I’m a 5’1 and 155lb. I don’t want children and don’t like animals. I want to be a housewife and pay my husband with sex and cooking him a shit ton of food. I’m center-left politically. I’m a kinky switch, but mostly submissive. I don’t want to post nudes on here cause I want to only give my naked body to my boyfriend/husband. If the internet is gonna see my body, he’s gonna be a camera man. I’m bisexual, so I’ll have threesomes. I’m a hardcore Fallout New Vegas player.
My dream man comes in different forms. I like long-haired edgelord’s online. Someone who trolls online and likes edgy memes. Someone I can say “nigger” to and not feel bad. Someone who will smoke weed with me for the first time and then take advantage of me later. Someone who likes hentai TOO MUCH and has weird fetishes. Some loser (legal) teen on the Internet. I also like fat, hairy dudes. Really, am I crazy? I want what men want and I’m single and sad.
that's good my wife is similar to you but got the ass. I married her and she's fucking miserable and hates being a mother.
Adam Gray
Oh wow. Why?
Austin Fisher
Not in the slightest lol
Brody Rivera
you look like because it distracts her from facebook and Instagram.
Angel Sanchez
yikes
Jonathan Hill
Also, send face pics or no reply.
Joshua Robinson
If you’re white and wanted kids that would be better, I think overall the fact you don’t want kids ever is fuckin things up. Most dudes actually do want kids at some point in their life
He looks like an emo! It's down the road, not across the street, emo kid!
Hudson Thomas
My wife was chubby, she was 5'6 and 170. 32F tits. This is just fat
Bentley Ramirez
people like to be 'individuals' because they live otherwise boring lives and hve nothing of value to offer. so they made up something and called it "individuality" and then try to force people to accept them and their 'differences' to give their lives some purpose. the problem is it becomes the most important thing in their life and the problem with that is it is inherently worthless and easily imitated.
I am 50/50 on both. lol Don’t eat girls out though.
Grayson King
meh gotta eat ass and pussy
Isaac Hill
This guy! This guy gets it.
Example. Tattoos. Well not exactly tattoos. Tattoos in my opinion can be really cool. I don't have any. But have seen some good work.... it's the individuals and their "individuality" that get the tattoos that are the problem. And not all tatted up people fall in this category. But y'all know the type. They're pretty much a different genre of hipsters that live the "ink life" special little snow flakes in their opinion that tale the path less traveled when in reality there are literally billions others like them. That's what always gets me they're always so critical of the NPCs as you kids call them these days and say they go left when others go right. That they are different... but then automatically place themselves in their own category by default. But ooohh no God forbid you call them out for their shit and tell them they're still in a group and not really special at all. They'll pretend they don't care... But that's all they ever wanted actually... to be excepted.
My sister hasn't ever really had anything nice when she was younger. She bought herself a Gucci purse or some shit. We were at the bar and some hipster bitch said don't you think you're being a conformist and conforming to social norms blah blah blah.... this is where my sister surprises the hell out of me (not the most quick witted) turns to her and says "don't you think you're conforming to non conforming." Greatest thing I've ever seen her say and it shut the snooty pretentious little hipster up. They're such contradictions against higher standards and the upper class... But act just like the things or people they hate.
Gabriel Torres
So let me see if I got this right.......
You have nothing of value to contribute to the relationship except your pussy. You won’t work. You’ll cook some food for him, your “hobbies” entail hentai and smoking weed (which I’m assuming he’ll have to pay for since you refuse to work).
And you have nothing of value to contribute to the relationship except your pussy?
Riiiiiiight......fuck off bitch.
Isaac Jackson
>value Is subjective. Everyone will have something about them characteristically that can be judged - even the perfect physique front-page magazine models. The difference is that self-expression and how you identify with yourself is more about how you feel about who you are, and not so much about what other people think and feel about you (especially on social media). Because it's your skin you're living in and if you're not going to feel comfortable living in your own skin because of what other people think about you then you're psychologically imprisoning yourself.
Dude, look at her pic. She is a fat greasy little NEET. You can tell she is some young kid who doesn't do anything but lay around at her parents' house getting high and watching anime. And she wonders why she can't find a guy? Lol. It's our fault as men really. That we've let it come to this. That females really have the audacity to believe they can live this sort of life and just expect their ideal man, their Prince, to come prancing in to make their life great. We pamper them to much.
