TONY STARK DIES

>caring about capeshit lul

STAY TRIGGERED SOY CUCK

What a great thread :D

cant believe you fags watch this homo ass shit

I'm genuinely convinced there are zero people with a high school degree that do shit like this.
And I don't even give a fuck about dumbass superhero shit, it's just asinine as fuck.
Get a job faggot.

Tony hawk was my favourite

Thanks asshole. You ruined a movie id probably never watch.

BAAAAWWW KEEP CRYING POOR BABY SOY BOY

grow up no one watches this shit you soyboy

Thanks, but I literally just finished watching it, so jokes on you faggot.

Cap’n America get old and makes new cap a nog. Also Thor is a neck beard

so, posting a plot twist everyone saw coming is your idea of "damage"? man, you have to put effort in what you do, even if you're just "trolling Yea Forums"

And? Next iron man is nigger

All the way to the bank. Enjoy food stanps bitch.

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I expected people to die. They killed Spider-Man in the last one so why not make a parallel to that at the end of the next part. This was as stupid a leak as "they kill thanos way early" yeah but that's not the focus of the movie.

You losers are so predictable, i havent been here in 3 weeks because i know the only thing you have going for you is other people's. You spoiled nothing and hurt no one but yourself. I bet your parents would be so proud of their neckbeard and his "wonderful" lifetime accomplishments. Stay bitter fag

Not just any neckbeard, a fat neet neckbeard.

Robert Downey Jr.'s contract was up and Disney did not want to re-up since it would be ungodly expensive. Hence the kill off. They will probably go the Morgan Stark / Happy Hogan timeline where he picks up the armor technology and becomes the new Iron Man with a cheaper actor.

I've seen it already, stop speaking in caps makes you look more idiotic, why is it the only joy you get is by trying to annoy others, daddy not around ? Never been with a woman ? Mommy is a fat pig slut who likes black men ?

all those soyboys ITT pretending not to be spoiled hahahaha thanks OP this is hilarious

Thor kills big daddy via decapitation, Ironman dies, Captain america ran away like a pussy, blackwidow dies and ronin hawkeye kills some asian faggot.

Cuck cucks himself: the thread

lol

Cocksucker.

They might just go a route with Spider-Man and that iron spider suit. I kinda doubt it. His kid seems more likely.

Watched it several hours ago. I'm not even the one that wanted to go see it.

Seeing a lot of butthurt on this thread lol

You're easily entertained. Is watching paint dry porn for you?

probably, but we all knew that was going to happen since captn marvel will be the new face of the mcu

OP's sum total lifetime effect on this world

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Am i the only ome who doesn't give a fuck about this shit?

which was the most dcu decision to make. she's the most unlikable actor in the whole team imo

you take that back, she's a powerful brave woman who will do wonders for marvel and the inclusivity of it's content

Yeah she's kind of a cunt.

Who cares. It's just a movie for kids.

Yeah she was kind of a cunt

>ITT: mad soy boys

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OP is same fag that thought "snape kills dumbledore" was hilarious decades ago when everyone on Yea Forums gave no fucks.

If you want to spoil the ending for a dumb movie, go to a theater and yell it at people waiting to see the movie like a real man, you fucking inbred manchild with a tiny cock and no balls

I can't believe my phone decided to take forever with one of those then posted it anyway.

you're sooooo salty man hahaha thanks again for coming with us tonight

ITT an OP that don't know how the "soy" joke workd

I mean if you didn't see that coming I question your intelligence.

Kek

Read this nd lost my shit. Well done brother

Is it a satisfying death at least?

I'm glad even stupid people can have fun lol

I'd say so. The only other person who could have felt as good after accomplishing what he did would be Thor the God of Thunderthighs

This Yea Forumsro don’t watch little boy movies

yes

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your life would be way too boring otherwise :^)

ily2 user

Black Widow dying to get the soul stone was my favorite part

I still wonder what would happen if they miss the hole? Do they not get the prize? Or it is just doesn't matter if you land in the hole as long as you go off the cliff

That was a weird part, just two people fighting to kill themselves.

I think this the best movie ever

I mean they never say you HAVE to die in the hole. I think it just wants someone to die.

No i'm killing myself-HI
NO I"M KILLING MYSELF-BW

I watched already and I'm kinda of sad because tony dies but at the same time the circle must end

He almost had it. They weren't gonna let the family man sacrifice himself though. I mean. Well. Stark did but he had only one kid.

