparing a liquid substance to concrete? and you have the audacity to call a sensible observer of scientific fact ''retard, dumb fuck''

You need to check yourself fella!

so a thing explodes and no one gets hurt/injured/killed... and you post this shit on a rekt thread

fucking moran.

*Moron, you illiterate moron

actually it's *moron. No capital letter on the M.
You grammatically inept cretin.

Hey user this isn't war thread

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I love the abuse everyone dishes to everyone, ya fucking faggot.

right on man, I always knew it was just a meme, concrete is definitely harder than water! You should demonstrate it to prove these losers wrong, and film it.

The start of a sentence or proposition is a capital letter, you illiterate moron.

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You capitilize the start of every sentence, stupid kike.

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I bet you use a lower case i to start stories.

This thread is clearly full of narcoleptic, ADD riddled idiots who skipped so much school due to being pathetic, they don't know basic grammar.

kek this.
a fucking idiot whom thinks insults start with a capital letter. Dumbass.

The dude from apocalypto survived that one jump though

Can't do that in china, they don't build worth a shit. Literally fell apart under him

And you, good user, are a faggot.

STFU YOU FUCKING REDDIT FAG, SO WHAT IF I DIDN'T OBSERVE PROPER GRAMMER, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. WE'RE ON Yea Forums NOW NOT REDDIT NOW SO STFU. I WON. I CORRECTED HIM FOR MISPELLING HIS INSULT, DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING FOR ME. I WIN.

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oh wow

>LE TROLLFACE

Actually neck yourself.

wahhhhh someone made fun of my pathetic disorder so I called him a faggot

>people filmed the WTC crumbling down.

Still a worthless autistic living piece of furniture who cries and eats.

kek you incorrectly used a capital letter in your correction. Brainlet alert!

great call

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bigges morons in this threat confirmed
falling this hard 4 a obvious bait, idiots

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Historically, people have been competing to beat the record of the
highest jump into water. They do not allow it anymore because
people (professional dive jumpers trained to do exactly this) keep
dying from injuries related to the impact.

The officials even used to have a clause that while emergency
services may be available (in fact recommended) the person
who attempted to beat the record must swim back to the shore
or climb back into the boat without any assistance, otherwise the
attempt is void.

Why would I need to prove that concrete is a harder surface than water? Who would I be proving it to?

Idiots who think you wont survive the jump, which you tottally will! So its fine.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
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Factually incorrect user, the olympics has been around since 1896 and divers been been diving from great heights since it's inception.

If it was a high risk sport then it would been banned by now, alas it hasn't. It's actually one of the safest sports around because of the fact the divers are guaranteed to land in water.

damnit now my dick is hard

This is some interesting trolling.

Cop at the end is just mildly annoyed.
>Uh. Could you not?

What's the point in proving anything to idiots, if they can't accept that water is a liquid, and that concrete is not, then that's their personal problem.

>Couldn't negate any of the valid points
>le troll!!

you'll have to try harder than that, user.

I just think if we had the smoking gun video of you jumping and your organs not turning to soup would really help drive home how idiotic they are.

why 1986?

kek some guy from this thread joined my discord server & I sent him CP.

now he blocked me but he will never be able to remove the CP cookies that will forever be imbeded in his harddrive kek

lolol fucken dumbass

Shut the fuck up, i just called you a troll bc you're being retarded. I don't need to disprove it. Water is as hard, if not harder than concrete, you're a fucking troll... no ones gonna reply to you bc i called u a troll! kek i'm winning this game. Fucking idiot.

thats like sucking someones dick when they're sleeping and calling them gay. You're still the pedophile in this situation.

wat

This is actually decent quality bait and people still reacting to it as if it's a real post
>I can't believe
false disbelief
>ProTip: you can't!
ProTip is an ancient bait technic because it acts as a catalyst for argument. The exclamation mark at the end is a farce.
>it's water it's not like you are hitting concrete
It's common knowledge that an object hitting water at a certain speed will make the surface tension similar to concrete. The specific wording "it's not like you are hitting concrete" is meant to make the poster seem retarded, when in fact he is actually only pretending to be retarded.

Overall this is good quality bait, but will only catch newfags. Good shit.

I'm not him, but let me school you, fool.

The highest board in Olympic diving is about 30 meters.

The poster you responded to was talking about guiness book records dives, the highest of which is about 60 meters, and the diver fractured spine getting that record.

It is, in fact, deadly as fuck past about 50 meters because you're falling at about 70mph by that point. Imagine getting hit by anything, even a water balloon at 70 mph. It will wreck your shit.

okay so I may hav e been wrong about the olympics starting in 1986 but thats what my mom told me. Anyway diving is super safe you can dive from any height

Top kek

not really bc i might be underage.