You're like 19 if that OP. You're a fucking child. Quit bitching and being socially awkward. It's the same formula for women as it is for men. You wanna be a nerd and like anime... That's cool. But the running joke "go outside for once" exists on this board for a reason. Get a gym membership. Lose weight. Buy some nicer clothes and fucking dress yourself in shit other than fruits basket shirts and sweat pants. Get your hair done. Put a little (notice how I said a little) make up on. Find a hobby that gets you out doing stuff. Get a job/career. Get a car. Become independent. Find a guy.
You wouldn't want a lazy piece of shit neck beard as a boyfriend... what makes you think we would want you, the same thing, in female form.
Dylan Barnes
This, but before doing any of that OP has got to show tits to us as a reward for all this great advice ITT.
Jacob Mitchell
Which is fine and totally agree.... except the type of people I was explaining don't do that. They preach so whole heartedly about that while simultaneously seeking for the approval of others. I've noticed this a lot with cam whores. It's super apparent in them. It's kind of funny for the most part I would say I'm wrong and that these type don't exist as much as I make it out to be... But if you've ever been on a cam whoring site.... It's like all of the world's "those types" congregate there. They deff have issues.
Jayden Carter
Fuck off larp.
Eli Baker
Haven't been on there enough to really tell, but I can kinda see where you're coming from. SJWs can be like that.
Jeremiah Baker
No, you're actually very common. Basically you want a guy who will take care of everything for you and you're willing to do whatever it takes to live that lazy ass dream. In reality though since the overall narrative is too be as lazy and self fulfilled as possible, you'll never actually do any good housework or learn to cook well or even put any work into sex, which is why you're already seeking someone who is more desperate to compensate for the fact you know they will be more tolerable towards your behavior. I've dating girls like you. Grow the fuck up.
Kevin Cruz
still no tits in here wtf
Ryan Watson
You are ugly and fat and any respectable man is going to want children. When I say children I don’t mean your ugly SJW ass. End it before you waste another vote on Bernie
Benjamin Ortiz
housewives raise kids dummy, that's the point. fucking useless post tits
Parker Peterson
>I want to only give my naked body to my boyfriend/husband. Load of crap from OP
Fucking provide us with pictures or get the fuck out
Ethan Edwards
TITS or GTFO
Joseph Murphy
tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo tits or gtfo
Colton Torres
Op are you real? Picture with time stamp?
Robert Gonzalez
Dude, I hate this so much. I hate when I see guys who are actually pretty cool guys. They may not be the best looking but they aren't ugly and you know they could do way better but they just settle for pigs like OP. It's shitty how many guys are out there with low self esteem that just settle and it's even more alarming how many fat unmotivated girls there are that trap these guys with their pussies. My buddy just got out of one of these relationships thanks to one of our cousins. The bitch is currently on suicide watch gaining more weight, drinking, wrecking her car.... basically where she belongs.
Julian Parker
155 pounds. Holy shit you weigh 5 pounds less than I, as a 5'9 male
Blake Gomez
Reeee you sound 10/10 to me but I don’t want to be that guy who asks for contact. I also just reinstalled new vegas.
Elijah Bell
>Someone I can say "nigger" to and not feel bad >I'm center-left politically FAKE AND GAY.
Christopher Sanders
long-haired edgelord legal teen reporting in
Zachary Morgan
Yeah, last two girls I dated were like this. They start off strong and the relationship is good. It's usually after they move in that you start finding out that they don't want to do anything and by that time you're kinda stuck with them. Like first she was like "I'll do all the housework :3 I'll be good waifu!" then it was "we should split the housework. I'm just so busy" then the next thing you know you're looking at her dirty clothes in the sink and you shave and brush your teeth in the shower just to see how long she'll leave her dirty laundry in the sink out of spite. First one is basically living a neet lifestyle in a one room apartment and plays video games all day. The second one hooked up with a single dad but then the single dad kicked her out and now she is back to living with her mom.
Jayden Thompson
If legit snapchat me
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Nolan James
This smells like bullshit, but if its true, at least give us a time stamp. Mouth open, tongue hanging out, with time and date on your palm.
I am pull off being a fat ugly stud pretty well. But it does require way more work.
Robert Ramirez
Tits or gtfo
Bentley Hernandez
You know the rules.
Mason Richardson
I can help out by supplying the actual quote that dude was ripping off. "To be a stud you need to be witty, charming, well dressed, have nice shoes and a fake job.
To be a slut you just have to be…. there."
Jim Jefferies.
Alexander Wright
Also, OP I know you're not real but if you are, hang in there. It's fucking hard trying to find someone to be happy with, and fucking frustrating in situations like ours, where we want what most people WANT us to want.
Levi Murphy
fuck im 160 and im 6'0, i wonder if all that weight is on her thighs or her stomach yuck
