I have knowledge of the coming Invasion of Earth...

I have knowledge of the coming Invasion of Earth, but I will not stop it because I believe we deserve to be subjugated and destroyed.

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Ooga Booga nigger

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Ok dumbass

I subjugated your mom last night.

Why'd you tell me this then?.

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thank you for proving my point

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I welcome our new ant overlords

Because things could have been different. We could have been a strong enlightened society that championed art over money and we blew it. We blew it.

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elaborate

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It's very likely the existing administration will make a deal with the Invaders as and one of their first acts will be to disarm the population based on a false flag.

how can I get off this rock, fuck this shit

yeah? go on

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This thread is getting gayer by the post.

Obtaining wealth is an art form.

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You can shave your legs and try to be Elon Musk's bitch. Or some rich closeted Chinese guy, he probably wants to set up a moonbase.

Actually wealth is usually inherited user.

go on please op need more

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We will fight to the death. No subjugation.

sorry hard man

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many will think that, but the labor and sex camps will exhaust this species to extinction within 6 months

/thread

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But I don’t care.

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you mean it was bait.... nooo

>sex camps
Explain sex camps. I like camping and I like sex.

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Yea. With some alien species that can travel the galaxy and has whofuckingknows what kind of weapons and enslavement technology. Not to mention who knows they could ha e millennium to perfect tactics and what not. But sure we’ll fight. Kek

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Oh FUCKING COOL. My birthday

Ok, smart guy, what's your idea? Stay on the couch and die like a pussy?

Human will be experimented on for research purposes, pumped up with hormones and chemicals to induce massive weight changes and from what we've found, changing sex in the subjects over and over until cancerous growths finally kill them.

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what criteria are you comparing against to decide that we should be further along than we are?

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That's not the sex camping I like. Nah, I pass.

Well fuck you then, faggot.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t try to take some with me. BUT you know how many would just hold out there hands for chains? More than you’d like to think.

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OP here. The most resilient pockets of resistance will be eradicated within a few weeks of the Invasion. They're centuries beyond us. They will detect you no matter where you hide.

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Bummer.

I have knowledge of the coming Invasion of your anus, but I will not stop it because I believe your ass deserves to be subjugated and destroyed.

Lol, this. If I see OP on the street he won't make it to OCT 4th. Cause he's a planet destruction tease. Faggot OP

They are quite advanced and powerful for being only a Type 0 Civilization. That's why with the proper warning we could have made preparations for them and thwarted the invasion altogether. Now we can't, really.

I'd shoot them then also. Fuck it.

Can you fucking speed it up already? Shit's a goddamn mess down here.

I gagged tbh

Why the fuck would you share this shit

>Type 0 Civilization.
For science, is that type 0 or type O?

Exactly. But I will take at least one alien fucker with me. At least tell me what kind of form they have. Bipedal? Humanoid? Xenomorph? Also why are you so privy to all this knowledge?

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Because I worked on the project and deliberately alterted them to our presence.

No, sadly once you are detected they place obedience devices on you. You might even murder your entire family for them.

You and every other nutcase has known about the ancient invasion of aliens to our planet for thousands of years, why would they be any different than when they "helped build the pyramids"?

Typical Macgruber..

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Earth had no aliens visit it throughout history. Until now.

Oct 4th just doesn't work for me. Cause we reschedule?

I can pencil in the 9th on your mom's ass.

Ah fuck it. I’m bored anyway. Let it burn.

Why Oct 4?

Could the the niggers living in mud huts in the village Obama was born in defeat the us military? That’s us compared to an alien invasion. Find a loli, drag her to a deep hole and spend the last times of your life balls deep in a girl who was a toddler when Obama was elected

No. No no no. If aliens exist, which is the most likely truth, they are an infinite distance away, they do not care about us, there are many million million million more interesting stars, that have many million million million more planets to accompany them, and not accompany them. All of this is bullshit, your theory does not fit reality, there is no reason for them to come here, because we know damn well they aren't birthed within the first few hundred thousand astronomical units.

>interstellar travel
>type 0 civilization

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It's the exact calculation as to when the ships get here. The early hours of the morning in a rush hour city like NYC or London.

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This is the wost sci-fi story I've ever heard.

user this is also the kind of human arrogance that made my choice to alert the Invading Force the right one. As the person indirectly pulling the plug on humanity?
Shut up.

I meant to say the Invaders are Type 1. We are the Type 0 Civilization that could have been Type 1 if not for the Middle Ages and the rise of Industrial Capitalism.

This is not science fiction. I deliberately led a hostile invading alien force to Earth. Because we deserve it for electing Trump and sliding this country towards fascism.

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So... modern America?

so they garner all the energy/resources of there home planet, how is the travel is doing to them using fussion propulsion ship at sub light speed?
if the hurry up they may make it when the sun go full red giant

Ironically they could have Earth scientists monitoring the human mutilation experiments.

Then it's Type 2. Whatever it means that they found ways to fold time and space. We could be at that place now if we hadn't keep serving the Masters.

1 countries outcome made you decide to doom humanity? Fuck, you deserve it as well.

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We're splitting hairs. The irony is they are a violent sadistic society much like ours would have progressed in the next few hundred years

Happy birthday to me!

I'm sorry. This is for the best.

If this was true the government would be all over your ass sooooooo as much as it would be funny if they did.

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I like to try sticking my penis in my asshole. It isn’t gay because it’s only my body involved.

yeah right

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i find interesting that you think that "industrial capitalism" slow down the rate that technology it's made.

More?

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>Implying an extraterrestrial Faster-Than-Light civilization would even need to destroy/subjugate us
If they have that kind of tech there's nothing here that they would even want or even interest them except maybe covertly studying us

Anti-Trump aliens. This is good shit. Are they abortionists too?

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We have options. Nuke ourselves, make it impossible for the aliens to enter orbit by throwing a bunch of trash to space, or simply kys ourselves. Depends on what the aliens are looking for.

>I believe we deserve to be subjugated and destroyed.
same

Mentally ill anti-Trumper who sounds like he's 17.

the must be so mad about him

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kek

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I have knowledge too but why bother stopping it. I'm just gonna kms when.The invasion starts to restart my cycle.

Where do you think you are, faggot?

Y'all be breading in a troll nigger.

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Here it is ladies and gentlemen.

Trump derangement syndrome

>one man in one landmass makes every soul on earth forfeit.

Sexy horny aliens like in Lifeforce?

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So you're just being passive aggressive and spiteful, like a little kid. Instead of working hard on a better society and understanding the world around you you chose to spent your final hours being a kid. You are not half as mature as you think. It's actually very sad. You achieved nothing and you deserve total, complete annhililation more than any other humans.

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ACK! Ack ack! Ack ack ack ack! ACK! ACK! ACK!

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are the aliens hot

Fuck off illuminati with your project blue beam fake alien invasion bullshit.