ITT: Busting fatter nuts and blasting thicker rope

tried this, it worked for me after I made sure I was well hydrated. Eventually figured out that it was the hydration that made my loads bigger and not all this bs.

All you need to do is drink lots of water.

Then have her drop some advice, faggot

i second this

This is exactly why my doctor told me.

not good enough
there must be something

tip for next time you faggots jerk off.
1. Lay on your back
2. When you are about to cum pull your ass up
>pic related
3. Squeeze your glutes and hamstrings as hard as you can while cumming
4. Enjoy best orgasm of your life
You are welcome faggots.

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>experienced self-facializer speaking

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sauce on clip please

You actually won't cum with this method, idk why but it makes almost no cum come out, but the orgasm will be 2x as strong and 2x as long.
Try it and come back thanking me.

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I asked and she says there isn’t anything proven to do it. You can change your sperm count, but that doesn’t affect the volume of your cumshots, which are mostly seminal fluid. The only way you might be able to do it is either edge for a long time, not come for a few days, or both.

that's kegeling for ya. it cuts the flow of cum from exiting the body, so you're psychologically still trying to cum but physically stopping yourself. takes practice but holy shit you know when youve succeeded

>doctors

Which means she don't know jack shit about natural treatments

Ejaculate at least twice a day for a week, stop cold turkey for at least 3 days. Your body, which is now accustomed to supplying cum for 2 ejaculations per day, will back up. The longer you wait, the more it backs up. A week is good. Wait much longer and you'll have a wet dream and lose it all. Also, drink plenty of water. Cumming when dehydrated will just be thick globs that are too heavy to fly.

>what's google bros? Can we jack off together and touch penises?

Pffff

>how do I into the scientific method

i so hope this is legit, will try though

Can confirm this, masturbating without edging seems nearly pointless to me now though, the longer you look at porn, the more edging, the more your loads are and thus the longer lasting and better orgasms you have.

Edge.
Drink Water.
Sunflower Lecithin.
Kegel.

"She" is fucking retarded. Letchin and zinc show almost imediate results.

its not, edge instead

sort of related, but have any of you ever cum so hard that your ears rang? and if so, how did you do it?

Go for the stack, bro. Only took me 4 months.

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moar

All of you are a bunch of fucking idiots.

I don't have much more saved on my phone, but this much is pretty regular for me now.

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How?

I've been on that "holy grail" stack for four months, but with x2 lecithin and x3 pygeum. I also edge for couple days at a time. I work out daily and drink lots of water.

grant us access to your secrets oh great one

What's the Holy Grail Stack? The supplements in that picture posted earlier?

Yeah, most of these follow the same formula. This one's missing pygeum extract though. A week on that and when you get an erection you'll leak precum like a faucet.

How about sharing your own stack?

Also, what does the GF think about all of that? It seems like a fucking 1/3 cup at least, dude.

Huh, this one doesn't have specifics

L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
Pygeum, 200mg Strength, Taken 3 times daily = 600mg
Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 2 time daily = 2400mg

Most are harmless, even good for your health. Don't go overboard on zinc though.

My girls a nympho so she loves it. I've always been very well endowed, but she loves watching me fill up a condom. I think I shoot upwards of half a pint.

It smells very masculine, but it's relatively fresh smelling. Maybe it's because I eat a lot of veggies.

Only problem I guess is if I don't cum for a day, I run a serious risk of waking up to yogurt explosion in my boxers.

>huh, this one doesn't have specifics

What do you mean "this one"?

I have also heard the same thing about zinc. I take a men's multi that has some zinc. Think that would be enough, or is aiming for 50 per day the best bet?

Are sou sure you meant a half pint? Per orgasm, per day? I am not sure that is the measurement you were thinking of...

I do 3x5 and eat a lot more veggies than anything else. I drink a lot of water and don't drink alcohol, but for some reason my cum is always really thick. Like, glue thick, unless I get off a lot of times each day, then it gets thinner. Any similar experiences?

Have you ever had any worries about cum slipping out of the base of a condom? They won't burst like a grenade, lol, they stretch enough, but the space around it would fill up a lot.