I want to watch it again but idk

Eh. Someone will take over. For the time being it'll be the black guy. What surpised me was Captain with the hammer.

I know she had to cheat by attaching a wire to his ass just before he could fall to far

Any more major spoilers?

really they hinted they he could back in ultron, what I don't get is how can nova sill exist if she killed her past self

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Namefigs. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I've been making/impersonating namefigs since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this shit inside out. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don't have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about anonymity. Have you ever been to the other chans? seen my namefig collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn't completed your course at the fucking nameposter academy. I've been writing under namefigs on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the anons. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had nameposters there there, big hilarious ones. Please get fucked.

>fan
Why is anyone still watching these

but he uploads his consciousness into an experimental ai which Ultron brings to life in the new upcoming Iron man in 2025...at least that's my guess

I feel like the time travel they explained is the most convoluted and probably most bullshit version of it. Because it acts less like the common time travel we've seen. The way they put it is that you can't actually change anything by doing shit differently as when you time travel in this way that your past was the present you were in and your future is whatever comes next after you time travel. It was fucking weird.

>he hasnt joined the best discord the world has ever fucking seen.

SAD!

discord.
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Kys

cap goes back in time to grow old

You keep saying soy boy. I think you want to get dicked by a soy boy.

If thanos can literally bend reality, why the fuck is he anywhere near the aventures at all? why not just go to another galaxy?

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Nice

Yeah i like that part but i think the best part was Thor's place with a lot beer cans and playing games, fat and sad exactly like many people feel

I didn't care that she died to be honest. I was also hoping the dude killing the japanese was gonna just be a stupid Deadpool cameo, I have no idea why.

professor hulk snaps everybody back after the avengers travel back in time to gather the stones from different moments in time. Thanos mad about this and travels through time with his army to the present and tries to destroy all life this time. Avengers stop him with tony welding the stones and snaping thanos and his army out of existence.

Also gamora back? not sure
Black widow ded from getting soul stone

I think thats everything for you bud

Hulk was amusing as well when he finally found out how to merge his Hulk form with his normal form's brains.

why doesn tthaner just snap them all dead?

Gamora kinda back.

It was a past thanos who needed to get the stones again. He tried. He failed. Got beat up by a bunch of chicks.

That would have been fun but they even said they wouldn't ever put DP in an Avengers movie back when Disney was in talks of buying Fox

There is something that i don't like from the movie is when the infinity war Thor with his axe almost kill Thanos and later in endgame with axe and hammer could not kill him so it's like WTF

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youtu.be/DiLvhsa8gn4?t=12

useful link for spoiling endgame

When he dies the first time why doesn't he just snap them dead?

no one cares, marvel is for faggots

present day thanos died right in the beginning of the movie after being weakened from using the stones to destroy the stones themselves. hence why the avengers had to go back in time to gather them.

Why teh fuck would he destory the stones when THERES A POSSIBLITY SOMEONE CAN GO BACK IN TIME

Yeah, you know it was a big surprise when Thor kill Thanos at the first 15 min of the movie

He destroyed them by that time to avoid the temptation of ever using them again. That alone nearly killed him. Thor just finished him off. Then got fat because he was still depressed he didn't do it when it mattered.

the one from infinity war destroys the stones in the first 20 min then they cut his head off. Past one comes to the future then get ashed

How the fuck are they going back in time to begin with?

If that was an option this whole time why didnt they do it before?

Not really. It was more a surprise he decided to destroy the stones. But him dying with how weak he was? No, especially while Thor had a score to settle.

From the after credits that was in antman and the wasp

because this is poorly written sludge manufactured for men who look like this

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Nobody knew about it not even thanos but through antmans dumb ass plot with the quantum realm they could travel back to different times.

It has to do with some quantum shit antman proposes after he gets out of like a quantum realm where he was super tiny. Stark then figures it out. It was never a possibility before this because they didn't know how.

what was in the credits?

they have a time machine?

fat thor was best thor

No. Not in antman anyway. And it's not an average time machine.

youtube.com/watch?v=4QPUnFfv_bk

Good point but nebula vs nebula that was awesome

quantum realm, time works different.

ant man comes out 5 years later, tells everyone it was only 5 hours for him. poof, tony invents time travel

yep and ant gets traped in the micro vers for 5 years then a rat lets him out
THIS THIS ALL THE WAY

Humans who can't even space travel yet somehow figure out something that no other species in the universe has figured out yet?

