If any of you faggots ever met me in real life you'd be dead immediately. I'm well versed in the ways of the blade, I train for 16 hours every day except Sundays when I meditate and watch anime where I learn all my combat techniques. I could dismember 7 of you in 2.7 seconds and yes that's a fact I've timed myself while training. I am in every way a modern samurai so fucking come at me.
Pic fucking related
haha yeah
Oh yeah well I can watch Marley and Me and not cry
this a meta cringe thread? where we cringe at how bad the cringe-postings are?
This fucking alpha could SLICE you to ribbons.
You think you can compete with my skills with bamboo blowdarts. I have taken down an armed SWAT team in less than 5 seconds using nothing but my blowdarts, you would be killed before you were within 300 meters of me. I laugh at your pity excuse for skill
I am sure he can blindfold himself and summon the will of the samurai to slice your darts from the air. I know I can.
Id like to see you try that against five simultaneous darts from my specially handcrafted five barrel blowdarts gun
>slicing five darts flying right next to eachother in the same space is harder than slicing one
Oh grasshopper
It's an x formation, you think me a fool?
Like a spinning uppercut is hard. Weak
Doy you have some video example of yourself on the training ground?
We shall meet on the battleground then
Training is a divine practice that no dedicated warrior would sully by recording it for normies to watch like a videogame walk-through
Okay then write me what is your technique called
Kys
Pussyslayerjitsu
Yeah man i also like pussy juice but goddamn your technique seems too powerful
Due to my countless years of harsh inhumane training, I've transcended the limits of mortality, unclothing my physical flesh to become an omnipotent being no human nor god can comprehend. my way of the sword will severe your filthy physical form into a chunks of meat and will be feeded to the pigs where you belong.
Only a master swordsman can wield this power without himself becoming consumed by its fury.
Everybody knows that pussy dulls the edge, you aren't even a tenth as skilled as you think you are.
>non master swordsman jealousy
We'll see about that. I can level buildings without appearing to draw my sword. Never touched a woman since I was born. Coincidence? I think not.
I can clean pipes and egg tanks. I dont think you can beat me.
sounds lika a total ridiculous porno intro.... sounds like something brazzers would do.
Yeah I am like Sephiroth from advent children. I can wait while you quake in your boots
I have a gun faggot.
>got beat by Cloud
>thinks he's scary
Choose one
Fucking idiot. Skipping just one day of training sets you a week back. You are weaker than when you began, and don't even realize it.
The only thing that matters is knowing the difference between honor and victory.