I’m new to posting so be gentle

i’m new to posting so be gentle

>be me
>having a pretty good day
>mom says she wants me to come with her to a bookstore to get my sister something
>hahayes.png
>i agree
>a couple hours go by, she tells me she’s ready
>somethingiswrong.jpeg
>we’re leaving, get into her car
>she has a breathalyzer thing because she’s an alcoholic
>”mom, are you drunk right now?”
>silence.gif
>”no”
>”are you sure?”
>”i’m not DRUNK”
>sigh
>do the breathalyzer for her so we can get this shit over with
>she’s driving like an autist
>drives past the bookstore
>i get frustrated and tell her she drove past the bookstore
>she parks the car
>moresilence.gif
>she tells me she wants to go home
>i tell her fine
>we get back home
>grandma notices and asks if we got the book
>i tell her no and everything that happens
>she knows this shit happens
>she comes into my room after lecturing my mom and asks me how my mom managed to get the breathalyzer working
>fuck.
>”i did it for her”
>she looks mortified, starts to lecture ME
>shame.html
>tell her i know and that i’m sorry
>she looks pissed and leaves the room
>why is this happening

i just wanted to have a normal outing, this is the second time my mom has done this this week. i don’t know what to do, it’s fucking me up really badly and i’m terrified she’s going to die because of this. i know i fucked up by doing the breathalyzer but i just wanted to get away for a bit. i just needed to get this off my chest, advice would be appreciated Yea Forumsros.

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Stop enabling your mother, she's got a breathlyser in her car for a reason. You're going to get yourself killed by a drunk driver. You can't live a normal life in that environment. Next time get public transport or a taxi. Enabling your mjm like this is going to result in her getting jail time if caught.

How old are you? Why don't you just be a hero and learn to drive yourself so your mom can have a good fucking time

Addiction is a symptom of childhood sexual abuse.

sixteen, i’m taking drivers ed currently so this doesn’t happen again.

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Post breathalyser system.

I’m pretty sure half the users here are under 18

The difference being that they're at least not stupid enough to announce it.

MOOOOODS!!!

Here's what to do OP.

Your mother needs an ultimatum.
She's addicted to the Jewice and you need to tell her that it's either you or her.
Pull up some photos of you as a child with her, tell her that you love her and you can't exist knowing that she is risking her life everyday.
Tell her that you'd rather commit suicide than watch her kill herself.
Doing this, may or may not work, so be don't be disheartened.

If it doesn't work, go to plan B.
Have her find a plastic bag of baby powder and a half a bottle of vodka in your room.
If she goes mad and asks what you're doing, tell her that if she doesn't care about her life, you don't care about yours.

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Just go hug your mother. Don't say anything, just hug until the tears come.

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I dont know whats worse, user saying they're 16 or your half ass therapy session here

it’s me announcing my age, i’m fucking retarded.

Uncertainty can be a symptom of many underlying psychological afflictions.
Do you want you discuss why it is you don't know that you're a fag who can't get over the fact that a 16 year old is superior at posting?

ok chill youre acting like this is worse than your mom being an alcoholic
Do whatever this guy says, write a screenplay about it, and sell it to LifeTime for EZ million $$$ and have a better life

>make money off mom’s personal burden and turn my guilt into cash
fucking geniuses

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When you get the story published, you can go to the bookstore with your mom and pick up a copy along with the item you forgot to get your sister.

•can't read

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Trust the kike to bring up the small print.
Whilst you're using the magnifying glass, why don't you pull yourself off with those auschwitz gold teeth tweezers.

•unfunny jew meme

nigger

except OPs life isn't actually unique at all and lifetime wouldn't give a fuck
>OP, Clearly you feel guilt ridden by blowing in to your mother's breathalyzer. The solution is simple, you become an alcoholic yourself and she will never be able to ask you to blow into the breathalyzer again. You will also be less likely to be a little pussy about your life and complain on Yea Forums like the underage newfag you are.

I'll head over to when you head back to Dachau