THATS FUCKING RETARDED

>watched it before anyone else
>BUT ONLY TO SUPERIOR APATHETICALLY SPOIL

My favorite part of the film was when Brie Larson flew in at the end, peeled the latex away from her asshole and brapped the entire Thanos army to death with the power of feminism.

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lol wow finally saw the film? also so many things were fucking obvious if you have paid attention and werent autistic but i guess this is a big get for you op

yeah kind of annoyed about the whole girl squad at the end. was that really necessary?

yes how else are we going to know they are better then the men and will kick your ass? Also checks that diversity box off the list

excuse me sir, but women rule and brie larson is the new face of the MCU so you best get used to it

He was the funniest thor. Not really too effective.

A great scene was the part where Ant Man shrinks himself down to less than a centimeter in height, then infiltrated Gwyneth Paltrows suit to karate chop her clitoris to orgasm.

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Yes, of course. Marvel is funded by Soylent.

I liked the part where 13% of the Wakandans were snapped back into existence, and immediately caused 50% of the violent crime

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I can't say it made any sense. But Stark had experienced space travel before this point at least in this movie. It's a bit stupid but I can see why they wanted to avoid the normal rules of time travel.

I liked the part when they were stabbing the big monster in the back

No but they have to have their moment apparently. I guess. It's not like they'd done anything yet, oh wait they did and it was mostly just a "look women are cool too" thing. I just watched today and I can't remember but I think Thanos did still toss her around after the fact.

I enjoyed the flashback to that scene where Quill was dancing to Straight out of Compton by NWA, but every time the word nigger was said, he would mumble it in a hushed tone and look awkward even though he was alone.

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I liked when they blamed the white superheroes after thanos killed their brothers.

I liked when Thor had a meltdown when trying to explain the stones and what they can do.

Thanos thumped Gwyneth Paltrow so hard the jade egg fell out of her cunt

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Avengers is overrated

What about that part where he played Fortnite Battle Royale™ for PlayStation 4™?

Uh it's funny that they captured what I feel most Fortnite players look like. I mean they just chose whatever people were talking about. If it was still CoD then it would have been that.

Oh ya with the noobsomething69, I sill wonder how he was going to find the kid and cut off his arms and shove them up his ass anyway

I think that Nebula is pretty hot. I like to imagine her suspended by the usb plug in her vagina while Thanos fucks her mouth.

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I think most of them had their little moments gaining ground against Thanos, only to be shut down. Captain America's was the best one.

this has been posted for like 4 days now.

That's a pretty unflattering picture. The one Nebula moment I liked was when she just straight up shot her past self in the chest. No hesitation.

Even she know how much of a bitch she was.

I know they wouldn't, would have been funny as hell to just see him tell them to essentially fuck off.

hi

I just want one Spider-Man movie where he's an aged superhero. Like mid twenties up to early thirties. The nerd high schooler is stale.

For this scale there’s not a lot of casualties at all. Just Tony and Black Window. Their Gamora and Vision stayed dead though. And I guess Loki? Or no?

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then you didn't go see Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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youtube.com/watch?v=x7UG9O9refg

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I mean as the complete focus and main guy of the movie the entire movie.

That was kind of left in the air after this one, they did change the past, letting him get way

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Loki seems to just fuck off outta there when he does never to be seen again.

Bad news Spider fans - my corpse is being repurposed as an animatronic feature of the "it's a small world after all" ride at Disneyworld

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It’s past Gamora that has no history with the Guardians. Their Gamora is still dead. Anything exchanged with the soul stone is permanent. Kinda weird that Black Window didn’t get the same treatment as Tony.

And a bunch of faceless mooks, gooks and niggers from the heroes sides. Any named character didn’t get offed in the final battle.

Yeah she didn't get a funeral service, I kinda just didn't really notice that.

Thanos also started decimating his own guys out of desperation.

I'm ready for the bad news now.

Lol I've seen the movie not true, fag.

I hope he screams excelsior every time you pass it

Cuz one of the Olsen twin was shoving Thanos’s armor right up in his ass. I’d fucking nuke the place too if I’m gonna did that way.

He yells, "Captain Marvel landed in Hollywood this past Monday for the movie’s premiere!"