Its just been the guy who posted it pretending to be multiple people. Hes being both the bait and the newfags.

>reddit spacing
>falling for retarded bait
I guess it really is summer

You're the fool. No one actually believes what that poster said its a bunch of people who arent as autistic/oblivious as you. Laughing.

No user. There's a thing called bellyflop, it has been known to cause serious injury even from miniscule heights. Diving onto a soft surface is safe 100% of the time, water is a liquid, therefore it is considered soft. It just depends how you land.

Stop being so on the spectrum and read the room.

kek you replied to the wrong person. Dumbass.

Well, look at everyone taking the bait. Don't you all feel special now?

story greentext only

Sure I did brainlet.

You just gave him a (You)

what a fucking baited reddit fag. Is it summer already?

That's actually bastante satasfying.

>I was just pretending to be retarded.

did, brainlet.*

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SHUT UP. I WAS FUCKING TROLLING YOU! AND I DID. I GOT A RESPONSE I'VE WON. I CAN'T BE TOUCHED IN THIS GAME. NOW STOP SAYING WATER IS A LIQUID, IT ISN'T. IT'S FUCKING CONCRETE IN DISGUISE STFU I'VE WON THIS ARGUMENT.

That pause makes no sense in the context. You brainlet.

How the fuck is that dude still walking?

No fucking way the reddit guy deleted his post.

Please tell me this video is massively sped up

I just said a comma is a pause, can u reply to me pls, i love dick.

kek, here's your (You) cocksucka!

Actual reddit guy deleted his post after 'schooling' us. Kek he deleted just like its a reddit post as well. As if it wasnt anonymous and he couldnt take the shame in his post history.

pretending to be other people only works if you dont type like a faggot.

He got totally stoned

kek i just baited the fag who was trying to bait.

too easy

Chink tier building standards.
There was me thinking chinks had god-tier math and engineering. Seems not.

The faggot survived tho. So even trying to off himself the stupid fuck failed.

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING MAGGOT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN BAIT ME, NOW FUCKING REPLY TO ME FUCKING IDIOT!

kek unlucky (pause while i suck some dick) user

they have absolutely no health and saftey standards or laws. Why do you think elevators kill so many people there. Theres never been a video of an escalator swallowing a person whole anywhere but china. They are literal bug people who scuttle past the dead carapaces of other people who have died from eating food fried in septic tank oil.

Please stop. Its so fucking embarrassing.

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You're fucking EMBARRASSING yourself, you didn't even win so the jokes on you. Didn't even bait me in the slightest. You're just pretending to be reatarded just shut the fuck up PLEASE.

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stop talking to yourself you werido

kek got the try hard sperging out at everyone. He really wants his (You) Poor newfag.

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Dissapointing. I expected death.

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Shut your fucking idiotic mouth, just reply to me. I called a comma a pause. just give me attention, stop pretending i don't exist you peice of shit.

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kek got him again.

inb4 he replies to me again calling me a samefag bc he lost the argument.

Piece*

are you alright user?Why do you even bother with others?

fuck you, nigger licker. don't drag me into your gay spat

THAT WAS BAIT YOU FOOLS

Imagine being so bipolar you have to sperg out because you incorrectly told someone to use a comma. Oh wait, I don't need to imagine.

And that kids is why you always keep your eyes on the road

>escapes vehicle in tricky way
not an escape trick.

They're not in the US. I lost consciousness behind the wheel in October of 2016. Insurance dipped out on me almost immediately. Then I got a series of requests from the state DOT asking for a number of health records. I'm still digging through it and my license has been suspended until I've completed everything.

Having said all that, I think the guy just fell asleep.

He wouldn't decide fast enough so god decided for him.

Jesus christ we got a real memer in this thread trolling everyone with his top class trolls. What a cool guy.

Pic related

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did someone say something ?

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I saw this a while ago. Nope. So much wrong. So avoidable. So much panic. Not watching again.

Nice bait faggot

and also it is not like you hit concrete or something

Where is this from?

Obvious bait and it still worked, good job, but everyone knows about eternal bleeding.

Exactly. How can water be compared with concrete. The dumbasses on this fucking board man.

when I thought I couldnt hate spiders anymore.. I had a visceral reaction to this

ZipLock commercial

"All cultures are equivalent"

At 29000 joules a 90 kg man falling 33 meters is experiencing 10 times the kinetic energy of a nfl tackle. Even though the water displaces some of it, the problem is it knocks you out and you drown.

This thread is like babys first troll. What the fuck is this idiot tier shit

He died on impact, when you watch the documentary, people rarely survive the fall

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who gave him driving licence when he have autism attacks like that?