Is yours an amended list taken from the "holy grail" image?

Your gf is retarded then, congratulations.

This shit worked for me, the L-arginine definitely made my dick harder, especially in the morning. My cum also increased but I don't know if that's the selenium zinc or, the lecithin, I was always hydrated well anyway.

Guys who nut alot are God tier

i think you grossly overestimating how much semen you're actually producing

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> I shoot upwards of half a pint
Kek nice larp faggot. That's something like 8 oz you retard, an ave. load is between 3-5 ml. A half pint would be more than 236 ml, or about 60 loads worth of ejaculate.

Perhaps he is just not sure how to measure. Looking at the pics, maybe it is 1/4 of a cup?

that shit is not even an ounce man
average load is 3-5ml? maybe its 15ml, which is a lot, but not fucking "half a bottle of water" of jizz man

I said 1/4 cup. That is like, 2 ounces man....

It looks like there is a lot on the boobs, and that it is just really dense/thick.

You know this is fake right?

i cum, like a quart, every time.

Pee is stored in the balls

from experience: maca powder and pygeum do wonders for precum. very good results. grape seed extract and saw palmetto increase horniness and maybe a tiny increase in load size. the other sups did nothing for me, perhaps because i was not deficient. as always, hydration, edging, and daily kegels are the big keys. also REVERSE KEGELS for me unlocked the ability to shoot distances that i had not seen since my teenage years.

wtf are reverse kegels?

why is that what the fuck is lecithin

Proof? Or is it saline injections?

I have seen plenty of other webms and shit with guys shooting 10 plus solid ropes. No reason to think that this would be impossible, even if the webm in the OP is fake.

This is fake because the entire site it's from uses a tube up the side of the dudes cock. Half of their videos you can see it shoot from the top of his cock instead of the tip. People can cum huge, but everything from this company is fake

I hear that kegels are bad long term for the health of your pelvic floor because there is no effective way to relax the muscles in the area. This leads to strains that impact the sensations going into you penis, which could be painful.

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Fair, I don't know about the site or the webm.

I am only concerned with making my loads bigger anyway without edging.

Seems like the guy left though who was posting pics earlier.

Well she's a moron because just taking zinc alone made it into huge amounts.

>how do I into it's well known doctors shit on natural treatments when it does work for some people

"Ayo doc how do I get big cumcums?"

Only true statement in this rarted ass thread

reverse kegels: when you do a kegel it is like contracting a muscle. reverse kegel is like expanding a muscle. do a kegel and let the pc muscle relax. next, try to follow the momentum of the relaxation and expand the ball past its relaxed state. another way of thinking about it: kegels feel like cutting off a stream of piss, reverse kegels feel like pushing out piss. sometimes you really are pushing out piss. i think that reverse kegels are good for a balanced pelvic floor, so you avoid the potential injury that this guy mentioned. important to do expansion and contraction exercises for all muscles including the cum launcher.

Well doctors don't know shit anyway. Can you tell her to go fuck herself? thanks

Some of this shit frankly sounds like it could cause a sports hernia if done long term. Pushing out with your pelvic floor is not like doing just a valsalva maneuver, which alone is a test for it, but you are putting all the pressure in one area when talking about "expanding" the area. It reminds me of when men cannot get erections, and so squeeze their pelvic floor and lower stomach to push and hold blood into the penis.

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Much appreciated, I just ordered all of what you listed. Totalled $50 so I hope this works. Some reviews were even talking about it working so that's a plus I'd imagine.

dude you make it sound like im lifting kettlebells with my taint. i am not gonna get a hernia from taking a shit, or busting a nut. i am a healthy normal dude who flexes his cock for like 5 minutes a day.

You're welcome friends

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When I take amphetamines, be it speed, meth, or ecstasy, I get horny as fuck and edge for 3-4 hours, and my orgasm is so powerful I have actually hit the ceiling once. Only once though, and I should also say my matress is on top of not 1 but 2 box springs

Why the fuck is it so high up? Two box springs?

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Implying that's your cum all over those tits.

What stack?