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He just yells "Nuff said!" And the music and lyrics stop.

Oh ya I forgot about that happened on his official cuntter account didn't it

he "dies"
but they went back in time so he gets rescued and stuff

No

C'mon. It's twatter. At least try.

PEDOFILE

Tony Starks penchant for young boys in tight fitting costumes sees him travel across time and space for love. To save Peter Parkers sphincter from absolute annihilation, he must french kiss his father, Howard Stark, so that he will molest his younger self in the future and maintain the cycle of deviant sexual degeneracy.

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This is literally the only part in the movie where he's alive lol

I don't know twatter is only a plat for for cunts make by a Cuck called Jack, and as long as you say some really far leaning stuff they give you an official Cuntter check mark.

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Good! I hate this faggotry of a franchise!

why does it matter if you have a blue checkmark?

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Marvel Sucks !!!!

It means you are part of the hive mind

You can’t spoil greatness.

You can't give HIV to someone who already has AIDS

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Is there any lower form of human than someone who goes out of their way to spoil a movie or tv show for other people? It's the most petty, sadistic, bottom of the barrel shit I can think of. They pretend it's for laughs but it's not. You see people dedicate hours of their time to copy-paste spoilers, share spoiler images, commerce with other people to make sure they believe the spoilers. It's disgusting. And it all stems from the same place: Hating the fact that so many people are celebrating something they don't enjoy in the same way. They feel left out. They're a bunch of creepy faggots stalking the perimeter of a party, trying to figure out a way to ruin it because they don't like dancing. It's pathetic and I hope you realize it. Okay thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I already watched Endgame spoiler-free yesterday so get fucked. Please consider not being a faggot by the time the new Star Wars comes out.

Ah the fresh copypasta, I can smell it. It's like Little Shitaly in here. Literally was just in the thread with this as the OP

That is great! Since I saw it thev23rd evening I ain't givin a shit but nice try

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I wish everyone who works for Disney and everyone who has ever made one of these shitty threads would both die.

I hope you fall in love with a child and find it excruciating not to express that love because you would go to prison

Is that the real cover? they really have 187 people's faces on it?

Wait, what happens again?

ur mom

Did you just find about about the reddit bullet-train to Yea Forums today?

The real lesson here is: if you like an Avengers/superheroe movie, you need help...if you get truly upset if someone spoils a movie, pls euthanise u self.

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you are a shit person and lack the ability to enjoy entertainment.

It was a really good movie and worth the wait.

But what about Sansa?

THAT DOESNT HELP
I WOULD STILL NEED TO SEE THE MOVIE IN ORDER TO VISUALIZE HOW HE DIES YOU HOE

He dies from using the infinity gauntlet. Thanos explains earlier in the film that the infinity gauntlet, "almost killed him" when he used it to destroy the stones. It releases a surge of energy, a lot of it gamma radiation - which means the Hulk can use it and survive. However, in the heat of the final battle, Tony gets a "heads up" from Dr Strange, telling him that this is the only chance in millions of scenarios where they would win if he wrestles the stones away from Thanos and use his suit as the gauntlet, and wish Thanos and his army out of existence. Tony dies from the energy released, and has his ashes spread across the butts of his loved ones in a touching final scene.

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here you nigger
Iron Man ded
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Black Widow ded
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POWERFUL future
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KEK

jesus kek it's almost 8am here and I haven't gone to bed yet, and this made me start giggling uncontrollably.

We know. You're not original or funny.

You can't kill someone who already has cancer.

post cam or screener

THOR PLAYS FORTNITE
>THOR PLAYS FORTNITE
THOR PLAYS FORTNITE
>THOR PLAYS FORTNITE

We should raid reddit and upset those neckbeard fan faggots.

Does the guy not realize that he's putting more effort into caring about the movie than the actual fans? Like he's trying to say marvel fans are lame, but what's he doing here?

I have no intention of watching a 3 hour movie. Will wait till Netflix gets it. Spoil away.

>netflix

lol you will be waiting a long time faggot. they will rape people on DVD sales long before they decide to put it on shitflix

Who buys DVDs other then sperglord nerds anymore?

>Netflix gets it.

netflix will never get it. they ony have the shity stuff they make.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Who cares he will get resurrected anyway

The Dark disagrees

I haven't watched any of these queer movies so I don't give a fuck. Kek