Femanons, describe your ideal dick

Femanons, describe your ideal dick

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7 inches and super thick.
6-8 inches is ideal, cut or uncut doesn't matter, but i don't care for skinny dicks.

what would you do if you met a total sweetheart with a 7 inch pretty dick, but it was a tad on the thin side?

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its not that big of a deal to me as long as its not a micro penis. my bf is 7 inches and average thickness and i have no complaints.

is he uncut or cut?

and do you prefer shaved or hairy?

cut
hairy, i don't like shaven especially when it starts growing back and is stubble. looks terrible if you can't upkeep it.

makes me feel better about my hairy dick. I haven't shaved since Obama's first term :(

You ever locked a cock in chastity

Pretty much like this one

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tasty looking uncut cock.

i'm sure most women don't mind hair down there, i mean if the rest of the body is hairy wouldn't it look odd to just shave there?

nah not my thing, i do like some femdom but not that.

yeah looks pretty similar

out of curiosity, have you ever tried an uncut cock?

and what's your favorite sex position?

like my cock like I like my coffee
rich

no but ive been curious about it
depends on my mood but usually missionary on the edge of the bed, i like them all though

Attached to a decent guy

He spent 15 years as a cop before going into private investigations.
He has a tan rain coat and a moderate drinking problem from the shit he has seen.
He will get real tired of me texting and asking if "Mike Hammer" can stop by tonight after the 2nd time I do it.

Would you be okay with your bf asking you for a feet in face handjob?

Will you guys PLEASE shut the fuck up in here? It’s getting weird at this point... let’s all just call it a night

lol he doesn't have a foot fetish but it wouldn't bother me. there's a lot weirder fetishes.

Reminder that 90% of the so called "femanon" replies are faggots and/or trannies

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nice

Same thing

This guy gets it

What about a booty in face handjob?

>Implying there aren't basement-dwelling women all around the world who browse Yea Forums in the dark like the rest of us

You're overestimating women if you think they can't be lonely, disgusting, and pathetic horndogs who just want to get off anonymously.

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And if you do find a rich sweetheart, what do you have to offer to the rich man? Or are you just a gold digger?

Yeah Tracy is pretty cool

eh im real just bored

i do that sometimes but usually bj not hj

Would you mind if he secretly liked the way your ass smells?

Facts lol

i think he does actually, he has a smell fetish but it's mostly him wanting me to smell his balls or dick

>all the trap threats on b now
yeah because women like flashing their dicks on Yea Forums

Does he have a stinky dick?

What makes you think every trap poster is taking the place of a woman and not that all three browse Yea Forums.

I’ve been told I have a pretty cock.
What the hell does that mean?

* 12 inches long
* Tastes like chocolate
* Ejaculates money

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It's blemish-less. It looks good in a photo, statue-esque. The model shot equivalent for dicks.

how about just the money part

think you mean BLACK

I guess that’s good.

I wish I had a huge dick like this

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Why is this kinda hot even though im not into bestiality at all, maybe because it shows some girls are just as much of horny total losers as some guys are

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It's a very reliable cock. It has seen some pussy through its life. The length it's just enough that pushes the cervix when thrusting on doggy style. I'm not sure about the girth, but I haven't either had compliments nor complains. Most dildos are 1.5" diameter, my dick is 1.6" so I guess is what most girls would buy if they had the chance.

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