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Is this how they ship mail order brides?

All these newfags falling for a 5 year old bait

You're dead on.

youtube.com/watch?v=XopSDJq6w8E

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god, I wish that were me

The seizure actually ended at 25 seconds. The rest of the video is just him reacting to the lit cigarette he dropped on his dick.

birds love the dick as much whites love the BBC

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Don't shoot up a school

obviously

are you fucking dumb? that guy was clearly trying to impersonate me, the fucking baby. and now he's baited you, you're such a dumv fuck. Stop replying to him you cunt.

>Dam Son

Not to mention when you experience any impact of that magnitude, you get the wind knocked out of you and thus have a negative bouyuncy

>headshot

Oh shit and this is also very low b8

It baffles me people are still retarded enough to fall for this low-tier bait

not bait. he's a jew, checking out the handiwork on that bris

it is not said that he had a seizure.
my bro in law lost consciousness while driving, probably cause he did not eat for too long time. never happened before or after, wasn't epilepsy or seizure for sure.
insurance paid with no further questions asked.

Why don't you take a seat

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well now, how THAT makes you feel?

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nice meme bro.
one mini drop of soap is enough to kill the surface tension, did you sleep in school?
how much soap you think open waters, especially rivers contain?
protip: they are full of sewage which is packed with soap.

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He has narcolepsy hence the rear dashcam. You moron. No one cares about your pointless anecdotal brother evidence.

put spaces after your commas and periods, nigger.

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i'd bet the one on right is a boy, if there weren't these enormous tittons. boy face/10

once of the best ways to die. he never felt a thing

what the fuck

well you proved absolutely 100% that you don't know anything just as everyone here.

It says in the youtube description of the video the guy posted himself, he has narcolepsy. You utter utter brainlet.

summer

all of those head shots in new zealand..none of this happens

When the neighbors turn up their dubstep music.

well when it is posted on youtube, it better be true.
now you convinced me. i am sure you also checked the wikipedia article on that

You can see the guys face in the video, he has other videos on the channel, how would this get uploaded if he didnt upload it himself? How do you walk around and remember to breath?

wahhh someone made fun of my stupid brother story and now im angeryyyyyy

>autism attacks
wtf are "autism attacks"

Moar like this please

someone has loads of time it seems

He gon burn his nuts

yeah i am literally shaking.

Me brave warrior! Me clobber the naked lady as she lay helpless on the ground!

You gay as fuck.

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5.56 vs 7.62 or greater. Mass x velocity, more mass=more force.

this is my fetish

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when the kush hit ya

i just replied to you w a picture of brainlets that i found on reddit, fucking reply to me, stop ignoring, i won argument and now you are mad. Ignoring me just confirms this kek. I fuckin won.

i never said i like her boy face.

noice bait mate

you're the one on Yea Forums too faggot

shameless samefag

>fucking reply to me
>i won argument
>I fuckin won

You didn't relize that here we actually have some anons that can read you IP like this one over here

he should better learn2read then kek

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Watching ragheads get killt gets my dick so hhaaaarrrrd.

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n word bad

Don't you die on me

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Classic mistake, chinged when he should have changed

The guy was trying to pick a target to mug.
Really shady the way he was walking into the path of people, he was probably hoping to get a purse.

Just normal chink driving. Nothing to see here.

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lost

idgi? asians rarely wear the burka so it makes no sense to claim asians all see us through the peephole of a burka. Kinda pathetic & islamophobic to make baseless claims.

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you just say that bcuz you racist

looks more like he's waiting for someone. hands in pockets and general body language

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How did such an obviously ironic bait succeed … staggering amount of newfags I suppose…

>tsk tsk
>i'm so much butter than all these idiots
>i mean better

Well the guy miss the corner his ski make him fly on the net at 100km/h and impaled and tear apart by that. We saw the blood coming out of his abdomen on the snow he died few hours later after massive surgery because of the blood loss in his abdomen.

Rekt and tourettes? Alright I can dig it.

Bullseye!

Damn how many kg of tnt was used to make such a nice blast

Epic an hero

they don't use tnt

havent seen this post in a while

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holy fuck? a guy in china dies & the community unite to gather around his to eat his corpse.

Is that high enough to likely kill him? Took like 2 seconds to fall, and he landed like an idiot but it doesn't seem that high up

I know it depends on the explosive they found on the area but still how much explosive was it cause it made a very nice boom

>295 posts
>59 images/gifs

holy shit, all of you are faggots no one cares what you have to say at all

they get their explosives from the arabs which get their explosives from the usa and maybe germany, idk.

Mustang wanted

Could no one read what I wrote?

I said rekt niggers.
& you've all posted non nigger rekts

fucking illiterate faggots